Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Death Of The Guardian ❯ Drunken Hedgehog & Fox a sieries of Unfortunate Events ( Chapter 5 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

(A/N:I don't own any body but my click Lindsay Lohan,Hilary Duff,Avril Lavine,Michelle Branch,Tara Reed,Paris Hilton I don't own)

Tails rolls the dice and gets a 7 “you son of a bitch!” hissed Sonic as he started downing a 40oz Tails rolls but gets a 9 “aww fuck” he gives the dice to Sonic, Sonic gets a 5 damnit he hands the dice to Big Bo “c'on I need to get a drank 7 oh hell yeah!!!”

Sonic drinks another 40oz Big Bo rolls again “5 fuck” tails rolls but gets a 4 “ha” hissed Sonic“if you get either snake eyes or a 4 you drink or of you get a 7 or 11 the last person has to drink”

“Oh well” smiled Tails as he started downing the 40oz.

Just Then C.T. bursts in the door wearing a beeinie “man I thought you were in Africa” said a shocked Big Bo “I was I solved the problem the click well who the hell cares where they are!”

“So you're the bastard who saved the president hehehe” said Sonic

“If you're playing high roller 40 oz your wasting time”

“I know a better game called spin the bottle who ever it lands near that person has to drink.”

C.T. removes his hat “oh my fucking God what happened to your hair” some kid was going thru chemo and she was going bald so I shaved my head and gave her my hair hell I paid for it I might as well make her look nice.” “Hey where's Smiley?”

“In jail man he keeps getting locked up man!” just join the click I will grant you diplomatic immunity””man but the UN fuck the UNnigga you know damn well you need it my dad can't keep playing the insanity card!!”

C.T. pulls out a cell phone “hello Gretchen what's he deal with that Lohan bitch!” let me guess Paris Hilton, Tara Reed fuck it I'll be there what club?” “Club Rouge hmmm sounds nice midnight tonight damn woman its 2 am!!!” remember you get her there we do the rest btw tell Knuckles this is his big chance to prove himself. C.T. out”

“So what do you plan to do with my girls club” asks Tails now buzzed “ nothing but kick some ass look kid if you want you may join in bring you friend we need all the help we can get!”

Sonic spins the bottle and Tails takes another drink Tails spins and drinks again.

Finally Sonic has to drink and he does all cocky.

Just then ImIrish storms in “man Bo don't your friends knock?”

“C.T. Luigi was jumped!!” “fuck the Mario Bros the bastard

probably owes people money” “a liquor store was shot up too!!” C.T. looks at Sonic who gives a cocky grin “good”

“Look blue boy I got to run also the Knuckle head has talent pace” C.T. and ImIrish leave Big Bo stays and joins the fun of course Tails is now drunk Sonic not as much after a few hours and 7 40's later Tails passed out Sonic now a stumbling hedgehog still goes on as some more hoods come up and join an hour later Sonic passed out Big Bo left with a case of 8-Ball

-----Morning After-----

Tails now has his head in the toilet vomiting his guts out Sonci9 just complaining as his head hurts “my fucking head why did I forget to get the after pill?” “fuccccckkkkkkkkkk!!”

------Rouge's House----

Rouge now working by candle light *sigh* “I miss my little fox” Shadow storms in Rouge trouble at the club the power outage was a set up come quick!!!” Rouge jumps to her feet shadow pulls out an emerald “Chaos Control!” they both leave.

-----Club Rouge------

Shadow and Rouge arrive they enter the club everything is the same “well where the fire?” she said puzzled come with me they enter the power room and the generator is trashed so is the wiring is gone. “Oh thank God they just trashed the power it will take a while to get it done but at least they left the club alone”

Omega comes in with Gamma “This is my brother Gamma we will rebuild Beta next.” “Good for you, how bad is the damage to the power?” On your language it's fucked up real bad” gamma said Shadow saw 2 wires left pulled out his emerald and put it together all of a sudden the club lit up again. “Ivory will pay for this” snapped Rouge as she clenched her fist.

------The Studio-----

Knuckles relaxing and having a good time eating grapes while writing in a note pad Neleah and Alyssa and just hanging out.

Gretchen showed up looking like “Mean Girls” look I have to act defected Lindsay Lohan is showing up and I need to lure her in a trap Hilary Duff is also here in Station Square.”

Just then Tara Reed and Paris Hilton storm in “that bitch Lindsay is going to pay” hissed Tara “like whatever” snapped Paris “there's like this marsupial or something I herd like C.T. like hired him or like something”

Knuckles got up “I'm an echidna!!! E-C-H-I-D-N-A” “ECHIDNA!!!” “WHATEVER!!!” she hissed “Avril is going tot be there so is Bitchy Spears Michelle Branch should be there she is cool and kicks ass!”

------Oakland--------

Tails now feeling sick as Sonic stumbles into the kitchen pulls out a load of bread and gives it to Tails “Thanks” Tails pulled out his cell and called Rouge “hey babe how do you treat a hang over” “dry toast and orange juice ok I love you too.” Tails gets a up and makes the toast however the toaster is broken and he doesn't want to fix it so he grabs and iron and uses it to make toast (people use it in jail) Sonic gets up “hey little bro sorry no orange juice but I got orange Kool-Aid” “good enough”

After their ghetto breakfast they head to Mario's to get the car only Tails is shocked to what he sees the car is candy back with 19's spinning purple with tinted windows and lam style doors with a purple neon light.. Tails is beyond shocked and almost faints “I a told you a I would pimp you a car on me since you got that son ma bitch brother Luigi” they get in and head to San Francisco (and not for rice-a-roni the San Francisco treat ding-ding)

----San Fran---

As there cursing around the bay area Tails finally says something “lets invite Rouge and Shadow” Sonic just rolls his eyes knowing she will bring Amy.” Good idea” he said not too happy.

----Club Rouge---

Ivory showed up with a bunch of people dressed in blue

“Ok so you didn't learn the first or second you little pestering bitch!” Rouge delivered a kick to the jaw Ivory flew all the way across the room and smashed a table the terrorist all scrambled

and left out of fear as Shadow raised his fist “Chaos Spear!”

Ivory was lying there now scared as Rouge, Shadow, Omega, and

Gamma all start beating him after a while Ivory's white quills are

drenched in blood as he is tossed out like a bad habit.

Later that night Tara reed showed up drunk as Lindsay Lohan shows up with Paris Hilton (the mother of al cat fights) it goes in this order

Hilary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan

Hilary Duff vs. Avril Lavine

Michelle Branch vs. Tara Reed

C.T. and Gretchen show up Lindsay Lohan slaps Gretchen “you bitch!!” they being to fight Michelle Branch meets C.T. “so how's the click?” “oh its good” “how's the family” “good” Michelle branch grabs a guitar and smashes it over Hilary Duff's head “well I got to go but before I go can you sigh this 40 oz its for my brother?” C.T. signs it as they shake hands she leaves.

Knuckles shows up but he see Hilary Duff lying there with a broken guitar “oh yeah lets kicks some ass every one is now fighting Tara Reed passed out. Britney Spears showed up and Avril and Britney got it on as C.T. got all cocky and boasted how who will kick who's ass that just made things get worse Shadow Omega and gamma tried to stop the melee as crowds of people started fighting G.U.N sent robots to control the fights since it was about to become a riot it was real crazy CT grabbed Gretchen as Knuckles pounced on Avril Knocking her to the ground he pulls out some spray paint and rites “NWO” on her back Paris and co all get arrested Knuckles is now officially a diplomat as they 3 leave they confront Shadow holding a gun “your lucky the club is safe now leave this place and never return”

(A/N: they don't meet again for 4 years but all is forgotten)

Rouge showed up “Shadow lets go to San Francisco” that's where my cousin is being dropped of at bring Amy too I know she misses Sonic”

“If you must know Knuckles is now in that click” Rouges ears fall down as Shadow Hugs her(awwwww)

Well that's that when I get more ideas I'll add the next Ch