Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Death Of The Guardian ❯ The OC ( Chapter 11 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
They are in Newport "hey you thing Marissa and Ryan get back together?" "I hope so" said Rouge as they walk holding hands. "What is this, the OC" asks Bleu "it's the best show the Fox network has." As they walk down the cocky city a grey hedgehog shows up Shadow sees him "you!" he screams the grey hedgehog points back yelling "you!" they confront each other face to face after a while the grey one socks Shadow dead in the jaw "welcome to the OC bitch!" Shadow falls down but gets up smiling "you punch like a bitch smoky!" he gives him a punch back on he hears a "snap" the grey hedgehog falls to the ground clenching his jaw "you just got owned bitch!" He walks away back to the group. "See I told you somebody was going to get their ass kicked!!" As they head into a diner 2 young people are arguing about who knows what Rouge and Bleu's ears are very alert as they whisper what they are saying (how can you let your best friend date my mother!?)
(Hey she's a grown woman and he is lonely!) They giggle as they tell the others as they sit down some waitress "tall and skinny comes by so what will the ditchers have?" "just give us the sample platter" smirks Sonic.
"The beach we can go there." Said Amy "yeah if you want to fight some cocky surfers!" smiled Shadow "the fair we can go to the fair" said Tails "a bar lets head to a bar" said Knuckles "Rouge, Bleu what do you say?" "we say the beach!" they say in unison.
"Well I'm heading to a liquor store" said Knuckles Tails looks at his watch it's fucking 1:23p fucking m!!! And you want to drink!?! "Your point being?" "bring me back some peppermint snaps!!" Knuckles leaves and comes back just when the food is served he flashes his badge "diplomats eat free! since there with me charge it to da state" the waitress says "typical C.T. sends his click to make the state pay his bills."
A young blond girl shows up "like oh my God it's K.T. Echidna!!!" Knuckles just smiles at her "let me guess you want an autograph" "like totally!!!" she pulls out a mix tape with Knuckles face on it with the crazy click and a marker he signs it "to my biggest fan" "Hailey!!" much love Knuckles The Echidna" she then pulls out a camera and take a bunch of pictures with him even kissing him as he leaves screaming "oh my God I just made out with K.T. Echidna!!" "Man it feels good made!!" Sonic is somewhat annoyed "gee you live in a shed in Babylon and you say your made!" "hey don't hate the player hate the game."
Just then a horde of teens come bum rushing in after Knuckles he just goes with it as they mosh pit him out he is now with a gang of screaming fans as he signs autographs and poses for photos.
"Damn I'm surprised he doesn't have bodyguards" said Rouge "bodyguards ha the day he gets them C.T. will make a duet with Hilary Duff!!" after an hour they all leave Knuckles just walks back in smiling "boo ra!!!" "Don't let it get to your head" "never do I ain't cocky" he looks at Sonic who flicks him off.
After they leave they head to the beach.
"Fuck we have no swim suits" hissed the girls so they head back to town and buy some of course some stuck up rich girls are there too and start trouble messing with Tails (A/N: never mess with a G.U.N. agents fox especially one who knows kick boxing)
they enter a store 2 girls are checking out skimpy outfits one accidentally steps on Tails tail he yelps "watch it freak!!!" Tails gives her a look "I may be a freak but at last I'm 100% real, tell that plastic surgeon to add some of that ego into your brain it may have shrunk putting it into you ass!"(ooooooooo that bitch got burned!)"Like how dare you talk to me like that" she was about to slap him Rouge caught her arm in mid air "Let go of me you Britney Spears wanna be slut!!!" "don't you ever disrespect my fox again bitch!" the girls friend just looks on like she has nothing to do with her the girl give rouge a kick in the ribs Rouge flies up wraps her legs around her neck (hurcanranna)and flips her exposing her white underwear with small hearts on them Tails look on in awe Rouge then Lock her in an arm bar. As she screams she lets go as she Punches her in the face twice breaking her nose "ahhhhhh my nose job!!!!" she screams as she runs out side busted and bruised. "Don't worry honey you can always buy a new one!!" Rouge goes to Tails are you ok baby she said as she hugs him and rubs his tail I'm fine now he winks Sonic looks on in disgust. "stand by your fox smiled Shadow.
-----The Beach------
As they are in swim suits
Rouge a white one piece
Amy a black 2 piece
Bleu a sky blue 2 piece
Knuckles black shorts
Sonic nothing he won't swim
Tails greens shorts
Shadow red Speedo thong (gags!)
Everyone gets in the water -Sonic they are now playing horse Rouge on Tails Bleu on Knuckles Amy on Shadow the 6 couples all having a good time as Sonic looks on smiling a wave comes by and covers Sonic in seaweed " ewwwww yuck!!!!!" he hissed as he removes starfish and kelp he sees an oyster and removes a pearl smiling as he puts it away. Everyone laughs at him as he is soaked and pissed…
They go back to horse Amy wins the first round. After ward the guys get on the girls backs Tails wins next after a while they head back to Sonic and grab him "hey let me go!!!" as they throw him in the water "ahhh" he screams as he is struggling with an octopus he gets out and throws the pus at everybody who all fight it off them self as he smiles when another wave comes and covers him in kelp again he is pissed "see that's why I hate the beach!!" "owch!!!" he hissed as a jellyfish is wrapped around his stomach they all see what's wrong they see it Shadow removes it with ease but stings his hand "damnit!!" Sonic breathing heavy "man it hurts like hell" "sorry Sonic lay down there is only one way to cure it pee on you" said Amy as he held his hand Do I look like R fucking Kelly?" "Actually detergent works good" Said Rouge as she dug in her purse and pulled some out. "Gee what do you have in there anyway?"
said Sonic "everything incase of an emergency" she pours the soap on his wounds as he hissed in pain the swelling went down "oh fuck!!!!!" he squeezed Amy's hand Shadow just smiles at him "what are you doing?" "eewwwwww that is gross!!!!!" they see Shadow peeing on his hand.
After a while Sonic is better his stomach is bandaged to prevent infection but the main worry is over Shadow fixes up his own hand (can you guess why) as they watch the sunset "its now 7:37pm" Tails says as he looks at his watch "why are you telling time?" asks Shadow
"it's too early for the sun to set" Shadow just smiles. When the girl and bitch the grey hedgehog with some other people come by!!
"So these are the bastards that did this." The girl cried "that bitch broke a 50,00 dollar nose job!!!" Smokey mumbles "that bastard broke my jaw." Pointing to Shadow.
Shadow gets up "so you think you can just come here and start trouble" "the guy says damn right this ain't the north side bitch!!!" jus them a cop comes by "ok quit messing with them" "next week we settle this in a drag race" "don't bring yo mommas station wagon I hate to see you loose!!" Smiled Shadow.
"Let's get home, I'm tired" said Sonic as Amy was helping him up…
Tails and Rouge were kissing in the sunset Bleu looked on Shadow was holding the emerald in his left hand (guess why) Knuckles was getting the stuff ready "Chaos Control!!!"
They arrive back in Oakland Sonci now his stomach was bandaged up getting out some pillows as he layed on the floor with Amy. It's now 8pm Tails quickly turned on the catch "That 70's Show" "whew glad I didn't miss that" he said as Rouge wrapped her arms around him. After the theme was over Knuckles screams "I hate Wisconsin!!!!" everyone looks at him all crazy as he gets a jar and puts a jolly rancher in it. Pours some purple drink and starts to sip it. Everything is now blurry and slow he just stands there "leening."
------Fast forward one hour--------
"That was lame they went into 1980" said Rouge as she was now in a night gown a simple one that went to her knees and had 2 small slips on each side it was black.
Amy was wearing a pink teddy (a very skimpy night gown) see thru with pink underwear. Lying next to Sonic, Shadow was standing up sipping malt liquor (colt 45) Tails has a look of awe on as soon as The OC came on "we just had drama you want more" said Amy. "Sssshhhhhhh" hissed Tails Amy annoyed "sssssshhhhh" to Tails after ward they both were quite. Bleu just stayed quite because she didn't want drama. Knuckles poured some more and was back in his world.
------Fast forward one more hour----
The end of The OC (if I spoiled it too bad I'm sorry! oh wait the season is over never mind!) Rouge now wrapped her wings around Tails is crying with him "why did that bastard kill Marissa why!!!!" Tails sobbed T-that was so sad the confront each other (awwwww)
"Gee big deal next season she is alive and well." Said Sonic all cocky Bleu reached over and smacked him up side the head.
"Thank you" said Rouge thru tears as he hugged Tails who was still crying. Knuckles finally coming out of it approached Tails patted his shoulder "there, there" he game him the jar Tails sipped it and was instantly in a daze Rouge somewhat annoyed if "I miss sex your dead!!!" No one really paid attention "big deal you have too much any way" said Sonic Bleu smacked Sonic upside the head again "In France there is never enough sex." No in France people smell, eat frog legs, drink cheap wine, and eat cheese with bread shaped like dildo's!!!"
In Holland they smoke ganja and have no stop sex!!" Rouge gets up and she and Bleu both smack Sonic up side the head with authority.
"Any one want to see a movie?" asks Amy as Sonic gets an ice pack for his head. "Yeah I Firewalker, Titanic, Bambi, Be Cool and Hustle and Flow…"
"Tails what you wanna watch honey?" "Uuuunnnnnnnn" as everything is slow down and his eye pupils are growing and shrinking back and forth. "He says Bambi, I want to see it too" said Rouge "Me 3" said Amy Bleu says "any foreign films?" "City Of God is it." Shadow says "Bambi" Knuckles just stands there all groggy.
After a while "run Bambi run!!! *Boom!!*"……."You mother is dead. Come my son" (yes I am evil!!!)Amy is crying on Sonic's shoulder Sonic is crying in her shoulder Rouge is hugging Tails crying again, Tails is still dazed Shadow is (gasps) crying as he pulls out his gun and cocks it "I-I'm a thug damnit I aint crying s-something got in my eye, yeah you say I was crying I'll kill you!!" Bleu hugs Shadow that's gives him some comfort Tails Now starting to straiten up hugs Rouge thinking about Marissa he forgot about Bambi(thank God).
Shadow wipes away tears as Smiley and Big Bo show up "man C.T. is going to get Randy good watch man!!" Sonic asks "what happened" as he stopped crying. "Man are you guy all right?" Shadow smiled and said some old bitch sprayed me with mace and my eyes are watering!" "stop lying fool that wasn't mace that was tear gas!" Big Bo sees the VCR "Bambi your watching Bambi??!" "Man your got a pussy ass movie dawg!!!" "Like I was saying what happened with Randy?"
"Well C.T. just saved some old lady and 5 cats form a burning building after ward the news cast was there he boasted about how he saved the day again comparing himself to Hilary Duff with that quote "TRY AND DO THAT HILARY DUFF" and "YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT HILARY DUFF!!!"
"Randy was supposed to get more media but he watched his friends kid for him and C.T. is super pissed he was stood up for some kid."
Amy nods her head "what's his problem anyway?" asks Rouge well man he hates being stood up for any reason, hell if your mother died and you failed to be there for him he gets pissed off putting a kid first before him is a no-no!"
"What a hypocrite!" he just got issues because of a certain uncle plus his girl friend is in jail and he isn't getting her out because he has more freedom and women easily control him."
"Oh yeah I got a supply of heal units" Smiley runs out and brings them in he smashes them on Sonic and Shadow they heal instantly. "All right finally we are whole" Sonic said as he removed the bandages Shadow removed his bandages and washed his hand for an hour (guess why).
Tails and rouge head back in the room and go to bed (sorry no sex tonight)
Bleu stays up to watch City Of God as Sonic and Amy go to sleep in each others arms Bleu can't enjoy the movie because of Shadow's snoring Knuckles Stays up with her gagging him so he wont snore all in vain, Smiley and Big Bo leave. As Bleu and Knuckles stay up and watch City Of God.
(A/N well good Ch eh R&R please yes I watch the OC and it sucked that Marissa died.)