Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ FEIGN FABLE FIASCO!! ❯ Seemingly Shifty Scheme?! ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: Another “revived” story. Just to let you know I write and have written A LOT, so a lot of the stories may not make much sense if any lol. Im in a story revival mood lol   -   Feign Fable Fiasco!!! Chapter 1!: Seemingly Shifty Scheme?   “Allright, Eggman!” Sonic announced with a finger pointed at the guile and scheming doctor. “Give me one good answer why you kidnapped all of Station Square and held them hostage!” Amused, as he was disturbed by Sonic’s presence, the scientist turned away from his gigantic computer console in his primary control room, and met Sonic’s fiery eyes with his own. “Well, if it isn’t my old pessimistic rodent friend!” Eggman grinned, as he placed his fingertips together, thoughtfully. “I see you decided to heed my call! For once, I’m glad to see you!” “You’re not answering my question, doc!” Sonic snapped back, clenching a fist. “Why’d you take the city hostage?” “Hostage?” Eggman repeated with mock innocence. “Who me? Ha! I simply liberated them from their usual everyday boring and wretched lives, and decided to keep them here to build my Eggman Empire. I’m sure their lives will be much more entertaining under my reign!” Sonic almost laughed at Eggman’s remark, but confidently rubbed his nose. “Ha. Some reign that would be. You’re much too capricious for that kind of thing. Maybe you should stick to using your skills to building innovations for the toaster, or something…” Eggman raised an eyebrow. “Your amusement is quite annoying, hedgehog! But actually, your childish banter has actually given me an idea.” “Hm?” “The townspeople are rather unmotivated and cantankerous towards building my empire, and unless they hurry it up, I’ll be too old to appreciate my great city when it’s completed!” “Come on, be specific! I know you like hearing your own voice, but I didn’t come here to chat with you all day.” Sonic stated with a small yawn. Seeing his casual behavior, Eggman frowned and pointed a finger at him. “Be quiet and let me finish! Because of their lackluster performance, I have no choice but to turn to you and those teamwork-bent friends of yours to give them the boost they need.” Sonic had become bored listening to the doctor’s empty words. “Yeah so…?” “So, I want you all to be a form of entertainment for them so they can work faster! Put them in a good mood!” Sonic chuckled. “Why can’t you motivate them, Eggman? It IS going to be your empire after all. If you can’t persuade them now, what makes you think you can do it after it’s completed?” Eggman began to retaliate, but stopped himself and rubbed his chin. “Yes…I hate to admit, that you DO have a point…” After a while, Sonic nodded. “Fine, I’ll go along with.” “What?” Eggman exclaimed, shocked. “You will?” Sonic shrugged. “Sure. I know that you wouldn’t hurt them and besides, there’s nothing else to do.” Eggman was so thrilled, that he almost said “thank you” to Sonic, but managed to hold it back. “Well, this is most interesting. Allright, then it’s settled! I want you and your friends to come to this exact same area in one hour! Understand?” Sonic smiled, and rubbed his nose. “You got it, doc.” With that, he turned on his heels to leave, but paused in his step. With his back to Eggman, he turned his head slightly to the side. “If you know what’s good for you, you’ll keep your word. If not, the three of us wouldn’t hesitate to destroy this entire control room in a heartbeat with you in it.” Eggman flinched. “What? You would actually be willing to kill me?” After a pause, Sonic turned to Eggman and shook his head. “Nah. But we’d threaten you until you finally changed your ways.” With a confident grin, Sonic flashed a thumbs up, then sped out of the room a second later. Once alone, Eggman pondered Sonic’s words for a moment, and wordlessly looked up to the doorway. “…Humph. Change my ways? That’ll be the day. …”     ~ WHAAAT? OMIGOSH! IT’S A 2 PAGE CHAPTER!! GWAAAHHH!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!! Wow, I can’t believe it. 2 pages is a far cry from my usual 20+ pages. ^^ Ah well. Trying something new with this one. The real comedy will arrive soon! Irrelevant fact: I was listening to the Mystic Mansion bgm in Sonic Heroes’ audio room while typing this. Why I’m letting the world know, I have no idea. As for the “tongue twister” titles…er…they’ll match the chapters better as the performances actually start. Oh, and the “three of us” Sonic was referring to were himself, Knux and Tails. The original “heroes”.   -Mel