Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ❯ My Date With The Bat Girl ( Chapter 6 )

A/N: Their first date so enjoy btw those bastards at Archie own some characters not me!

As they play hours on in "damn boars" hissed Sonic Lunar doses off snoring out loud "gee be grateful we have A.R. or else you would be cussing about dying" smiled Tails "that reminds me Tails can you fix my i-pod?" "uh sure" he said blushing thanks you so sweet she said handling him the broken MP3 player as she kissed his cheek he put his player in auto and went to work on it after 45 min he fixed it and made it hold more room "here" he said blushing "boy he sure is humble" said Amy looking at Sonic "what if it were up to me he would be more arrogant"" you mean cocky" Lunar woke up "you know its 2:45 am?" "and?" "it's Friday Tails big date is in17 hours" "like that matters he'll be popping those pills to act cool" Lunar nodded his head shaving you head to look cool I can accept, driving drunk I can accept but using drugs to avoid being shy is not something I can really tolerate!" "gee Mr.Tinman just have them program it into you, you do have a computer for a brain lucky bastard!" Sonic said all cocky as Star looked at him.

Yes 1/3 of my brain was blown off and was partly robotized see. Lunar removes his fake fur and reveals half a metal face with small lights on it. "And" said Star so what if your part machine your still you no matter what plus it makes you look cool." Lunar smiled "yeah your right." "Don't mind your girlfriend, but she only dates people with deformities or freaks!" Sonic acting all cocky like normal Lunar smacked him upside the head with authority "Ow what the fuck was that for" Sonic hissed rubbing his head " it's because they have better personalities besides she was blind at one point plus I'm pretty much the only reg guy she dated in a while plus I restored he sight" "yeah big super hero kidnapping the DR to perform the sight saving operation" "yeah well at least my girlfriend didn't save me and make Eggman her bitch!" Sonic gives him a look as Amy blushes "yeah well at least I'm well the #1 HERO!" he said all cocky

"Knock, Knock" "who's there?" "My foot" "My foot who?" "My foot's going up your ass if you don't open this door!" " yeah your so skinny you hoola- hoop with a cheerio" "Your momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu" "ok you wanna play ruff your momma's so fat she broke the family tree!" "fine you win hedgehog!" "I'm getting too old for this!" "I'll be back I'm heading to a bar!"

Lunar kissed Amy and Star good by and bolted out the door! As they go black to playing "gee Mr. Cocky can't you ever keep you mouth closed!" hissed Amy "only when I have to" "like when the queen of wherever had her dress tucked inside her underwear you stood silent as people took photos" "hey it was funny!" "Just shut up and play!"

At the local bar Lunar hears some yelling the only part he can clearly hear is "I'll stop when I'm ready!" he sees the GUN agents from earlier now bleeding and badly hurt as Knuckles and his crew are beating them senseless. "Not my problem" he said as he walking in and orders a drink " yeah give me vodka on the rocks and make it a double" "tough nigh eh."

"You can say that damn kids are over one super cocky and the other one has a date but is too busy playing video games" "is he like Sonic cocky?" "Nah he know when to say when" Lunar pays and leaves as he leaves he sees them lying outside badly hurt "fuck I know I will regret this but" he pulls out a cell phone and summons the paramedics "yeah I got 2 people they look beat up real bad on 49th and King!" he hangs up and goes into the night.

Back home "Zelos you punk ass bitch!" Star annoyed at the game just then Lunar come sin and goes to bed it's now 4am.

"Well I must get some sleep" Sonic cuddles on the couch as does Tails Amy and Star play longer.

The next day around 4:30pm Tails gets up showers all panicking "oh shit!" Afterwards he gets dressed trying to fix his bangs "hold damn you!" Amy sees him all nervous "here" she removes some scissors and cuts 2 of them off then grabs a curling iron and makes the last one a fine curl here take this she hands him a flask well, well Prince you look good all you need is a 1999 little red corvette and some diamonds and pearls and you will be a sexy motherfucker that doves cry!(I am so evil for turning him into Prince)

He quickly takes a Ritalin and Vicoden there I'm ready Star is helping Sonic with Dinner since Tails has a date and Lunar is pestering him Amy is making sure Tails doesn't kill him

"Well good luck" Amy kissed his cheek as he left panting heavily "yeah you sexy mother fucker!" shouted Lunar

Twinkle Park around 8:30 Tails all nervous so nervous he smoking a cigar "Hey foxy" Rouge in a tight black dress down to her knees short sleeves short black boots black panty hose her hair tied back in a ponytail "so you heard 2 agents got their asses kicked?" "no why" "2 did and they deserved it! I heard they sold crack to some blind kids." "Oh shit, damn that's fucked up!"

"But enough about them shall we?" Tails hold out his arm as she wraps her arm around his as they walk arm `n' arm "so where are going" "well the theater duh foxy" "what about twinkle park?" "I'm too old for it!" "Guess my age" "un 17?" Rouge give him a nice kiss on his cheek as he blushes "I wish 22" as the cute couple keep walking they stop at the late night outdoor market "oooo fresh fruit!" she smiled grabbing some apples and grapes "unless you want some stale ass popcorn and flat orange soda I suggest you shop here first" Tails was think about Amy and Star as well as Sonic and Lunar maybe I should get them something Tails got some items for the `family' as well for himself Tails pulled out his black American express "this is on me trust me I can handle some moldy ass popcorn" as they continue their walk they approach a theater old and withered in it's prime it was something but instead it played old movies as old as the food still being served the top billboard said "Triple feature starring Prince" dress like the cast gets 50% off now showing Purple Rain, Graffiti Bridge, Under the Cherry Moon "you sure do like Prince" "well I do have fine taste in various thing" "plus you must be psychic to know we would come here and they way you dressed all fancy!"

Tails just blushed as he popped some more pills "is that Viagra, please tell me that not the blue pill" do I look like I need that crap it Vicoden and Ritalin." "oh a pill popper last boy friend was a Viagra addict" as they enter the theater Tails orders a candy bar (real smart)

"That candy bar is probably older then me" she smiles "and?" Tails unwraps it and takes a bite he quickly removes his flask and takes a hard swig he wraps it up and puts it away "told ya." The theater seats are dark red and falling apart some are held by duct tape

they find some decent seats as they sit down Rouge cuddles up as he wraps his arm around her 5 hours later they emerge Rouge eating an apple it's around 2am when a coyote dressed like an ambassador shoes up Rouge quickie spots him "oh fuck my ex he's real arrogant, just play along."

 

"So my batte you can't hide from Antoine D'Coolette we were meant to be!" he said in a firm French accent "no, no I am Bleu Rouge's Cousin." "Besides she doesn't want anything to do you with your arrogance." "Pardon moi but if you see her tell her I do lover her." "What bout you renard?" Tails gave him a hard stare then said, "If you really love her let her be." Of course they walked on their way arms wrapped around each other's waist "so who was that?" *sigh* "my ex he thinks he's some big shot diplomat from France." "Thank you for being there but he isn't as dumb as he looks"

"So what is he possessed because I know some one who's ex is hounding him too" "you could say that" "of course my cousin Bleu who looks like me does has a French accent."

Tails pulls out some cigarettes and lights one up he offers Rouge one but she passes "so you do everything don't ya" "not everything but most thing that shorten peoples health" as they continue walking around the fucked up part of town its now late real late.

Back at Tails crib Lunar now worried sitting therewith Amy and Sonic Star still playing the video game cussing "fuck you Sheena!, it's not Lloyds fault!" of course the only reason they're up is Star accidentally made some super coffee uses by Lunar and Tails when they fix the planes or have a lot of work to finish they were up all night "gee you are hooked on that game like a crack whore!" Lunar smacked him upside the head "don't compare a girl who was playing since who knows how long to a sick person" "so Amy about this guy" "well if I see him I'll arrange a meeting" "I saw that nut he was beating the hell out of 2 agents" "did you stop him?"

 

"Hell naw!!" "They were probably selling crack to blind kids!" "You sure do love The OC"

 

Later on as they continue walking in the half moon light (SA2B) "well it is getting late you want to get some coffee" "naw I'm cool" as he walks her to her door (she lives close by go figure) she adds more lipstick and leaves a nice mark on his cheek "call me some time foxy!"
Tails now love struck quickly takes another swig as he heads home love struck.

Tails opens his door Sonic jumps up "Tails where the hell you been!!?" Lunar gets up hey "don't yell at him he's my cousin" "yeah thanks Lunar" "Tails where the hell you been!!?"

"Here" Tails hands Sonic the old ass candy bar "so how was your date?" Amy asks eagerly Tails shows the kiss and bite mark he got in the theater "God damn!!!" "what she is a bat and how" "well do what you" Sonic bites into he candy bar and gags "you asshole!" giving me an old piece of shit like this!" "now were even from last Halloween" Tails hand Amy and Star the bags "well I did think of you guys so I got some stuff at the late night farmers market" "thanks" said Star as she went back to playing. "Well I'm tired so you ladies minus Lunar can go play or whatever just don't burn out the system."

He passes out on the couch Star pushes him back a bit "quit snoring I can't think!"

Well next ch more of the Echidna also Star finds true love no thanks to Amy as well as the cda getting their asses kicked again

Sorry I took so long to up date sometime I want to kick back and live but I' the Procter of the emeralds and gems yeah right screw that but I will up date more