Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ❯ Mall Brawl ( Chapter 12 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
I don't own Paris or Nicole so you can't sue besides I have diplomatic Immunity and I'm being nice!!
A week passed after the dinner party not much happened only Tails now owned 1/3 of the future Club Rouge Amy and Star were excited that they were going shopping Luna was well just going to be nice and since she was older she could handle things better.
Amy getting ready simple blue jeans and red blouse "do these pant make my ass look big?" "No try getting some ass implants or I don't know!" said Star concerned as she put on her fav purple cameo pants and shirt "gee you sure do love cameo you should join G.U.N." "Yeah right and get into trouble for not ratting out my superiors for selling crack to blind kids!" "well were ready where is Luna?" Luna shows up in a tan short skirt black high tops and white socks with a red blouse.
"I'm here Lunar and Tails are out shooting at the birds" "and what about my Sonic?" asked Amy "well if he's not hopped up on happy pills he's picking them up" "and Knuckles" "most likely writing a song about having sex with Lindsay Lohan's mom or something" their eye's have hearts on them "aaaaaa" "kids these days" just hen Rouge in a red jump suit with matching boots (Britney Spears oops I did it again) "good God you look like a domatrix" said Star "and? sex sells besides it was Tails idea."
"Fine you ready because were walking" "why don't you have a car?" I'm not driving Lunar's ride besides last time I did I was hounded for even being in it damn hippies!" hissed Luna "what about you Rouge" "sorry the fox is still working on it"
*sigh* "fine we walk" hissed Amy. Amy and Star do that arm `n' arm as they walk, Luna and Rouge behind "oh wait I know I will regret this but here" Luna hands Amy and Star a counterfeit American express black Tails made it for them of course it has Tails face instead of the Trojan with the helmet on and he winks when you move it up and down (yep he's a real sly fox) "will this even work?" asked Star "of course it can if he can make counterfeit ice cream then he can make a counterfeit credit card" said Luna "he really made counterfeit ice cream?" "Yeah he got mashed potatoes and red food coloring and mixed it froxe it and wa la fake strawberry ice cream" "ok so he's a G.U.N. agent that instead of selling drugs he makes his own money literally, damn I knew we were corrupt but damn!" said Rouge "oh well he's just soooo cute and he treat's me right I can't let his fraud get in the way of course I might of did my own dirt" "Like what?" asked Luna with concern "I raided a diamond mine or 4."
"Yep you guy are soul mates one steals diamonds the other prints his own money I wonder what your kids will sell?" said Star.
"Diamond are a bat's best friend" smiled Rouge as she put on more lipstick "so how many whales you kill to look pretty?" asked Amy "this is animal free make up there's a reason I raid diamond mines to look pretty." "Well I guess that evens out." "diamonds are forever not whales." After a while they make it to the mall it's big real big (not as big as the mall of America but close) "boy my feet are tired" said Amy "well next time don't wear steel toe boots!" hissed Luna "well if I need to put my foot up some ones ass I don't want to used my good shoes!" Amy said in defense "fine we break but no funny stuff" said Luna Amy and Star break Luna gets some drinks she is greeted by Ozza "ahhh Luna might I interest you in some malt liquor chinos I got some fresh opium poppies"
"I'll pass but if you got some frapp a chinos with xtra caffeine that will work" "very well on the house how many" "4" Ozza takes off and gets them he comes back 5 min later "so where was that crazy leader any way last week?" "high school reunion of course he was arrogant as hell blasting all the people that did him wrong and was cool with the ones that were cool with him" "so how many was he fucked up to?" "10 students and 5 teachers" "I'm surprised" "yes high school was good to him" "well I must go see ya later" "pace" Luna left with the drinks "bout time" said Amy "well Ozza wanted me to get some opium poppies" Rouge comes back with some cash "well, well the fox is perfect" "some places don't take American express" "well let's go" said Star they all take off in separate areas and pretty much get stuff for free 3 hours later Amy and Star walking with 2 heavy bags in each arm half way tired Luna sitting down wither 4 bags taking a break (this is the sweet part) as there're walking they bump into none other than (drum roll please) Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie "hey watch it this out fit cost me 5000 dollars!" she hissed "sorry" said Amy "yeah well where's the rest" smirked Star
"Can you believe the nerve of this hag hissed Nicole" "what did you say" hissed Amy "Let it go" Luna said approaching "she hasn't looked in a mirror lately of course she would break it just looking." "You little snot nosed punk you have any idea who we are?" "yeah Skeletor and her side kick super bitch!" "ooooo the nerve of this skank let's teach her some respect!" hissed Paris Just then Rouge from above spread her wings wide open and descended like Batman "so we have trouble here?" no let me handle them Luna cupped her hands and made an ice beam on the floor Nicole slipped dragging Paris with her "oh shit I broke a nail" Paris screamed Luna delivered another ice beam this time freezing them temporally "t-t-this isn't o-over" she said shivering as photographers took photos of them on ice "well I hope you learned your lesson" Luna put 2 fingers in her mouth and whistled Ozza comes down with some hot coffee and defrosts them they leave screaming and crying "you know how much this cost I `m telling daddy!" "go ahead my friend's dad is a top lawyer!" they leave irate "since when are you and C.T. friends" asked Amy "we are friends just Lunar doesn't like him much because he's too care free he needs to take life more seriously." They all leave.
Yeah Star I told ya.
Amy now worried "I wonder what Lunar will say" "you should worry more about Randy" said Star "please that little boy won't do shit" smiled Luna "who is Randy" asked Rouge "oh sorry we didn't tell you" said Amy C.T's manager and the clicks dance choreographer, I mean ex dance choreographer" "trust us on this if your around him keep to your self" said Star
After a while the get back to Tails place tired and exhausted mainly Luna since she didn't bring her ice stone Luna sat down with a5 gallon bottle of water and started drinking it Lunar comes in bloodied and covered in feathers "so what happened she's drinking like a fish" "well there was a scuffle at the mall" said Rouge "was it with Hilary Duff?" "No it was with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie" "oh shit you better get C.T. down here ASAP." "No…need Ozza was there" as she stopped drinking.
Just then Sonic comes in covered in blood and feathers "hehehe!" "you ladies missed a good time Lunar was kicking ass he uses his gatling gun and killed 3 flocks of geese and a flock of seagulls sadly it was not the band!"
"You really need to grow up Sonic!" hissed Amy "gee what happened" Rouge told Sonic as Tails came in "I herd" just then C.T. shows up "man you guys are fucked!" he turns on the news "oh fuck!" everyone says at once "yep a fight 8 woman tag match of all the dumb luck Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff teamed up thy called a truce and well now what!" "Well I say we give them a fight and teach them the word respect!" Said Luna standing
Lunar hands her an ice stone on a necklace "you will need this to keep your powers" "yes I know" "where did you learn to freeze people like that" asked Star "you know I'm an artic wolf/fox need I say more?" "oh I see" Star was blushing
Luna smiled "so now what" "Rouge can fight Amy this is new so I advise to aim low these pop stars and wanna bees so be on guard you too Star!" "where are you going?" asked Star "I need to promote this I have my reasons." C.T. leaves "Typical said Tails "you defend your new friends and now one incident is now on cable knowing him he'll just buy everyone black boxes to watch the fight" Rouge starts hugging him and kissing him.
"Look next time I'll be there for you I swear!" Tails said as they kissed "times like this I wish I was blind!" said Lunar as he got a much-deserved smack up side the head by Luna
"Let them be" she hissed Sonic takes off to get ready for his daily run and since he was covered in blood and feather he didn't want any heat from P.E.T.A. they all ready got DARE breathing down their back because of some crazy diplomat. He got in the shower and changed to some street clothes pretty quick just some baggy jeans and red t-shirt. He kissed Amy and ran off.
Tails still with Rouge making out to the point when Star said "get a room" they respectively ignored her. "Yep they are in love and age don't matter" Lunar smiled as he rubbed the back of his head.
After a while Knuckles comes storming in "what the hell did you do?!" Star jumped after he barked that she never seen him like that and was scared Lunar quickly drew his sword to reassure her "you must be more crazy than C.T.!!!!!!" C.T. form some part of the jungle yelled back "I herd that!" Star now shriving "you got into a fight with Paris Hilton and disrespected her!!! Thanks a lot that could get us all banned from the hotel!!!" " Amy and Luna as well great now I got to worry about you as well as Rouge!!!!!" Tails stopped making out and came to Stars defense "hey let it go they started it!" "stay out if it fox this need not concern you!!!" Tails flashes his G.U.N. badge "it does now I advise you calm down!"
Knuckles stubborn as always "you calm down!!!!" "Your girl friend isn't fighting those bitches, and your telling me to calm down!!!" "Yes I am I got their back and they got mine!!" Rouge stepped in Knuckles had a dumb look on his face his head turned into a donkey (jackass) then back to an echidna he quickly hugs Star feeling very stupid Luna puts his sword away (the guns were too slow) "I'm sorry babe I never meant to scare you" as he kisses her "I understand you are just worried about us and rather that show your emotion you get all crazy but don't worry Luna was there this time and she will be there next time as well." She said softly as Knuckles popped some pills (vicoden)
They kiss a bit Luna and Lunar look on "well let's find out more on this fight" Lunar sits down and turns on the T.V. As they watch Paris and Nicole along side the other bitches are ranting and raving as they complain how the vixens (not the foxes) did them wrong as well as the click for siding with them yeah let them talk of course it was brief since Ozza and the rest of the click dressed up like P.E.T.A. tossed balloons full of red paint at them as they screamed and ran off.
"Well some thing s never change" said Luna "I guess the click is good for some things other than to piss me off" smiled Lunar "wait let's give the guys the gifts I totally forgot!" Said Amy they reach into their bags Star got Knuckles brass knuckles "you kick ass with these" she smiled Luna got Lunar a fine winter coat "you won't get sick when we see my family up north" Amy got Sonic some new running shoes "he will love these" Rouge got Tails a new lab top "I love a guy with a brain" the guys were very pleased. Mainly Tails and Knuckles Lunar was happy but in his mind going to see her family well he kept that to himself.
Sonic comes back after a while "well got the news you need to be out in the open since well a bunch of women groups sided with the click." "That's great" said Knuckles "oh sonic I got you something!" she hands him the shoes "oh sweet just what I wanted thanks Ames!!"
They kiss "you were saying" said Tails as he looked at Star.
"Never mind that, we need to get those bitches!" smiled Rouge as Tails started kissing her "and then what" said Knuckles "well I open a club I own 1/3 and you can perform there" said Tails "and then what" said Knuckles "you say that one more time I plant my foot in yo ass!!" Knuckles shuts up.
"You own a 1/3 of a night club?" said Sonic shocked why you want a peace? Smiled Rouge "God no but who owns the rest" "Me and the Ultimate Life Form" "I can't believe it Tails it's just like your ballet class you disappoint me" "I never took a ballet class!" "see you disappointed me again!" "let me guess you took that from C.T." said Amy "how, how did you know!"
"Because he tells that to Randy all the time." "Oh" Just then C.T. and Ozza show up with some pizza and purple stuff (codeine and sprite) "hey, hey, hey" Ozza says as he swings his fists "Like this like that un like this!" he then starts rapping
"I'm a white boy but my neck is red I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale and I never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped: zero! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on the farm and I was born with no rhythm. Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So what if I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back."
C.T. just nods his head "Scary Movie 2 and Opium don't mix!" "Yeah well I got you guys some food" "that was nice" said Luna as she got it. "to be honest some homely women gave it to us since Star and Amy have strong ties tot eh click and they stood up for the average girl." "is that good or bad" asked Star " in this case good very good." Said Lunar "well when is it bad?" "trust me you don't want to know" Lunar smiled. "hey fox you mind if I crash here a while my place is getting cleaned for bugs." "Where will I stay, can't you stay with C.T." "Oh hell naw!!!" "why won't you let him stay with you?" asked Star "because last time he stayed with me he had this crazy party and almost blew up my apt!"
*sigh* "fine I'll stay with Rouge" hissed the kitsune Rouges eyes lit up "yeah we can spar I need to train a bit foxy" Tails takes off as does Rouge Lunar give him a hard look "you destroy this place I destroy you" Star hugged him and said "he's only joking" which eased him a bit. "We let's train" Lunar said "who will train us" said Amy "I will" said Lunar "Luna has her own abilities Rouge has Tails so I guess I can train you." They girls and Lunar take off the only ones left are Luna, Sonic and Knucklesas well as the 2 members of the click
A/N:Well so far so good I will up date soon