Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ❯ GUYS NIGHT OUT ( Chapter 19 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Tails takes off solo to the dentist Rouge stays behind Luna just returned the day after tomorrow as of now C.T. wide awake getting ready "Molly mind the click if they show I got to check on my car" Molly kisses him as he takes off "have fun" she smiled as she goes back to playing the game (she did go back to sleep after a while so don't worry till the uncut is released)

Lunar ready and armed "I promised Cream I would find her father if you need me I'll be at G.U.N. base"

He just takes off Sonic now with Knuckles "where to then" "well lets fix the ca first if we all do to together well that awesome"

Sonic has some of those device you see late night that can fix dents "You sure that will work" "only on the doors, I doubt the rims and hood as well as the roof" "what roof Tails smashed it in so hard the only part left is the plasma TV" "man I would hate to be Anton right now" "why cuz he's French" "burn" hours pass Tails shows up in all blue hip hop attire wearing a blue and diamond grill "yeah my mouth is fixed but I got wear this to keep my teeth in place" "how long?" "Don't know but I like it" "yeah since it's blue and cool like me!"

Tails just smiles flashing his `mouth bling' "what did Rouge say" "haven't showed her yet"

Rouge showed up in a pink maternal shirt and stretchy black pants (she' at least 4 months as of now) "haven't showed me what?" Tails smiled "ooo gems" she was delighted so was one of the babies "well if it's a girl I'll name her Jewelle" "and a boy" "I'll leave it to Tails" "Gust he smiled" (yes the same names of Tails son and Rouge's daughter) "let me fix the engine" "you need help foxy" "yeah be on guard if C.T. shows up I need a witness if he kills us" "he's a diplomat killing us they'll just frown at him" said Knuckles Rouge just smiles Tails removes the engine opens it up the whole compartment is filled with a black pudding like substance "holy shit the oil turned to pudding!!!" " it did" knuckles stuck his finger in and tasted it he spat it out "yuck it tasted like shit!" Sonic had a cocky grin "how you know you kissed that much ass!" why I otta" Knuckles grabbed a heap of it and threw it at Sonic "now you look like the ultimate life form" "my fav shirt Amy go tit for our anniversary" Sonic runs and grabs some and they star to have an oil fight Tails quickly grabs rouge and files back inside "don't worry I got some cleaner" they enter Tails pulls out some capsules and smashes them they get clean instantly "why didn't you tell them" "because C.T. will be busy smashing their heads in to care."

"You sneaky little fox" they kiss C.T. shows up "so I was right, damn German sold me miracle oil and it turned my car to shit let me guess he smashed a crane on my car and you guys tried to fix it huh?" Sonic and Knuckles look like they put on black face "wait a min all right you2 like up to get your ass kicked" "wait hold on were not wearing this to mock you only we were cleaning out the engine" said Sonic "yeah the German did this" said Knuckles

C.T. says "well I found some more info on what's his name" "really" "hold on clean up first ladies!"

Lunar showed up looking like Star Wolf "well I got some info too" "what you get?" "all of his personal info you?" "His last know whereabouts and some stuff you didn't know" "like?" well his medical history and known family that's still alive." "Good I like that your finally taking life seriously." "Don't blow it either" "trust me I won't, what's with the get up you look like a mercenary" Lunar gives him a look "well you're a diplomat and you don't dress like one!"

"You win" Lunar smiled "so how's the car" "well I might as well have it turned into a convertible"

back inside Tails gives Rouge a foot massage "you should go with they boys have fun soon you won't for a while" "it won't be fare you didn't go out with the girls." Hey night clubs aren't safe besides I rather not risk the children's safety" Tails now relived "just go I trust you please do it for us besides Anton isn't around so were fine"

Outside C.T. asked "what's his name again, we forgot" "Abyssion" "you have his files and forgot his name?" "no I for got how to say it" "oh about my car" "you got train passes then we use them" "man real niggaz ride real shit!" Lunar looks at him all funny. "Well reg niggaz ride the train!" C.T. looks at him very well ok either Hooters or the Viper room

"A place where scantily clad women are or a place where gays and Russian Jews hang out" "well unless you rather have pastrami over pork ribs your call." "Flip for it heads hooters tails the Viper Room" Lunar read the coin C.T. had making sure it was real not 2 headed he flips it tails "very well I hadn't had a pastrami in awhile anyway" (he always looks on the + of night clubs) tails exits kissing Rouge Amy and Star working on music Luna is on her way back as they speak Anton is fighting for his life as are the CDA. Shadow just teleports dressed in all red looking like a blood "well I'm ready "smiled Shadow "oh yeah Molly is with Cream being on guard" "good" Just then Randy showed up red and his voice was hoarse.

He takes out his inhaler takes some puffs and starts yelling again.

"Your wife disrespected me again!!!" C.T. holds out his hands as in don't make a move till I say so "she said vulgar words slam the door in my face and, and well this is all your fault!!!!"

"and what do you want me to do?" "silence!!" he gives him a look "you need to teach her some manners she put Hilary Duff in ICU" "and you make that look like a bad thing" "well it is!!" "Now why you have to say that?" "Because…..that's enough besides I said silence!!!!"

"sorry mmmkay!!" "well that's a start" "your fired!!!!!" "What did you say" "I said I can find another half black half Irish cocky guy."

Tears fill his eyes "you can't do that I have a wife and kid I need this job if you do that I'll say you fired me for being black!!!" "go ahead I'll just hire a cocky black guy then like Kanye West."

He runs off crying…

(I know I might my ass kicked for that but oh well.)

They arrive at the train station C.T. stands as some old lady takes a seat "gee that was nice" "I am a good guy after all." Lunar now realized he and C.T. can work. They arrive at the sunset strip. "Yeah this is awesome." Sonic smiled Shadow just keeps to himself "what's the deal Shadow." "I'm just not used to this, give me a sec but I did enjoy C.T. acting on Randy all hard not taking his shit" just then some transvites pass Buy Lunar reading them and almost gagging C.T. trying hard not to laugh but Sonic does as do Tails and Shadow.

"Stop laughing at me!!" C.T. beet red trying to hold it in "I'm trying not to." Of course it just isn't the same with out a certain red echidna Knuckles shows up "I'm disappointed in you, you made Randy cry you make me cry and your mean!!!" C.T. now looks dumb feeling bad "got ya!!!" "Grrrrr" "that's not funny making me feel bad." "Well Star wanted a break form the work so she and Amy headed to the arcade I decided to come here oh yeah Luna is with Rouge as is Molly and the kids.

Tails breaths a sigh of relief "relax kid you'll be a good father" Shadow says touching his shoulder "well let's bounce" said Lunar as they walk after a while they run into Sean (another friend of mine and yes he's neutral) "well, well I herd you got rid of Randy" yep he bitches to much and failed his ballet class" "he never took one" "see he's full of disappointments"

"He pulls out a tape player listen to this I might have some one for you."

"Who is it?" "He's called Wa rule or Walrus Rules" he sound like a walrus because his real name is Roto Walrus." "That son-of-a-bitch!!!!" "I'll rip those tusks out and shove them up his ass!!!" "what's with your friend he seems pissed" "bad blood" well play his shit

(A/N: it sounds like Ja Rule and Sean said Ja rule sound like a walrus so he gave me this idea)

WHAT YOU NIGGAZ WANT HOLLA, HOLLA!!! I'M A WALRUS WALRUS HOLLA!!! IT'S MURDA!! YOU THINK YOU CAN SWIM WITH ME!! HOLLA, HOLLA THIS IS FOR MY NIGGAZ AND MY WALRUS' HOLLA!!! ANCORAGE IN THIS IGLOO HOLLA, HOLLA IM A WARUS WALRUS!! HOLLA!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE WITH ME I A WHLE KILLA IT'S MURDA!! HOLLA!! HOLLA!!! HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone looks puzzled "what he fuck was that!!!" Sean looks dumb "well at least I'm look for talent." "Well look better" "whatever" Sean leaves "why is he here anyway" "probably to get some vodka or something."

They make it to the Viper Room "well shall we use the back door or what?" asked Lunar Knuckles puts on his spiked gloves (new ones) "amateurs" smiled Shadow Chaos control he teleports into the club Knuckles smashes the fire exit wide open they all enter as he removes those super gloves "thanks Tails for these" Tails just blushes they head to the bar and order a pitcher of beer they really are not in the mood for club drinks.

They sit down and talk about their plans "well I want to have a fancy wedding" said Lunar "me and Star plan to go on tour with Amy, Sonia and Manic you in Sonic?" smiled Knuckles "you bet!!!" "I rather just enjoy my life with Cream" said Shadow "just live life" said C.T. "I need a ring said Tails I want to do it right with Rouge" shadow smiles Chaos Control 45 seconds later he comes back he comes back with a large blue diamond on platinum wedding band it's at lease 6 carats he even hands Tails a wedding band on one knee "oh Tails will you marry me" he says jokingly "fuck you I don't swing that way" Shadow give an evil smile "well you owe me one." Tails has huge smile flashing his bling.

Of course Randy showed up super pissed "how dare you fire me you need me remember that time!!' C.T. looks at everybody "what's the matter little boy your lost you want me to find your mommy?" "when's the last time you saw her?" "When I was at the old peoples home" (I know that will piss her off) "wait a min silence!!!" "look I really need this job I'll do almost anything!!" C.T. has an evil look in his eyes (trust me I am very evil!!!) "wait till tomorrow you'll see" Randy runs off happy "why then, isn't there a gay pride parade" "oh hell naw, oh ohh hell naw!!!" "your not doing what I think your doing" "what are you thinking?" "you'll make him march as a drag queen." "Nah I'll have him dressed in leather like a sex slave and ill be the dominator walking him like a dog on a leash" everyone gags picturing the diplomat/crazy guy in all leather like a dominator. Lunar gets another pitcher of beer and downs it "yep your crazy but at least your doing it for the community I hope."

A waitress come to take there orders "well what will you have" she asked "I'll have the chili dogs as many as you can carry" smirked Sonic "how bout the 5lb kosher" she asked "your on" "if you eat the whole thing it's free" "that sounds good" "not really" said C.T. "you'll have the pay the rabbi to make it kosher" Sonic gives him the look "what else" "well we'll just go with the pastrami and about 500 hot wings with mint sauce" about 35 min later as music for Sonic R is played (I'll post the lyrics at another time) she came back with a huge patter of hot wings and a massive chili dog with a Rabbi "bless this in the name of the father son and holy spirit" then starts chatting in Hebrew "çôù ãôéí á- òáøéú" "that's 20 bucks plus tip" C.T. pulls out 25 dollars looking at it showing it "saying this is 25 rite?" they all nod the Rabbi muttering under his breath (lousy cheap skates can a hustler catch a break)he pays the Rabbi as he leaves

Lunar whispering "you pissed him off by checking the money he wanted to drain you dry" C.T. doesn't say anything since he has a chicken wing in his mouth Knuckles just sitting there checking them out as Shadow orders some club drinks "hey Sonic I bet you 40 bucks or food stamps I can out drink you" the ultimate life form boasted "you on Shadow" as they shake hands Sonic gives a cocky look like always. Shadow leaves comes back with some pink drinks in tall glasses (Amy rose X-rated vodka, sprite, and what ever clear fruit flavor liquor you like I preferred triple sec)

They drink them easing the spiciness of the hot wings "so far so good" said Tails with his mouth full Sonic gets some drinks noting fancy just a tall hulk (if you don't know look it up)

They're both tipsy they leave and head to the dance floor now in a mood they 2 dance together.

"I rather not ask since I think they did that out of spite" said Lunar Sonic runs back eats his chili dog and runs back to dance with his black counter part. "I wish Amy was here that would be something" said Knuckles now redder than ever since he's not used to easting spicy food.

Lunar with a huge grin on his face "well C.T. you really going to go thru with that?" "with what making Randy look like a sex slave he needs to keep to himself besides Molly have every right to smash Hilary Duff's head in sadly she lived." "Never mind knowing how this grudge is between Luna and Paris Hilton" "guess the new thread of grudges is about" said Knuckles

Luna vs. Paris Hilton, Molly vs. Hilary Duff, C.T. vs. Hilary Duff C.T. vs. Lindsay Lohan Star vs. Hilary Duff" "we did it all said Knuckles" "true" said Tails "but you need to settle down with Star, me and Rouge are settling down" "that's because you used cheap condoms and well you have to" every one turns around watching Sonic and Shadow swing dance

Lunar not really paying attention instead getting more fancy drinks hounding them down Knuckles just finished his 3 beer just relaxing "wondering what the future holds" he says out loud "ask Amy she charges 5 dollars min" smirked Tails "you could always use a diplomatic discount" said C.T. mouth half full "yeah right I leave it to the gods" "well now what we just going to see them dance or shall we join them?" said Lunar now somewhat liquored up "we'll pass" said C.T. and Knuckles "suite your self" and Tails left with his cousin they join the many dancers on the floor with neon lights flashing off and on

(WARNING IF YOUR ARE PRONE TO EPILEPTIC SEIZURES THEN I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU NOT THE READ THS PART I WILL NOT HAVE YOU HAVE A FIT ON MY BEHALF IF YOUR STUPID ENOUGH TO READ THIS WELL IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT!)

Colored lights flash off and on in blue, red, black, yellow, white, green and other's the bright lights and fast music going on as the guys danced the nigh away C.T. and Knuckles enjoyed their food they joined after the platter was a pile of bones.

They danced a bit better but Sonic and Shadow took the glory home after a while the club got shut down the 6 of them left chanting

I'm tired of smoking cigarettes
I'm tired of my own whiskey breath
I'm tired of crying without warning
And staying up till morning
Baby, won't you come home

I'm tired of lying 'bout you leavin'
I'm tired of my friends not believin'
I'm tired of my defenses crashin'
And actin' like I'm laughin'
Baby, won't you come home

(CHORUS)
I've been a mess since the day you left me
I must confess that I've been unhealthy
Please get on back here baby you will see
Living without you is gonna kill me

I'm tired of feelin' my heart breakin'
I'm tired of hurtin' till I'm shakin'
I'm tired of things that I can't undo
Don't you know I love you
Baby, won't you come home come on home

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Baby won't you come home
Baby won't you come home
Baby won't you come home
Please come on home

Like they were in a Tom and Jerry cartoon all 6 of them arm 'n' arm drunk and singing of course they were either too drunk or ashamed so they crashed in a sleazy motel with only one bed for the night Lunar got the bed shine he's the biggest and has the most weapons Tails cuddled up with him hugging him (awwwwww) "I haven't held you since you were a baby" he said holding his fully grown cousin "what about me?" Asked Sonic getting on top with them "same here" he smiled there's a couch so Shadow and Knuckles wrestle for it C.T. the referee Shadow quickly pins him but C.T. counts "1-2-it doesn't matter if The Rock counts to 3!" Shadow annoyed continues the assault but Knuckles fights back now pinning him he just watches Shadow kick out of course they both are down exhausted as he count to 10 Socni9 gets off grabs Shadow throws him over Knuckles he counts but knuckles kicks out and vise versa of course after a while C.T. plops down on the couch while they continue rough housing.

Morning comes surprisingly no one has a hang over the food countered the alcohol "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!!!!!!" barked Lunar "what's wrong" asked Tails concerned "tonight is the prom I promised Martel Julius would be a stud" "oh shit" everyone said.

Next Ch we'll find out if Lunar succeeded or screwed up big time!!! Please R&R