Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ❯ Hedgehog Havoc ( Chapter 24 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Well since its almost Halloween I added it a bit early

J heading to Martel's covered in blood carrying a gas can he sees Asgard chopping wood it's now 3:15am "yo man where Martel at?" Asgard looks at him "what happpend to you boy?" "long story but I need those blue prints" he heads to her window "Martel yo Martel!!!"

Martel exits thru her window in a bath robe "Julius what happened?" "I got the coach back baby that will teach him some respect and 2 of the jocks well lets just say there pops who are cops need I say more" "come with me baby." Her dad comes by with a water hose "Martel get back" he douses him with a water hose in cold weather "hey old man what the hell is that for!" "I don't want no bloody wolf/fox in my house I have some old clothes go and see the damage you did I'm sure its hella funny" "Dad why are you siding with him" "if he did what I think he did to the coach he saved me the trouble of doing something stupid"

"Well let's head there the morning air is good" Martel heads inside to dress and comes out in blue jeans and a sweater J puts on an oversized flannel shirt and blue jeans they leave hand in hand.

They make it to the coach's house around 6am around the time he wakes up wait and hear baby he says as they kiss.

The coaches bed was big and nice as he wakes up he is covered in blood he lifts up the sheet to find some one put a horses head in while he slept (I saw the godfather last nigh and it game me this idea) he was shocked and started screaming loudly as Martel giggle with J "what did you do" "I killed his horse of course of course and left him a message" "what did you do the to body" "I sold it to some French bat who wanted horse hair boots" They leave and see 2 lawns with pigs head wearing a cop hat on 2 lawns the blood writing out your next in front a cop car with body of one pig hanging from the windshield the other in the street

Oh yeah this proves how evil I can be.

Ivory doing her morning jog passes by them "ok now that's just un healthy Halloween decorations like that." "Don't worry there real" "I know" she went on her way.

On the other side of town Tails with Rouge walking in the early morning catching some rays as they jog happily Lunar with C.T. getting ready on there adventure in search of Cream's father.

Star with Knuckles Sonic with Amy all seems well since its almost Halloween and that means all the candy they can eat till their teeth rot and suffer from diabetes.

Cream and Shadow with their son "well I'll dammed if you dress him like a ballerina" "they are cute besides I don't want to scare him like how you made him scared of Barney and friends!"

"Ok first I didn't do that C.T. did besides I hate that purple bastard!" "humph what did Maria teach you anyway?" "to tolerate big eared women who have even bigger mouths!"

Cream looked as if she was going to cry Shadow now feels dumb he hates to make girls cry mainly the ones he slept with "look the bigger the ears the cuter as is you mouth for kissing" they start to kiss as Thunder looks on with seer disgust.

"Well you're a good person so what's the deal for Trick or Treating?"

"I'll ask Lunar" "we better not go to that base I hate it there it's not even scary"

the door knocks Cream answers it its C.T. panting "my…baboon….heart is being rejected Must live to see Molly!" he falls down and rips out a beating heart! Aaaaaaa much better blood squirts everywhere as Cream screams so loud she spooks Thunder C.T. gets up laughing "man I got you good I scared the shit out of you hahahaha!!!"

Cream not amused "very funny you know how I hate blood and yet you barge in her like you need help and fake an organ rejection you are more immature that Eggman!!"

Shadow enters with Thunder in one arm and a hand gun in the other he sees C.T. covered in blood and Cream pissed off "good work now what call Lunar and find out what's the deal." C.T. looks puzzled "well you see Martel and her boy friend are out being stupid so bothering him is not a good idea"

Back at the neighborhood they see the coach being carried out on a gurney the other 2 jocks well are severely shocked and can't even speak Lunar arrives at the scene and looks at the young couple "so what did you see?" "Something funny as hell" said Julius "get out of here you should get ready for the dance" they leave back to her place and get ready.

Mean while the Captain of the football team is out and about looking for Julius to well bad things to. "Dammit where is that nerd" he hissed as he walked around the library he wasn't there or any of the nerd locations of course the nerds that were there were mainly buff and could take him on not much of a fight well he would get his ass kicked by a body building computer geek who loved online games.

Julius now getting ready with Martel her dad banging on the door "hey boy get that damn pig blood out of here its attracting flies!!"

They get ready Martel dressed like a witch Julius like Harry Potter "hehehee" said Aska as he exits to see the kids "grab the pig blood we plan to have a party" Martel grabs it but can barely lift it "fine baby I'll carry it" he lifts it up with ease as they head for the school. (if you saw Carrie 1 you know what happens next if not )

Martel adjusting a bag filling it with blood waiting for the right monument for it to burst after ward the jock comes in and stares down J "so you related to the weak nerd Julius" he responds by saying "I was him now check me out fool" the jock was not amused he walks away Martel accidentally dropped the bag and he was covered in blood as she screamed Martel laughed he just left in tears J just smiled "hey ya did it earlier so it's all good" just then Lunar comes in not too pleased "well you just got the president breathing down my back again, you knuckle heads humiliate the presidents main bodyguard's son! I'm proud of you"

"Well we is out come on baby" they leave Lunar checks the area and finds pig's blood everywhere.

He leaves on his was to see Bleu she said earlier that day she had some sandwiches for him and the gang so he decided to get them (yes there are made from horse meat) he enters the consulate there Bleu was waiting for him with a huge platter Tails and Rouge were sitting at a huge table with a huge roast in the middle there were a few diplomats there as "well I have sandwichs à viande de cheval" (horse meat sandwiches) "hmm it sounds tasty thanks" he kissed her cheek told Tails "smell ya later" Tails nodded as he left back to his place.

Star and Knuckles going thru a baby book and wedding book at the same time Amy dressed like cheer leader all red sweater with the words `SONIC TEAM' on the front and red and white short skirt her underwear is white her quills tied in 2 pig tails her shoes are red her socks are white Sonic is dressed the same only a male cheerleader. "Man you guys look gay" said Lunar "so what are you going as the tin man?" "no the scare crow" he said sarcastically Amy shaking her pom-poms much to Lunar's annoyance did a cart wheel and the splits Sonic just did something very, very gay "so just you 2 right" "yes me and Star need to plan out wedding" "well I got some sandwiches from Bleu."

"Dig in kiddies" Lunar grabbed one took a bite and had a strange look on his face "what something" wrong asked Amy "needs hot sauce" Lunar said as Amy did multiple back flips to the kitchen and back "thanks" he smiled after they ate Lunar decide to pick up Shadow and Thunder of course this was super funny.

Shadow dressed up like Tinker Bell short green dress and green underwear. With a little wand. Sonic didn't know whether to laugh or feel bad Amy smile and said "you look cute " Shadow smiled faintly Thunder was also dressed like a fairly and didn't look happy "let me guess you pissed off the wife again right." "What about you spirit squad member!" Cream exited in ghetto get up looking like a hood rat "well you guys look nice" she smiled Sonic well here is what was going on in his tiny little mind the far side part is Eggman dancing on a poll to the song milk shake in a black thong after ward he thinks Shadow is gay and Cream is a slut all he kept muttering was "think un sexy thoughts, think un sexy thoughts!!"

"Well I hope you kiddies can behave oh yeah pick up Angle for me I got to make sure some body doesn't get killed." "Hey lets make a bet who ever gets the most candy has to do something really stupid." "You're on faker!" "Well let's make a pit stop at Modesty's real quick" "Chaos Control!" they all leave.

Lunar returns to the school to find the jock from now on he will be called Johnny now super pissed "where's my daddy watch I know the runt sent him to make a fool of me!"

"Ha you wish he did picking on people weaker than you your lucky that's not a hate crime, of course you and your little friends keep it up there will be a columbine here"

Johnny ignored him and just blurted out I'm telling my daddy and when he's done with you you'll be lucky to get a job as security at Toys `R' Us!!" Lunar just crossed his arms and gave a hard look "I would like to see him try!" Just then J and Martel showed up man this place isn't scary worth shit I seen crack babies scarier than this bitch!" he sees Johnny who approaches him and punches him dead in the jaw Julius just smiles "just like you mother you punch like a bitch!" Martel walks away to Lunar "your going to let them kill each other?"

"That young punk needs to learn respect and Julius will teach him some besides if it gets too bad I'll jump in" Johnny punches him dead in the stomach as others watch Julius just take the beating he just smiles and finally punches him dead in the stomach kicks him in the balls (ouch!) and to finish it off pimp slaps him with such force he made Ike Turner proud. "now what bitch! Just like your momma you also my bitch!" Julius then spat on him the final disrespect after ward he dragged him and was hung upside down with his pants off and hanging by his super man underwear (yeah the bully is now bullied and now made the school bitch yeah this is for all the geeks and nerds out there not to be evil)

J enters back in to see Martel with her arms crossed as Lunar gives him a high 5 "I know how you felt before the attack I had to defend Tails all the time remember you get drunk with power I promise you I will undo what I did" he looks at Martel "what's wrong baby" "well you should have brought a camera." He pulls out his camera phone "oh hell yeah lets post it on www.myspace.com!"

Everyone goes back top dancing and having a good time as Lunar watches on.

Meanwhile at Modesty's place Sonic now playing with Angle (awwwwww) as Modesty gave him a list of #'s "thanks again" she then leaves this should be fun said Sonic of course he smelled something funny and looks at Angle "oh no, oh hell no!!! You nasty baby!!" Shadow just smiles "this I got to see" Sonic head into the baby room to change her as Sonic holds his breath to change a nasty diaper she peed on him "oh shit" he hissed as he started bawling "I want my momma!" Shadow just smiled "yes you'll be a good parent as soon as you take a whole bunch of parenting classes" after he finished he cleaned him self off not too happy they left getting some candy of course Jet was out hell bent on revenge as he squawked Shaodw just smiled and "Chaos Control!" Shadow now wearing a green feather coat Jet butt naked (he has no feathers on as in the cartoons) Jet starts blushing as he tried to hide his nakedness (whistle x2) he flies away. "Well I hope you learned your lesson" having sex with a swallow will bring a hawk in" "hey it was a long time ago Tails was busy with Lunar and well I was lonely" "what ever you say blue hedgehog"

After a while they got a decent amount of candy Shadow mainly got health food he really didn't mind well you win this time Sonic gave a cocky grin as Angle and Thunder were making baby noises Cream was somewhat please her first Halloween was decent of course Shadow wanted to be a bit bad so he bites into an apple and spits out blood Cream was quite frightened until he pulled out a blood capsule that made her semi pissed but she was over it.

Shadow and the others went back to Modesty's house to count their candy Thunder and Angle just played a bit and fell asleep on the floor (awwww) Shadow was pleased with his bounty mainly because he like eating healthy of course him dressing up like a fairy he was not pleased "well let's just wait her out she's probably with Tails and Rouge giving them help on baby stuff."

Bunnie with Vanilla and some social worker discussing when to confront Cream and get custody of Thunder (now this is real evil!)

A/N:Well 2 reviews better than none once again thanks Star for letting me use Modesty Angle and Ivory (X2)

Next CH I'll show you what real evil is…..really!