Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ❯ Somebodies Gonna Get Their Ass Kicked ( Chapter 26 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Now that C.T. showed how he can be there for people Lunar and him became friends of course Princess Sally has more problems than she got. Her kingdom really pissed off the wrong people, the Ambassador to Knot Hole Wolf O'Donnell was not only insulted but humiliated by the Princess and her Royal family but rather extremely pissed off.

(Flash Back)

Wolf O'Donnell a grey wolf in all black with aqua colored radar over his left eye surrounded by keys officials his once formal rival now key diplomat in Knot Hole, Fox McCloud along side his beau Krystal at a banquet.

Princess Sally Acorn along side Roto Walrus who just made his debut album called "A DAY OF ICE" the cover showed him in the artic region covered in diamonds. Along with 3 little brown walruses. "Yeah fools I got it made HOLLA!!!!!" he yelled as Fox just nodded his head. "Well I see you must be pleased with your work" said Wolf.

"Well my girl got her hands full with that fool Sonic" "heh that isn't my problem" Sally over heard them "what chu mean that aren't your problem?" "Lunar told me everything so why get the wolf/fox alliance involved in some Jerry Springer type bullshit."

"Your bullshitting, here wipe the shit off your face" Sally grabs a piece of chocolate pie and slaps him in the face everybody laughed at him as he looked like he was covered in shit you really done pissed me off he and the others left.

(End Flash Back)

The Wolf/Fox alliance Wolf telling them what happened Fox giggled a bit. "If you don't shut the fuck up I swear I will shave you bald and make myself a fox fur."

Fox looks at the elder "I'll allow it, so you want to sever ties or what's your plan?"

"Teach the BITCH the word R-E-S-P-E-C-T Wolf takes off as does Fox.

Lunar at the beach in black swim trunks along side C.T. sipping a Mai Tai at a table "so you think you can handle Sally or what?" I can take her out but I need bait whait a min if I take her out they'll be on my ass!" Lunar gives a nod of `OK' "oh wait but I can set the bitch up besides Molly has issues with the bitch too." Tell me why does Molly hate her well besides aiding Hilary Duff" Lunar shivers "ulllllll Hilary Duff"

"She sent Hilary Duff to make a fool out of her but guess who's the fool now that bitch is in ICU."

"Well, wait a min where the hell is Sonic?" Lunar shrugs as Amy in a black bikini drags Sonic "oh come on the water won't bite and if it does, Lunar can bite it back."

Lunar reaches into his back and pulls out a colt 45 (the gun) and puts it in his pocket as Sonic is being pushed in the water "no way!" he protests "oh stop, being such a baby!" Sonic gives her a look "hop in" said Lunar "NO!!!! HELLLLLLLL NO!!!!"

Hissed the blue hedgehog Lunar now annoyed pulls out the gun "I said hop in." as he pulls back the hammer. Sonic gets it the water and jumps back "too cold!"

"Why must you make things hard?" Lunar scoffed as he wrapped his tail around Sonic and dunked him in the water. Releasing it "aaaaa that isn't fare, that water is fucking freezing and I can't swim!!!" "Oh quit being a baby its shallow and besides I can teach you" Amy said getting in. swimming around Sonic kicking and splashing.

Of course Shadow comes walking up with Thunder and Angle "of all days I wish I brought a camera, oh wait I did." He pulls it out "smile faker." He takes a photo "now I can add this to my space." He puts the camera in the diaper bag. Sonic now annoyed. Starts moving his arms and kicking his legs to Shadow "hey I got some thing for you" Shadow lets the kids play in the sand approaches Sonic hand out "well what faker." Sonic grabs his hand and pulls him in the water "now were even" "you fucker you know how much it costs to fix these shoes!?"

"Oh relax Tails can fix them." Sonic said as Shadow splashed him they got into a splash fight `too bad Cream is pregnant this seems fun' Shadow thinks to himself.

Lunar gets on top of the table ready to back flip into the water "you can never do this Hulk Hogan!" Lunar says as he charges a wind attack sending him 50 feet in the air and diving head first in the water. Thunder and Angle hold out signs that read `10'

"Show off" hissed Shadow "what is your grudge with the hulkster?" said Amy "sorry force of habit." Lunar said shrugging. C.T. just sits back and keeps an eye on the kids.

(Would you let a guy who drinks watch your kids I know I would)

After a while Thunder crawls into the water to be with his dad Angle in tow. Shadow holding on to him so he won't sink.

"Well at least he can swim" Sonic said in a bitter tone "pah your just jealous" "am not!" "are 2" smirked Shadow that went on for at least 4 hours. Lunar out of the water in his combat uniform ready "well I'll leave you 2 ladies I have business to handle" Sonic finally got out of the water "I'll join you" Shadow and Thunder as well as Angle leave as well "well I would love to see you make a complete fool of your self but I need to get them home."

Shadow said rubbing Thunder with a towel "pah" hissed Sonic as they leave "well you want to go swimming again Sonic?" said Amy as she put her jeans and shirt on. "I guess but don't put a fucking gun in my face!" he said looking at Lunar

"Mother always said a gun would get it done." He said smiling as they now walk down a narrow street most of the buildings are either shut down covered in graffiti.

Nighttime in East Emerald Coast not many people brave to go there only the toughest sons-of-bitches would even think of heading to that area some rarely head there in the day time let alone night.

Lunar was one of those of course no one not even my self would dare call him a `son-0f-a-bitch' yet calling him crazy bitch was more respectful in his eyes.

Just then the music began to play.

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked
Somebody gon' get their wig split
Somebody gon' get they ass kicked
Somebody gon' get their wig split
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck

As Princes Sally Acorn dress in all blue along side Roto Walrus "oh shit" said Sonic

"What chu doing with my man bitch?!" hissed Sally "he owe me child support!!!"

"fuck you those kids aren't mine bitch!!" barked Sonic in defense "what you say bout my girl Holla!!!" barked Roto you disrespect my girl I'll go all Alaska on you blue ass Holla!!!!"

"Amy stand guard I need to handle these pricks" said Lunar as Amy removed her hammer.

Sonic ran and gave a massive kick to Roto falling off him Lunar rolled his eyes "fine the bitch is mine."

Sally pulled out her laser pistol and started firing at Lunar only to have it bounce off his armor and back at her as she dodges it "fuck you and your punk ass armor!!!" she scoffed as Sonic was being manhandled by Roto of course he refused to let Amy help him as Roto Jumped up and landed on his back nearly breaking it "I'm….fine" he said in pain.

Lunar swung his tail at Sally whipping her across the face with it as he got closer he wrapped his tail around her throat and started choking her out as he brought her in closer her face was turning red as tears fell from her cheek he punches her dead in the stomach with sheer force then proceeded to punch her in the face again and again. He then dropped her with his tail kicking her dead in the ass he then caught her with a right hook, caught her with a jab, caught her with an upper cut, kicked her in the ass (again).

He then grabbed her by the throat with he hand raising her up as she choked slapped her on the ground her face bloodied and busted her body limp.

He then grabbed her by the hair wrapped his hand around her throat and slammed her in a brick wall lodging her in he grabber her left arm with sheer force he held it in place with one hand and punched it with the other forcing it into the wall he did the same with her other arm as well.

As she lye there limp and bleeding he removes his gattling gun "say cheese mother fucker"

As his radar locks on he shoots around her making a pattern he them puts it away approaches her and give her one last blow to the stomach so hard her shirt bust open with her blood on it as she falls down, the wall rattled with bullets making an outline of her "when you see Bunnie tell her the Wolf/Fox alliance doesn't play" as he makes a sign with his hands "you just got owned bitch!"

Just then Roto come by dragging Sonic as he sees sally lying there bleeding and badly injured "YOU PUNK ASS BITCH!!!! YOU HURT PRINCESS SALLY NOW YOUR GONGITNO GEWT IT YOU PATHITCI SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!"

Roto now super pissed off charges to Lunar who holds out his fist and punches Roth in the stomach however Lunar understated his opponent and got his hand stuck in his blubber.

"Amy now!" he commanded as he tried to free his hand Amy slammed her hammer into his back but all it did was make it shake as he turned around Amy now shocked "you gonna pay for that" Amy swung her hammer around again this time hitting him in the mouth knocking out his gold tusks Roto shocked "my grill, you bitch!!!"

Lunar drew his sword and pried his hand free causing Roto to scream in pain Lunar grabbed him by the throat "your going to need an orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot from your ass!"

As he put lunar on his belly he raised his leg and "HOLLA!!!!!" ROTO SCREAMED OUT IN PAIN.

As the scene shows Roto being wheeled into the ER belly down Lunar lying on top of him "can you hurry it up I'm getting a cramp in my leg?" Lunar stands on one foot since the other is stuck in his ass.

After 4 hours they find an orthopedic surgeon and 2 more hours it takes to remove it Lunar finally able to move around yet his left leg is covered in a red bag.

Sonic on the other hand didn't suffer much injury the biggest one was his pride. As they all leave.

They over hear Vanilla talkgin to Bunnie how now Princess Sally was mortally wounded Bunnie breaks down in tears.

"I sure hope we can get a diplomatic relation with Soleanna" said Lunar "besides I need to shower I think it stepped in walrus shit!"

Everyone laughs. "Well I supposed the Wolf/Fox alliance will be pleased" said Amy "yes is will O'Donnell"

A/N yo j320 who's evil now nya!