Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Mall rats sonic style ❯ When good hedgehogs go bad .> ( Chapter 2 )

nattu: ok now that we are going on to the first chapter i thought it would be fun if we had guest before the story.

knuckles: why do we need guests you have me aren't i enough

nattu: no your not enough cause you are going to be with me threw this whole fanfic thing

knuckles: yay i feel so loved

nattu: ^__^

knuckles: so who is the first guest?

nattu: i think we will have um how about seto Kaiba cause he is so cute

*seto appears*

seto: um where am i and how did i get here and what the hell is that thing? *points to knuckles*

nattu: hey watch your language and your mine and knuckles guest before chapter one

knuckles: and im not a thing im knuckles gaurdian of the master emerald on angel island

seto: right so im a guest on your before chapter one show?

nattu: yup don't you feel special

seto: yeah right special..........

Knuckles: You know you should be happy not everyone is special enough to get on the before shapter one show only one lucky person

Seto: oh but i do feel special can't you see it on my face?

Knuckles: you don't have to be sarcastic about it mr duelist person

Seto: Don't make me hurt you you odd red thing

Knuckles: bring it on mr oh im so special i run a company

Seto: you are totally asking for it

Nattu: both of you stop it or i will have to teach you guys a lesson

seto: O.o

knuckles: Don't worry she is only kidding

Nattu: Kidding huh *a bubbles appear and absorbs knuckles and it starts to bounce all over the walls until it stops and knuckles falls out all dizzy like*

knuckles: ok maybe she wasn't kidding

Nattu: now on with the fanfic mr disclaimer man do your stuff

mr disclaimer man: nattu owns nothing except a cute hamtaro plushie ^_^

nattu: V_V;; you didn't have to tell them about the plushie

knuckles: hahahahahha hamtaro plushie *the screen goes black and you hear a scream and the screen goes back to normal but knuckles is on the floor all owchies like*

nattu: ^_^ thankies Seto *seto smiles * Now on with the fic

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you see knuckles standing infront of the master emerald all bored like

knuckles: Hmmm watching this master emerald is getting really boring like all day long i sit here watching it

knuckles sighs then gets an idea

knuckles: i'll go see what everyone else is doing i know that Rouge is at the mall today so i don't have to worry about her hey wait we all could go to the mall

Knuckles appears right infront of Sonic's house

knuckles: The hell how did i get here so fast?

Nattu: the magic power of the authoress heeheehee

knuckles: Right anywho *knocks on the door and it opens on its own* the hell that shouldn't happen hey sonic you idiot where are you????

???: you know you shouldn't call people idiots its not nice

knuckles: The hell *turns around to see shadow behind him* Don't do that are you trying to give someone a heart attack????

Shadow: yup ^_^ is it working???

Knuckles: V_V;;;; Where is sonic??

shadow: the hell if i know do i look like a maid???

nattu: stop saying hell i'll have to change the rating from PG to PG-13

Shadow: who the hell is that???

nattu: > <

knuckles: that person would be the authoress

shadow: we have an authoress sweet when did this happen???

knuckles: um i think for about an hour now

shadow: really where was i an hour ago???? Oh i was in the shower i just got finished having....*nattu yells*

knuckles: i don't think you are suppose to talk about that kind of stuff shadow

shadow: why not every knows about *BEEP* the hell how come i can't say *BEEP*

knuckles: cause i think nattu has the beeping thing on

nattu: hahahahaha yes now you can't say any word that is not suitable for anyone younger than 13 bwahahahaha.

Shadow: well thats the *BEEP*

knuckles: anywho maybe we should go find sonic and tails

shadow: the hell why do we want to find them

knuckles: cause we are all going to the mall

Shadow: the mall whos lame idea was that

nattu: hey whats wrong with that idea i thought of it and its a cool idea and if you don't like it i could always send you to eggmans bedroom heeheehee

shadow: O.O no its a good idea i love it

Knuckles shudders as he thinks about what could be in eggmans bedroom

Knuckles: come on we have to go find them

Shadow: fine fine

they both walk into Sonic's house only to find them both tails and sonic passed out on the floor

knuckles: you know i think we could have abit of fun with this

shadow: heeheehee

*HOUR LATER*

we see the knuckles and shadow are sitting on the couch using sonic and tails as foot rest as knuckles and shadow watching t.v.

sonic: ...... zzzzz......zzzzzzz.....

there is a puddle of drool under sonic

knuckles: maybe we should wake them up cause this is getting boring sonic doesn't have any good channels

shadow: no man this is fun he has playboy i could sit here all day and watch it

nattu: O.o ok this is the time where the t.v. goes bye bye *t.v. disappears with a poof*

Shadow: oh no fun at all fine we will wake them up *he kicks sonic and sonic wakes up all wat the hell like*

sonic: ... man no more drinking any more with tails

tails:.. uh wat happening im awake *tails jump up and spins around then falls down on his butt holding his head* oh woah hangover man

sonic: hahaha i don't have one

shadow: heeheehee *smashes sonic over the head* there ya go a hangover

Sonic: THE HELL what are you doing in my house get out

knuckles: fine then grumpy puss no mall for you

nattu: grumpy puss? thats not in the script *flips through her script*

Sonic: the mall? and who is that lady person?

knuckles: guess the drinking made him loses a part of his brain

shadow: he had one?

Knuckles: Yes he did and we are going to the mall today and you should remeber nattu she is the author lady person

nattu: um thats authoress

sonic: oh i remeber you, you live on angel island but i thought you could fly???

knuckles: V_V;;..... you idiot thats rouge your thinking of

*rouge appears*

Rouge: someone say my name?

nattu: rouge you aren't suppose to be hear we meet you at the mall so go shoo scat

rouge: fine i can take a hint *she flys away and knuckles looks from behind shadow to see if she was gone*

shadow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR TOUCHING MY ASS *jumps away from Knuckles who blinks then screams*

knuckles: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I TOUCHED HIS ASS IM GOING TO DIE AHHHHHHHHHHH

tails:O.o ok then and did you guys have any suger?

shadow: yup we raided sonics fridge and stole all the pop and any candy we could fine

Sonic: WHAT MY POP IM GOING TO KILL YOU *jumps at shadow who justs moves to the side and sonic lands on his face* owchies that hurt

knuckles: um can we go to the mall now please or do i have to deal with this some more?

nattu: it says here in the script you guys should head out for the mall

sonic: sweet a script *steals it from her and flips threw the pages and stops at a page and drops the script and screams*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nattu: the hell??? *picks up the script and burst out laughing at what he was screaming at* poor sonic you shouldn't have read the script now you know you will see eggman in a bikini

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *they all run and magical appear in front of the mall*

Shadow: ok now that was the oddest how the hell did we get here so fast?

Knuckles; Nattu used her aithoress powers to magically get us here

sonic: hey look a piece of paper *runs around chasing after the paper* Heeheehee

Shadow: -.- are you sure he has a brain

knuckles: sometimes i wonder

tail: come on people lets go into the mall i want to go shopping

knuckles: k lets go guys *graps sonic and drags him into the mall*

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knuckles: your ending it just when we get to the mall????????

nattu: yup this is what some people call weak cliffies lol

knuckles: oh i have been meaning to ask what the hell are you where???

Nattu: My shirt?? its my i love joey shirt do you have a problem with it?????

knuckles: you have a i love joey shirt but not a i love knuckles???

nattu: no cause i have i love knuckles all over my scribbler

knuckles: oh ok that works but don't people look at you odd when you are at school?

nattu: yup they go who is knuckles and is he cute then i show them a pic of you and they go the hell is that thing???

knuckles: what did you tell them or do i not want to know?

nattu:heeheehee i go he is my cute lil Echidna

knuckles: and then??

nattu: they say ok and for some odd reason they back away slowly i don't know why

knuckles: maybe cause you think im cute and you wear only guy clothes

nattu: hey whats wrong with wearing guy clothes they are way better then gurl clothes they don't try to stick to your skin they hang loose and have cool designs on them

knuckles V_V;;;;; anywho see ya next time peoples that like nattu's odd writing

nattu: heeheehee bye bye people *gives them all chocolate bunnys and hops away with knuckles following her shaking his head.