Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miles 'Foxy' Prower! ❯ Hey, Joggerboy! ( Chapter 3 )

Um… before I forget, seeing as how easy it is to get your story removed from some of these sites, I suppose I'd better do this…

 

Disclaimer: It should be obvious that I own none of these characters, their world, or anything else affiliated with Sega… I'm only gonna do this once, so if you delete my FANfiction because of this shit, I'll fucking kill you.

 

Anyway, let's get this show on the road! Miles `Foxy' Prower! Chapter 3: “Hey joggerboy!”

 

 

“….Ohhhhhh… my head….” Tails groaned, pushing himself up and feeling the knot on the top of his head. He hissed in pain when he touched it.

 

Suddenly Tails smelled something. It was actually kind of nice… though a bit girly. He sniffed and sniffed for the source, but he didn't seem to notice it was coming from him. Oh well, he thought. He then noticed his position in the floor, totally naked.

 

“Now I remember… Owch… I must have tripped… what a mess!” Tails uttered.

 

He got up and looked around. Surely enough, there was broken glass everywhere, and his burner was totally ruined. Not to mention…

 

“Oh no! I've got chemicals all over me!” Tails said, noting that the mystery chemical he discovered about a month ago was also broken, and a pool of it had formed around him.

 

Tails didn't remember the chemical being acidic, but it was still very dangerous to get any type of solution that was as volatile as it was on his fur. He had to take a shower immediately. The still nude fox could see despite the lights being off, as apparently, it was morning. He'd been laying in that stuff all night.

 

He carefully tiptoed around the shards of broken glass, and made his way to his bathroom as quick as he could. He had no clothes on, which was rather convenient, and he jumped into the shower immediately, and switched it on.

 

He showered, thoroughly washing every inch of him. Eventually, the steam in the room began to mix with a familiar aroma… the one he'd been smelling since he regained consciousness. He sniffed the soap. Nope, that wasn't it. He shrugged and decided to take it in stride. After all, it wasn't a BAD smell, just a peculiar one.

 

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The infamous Blue Blur speeded down the highway, zigzagging between cars, too fast for the naked eye. As Sonic always said, he preferred to think on his feet.

 

“Pah. Tails has been locked up in his workshop for a week now. Usually by now he'd have either given up, or succeeded…” The hedgehog thought. He vaguely considered running to the Mystic Ruins to check up on his little buddy, but before he could… he tripped on something.

 

Sonic fell down, with an ack, being too consumed by thought to notice whatever it was he tripped on, and he bounced down the sidewalk for about 39 feet before he finally stopped.

 

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWCH!!!!!!!!!” He said highly exaggerating the pain he actually felt, so pretty much everyone in the vicinity could hear. He was in Station Square now.

 

“Hahahahaha! I can't believe you actually `fell' for that!” Rouge cackled.

 

Sonic picked himself up, and dusted himself off. He wasn't really hurt, as he was quite versatile, and if you run as fast as he does, you gotta expect to fall sometimes. He wasn't hurt, but he also didn't find Rouge's extremely lame pun very humorous.

 

“Dangit, Rouge! Can't you stick your leg out without trippin' me up!?” Sonic fumed. An imaginary halo appeared above the mischievous bat's head.

 

“Whaaaaat? I was hitchhiking!” She claimed. Sonic shook his head.

 

“Ohhhhhh no, I'm not fallin' for THAT one again! You tripped me on purpose! And why would you need to hitchhike?! You have wings!” Sonic yelled, making a cartoony scene right in the middle of a gathering crowd. He looked embarrassed , and sweatdropped. “Uhhh…”

 

“Alright alright, nothing to see here, go on, your lives don't revolve around us, now. Get!” Rouge said, shooing the people away. Sonic tried to slug her, but he missed, succeeding only in making her laugh. She gracefully glided upwards, sat atop a lightpost, and crossed her legs, “Heeeey, didn't your mother ever teach you not to hit a lady?” She mused.

 

“Hmmph. Show off. So, why exactly did you trip me?” Sonic asked, crossing his arms.

 

“Well… how else was I supposed to get you're attention? A closeline?” Rouge said, through a smirk. Of all of the guys and girls in the group, Rouge and Sonic were the two that hadn't changed a bit.

 

“Well, a `Hey Sonic, over here!' would have worked.” Sonic announced.

 

“You dipstick, you were traveling faster than sound.” Rouge said, scolding Sonic for his ignorance.

 

“Huh? Oh, WAS I?” Sonic said, not even realizing that. Yup. Sonic ran a little faster everyday it seemed. Now he could not only reach, but BREAK the sound barrier. Rouge slapped her forehead hopelessly.

 

“You're impossible!” The bat cried.

 

“Ok Ok, sorry, sorry. What is it you want?” Sonic said, serious this time.

 

“Well… you see… very recently I've had a very important item stolen from me… I want you to find out who took it so I can BEAT THE PULP OUT OF THAT LITTLE..” Rouge made an air gesture of holding someone in a headlock and knocking their face in.

 

“…Uh…?” Sonic said, sweatdropping. Rouge, sweatdropped as well and tried to contain herself.

 

“Uh.. erhm… anyway, Sonic darling, could you be a doll and track down that person for me…?” Rouge said, trying and failing to look innocent.

 

“You're the treasure hunter, not me.” Sonic stated, bluntly. At that, a vein popped out of the Bat's head, and she half considered going down there and punting Sonic into a building.

 

“Oh… just… come on… please? For me?” Rouge pleaded, trying to conceal her wrath, which was more likely even worse than Amy's at times. Sonic considered.

 

“Well… I'm no detective… but what was it that you had stolen?” The lightning fast hero asked. Rouge looked left… then right. She then made a motion for Sonic to come closer.

 

“Hey… I'm not comin' up there! You come down here!” Sonic said, putting his arms behind his head.

 

Rouge's face seemed to melt off, leaving a firebreathing skull that shot lightning from it's eye sockets. Needless to say, Sonic was irritating the piss out of her. Or maybe she was aggravated about something else…? She did however, comply, making sure to land, HARD on Sonic's noggin on her way down, causing him to keel over, anime-style.

 

“There! Happy now!?” Rouge hissed.

 

“Oww! Man, what is EATIN' you?!” Sonic said, rubbing his head.

 

Rouge answered his question by grabbing his head, and pulling his ear up to her mouth. She then whispered in it, so nobody else could hear. Sonic's eyes shrunk.

 

“What?! Someone nabbed your undies?!” Sonic shouted, so that probably everyone in Station Square turned around to stare at them. Rouge konked Sonic on the head.

 

“SHUT UP YOU BLUE BAFOON!” She snarled at him.

 

“OWCH! Dangit, woman, stop hitting me!” the hero commanded her.

 

“Sorry… You just have to understand, this is really messed up and it's making me crazy!” Rouge said.

 

“What's the big deal anyway, it's just a thong.” Sonic said, closing his eyes in a laid back manner.

 

“They cost $300 at Victoria's secret!” Rouge said, waving her arms in the air. Sonic's mouth dropped to the ground.

 

“Whaaaaaaaaat? What were they? Jewel encrusted?!”

 

“YES!”

 

“Oh… um, well, just steal another pair!” Sonic said, shrugging. Rouge cocked back her boot, ready to fire. “OK OK! I'll do it! Just chill out you crazy broad!” Sonic wailed, waving his hands. Looks like he was inevitably gonna get snaked into this wild goose chase…

 

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Tails got out of the shower, feeling refreshed, and no longer sticky. He shook as much of the water as he could off himself, then he turned on one of his niftiest inventions, the furdryer. (Looks an awful lot like a giant hand dryer, you know, those thingies that you push the button and it goes Whhhhhooooooo and shoots hot air out on your hands? You can find them in bathrooms in many restaurants.)

 

Within no time at all, Mr. Prower was all dry and ready to go. He went into his small bedroom and put some fresh clothes on. Another vest, and more shorts… predictable, but oh well.

 

He strapped his shoes on, and stood up, trying to remember what the idea he had last night was… He tried, but to no avail. He simply couldn't recall what it was.

 

“Hmmph. Oh well. The Hypno Gun was a dumb idea anyway.” He told himself. Then he realized something…

 

“*sniffing*… dangit, what IS that?!” Tails said, in minor frustration. He finally sniffed himself.

 

“Huh? It's me…? But I just took a shower! Maybe it WAS the soap…” Tails thought.

 

“Hrmm… maybe I'm just freaking out.” He finally concluded.

 

Right now he felt like taking his morning jog. A good shower always invigorated him. He put a sweatband on his wrist and jogged out the door.

 

As he ran down the steps toward the other side of the Ruins, the warm breeze that greeted his face was nice. He smiled. Today was going to be a good day. The birds were singing, the bees were buzzing, and it seemed like everything about today was just perfect! In no time at all, he neared the end of his lap.

 

Upon finishing the lap, Tails got joggers high, and decided to do an extra lap today. It wouldn't hurt, right? (heh, wrong. :p)

 

About halfway through his jog, an adult woman waved Tails over.

 

“Excuse me! Excuse me! Young man, can you help me?” The lady said, looking worried. Now, Tails had a good heart, as he always did, he'd probably do anything for you if you asked nicely enough. He stopped and began jogging in place next to her. He was working up a good sweat. The woman was taller than him, as most adult humans were.

 

“Sure ma'am, what is it you need?” He said. The lady sniffed a little. Tails wondered if she had a cold. All the sudden she looked at him, as if entranced. Tails thought he may have had something on his face?

 

“Hmmmm. You know, you look really good, Jogger boy. What do you say you and I go get a cup of coffee…?” The woman purred. Tails was baffled. He blushed a little bit. He'd never been hit on by a human before.

 

“Uh… excuse me? I thought you needed…” Tails was interrupted by the woman scooping him up and hugging him like he was some sort of teddy bear.

 

“OHHH! What I need is YOU, you foxy little thing you!” The woman raved.

 

Tails at this point was frantically trying to break free from this crazy woman's grip. He concluded that she was simply a lunatic, and she scared him. A LOT.

 

“Hey hey! Lemme go! I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT! Hey… HEY! Don't TOUCH me there! Just who do you think you are lady?!!?” Tails finally managed to break away by twisting his duet of tails and flying out of the woman's grasp. He flew away as fast as he could. The woman chased him halfway through the forest before he lost her.

 

He landed on a cliff, over seeing the forest close to the Mystic Ruin. He sat down and sighed.

 

“What was THAT all about?!” The fox said, aiming the question at nobody in particular.

 

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A familiar Echidna sat on the Angel Island, ever diligent, ever alert, ever aware. A gargantuan emerald spun slowly on it's perch behind him. Yep, one things for sure, nobody would get to the Emerald while this heroic guardian was on duty… Nobody.

 

“Hey Knuckles! Look, I'm gonna take a pee on the Master Emerald!” A familiar voice said from behind the unawares Knux. He flipped around and his eyes bugged out cartoonishly. The swift hedgehog made a crude gesture toward the Emerald.

 

“S-S-Sonic?!?! YOU'D BETTER NOT!” Knuckles barked at him, shaking a fist.

 

“Hahaha! Just a joke, Knucklehead. Oh, by the way, did you swipe any of Rouge's panties recently?” Sonic inquired. Knuckles thought he was joking, and it wasn't very funny.

 

“What?! Ok, that's it, put up yer dukes!” The echidna shouted.

 

“Chill dude, I'm serious! Did you?” Sonic said, trying not to laugh at Knuckles' expression.

 

“You're barkin' up the wrong tree, buddy!” the red guardian roared, still not convinced, partially cuz Sonic was snickering now.

 

“*Snick* No… seriously *pffft* did you? You're not a sniffer, are ya? *chuckle* You know you want that thong!” After saying that, Sonic burst out in hysterical laughter, and Knuckles made an enraged attempt to pop im' one. Sonic dodged, knowing of his hot temper.

 

“Huh… so I guess you didn't do it… well then. Catcha later!”

 

With that, the blue streak zoomed by his friend and out of sight, leaving Knuckles confused, angry, and a little aroused at the thought that Rouge wears a thong…

 

 

End Chapter!

 

Hahaha, did you laugh? This is one of the funniest chapters in my opinion… but I could be wrong…

 

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~YiffyOne