Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Random Story-like Things ❯ Something Happens ( Chapter 1 )

Random Stories

Episode 1

Something Happens

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Everyone’s over at Sonic’s place, and Sonic and Tails playing Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters.

Sonic: (2800 Life Points with a Sonic Duck (2000/400 in play, and has 2 cards in his hand).

Tails: (150 Life Points with a Harpie Lady 1 (1600/1400) in play, 4 cards in his hand, and 1 set Spell/Trap Card).

Sonic: Take this, buddy. My move. Sonic Duck, attack Harpie Lady!

Tails: I activate Magic Cylinder!

Sonic: WHAT THE… *mumbling* stupid fox-boy.

Tails: You’re down to 800 Life Points. Now I draw. I play the Spell Card Axe of Despair to raise my Harpie’s ATK by 1000 to 2600. Then I play Hinotama for 500 damage to you. Now my Harpie attacks and I win!

Rouge: Wow. Sonic got beat by an 8-year old.

Knuckles: I just goes to show you…

Rouge: Oh, shut up!

Eggman: Well, I challenge Tails to a mech battle! *pulls out his Eggwalker… what the heck?*

Tails: *Pulls out the Tornado and transforms it*

Sonic: Whoa! Not in the house.

Amy: This’ll be good, don’t push them out! *flashes her Piko Piko Hammer*

Sonic: You got it.

Eggman: Let’s go, fox-boy.

Tails: It’s time to duel!

Sonic: Wrong game, buddy!

Omochao: I’m Omochao, and I’m here to help you.

Sonic: Hey! Where were you when I lost to an 8-year old?

Omochao: You can attack Eggman with the Propeller Punch to deal damage at close range.

Tails: Well, duhh!

Eggman: No more games, Tails. *launches a barrage of missiles at Tails. However, they’re in a cramped apartment, so Eggman just destroys Sonic’s 5th floor ceiling and reveals the 6th floor bathroom with the shower running* Uh… oops.

Tails: *trots up to Eggman* Hey! *uses Propeller Punch*

Eggman: This is it! *fires a huge rainbow beam from the front of the Eggwalker, which hits Tails and obliterates part of the wall, revealing the next apartment over.

Sonic: A corner apartment, and you have to blast the ceiling and an INSIDE WALL?!?

Omochao: Try to avoid Eggman’s Special Attack, it really hurts.

Tails: YA THINK?!? I’M AT HALF POWER! Burnout missiles now!

Sonic: NO! NOT IN THE APARTMENT!

Missiles: *annihilate the apartment, and yet, the building still stands*

Everyone: *scatters throughout Station Square*

Rouge: *in front of the building* Wow, it’s still standing. And I landed on something soft.

Knuckles: *under Rouge with face to ground* MMT OVV UFF MEE!

Rouge: *bashes Knuckles’ head and stands up quickly* You just wanted to be near me, didn’t you!

Knuckles: *gets up… barely* You were on top of me!

Random Guy from crowd surrounding them: *chanting* Fight, fight, fight, fight…

Crowd: *joins in* Fight, fight, fight, fight…

Knuckles: Let’s rumble Rouge!

Rouge: Black Wave! *strikes Knuckles*

***Meanwhile, on Angel Island***

Tails: Wow, the Master Emerald. I WANT IT! *hefts it to his workshop*

***With Sonic and… OH NO!***

Omochao: I want to help you!

Sonic: No! You’re information comes to late!

Omochao: We’re in Emerald Coast. To complete the level, save Tails.

Sonic: -.-0 Didn’t I already do that?

Omochao: Collect 50 rings and break open the capsule.

Sonic: That I can do. o.o

***He am the Eggman***

Eggman: How’d I end up in Sand Ocean? Oh well, off to my secret base.

***3 minutes and 5.87 seconds later…***
Rank Box: Rank B

Eggman: A B?!? *Pulls out bazooka*

Rank Box: Rank A

Eggman: Now you know why I am the best!

Rank Box: *evil laugh* Rank E

Eggman: *Not taying appention*

I END EPISODE FORE NOW! SEE YA’LL LATER!