Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Sonic adventures! ❯ A day in the life of Omochao ( Chapter 1 )

SONIC ADVENTURES

PART ONE: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF OMOCHAO

Hi! I'm Omochao, I'm here to help you!

People seem to think that I'm useless and annoying, but I'm not!………Hi, I'm Omochao, I'm here to help-

{Metal Sonic leaps out of the shadows and stamps on Omochao}

Hey, that hurt! Your mean, I'm not going to help you anymore!

{Omochao explodes, causing Metal Sonic to go flying into the air}

" Looks like I'm blasting off again!!!!" yelled Metal Sonic.

Eggman, who was nearby watching, sweatdropped "I think someone has been watching too much Pokemon…." He said.

{Later on, Omochao is flying through a crowded street, people back away in horror at the sight of the annoying little robot}

"Oh my god……IT'S THE DEVIL HIMSELF! RUN!!!!" a random man screamed in terror.

{Everyone runs away, leaving Omochao looking more than a little upset}

"I only wanted to help" said Omochao, getting watery eyed, sudden he burst into tears.

{Now since I can't stand to see anything crying, I send in my army of darkness…er, I mean

my Dragonite, to cheer him up}

" Don't worry buddy" cooed Dragonite, waving his paw over Omochao's head.

A heart appeared and Omochao was happy once again! ^_^

" I know what I'll do!" cried Omochao, standing up and striking a pose, "I'll go visit my good pal-"

" NOOOOOOOOOO! Its Omochao!" screamed Sonic.

" Hello my good friend who adores and worships me!" Omochao.

"…………..What?" asked Sonic.

" I was bored, so I'm visiting you, my good friend Sonic!" said Omochao.

" I'm not your friend"

" Your such a good friend, aren't you friend?" asked Omochao.

" I'm not your friend!!!" Sonic screamed again.

{The Friends music suddenly started playing}

" Shadow! Turn off that damm radio!" yelled Sonic.

" Ok!" said the black Hedgehog known as Shadow.

{Shadow turns off the radio, then eats it}

" O.o" er, said Sonic?

" Maybe I shouldn't of done that…….." mumbled Shadow.

" Having friends is fun! But having sex is better! ^_^ " Omochao suddenly said.

……………………

" I worry about him sometimes" said Sonic.

" Really?" asked Shadow.

"………No" said Sonic.

" Er….alright, I think" said Shadow, looking confused.

" Lets go dancing!" said Omochao.

" Wha!?" wha'ed the Hedgehogs.

" I like dancing!" grinned Omochao.

{Omochao started to dance, O_o Freaky…}

" Maybe your right to worry about him" said Shadow.

" But I just told you that I didn't worry about him!" Sonic reminded Shadow.

" Oh yeah, good point….." nodded Shadow, "Oh screw this, I'm leaving!"

{Shadow Chaos controls out of the room and Omochao dances over to a horrified Sonic}

" SHADOW!!! Don't leave me alone with this freak!" cried Sonic, backing away from Omochao.

{Omochao continues dancing}

Sonic falls to his knees and screams up at the heavens "God save me!"

" NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!" God boomed.

" Dance, dance, dance, I like to daaaaaaaance!!!" sang Omochao in a horrible screeching voice that would make the Spice girls look good.

"………..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Sonic.

{Sonic runs away, leaving poor little Omochao all alone again}

" NOOOOOOOO! Everyone leaves me……..I know! I'll burn down his house! Wa-hey!!"

{O_o;;; Er, I think we'll leave him for awhile…}

{Sonic is running down the street}

" Must…escape….from….Omochao!" gasped Sonic, realising that he should probably exercise more often.

{Sonic stops and nearly faints at the horrific sight of Omochao flying towards him}

Omochao smiled ^_^

" AHHHHHHH!" screamed Sonic.

Omochao smiled ^_^

" AHHHHHHH!" screamed Sonic.

Omochao smiled ^_^

"AHHHHHHH!" screamed Sonic.

Omochao smiled ^_^

"AHHHHHHH!" screamed Son-

{Shadow runs in and kicks the screen}

" Sorry, the story got stuck!" said Shadow.

{Sorry about that my dear readers!!!!! ^_^;;}

" Wait a minuet, why am I here? I'm suppose to be burning down your house" said Omochao.

" WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?" Sonic screamed loudly, causing a few windows to shatter.

" Ah, my ears, my precious ears!" groaned Shadow, collapsing to the ground and starting to cry.

" Don't cry Shadow" said Sonic, patting Shadow on the head.

" Sonadow!!!" a random person yelled in the background.

" o.O Er, alright….." said Sonic and Shadow.

" Oh well, I'm off to burn down Sonics house…..bye!" said Omochao, disappearing in a flash

of Chaos control.

" Hey! That's my move!" yelled Shadow, leaping into a Magical happy sparkle time plot whole and chasing after Omochao.

Sonic just stares after them looking confused.

" I'm confused" Sonic said.

{I just said that you stupid Hedgehog!}

" Oh, sorry weird voice from nowhere!" said Sonic cowering to the ground in fear, which was quite strange actually.

{………..What are you doing?}

" I'm cowering to the ground in fear oh grrrrrrrrreat one!" growled Sonic like Tony the Tiger.

{Oo; Er, ok….. Lets go to the next bit!}

" DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!" Shadow yelled in a mad rage, while punching-

" Shadow…….why are you punching your foot?" asked Sonic.

" Oh, I though it was Omochao" mumbled Shadow, "I wondered why I was in so much pain"

Shadow then tries to stand up, but since he's been punching himself in the foot for god knows how long, he can't actually stand up.

" Ugh, the pain! Sonic carry me!" cried Shadow.

Sonic rolled his eyes and sighed, "Oh all right"

Sonic picked Shadow up and carried him in his arms.

" Sonadow!!!!" the random person screamed again.

" Shut the hell up!" Shadow yelled, and, grabbing a Shot gun, proceeded to shot the person in the stomach.

" OO;; That was a bit much wasn't it Shadow?" said Sonic.

" Yeah, and where the hell did I get this gun from!?" cried Shadow.

" The same place that Knuckles gets the Master Emerald, up his a-"

" Ok Sonic, we get it!"

{Meanwhile with Omochao…….wait a second, why wasn't he in that last bit? He was supposed to be burning down Sonic's house!}

" I got bored with that so I went out and got drunk! ^__^ " grinned Omochao.

{Oh, something nice and healthy then?}

" Yep!"

{Well that was a fun day, hang on, why is it over so quickly?}

" Don't ask me! You're the author!"

{Oh yeah, I control time! ^_^ Wheeeeeeee!!!}

{Shadow walks on screen}

" That's the end of the first chapter, see you in chapter two!" said Shadow, waving like an idiot.