Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Sonic Heroes Ending ❯ Um... the ending.... ( Chapter 1 )

Sonic Heroes ending

(Creative title, huh? Sorry, I can't think of a good title right now)

WARNING... If you liked the Sonic Heroes ending in any way, shape or form, DON'T read this. You'll just get pissed off at me, and I'll get a crap- load of dour reviews... -- So, if you are going to get offended with me dissing the ending, you go read something else. Otherwise, enjoy! Have fun! ;P]

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OK, I felt that the ending to the Sonic Heroes game needs help...

Crappy ending:
Metal Sonic - [transforming into the um... usual Metal Sonic form...]
"It's no use...but why can't I defeat you?"
Sonic - "Because we're Sonic Heroes!"
[Other peoples/teams come over]
Sonic - "Anytime you want a rematch, let me know. I'll be waiting."
[Oh, well... there's more, but I think I'll end it here...]

In my opinion, it REALLY sucks (and that summary of the ending there probably made it sound worse... oh, whoops, did I say "probably"? My bad...). But this isn't of me ranting! Nope, this is me tweaking the ending a bit... ("tweaking?"..."a bit???" ... ha ha... >'' ) ...Ok, ok... I've dragged this on long enough! Here's the fic!

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Sonic Heroes Ending (woot)

We see the scene start off as it actually did in the video game, with Sonic and co. running up to Metal Sonic, who looks to be trying to get up.

The Self-Created Metal Sonic: It's no use...

-Metal transforms back into his old self-

Metal Sonic: but... why can't I defeat you?

Sonic and co. do their stupid little poses.

Sonic: Because we're Sonic He...

WHAM

We see Amy standing over Sonic's crumpled body holding her hammer (the Piko Piko Hammer, right?), and she looks quite pissed off/stressed/whatever you want to call it (she looks mad...there, enough said).

Amy: huff huff (breathing hard)
-twitch-

Knuckles, Tails, and Metal all stare at her.

Amy: This is the gayest ending EVER!!!
[hey check it out, Amy shares the same feelings with me over this ending! >'' ]
Can't there be another way to end this stupid game?! If I hear "Because we're Sonic Heroes" one more time, I swear I'm gonna KILL SOMETHING!!!

The view zooms out from Amy and all of them, and we see cameras, the film crew, and etc.

Everyone: -sweatdrop-

Director: Amy...

The view is back to the group "onstage" (camera view...). Everyone is still staring at Amy and still with the little sweatdrops, with the exception of Sonic, who's still laying on the ground, with the anime spirally eyes.

Knuckles kneels down next to his blue hedgehogy friend. Tails and Metal Sonic continue to stare at the pissed off pink hedgehog as she rants on.

Amy: Dammit, couldn't this ending be made so that it's just a LITTLE LESS stupid??? IF I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS ENDING ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR...!!!

Tails: -sweatdrop-
(looks around)
Um... I'll, uh, be over... there (points) if anyone wants me!
(runs off in the direction of which he was pointing)

Now Knuckles and Metal Sonic are the only ones left on the stage with the enraged Amy (except for Sonic, who... ok, they were the only conscious actors on the stage...)

Metal: Hey, how come SHE can beat the shit out of Sonic??

Director: (rubs temples) No, no, no, no, no...

Amy: (glares at Meat Sonic)
Oh, shut up.

Metal: (jumps up, waving an arm and pointing at Amy)
WELL?! Why DO you get to beat him up with that stupid hammer of yours?! Even when
we're NOT acting I can still never...

(The director and the pink hedgehog then says something at the same time...)
Director: Who said that she's ALLOWED to hit people with that stupid thing?
Amy: I don't beat Sonic up!

Metal: (stops pointing and waving arm and now just glares at Amy)
Oh, yeah? Well, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL THAT?!

Metal Sonic points at Sonic, who is looking quite, um, dead. Imagine Sonic with little x's for eyes. And now, to top off the whole roadkill look, imaginge him with his tongue sticking out partially. Um, yeah... So anyways, everyone stares at Sonic for a while, and then shift their gazes back towards Amy.

Amy: I...I... YA WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT YOU...YOU...

(Pause...)

Amy: ...

Everyone except Sonic: ...

Sonic: x.x

(End of pause...)

Amy: ...BOLT BRAIN!!!

Everyone except Sonic: -sweatdrop- ...

Sonic: x.x

Metal: ...
...Bolt brain??? After all of the thinking, THAT'S the best you can come up with, bitch?

[Ya know, so far, only Metal Sonic has used bad language. I guess I should put some wise-crack here about that, but I can't come up with anything at the moment, so, uh, moving on...]

Amy: Why, yooou...!

Amy leaps at the robot with her hammer raised. The two of them kinda roll out of view. Now the only actors left in view are Knuckles and Sonic.

Knuckles no longer has a fixed stare at Amy, but now has on his roadkill-looking buddy...

Knuckles: Sonic...?

Sonic: (still has the tongue sticking out, the x's for eyes, etc.)

Knuckles: ...are you...alright?

Sonic: (still no answer...)
x.x

We hear things getting knocked over in the background. Soon Metal and Amy come rolling back into view, still fighting. Metal Sonic appears to have transformed into that advanced version of himself again...

Metal: (leaps at Amy)
DIEEEEEEE!!!!!

The two go rolling out of view again, almost ramming into the incoming teams. The teams just watch, some watches the fight, and some watch the Knuckles-Sonic dilemma. All have little sweatdrops. Anywho, back to Knuckles and Sonic...

Knuckles now has a firm grip of Sonic's shoulders, shaking him quite violently.

Knuckles: SONIC! ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?!?!

Shadow: Well, if he wasn't dead before, he sure as hell would be now.

[There! Someone besides Metal Sonic... :P]

Cream: (looks down at Sonic)
I thought that she really likes Sonic...

Espio: Insanity makes you do crazy things my friend...
I guess all of these takes have finally made her crack...

Teams Dark, Chaotix, and what's left of Team Rose: -nod-nod-

We get a quick view of the director at this point...

Director: (jumps out of his chair]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!
(runs away)

Back to Sonic and co...

Knuckles: (still shaking Sonic)
SONIIIIIIC!!!

Shadow and a few others are doing the hands-on-head thing giving Knuckles the "you dumbass" look.

Amy and Metal Sonic fly through the air, and into the camera, which gets flipped over. We see a quick glimpse of the ceiling along with hearing the yelps and screams of Amy, Metal, Knuckles, the director, and the crew before everything goes black and we see/hear absolutely nothing.

-End of scene-

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And, so, that was fun... Just a little tid-bit I decided to post here on the net. Who knows, maybe I'll add some more scenes if there's a demand for more!