Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Sonic Underground 2 ❯ Tediz War! ( Chapter 13 )

Sonic Underground Season 2 Ep 13: Tediz War!
by Julie Riley

Note: When you see the Italian mark on the sentence, that means that the Tediz are speaking in gibberish & it is translated into English, except the words Funda & Mothah Funda.

Prologue:

Nic, the boss, Knuckles, and Vector on the Marvelous Queen were flying right towards the island.

Nic: Okay, guys, it's time we acted serious and fought this god forsaken battle!

Vector: (cracking his knuckles) Yeah, then we'll get that emerald for our own!

Knuckles just sighs as they flew straight towards the giant cannon, about to fire at them. It was then the cannon fired & the missile flew straight towards them.

Vector: (sees the missile) Aw crap! Look out!

Nic: I see it!

She pressed a button on the MQ & the huge laser from inside the vehicle shoots at the missile. The missile explodes, but the four were still safe. The four then landed in a clearing as Nic got out of the MQ first.

Nic: So, what the heck's on this island anyway?

It was then a group of stitched up teddy bears called Tediz surrounded the four.

Vector: (to the boss) Got anymore bright ideas?

Boss: Shut up, Vector.

Story:

Aleena: (narrating) Now they knew what they were up against. But some mysteries lie on what the secret weapon is and not to mention how Robotnik stole the Professor's plans.

Inside the cell, there were many villagers as the three bounty hunters & echidna were thrown in the cell.

Tediz 1: You will like it here in your new cell, rebels.

It was strange, but the two weasels actually understood the Tediz while Vector & Knuckles looked a little confused.

Nic: What? What do you mean rebels? We're bounty hunters!

Tediz 2: Shut your trap! Master will like what we've caught as of that stupid monkey & frog.

Boss: Monkey & Frog?

The two Tediz left as they chuckled.

Boss: (angrily) Gets back here!

Voice: It's no use, son! We're as good as dead!

The four turned & saw a giant gorilla wearing army pants, boots, and helmet. The one next to him was a frog wearing gloves, boots, a vest, a scarf, and a helmet with goggles.

Nic: Who the hell are you?

Knuckles: And what is this place?

Gorilla: I'm Sargeant Simian and over here is Lt. Commander Fred the Flying Frog.

Flying Frog: Just call me Flying Frog. And this island's been inhabited by Tediz ever since this whole war started last night! They've named this stupid island Tediz Island. They even think they're superior than us!

Vector: Yeah, so?

St. Simian (Gorilla): As you can see, Croc, if we don't get out of here now, we're going to be shot by those bastards.

Nic: I see what you mean.

Vector: (takes out the green emerald) 'Til then, I guess I could practice my spinning.

But as soon as Vector spun the emerald he stole from Nack, a ray of light shined the cell. Everyone closed their eyes until the light was gone. When it was gone, Vector looked down at his chest. He was shocked he wore a medallion like the others, except this one looked like a rapper's box.

Vector: Man, how did this happen?

Boss: Don't know, and I don't even wanna know.

Nic: (smirks) But you did give us an idea, Vector.

St. Simian: What's the idea you have, bounty hunter girl?

Nic: It's Nic and my idea concerns of music. If the Tediz are like Robotnik, they probably hate music.

Knuckles: Hmmm...you know, for a bounty hunter, you're a good thinker.

Nic: Thanks.

Vector: Stand back, guys!

The others stood back as Flying Frog crossed his arms. The three touched their medallions & out came Knuckles' guitar, Nic's bass guitar, and Vector's rapper box. The rapper box had CDs & two records on top the front of it had a SU sign on it.

Vector: Hmmm...this might actually work.

Flying Frog: (thinking) That's what the last person about an hour ago said.

Nic, Knuckles, and Vector then started a song, and at one point, even her boss joined in.

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Tediz Kickin' (In Tune of Inside Red Mountain from SA 1 CD Version)

Knuckles: This is Knuckles and the gang & we're here on Tediz Island!

These teddy bears are criminals from their minds

It's time we make them go outta line

Those Tediz are here, we'll make 'em pay

If we don't kill them, they will stay

Vector:

Knuckles, Knuckles, he's gonna commit a crime

If you don't watch out, he'll pop you in your nine

He's an echidna with an Master Emerald that shines

It sparkles golden metal all the time

*All:

Oh, we must fight our way out through those Tediz

They're all also called by Nack a bunch of meanies

Now, we know to get through and beat their stuffs

Let kick those stupid goddamn Tediz' butts

Nic:

So, we know we can do this and make it through

And help escape everyone especially the likes of you

Though, we need to actually fight & succeed

And make sure that we have all have become free

* Repeat

(Guitar Solo)

Boss:

All right nows, here's what I have to say

We gotta find our way out & then be okay

I think what we've to do now & it's a plan

We'll fight those guys, we just need a hand

* Repeat Four Times

All:

We can do our job, let's fight for the right

We'll all escape, even if it takes all nightCome on let's go, through the sea & sand

We'll get out, from the Tediz Island

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As the song was done, their instruments were returned to medallions. Just as that happened, the 2 Tediz came in & pointed their gun at them.

Tediz 1: Stop that singing! It's driving everyone crazy!

Vector: I don't know what you guys say, but I think I can understand you don't like music. So how about letting us go?

Tediz 2: Nah!

The two Tediz laughed at the crocodile. Nic then heard someone outside the walls. It was familiar to her too.

Voice: Nic, are you in there?

Nic: Yeah, why do you ask, soldier?

Voice: Soldier? It's me, Sleet! Give us a minute!

The sound of a fuse lit.

Nic: Guys, I think we should stand back.

The two confused Tediz opened the cell & went up to the wall.

Tediz 1: What's going on, and why are you backing away?

Tediz 2: Yeah, what gi-

But before they were done speaking, the wall from the cell exploded with the Tediz. It was indeed Sleet with Dingo, the hedgehogs, Rodent, and the three privates.

Boss: What's took you?

Sonic: Sorry, but we couldn't blast the wall while listening to your song.

Dingo: Come on, before those bears find you!

They nod & leave the cell they were in with Rodent leading the group. Back at the Panther King's castle, Nack was finishing the touches on Metal Sonic with the Professor when something crossed his mind.

Nack: Professor?

Professor: Ja?

Nack: I was wondering, how much do you know about my mom & dad?

Professor: I've known your father since near ze end of ze Milk Wars and your mother, a very long time.

Nack: I see.

Professor: Your father had two aliases, one his own, ze other called Neo Veasel.

Nack: Neo Weasel? I remember a history about that when I was watching the Vertex.*

Professor: Hmmm...I see. Anyvay, your father used ze identity of Neo Veasel to escape ze Panther King's clutches & warned Aleena back zen. Vhen he retired from being Neo, he told me to give his old things to his son if he needed it.

He stopped working on Metal & hands out a clothing of black & dark blue with a pair of sunglasses on top.

Nack: Wait, those are-

Professor: Ja, your father's alter-ego clothes.

Nack: (smiles) Guess dad did know about what I like.

Nack heads to the back of the chalkboard to try the clothes on while the Professor smiled & continued on Metal Sonic's upgrade. Back at Tediz Island, some mines were being thrown to the SU & soldiers.

Rodent: Get behind me!

Flying Frog: Why would we wanna do that-

But he was dragged behind Rodent by Vector. The mines exploded as Rodent was safely inside his huge armor. Nic then pointed her gun at the lock on the door & fires the laser out of it. The door opened & with Rodent's protection, they were able to get inside. Inside, there was a big area & a little girl crying.

Girl: Mummy, daddy! Boo hoo!

Manic: (runs up to her) What's wrong? It's dangerous around here, little girl.

Sonic: I have a bad feeling about this.

Dingo: What kind?

Sleet ignored Dingo & then looked at a wire. It was attached to the girl. He then realized it was a trap.

Sleet: Manic no!

Manic was about to grab her, but then the girl's head turned & evil eyes appeared on her face.

Girl: Did you know what your daughter did to me?

The door under her opened as Manic stepped back. It was then the squirrels & SU saw the biggest Tediz with spider legs you could imagine.

Amy: Oh no!

Nic: This is Robotnik's creation? AHHHH!!!

The gang was shocked when they saw a giant Tediz with the little girl on its right robotic arm. One of the villagers ran to the door, but then it shut behind them.

Flying Frog: Great, first me & Simian get caught, then we get trapped! What's next!?

Girl: I have with my sightless & earless friend a MC-17 Gun my daddy installed!

The giant Tediz took out two guns from its robotic compartment.

Giant Tediz: Mothah Funda!

Vector: Hey, don't talk about our moms that way!

Nic glares at Flying Frog as they stood still.

Nic: You and your big mouth!

Sonic: (crosses his arms) Man, this is way past unfair! Can't you give us something so we can fight you?

Girl: (sighs) Wait, Tediz.

The Tediz stopped for a moment & turned to the girl.

Girl: Bring out the Class 22 Tanks.

Manic: Class 22 Tanks?

The Tediz nod & used its other robotic arm to reach out & grab four tanks.

Rodent: (surprised) Wow! I've never seen a Class 22 before. I always wanted to ride in one of those.

Girl: These tanks can only fit a certain amount of people. Choose the four groups wisely.

St. Simian: If that's the case, Flying Frog, Privates Rodent, Spaz, Art, and Ken are with me.

Sonic: I'm going with Manic & whoever else.

Manic: Good idea.

Dingo: I'll probably go with Amy then.

Manic: (annoyed) Bad idea.

Sleet: (steps up) I'll go with Amy & some of the villagers. Dingo, you go with anyone else.

Dingo: But Sleet-

Sleet: No buts, Dingo!

Nic: (smirks) In that case, Wolf Boy, the boss & I are going with you.

Amy: Oh no!

One of the villagers went up to the first tank with Nic's group. Sargeant Simian's group went into the second one. Dingo, Knuckles, & Vector (who don't have any choice) went up to the third tank with the other remaining villagers. And Sonic grabs the last villagers & Manic's hands and speeds towards the last tank.

Sonic: Manic, I hope your thievery skills also include Tank Driving.

Manic: Don't worry, Sonic. It'll be just fine. Besides, I can handle it.

The four tanks then drove up towards the giant Tediz & little girl.

Girl: Now that you have your toys, let the fun begin!

Then there were a series of fires in the room so big, no one could see what was happening. Back at the castle, Nack had just finished putting on the clothes the Professor gave him. He stepped out & examined himself in the mirror. He wore a long black jacket, sunglasses, and dark blue jeans. The weasel, in his opinion, looked good in those clothes.

Nack: (smiles) I look just like Neo Weasel.

Professor: (puts the tools down) Zen, zat's vhat you vill be called by ze veasels here from now on.

Nack: At least the guards won't recognize me in this get up.

Professor: (picks up the control) As for your hedgehog friend, he is finished. I just need to push ze button to activate him.

The Professor pushes the button & Metal Sonic powers back up. He then looks at Nack & the Professor.

Professor: Guten Abend, Metal Sonic. Do you feel anything different?

Metal Sonic: (sounding more Mobian) Yeah, I do. And who's that weirdo with the black & blue outfit?

Nack: (takes off his sunglasses) Metal, it's me, Nack!

Metal Sonic: Nack? Why are you wearing those clothes?

Nack: It's gonna be part of A. Getting rid of Bat Squirrel once & for all & B. Killing the Panther King.

Professor: Vell, it looks like ze upgrade has vork vell. Now you two are ready to head to either ze var or Mobitransylvania.

Nack: (puts his sunglasses on) I prefer to fight Bat Squirrel alone.

It was then that both Mitch & Josh came in & shut the door quickly as they had worried looks on their faces.

Professor: Joshua, vhat is ze matter?

Josh: Robotnik's in the castle!

Mitch: He's come back to find not only this 'Queen Aleena', but also Nack!

Professor: Vhat!? Robotnik, here?! Zis is not gut. (to Nack) Varn ze others, quickly!

MSonic: I don't think we'll be able to contact them. They're too far from our reach.

Nack looked down as the guards were banging on the door with a familiar figure.

Guard: Robotnik, sir, the door's locked!

Robotnik: Then the Professor's a traitor! Seize him and anyone else accompanying them!

Metal scanned the doors & gasped at the familiar figure.

Metal Sonic: It's Robotnik! They were telling the truth!

Nack: Then the only way out is to avoid Eggman at all cost. (grabs the Professor's hand) Professor, you're coming with us!

Professor: (removes his hand) Nein! I have to find Aleena first! (puts the roboticiser gun in his coat) It is said ze Council of Four vill unite tonight!

Nack: But Professor-

Professor: (powers his hover chair) No buts! My mind's made up. Auf Wiedersehen for now, Nack.

And with that, the Professor hovers out of the building just as the door was almost busted down. Nack nods to Metal as a signal of some sort as Metal understood & nods back. He grabs the two guards & starts hovering down as Nack rode on the back of him. When the door was completely down, they were gone in an instant. Robotnik then was furious.

Robotnik: How dare that Professor betray us! (to the guards) Bring anything useful out of the lab, but destroy everything else!

Guards: Yes sir!

The guards knocked away bottles & metal parts as Robotnik noticed a blueprint & picked it up. It looked like some sort of alien-robotic type monster. He then smiled evilly.

Robotnik: (thinking) That dope thought he was gonna use this to reign the throne back. Well, now that I have the plans, the Panther King & I will take care of him once he is found.

Back at the inside of Tediz Island, one of the tanks with Rodent blew up as the others already evacuated the tank.

Rodent: AHHH!!

Rodent layed unconscious after that, looking dead to the others.

St. Simian: You were a brave squirrel nerd. A stupid nerd, but a brave nerd.

Flying Frog: (slaps his forehead) God, how many times today do I have to hear the word 'nerd'?

Girl: Okay my little Sonic Underground, time for you to perish.

The blind Tediz aimed at the other tanks & was about to blow it up.

Amy: Ready!

Manic: Aim!

Knuckles: Fire!

The first cannons fired, but missed the Tediz. But the other cannon fired a blue spinning Sonic right at the Tediz' head. The stuffing came out as the head split in two. And to everyone's surprise, a light blue emerald came out of the Tediz' opened head.

Knuckles: Another Emerald?

Vector: (getting out of the tank) What gives?

The others got out of the tank & were also shocked. There was a chatter as Amy, Knuckles, and Sleet walked up to the puppet who now had her red eyes glowing & sounding like someone familiar.

Girl: (in Robotnik's voice) You fools! You have activated the Self-Destruct sequence! In ten minutes, this whole island with everything on it will explode! Enjoy your last moments of victory while you can, cause I have won! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

But Amy took out the hammer & smashed the puppet's head apart.

Amy: (angrily) Creep!

Knuckles then picked up the emerald & turned to everyone.

Knuckles: Guys, we have to get out of here, pronto!

Vector: (looks down) And it looks like the only way out is to swim for it!

Sonic: What!? But I can't swim!

Nic: Yeah, me neither!

Boss: (grabs Nic's hand) Then yous just have to hang on!

Manic: (sees the roof collapsing) Come on, let's go!

Amy: But what about Rodent?

Sleet: He's dead, Amy! Let's just get the hell outta here!

The gang leaves Rodent's body lying there as they holding Nic & Sonic dive down into the water. As they leave through the opening, the roof collapses, leaving Rodent trapped inside. As the SU & soldiers were trying to get out of the island before it exploded, Nack & his group managed to take Nic's ship & fly towards Mobitransylvania. The ship then landed near a watery dock. Near the ship was a familiar reaper, trying to slice the catfish.

Gregg: I don't bloody believe it! They've got fish versions of the little bastards now.

Gregg then tries slicing one of the catfish.

Gregg: Two freakin' lives? Crap, that bloody fish is pissing me off!

Then Gregg turned his attention to one of the other catfish.

Gregg: Ah, a oner. Not much longer for you, prick.

As he said that, Nack, Metal, and the two weasel guards came out, which got Gregg's attention.

Gregg: Oh, you again? Nack the Weasel, how many bloody times do you have to escape death?

Nack: (smirks) As much as I like to.

Gregg: You're worse than the zombies up there.

Josh: Zombies? You mean they're-?

Gregg: Yeah, bloody undead. Un-bloody-dead! I mean it's even worse than bloody cats! Undead, what's the bloody point?

Mitch: That guy's really strange, for a small skeleton.

Gregg: (angrily) I heard that!

Mitch: (points to Josh) Blame him!

Josh just elbows Mitch as Nack looked at the castle from the dock.

Nack: So, how do we get up there?

Gregg: Well, first you have to get rid of the zombies that are plaguing this place, then you'll have to cross the path before going to the bloody Count. So make sure you shoot the zombies at their heads, it's the only way to kill them.

Nack: I remember going through that place with Dingo and I have not seen any-

But then there was a moan. Metal scanned the object that was moaning & turned to the others.

Metal Sonic: It seems that Batula was expecting us to show up. The things that are coming are zombies.

Nack: (touches his medallion) Then let Bat Squirrel bring his stupid army here! I can handle 'em!

Josh: Guess we'll help too then.

Mitch nods as the weasels & Metal got ready to fight the zombies. After Nack turned his medallion into his guitar, he takes out his sword & charges at the zombie. Back at Tediz Island, the sarge was getting a little worried.

Sarge: If they don't get here in one more minute, we are outta here!

Voice: Yo, wait up!

The sarge & soldiers turned & saw the SU with the three soldiers. Sonic was speeding passed the Tediz while trying to get to the boat.

Dingo: Wait up, wait up!

Tediz Sarge: Kill them! Kill the hedgehog & his allies!

But before they did that, a familiar hammer was thrown at the leader. It smashed the Tediz sergeant's head as it layed down dead with stuffing out of the rips.

Amy: I may not understand you, but nobody kills my Sonic!

But then a Tediz private pointed his gun behind Amy.

Tediz Private: You bitch! Now you will pay with your life!

But then its head was blown up. Amy turned around & saw Sleet blowing the smoke from his gun away.

Amy: Thanks, I guess.

Sleet: Save it, I only did it cause I felt like it!

As Sleet & Amy head towards the ship, the Tediz were then heading to the MQ, which was being held down since Nic's capture. But then Nic & the boss showed up in front of them.

Nic: (narrows) No one captures a bounty hunter & gets away alive!

Boss: (gets out his gun) This is what yous get for hurting anyone I trust, including my gal, Nicollete!

He fires at the Tediz as Nic was shocked when she heard the words 'my gal' from her own boss' mouth. But she just shook her head, touched her medallion, and played her bass guitar at the remaining Tediz. The laser from her guitar shot the Tediz' heads dead on. As the last of the Tediz were gone & everyone else in the ships, Nic takes the boss' hand, returns her guitar to her medallion, and jumps on the MQ.

Nic: Come on, time to get the hell outta here!

She powers up the vehicle & flies away from the island. The ship follows the MQ with only 3 minutes to spare. In one of the ships, the sarge was watching the island they narrowly escaped.

Sarge: Amy, Sleet, come here.

Amy: Us?

Sarge: Yes, you.

Sleet just shrugs & goes to where Amy & the sarge were.

Sarge: You know, many fine soldiers died today.

Amy: I know. War is a terrible thing.

Sarge: You know, we should get those Generals down here, those so-called fat ass Generals, and see how it feels like having a bullet fly towards their head.

Sleet: I see. They've probably forgot about what the war back then was like for them.

Sarge: (points to the island) Look at that.

Amy: Yeah, (sighs) what a sight. And to think I almost lost my friends cause of this stupid war.

Sarge: The horror, the horror.

Sleet: (concerned) Hey, repeat that line once more & I'll blow your head off!

Meanwhile, inside the place where the experiment was destroyed, Rodent had just woke from being knocked out.

Rodent: Ow! (adjusts his glasses) I must've been knocked out for a while. Where's dad and the others? Oh yeah, there's the count-down.

The timer read only 3 seconds left.

Rodent: (ducks) Oh ssshhh-

It was then the whole island exploded with just about everything on it, except Rodent. Rodent soared high into the sky as the Tediz Island was being destroyed.

Rodent: AAAAAHHHH!!!

The others looked up & saw Rodent flying above them & pass the Marvelous Queen.

Knuckles: That's Rodent!

Private 1: Way to go!

Private 2: Our hero!

Manic: What do you know! Nerd Boy's alive after all!

Sonic: Manic!

There was then a crash at the other side. A few moments later, there was a shout sounding familiar.

Voice: NOOOOOOO!!!

Nic: That's Charmy's voice. I think I have a bad feeling about this.

Familiar voice: You're not just having a bad feeling, Princess Nicollete!

Nic gulps & turns around. There at the side was Batula in his bat form, smirking at them.

Boss: What the hell!?

Batula: Servants, attack!

The bats behind swoop down & grabbed many soldiers, both injured & uninjured, including Sonic, Manic, the sarge, and Dingo.

Dingo: AHH! Let me go! Let me go!

Sonic: Get away from us, bats!

But they were too late, many of them were already up in the air as Dingo dropped his cross to Sleet.

Dingo: Sleet, take it! Find Nack & help us before we're vampire food!

Batula: Sonic Underground Comrades, if you vant to see any of zem alive, fight me and my vampires, (smirks) ve'll be vaiting in Mobitransylvania.

It was then a pink bat carrying an unconscious Rodent with four others carrying Espio, Mighty, Lupe, and Berri came to him.

Batula: Ah, Sonia, thank you for finding zem for me.

Sonic & Manic: (shocked) Sonia!?

Sonia: Hello, brothers.

Batula: Oh, I forgot to mention about your sister being my slave. She'll be Rouge's bride's maid.

It was then he remembered what Rouge had told him before Conker & the others' arrival.

Rouge: (from Batula's memory) I'll be waiting, so don't be late, Batula.

Batula: (sighs) I vill take care of ze others later. Right now I must go to my castle. (to the other bats) Follow me & don't drop any of your victims!

Bats: Yes sir!

The bats with their victims then carried their victims away from Amy & the remaining bounty hunters as Amy looked angrily at Batula.

Amy: Nobody takes Sonic away, and you will pay, Count Batula, you will pay!

End of Part 9 of Conker's Bad Fur Day~Sonic Underground Style

Sonic Underground Season 2: Conker's Bad Fur Day~Sonic Underground Style Part 10 Plot: It's the episode you've all been waiting for. After fighting through many undead zombies, Nack & his crew find not only Sleuth & Drago, but also Rouge and most of the SU. Nack would hold the 'honor' of fighting for Rouge's safety, plus there would be a flashback part where Nack remembers himself having a crush on her the first time without knowing it. Anyway, Nack & Batula will start the fight for not only all of Mobius' fate, but also Rouge's fate. Who will win, Nack or Batula? Find out in Episode 14: Nack vs Batula.

*It's a Mobius version & a parody of the Matrix.