Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Sonic XXX Festival ❯ --Story one: What is it, Sonic?-- ( Chapter 1 )

Sonic XXX Festival by --------------------------

*Note: I have no shame in anything that I do or try when it comes to this tale, for it is simply experiment and does not reflect my way of life. This fic is pure parody only. All comments, negative, positive, and neutral, are very accepted. Please, do not imitate these characters in your own life; it may just be illegal. If you do something illegal that's featured in this fic, I remove myself from all responsibility of your wrongdoings. If it's not illegal, still keep me out of it. MSTings are welcomed.

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It was another day at the Thorndyke estate, and Christoper arrived home from school with his friend, Danny. They entered the huge foyer of his home and dropped their book bags on the floor in a sloppy manner that children of their age would. They ran into the kitchen and grabbed a snack that Ella, the balantly Hispanic maid, had prepared for them. "Ok, c'mon, Danny," said Chris. "I got somethin' to show you in my room."

The two boys ran to Chris's large bedroom which was filled with so many toys and gadgets; the amount was something most children could only dream of. "What didja want to show me, Chris?" Danny asked, taking a seat on his friend's bed. Christopher smiled and dug through his toy chest below the open window, looking for his object of attention. Just then, a swift breeze entered the room, startling Danny. "It wasn't that windy out earlier!" Danny exclaimed.

"Huh?" Chris looked at his friend quite unfazed by the change of weather. "Oh, it's just Sonic," he said lightheartedly as he looked over his shoulder and waved to the blue hedgehog. Sonic had taken to leaning against the bedroom wall adjacent from Chris and Danny.

"Hey, 'sup guys?" Sonic asked and winked. He went over to Chris to peek over his shoulder and see what the boy was trying to comb up from the box. It was when Chris stood and turned around that he showed Danny and Sonic a long, rectangle-shaped box with a peculiar looking item on it. Danny's face was stricken with confusion, while Sonic was utterly shocked.

"I found it in Amy's room!" Chris said as if he'd hit the jackpot. "I was helping her clean up, and I asked if I could have it," the boy took out of the box a phallic-shaped plastic device and pressed the little switch. The thing vibrated. "I wonder what it is?" Chris said.

"GIVE ME THAT!!" Shouted Sonic, leaping up and snatching the vibrator out of Chris's hand. "You guys have no business with toys like this!" he said, waving the still pulsating phallus in each of their general direction. "... neither does Amy, for that matter!" Sonic went over to the window and flung the toy outdoors twoards the pool where Mr. Tanaka, the Thorndyke's major domo, just happened to be taking a break at. The device landed right into his drink.

"Sonic! Why'd you do that??" whined Chris. "How come we can't have it??"

"I don't even know what it is..." muttered Danny.

"It's a vibrator! You stick it in your hole and you turn it on!" Sonic shouted. He didn't know the reason behind his shouting, really. Perhaps he was still perplexed at the idea of Amy having one. What if he was overreacting, and it was just a muscle massager? Upon examination of the box's labeling, Sonic's hypothesis was proven wrong. His cheeks were red out of disgust and envy.

"What hole?"

Danny's voice bought Sonic back-to-focus with the current situation. He really didn't want to explain these things to the boys. He thought they'd figure it out on their own... eventually. But no, he already flung it out the window; that would be an odd image to grace the boy's lives. He may was well go ahead and tell them. Sonic leapt onto the windowsill and closed the shutters and blinds. Then, he took a seat and leaned against the window's eaves. "Alright, you two," said Sonic. "When I mean your hole, I mean, this--~"

Sonic stood, bent down, lifted his tail, and pointed right to his asshole. He thought he'd use himself as an example, and not get too into detail about the girl's side of it.. yet.

"Whoha!" Danny said. "Dude, that thing looks weird!"

"Gee, uh... Sonic; that was pretty blunt there..." muttered Chris as he rubbed the back of his neck and looked at Sonic's display half confused and disgusted. Sonic kept prattling on and on about what to do with it, eventually spreading open his anus a little wide, which just further traumatized Danny and Chris more.

"I think I've seen enough," Danny said with his voice trembling. He kept glancing at the door, oh the holy exit to the bedroom door. He do badly wanted to leave, along with Chris. Rodentia ass wasn't much of a crowd pleaser, apparently.

Sonic was a lot less shy about the whole thing. The reaction from Chris and Danny excited the crazy hedgehog. "Hey, guys! I've got an idea!" he said. "Why don't you see how it feels on the inside??"

"Wh-what's that have to do with anything, Sonic??" Chris protested. "That's gross! Stop doing that!"

"Plot contrivance, my good man!" Sonic said while wagging his little blue tail and slapping his asscheek-like area. "This fic's gotta go downhill somewhere. Now, don't be shy! I won't bite! I promise!"

"Please, Sonic..." Danny added to Chris's pleading. "This is gross."

Sonic cackled at their disapproval. "Nah-uh! C'mere! Just stick your tongue in my ass--"

Chris's bedroom door opened, and a sweet little voice rang out into the air. "Guys, time for sup--" said poor little Creme, who had to be exposed to Sonic's orifice. Sonic didn't see her; he was still trying to coax the two human boys into pleasing him.

"Sonic??" Amy called and ran into the room with Tails. "We're having--" Amy froze in her tracks before letting out the loudest and most painful shriek one could imagine. Sonic jerked his head around and saw the girl, who stormed right out of the room when he tried to explain himself.

"Amy! This isn't what you think it is!!" Sonic, of course, ran after Amy. And, dear readers, poor Sonic would not be joining the Thorndykes for supper for a little while. Now, he has a court case of "indecent exsposure" on his hands.

More to come; worse to get...