Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ TAILS BECOMES A DAD ❯ Sonic Get's Some ( Chapter 8 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

(A/N: I don't own Hilary Duff but fuck the bitch anyway, or Steve Urkel, Tony and Bleu I do own)

After wards the girls decided to go shopping Shadow just had a hard look as the couples kept walking they saw posters of Crazy Click with world leaders says "say no to bubble gum pop say YES to Drugs and Alcohol." Shadow just nodded his head after he saw a classic picture of Sonic smoking a joint over it says "Sonic says say (no crossed out) yes to drugs!! Tails just giggles till he sees a pic of his younger self throwing a peace sigh with a joint in his hand that says "purple haze in my lungs"

"God damnit!!" hissed the fox "those lunatics are making us look like dope fiends" Amy replies "Knuckles should be up there not us" "Your not there Ames" smirked Shadow "waaaaahhh!!!!" She started crying now I'm not good enough to look bad "waaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!" "Thanks a lot you dip shit you made her cry!!!"

Tails now pissed off as he hugged Amy "there, there I'll make sure they make you look like a dope fiend" after he said that she stopped. As they continue walking they see other posters one even makes Tails shed tears it shows him and Cosmo while he's smoking a joint Amy confronts him a while as the others look sad, after they continue they find a music shop.

Mean while back at Tails House Knuckles now somewhat sober gets dressed and leaves while Chris is still detoxing "Damn it's like were living in the 80's with all the drug use around here" snapped Rouge as she sees Sonic just sitting there depressed mouth bandaged and wearing an I.V. she says "this bullet proof vest is heavy and it makes me look fat as she(lemon coming up) removes her heart shaped top to reveal a pair of nice 12 D cup tits Sonic is just staring there in awe as she pulls down her boots and takes her jump suit off she smiles "look no underwear" as she starts fingering herself Sonic now getting a boner he takes off his pants and pulls out a condom (safe sex or no sex) she smiles as she begins to suck his cock nicely he looks happy with is eyes as she fingers herself after a few min she stops

"be right back" she runs to the bathroom and runs back with a white odd looking orb and smashes it near Sonic, and all of a sudden his mouth heals as he removes the wrapping a bright light comes out of his mouth his teeth are extremely bright so he closes his mouth and cocks a closed mouth cocky grin as he gets down and starts to eat her out she moans in pleasure "oh Sonic you better than Tails" Sonic looks up but ignores her and finishes the job after wards she lifts him up plow-driver style and sucks his cock as he eats her pussy upside down after about an hour he gets put down and puts on the condom. As he puts it on he begins to penetrate her loose snatch as she moans Chris screams, "hey I'm trying to withdraw in peace!!!"

He continues to hump the horny bat, she is loose but to him it's the greatest sex he eve had well it's the only sex he ever had (yes Sonic is a virgin) after a while she tells him "if you want a virgin my ass is available" Sonic smiles but his teeth are bright Rouge almost is blind "keep your mouth shut I don't want to be blind as a bat damnit!!" "You are a bat" smirked Sonic "oh shut up and fuck me!!!" As Sonic spreads those ass cheeks he begins to lick her ass-hole (tossing salad) trying to loosen it up. She squeals in pleasure after a while he smacks her ass and begins to penetrate her tightness he does with most difficulty as she screams, "fuck me you little blue bitch" he inserts it in at full force as he removes it he inserts it again and again as she screams louder till a white discharge comes out "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" she screams as she has an anal orgasm he continues to ass fuck her after a while he removes it and blast his load all over her back and wings as well as her hole.

She then says "you forgot one thing" as she fondles her tits as Sonic starts to nibble on her tits he sticks his dick in the middle as he begins to titti fuck her, after 45 min he shoots a load All over her chest and mouth as his now sore limp dick goes back in he quickly gets his pants back on.

"Hey wait get me a towel" "oh sorry" he dashes off and hands her one as she wipes his man (hedgehog juice) off her body and heads for the shower after 15 min Sonic is grinning the look of I had sex on his cocky face Rouge comes out drying her self off "what I don't want to smell like sex, but you're the best" she smiles as she kisses him she quickly gets dressed as Chris comes out "man my van is messed up I need some money for the train."

They both look at him "hey I don't care if you 2 fuck just let me be" Sonic hands him a 20 as he says, "thanks" and leaves. After he leaves he sees the van "oh fuck" he whines as he heads out he sees a coroners van he has an evil look as he heads into the jungle. He sees an undertaker (not the wrestler) loading Big into a body bag as he removes a black zip lock bag and some tongs "poor little guy fat bastard squashed you" he picks up Froggie and puts the flattened amphibian into the black zip lock bag the undertake sees Chris “are you family”

"yes I'm his second cousin" Chris said (lying his ass off) "well don't just stand there help me load his carcass in here" so Chris helps him load big body in the van while they undertaker says take what you want since no one will claim it, just come down to I.D. the body when your ready" after wards the van drives off and Chris runs to find all the dope he can find(you may blast me only for making Chris a dope fiend and killing off his parents) he finds some codeine and other drugs and some valuable items and takes them and heads to the train station.

Sonic is about to leave "I need to rob the jewelry store and tell them make me a grill" he says to Rouge as he removes the I.V.

"Your not Boss Hogg your a hedgehog" Sonic gives here sad look and leaves he arrives at the Dr's and tells him "why are my teeth so damn white”

well the bleach cleaned them" he smiled here you will need these he hands him a box Sonic opens the box and it reveals a pair of `grillz' they are rose gold with diamonds and sapphires as he puts them in he smiles showing off his mouth bling "you will be protected from fights and you wont blind people I knew you would heal fast your are Sonic The Hedgehog" smiled the Dr .

"Thanks doc" as Sonic leaves.

Meanwhile Shadow and the others are at the music store of course most posters are written on Tails laughs his ass off when he see 50 cent dressed like a woman Shadow responds "that's just sad" when a tall guy wearing a Puerto Rican t-shirt and red timberland boots with saggy black pants and black base ball cap comes in "man that nut case thinks he can fuck around with peoples posters well he better keep that vest on."

"You know him" asks Amy. "Yeah I remember when he first started fighting Hilary duff, she thinks she's better than Michelle Branch and her fans were real pissed off Thomas just had to join and the war was on it was so bad people started forming clicks."

"After a while he made mix tapes dissing her and her song writers as well as her family nah mean." "Damn so how did Crazy Thomas get Diplomatic Immunity" asks Tails. "Well he only claimed it to show off then he was dumb and got shot saving the president's life a few years back after he woke up the president gave him one wish and he became a diplomat but that just made things worse, he now shows off and boy he really pissed off people him and his click nah mean."

“The real reason he got it cuz he was sacred of the law and he could easily get sued or put back in jail, he served time once and after he got out he boasted he was some kind of thug."

"So why did he got to jail" asks Cream "for being stupid some girl gives him a forged check and he goes ahead and tries cash it, he gets locked up and after trial he goes off and tries to sue the bank teller for ratting him out he only gets humiliated in court so he slashes the tires then after he gets diplomatic immunity he and his click jump the poor bastard."

The all say "damn!" "I know it was fucked up he got arrested but he went all out on that one guy, plus he humiliated teachers and cost 3 of them their jobs." Amy just nods her head.

When Hilary Duff with 2 450 pound body guards shows up "tee hee where your bitch Crazy Thomas, Sandy's hubby"

"Look child I have no time for this I came to get a few CD's a'ite I have now time for bullshit!"

“gee your cranky did C.T. forget to swallow again? Tee hee" the guy just ignores her. Then he just walks away "like how dare you disrespect me like this Tony" she screams he ignores her gets the music he wants and pays for it

"yo when C.T. finds out your in some shit bitch" and leaves. Cream is giggling at her as she turns around "look your too young to understand this but C.T. is a loser who tries to look good by signing anybody he can and helping out the needy fuck him and his click!!"

Amy's eyes light up "I could be a pop star" "yeah a real looser tee hee, you don't have it in you to be a pop star and if you think C.T. will sigh you ha he ain't as dumb as he acts, he's less stupid than a fox"

she winks at Tails Shadow and Cream holds them back. She then hands some posters to the clerk and says "if C.T. is at Club Rouge I will be like so ready" as she and her goons leave.

"Ohhhh that bitch screams Amy what give me 1 min with her!!!!!" "Calm down Amy" says Tails "look were here to get music so lets get music forget about her she's a bitch."

They shop around as the clerk begins to rip up the posters "lousy crap it only is good for burning" says the clerk as they finish Tails gets Slim Thug Shadow gets some Rob Zombie Amy gets Sweat by Nelly Cream gets Suit by Nelly after ward they head out. "We need to go shopping" says Amy I'm thirsty says Tails as he heads into a 98+ store (fake 99 cent store) he gets a soda Amy a pair of white underwear a s he pays she tells him in his ear "come with me to the alley." He does as she removes her old ones and changes them the young kit watches as she changes them the old one she tosses in a trash bin you know you should be on guard not watching me."

"sorry" after ward they come out Rouge told me her cousin has a shop a few blocks from here lets check it out but be warned it's not cheap." Said Shadow (an O/C Bleu the bat Rouge's Cousin she makes her first appearance in `Death Of The Guardian'). “That's ok” smiles Tails as he pulls out a fake credit card that says Foxy Express on it

"hey it's like American Express only for dirty rich and foxes" he winked ash they walk

They run into Sonic now flashing his new grill. "So guys you like it?" "Ummm yeah" says Tails "I need more gold" he smirks as they continue now a fifth wheel he doesn't seem to mind "we plan to go shopping" says Amy "that's nice" he smirked "As long as I get the gold that's nice" they all look at him as they approach a small fashion place a white bat with tan skin and short white hair like Rouge wearing a short aqua skirt and top with simple white boots "Rouge" says Sonic "no, no, no I'm Bleu The Bat her cousin" she said in a soft French tone. “Oh hello Renard” she says to Tails as she pecks him on the cheek

“So who wants to look fancy first?" "Ladies first so you go Shadow" smirked Sonic "Grrrrrrrrrr!!!" "Call me that again you will have false teeth!!!" "Right this way mon ami(my friend)" smiled the bat as she dragged him away

(A/N: there are French saying and yes I will translate them God bless google translator)

Shadow comes out wearing (Shadow go easy on me) a sequin out fit with fake rings on every finger (Liberace)"do you like my rings" he said very sissified waving his hands around. "What the fuck is that you look like a gay Liberace" Sonic snapped.

"Liberace was gay one denied it to the death in 1987 of AIDS and other illnesses" said Tails "shut up" hissed Sonic Shadow turns around and heads back He later come back in a small cowboy hat and cowboy outfit with guns on his hips Sonic grabs a gun and fires it as a flag that says "Bang!" comes out Shadow leaves, comes back with some pants that comes to his chest plaid shirt with pens in the top and coke bottle glasses with sandal shoes and longs socks (Steve Urkel) "Oh hell no" snapped Sonic "not that guy"

(A/N: Steve Urkle played the voice in the original Sonic on AoSTH and SatAm also in the movie I think )

when Steve Urkle showed up "hey not bad he,he,he oink, oink!!" "Go home Steve" said Sonic "but I just got here ", "go home Steve" "but I need.." "Go home go home go home!!!!"

Every one says at once pointing left "I don't have to take this I'm going home!" as he leaves he trips over Tails, tails and falls down hard "help I fallen and I can't get up!!!" he screams Sonic now annoyed helps him up and he falls again landing on a mannequin that falls apart Steve looks dumb and says "Did I do that?" "Scram!!!!" yells Sonic as the nerd runs off with his tail between his legs Shadow just responds "I like cheese" and heads back.

(A/N:I had to add the nerd comedy relief)

Shadow comes out this time wearing a raspberry suit 2 piece with black shirt and dress shoes "looking good" smiles Cream "bleh" says Sonic as he closes his eyes and sticks out his tongue.

Sonic heads back there and after 15 min he is all blinged out in rose gold and rocks as he says "with so many rocks in my chain and watch I know in the shit I need toilet paper" "Your not Young Jeezy" snaps Amy as Sonic crosses his arm pouting "be back soon" Tails says as he kisses Amy and dashes off after 5 min he comes out wearing a cream 2 piece with blue shirt and blue shoes "wow you look nice" says Amy "well at least one of us has a taste in fashion" as he looks at Sonic and Shadow. Shadow ignores him Sonic just grins flashing his grill.

Amy and Cream head in together (sorry no girl on girl action yet) 20min later they come out only to see Tails puffing a cigar and Shadow drinking a bottle of Vodka Sonic just standing there smiling

(flash back) 20 min ago Shadow and tails are getting bored so they head to a liquor store Tails gets a Philly Blunt and Shadow a fifth of Takka (end flash back).

Amy wearing a plaid red skirt and white blouse (Schoolgirl look) with simple white socks and a pair of autographed Hurricane shoes (it's not a shoe it's my shoe! well you know what I mean)

Cream wearing a pale blue shirt platform dress shoes and Khaki Capri's "Dammmmmnnnnnnnnnn" they guys say all at once after wards Bleu says "since your friends of Rouge you get a discount" how much smiles Tails as he removes a credit card American Express Black Foxy Edition (it's fake) "oh very good choice Renard"(fox)that will be 500.00 every one's jaw drops Sonic's makes a "thud" because of the grill as Tails let's her slid it and signs the paper they leave an to do something else…

(A/N: please review my naughty little donkeys {cracks whip})