Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ TAILS BECOMES A DAD ❯ You Can Find Me In The Club ( Chapter 12 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: DIPLOMATIC_FOX
They go to the club and have a good time as well as find out Knuckles is a Rasta singer...

Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.22.2006 | Updated On: 05.10.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.8K | Visits: 723 | Status: Completed

Later that night the gang got to a long line trying to get into Club Rouge, "we been here over an hour" complained Amy "lets just go and have Omega let us in" "hell no" interrupted Shadow "just sneak in the back door like we always said Tails." "Yeah" said Cream as they see some rodeos bring in equipment they made their move and were in but as they got in a guard stops them and says "you have passes" Shadow shows him the flyer and said "Big Bo sent us" the guard asks for their hands Shadow gives his first as the guard pulls out a stamp and "stamps" Shadows hand.
 
"Ow!!! What the hell was that for?!?" Shadow snapped. As Amy was getting hers she let out as yelp as well as Cream and Tails well the guard said
 
"now you can come and go as you please that dumb guard forgot to stamp you and I guess you had to get in thru the back well next time if he forgets just let one of us know and we'll stamp you." Well thankx said Shadow not happy rubbing his hand. As they went to bar to get a few drinks the bartender said "20 drink minimum" as Amy and Cream pulled out there ID's (you have to be at least 10 to drink I am evil)
 
Just then some white cat came out and said "heeeelllllllloooooo Club Rouge we welcome our firs artist coming all the way from South Jamaica on the east side of Station Square K.T. Echidna" as they saw Knuckles come out dressed in Rastafari wear with 2 Jamaicans and some other reggae singers smoking a large join he started singing in gibberish as people started dancing freaky to reggae beats. As all of them said at once "what the fuck????" afterwards they order drinks Shadow said "grey goose double" Tails said "peppermint snaps" Cream just had a regular beer. Amy had an apple martini After they finished they went to the dance floor as knuckles saw them he pointed to them and said "get busy you guys get freaky mon!!!"
 
(AN: a song we wrote me and my click well Knuckles is a Rasta so this wasn't easy so no fire crap or American Idol bull shit) {THE SONG IN ALL ITS GLORY} (FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON . FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
I SMOKE MY SHIT I'M A GUARDIAN OF THE OPIUM DEN YOU CAN FUCK ME WHEN AFTER I SMOKE OPIUM!!
 
PON THE RIVEN PON DE POD WE CAN FUCK ALL NIGHT AFTER SMOKING GANGA MON!
 
THEY CALL ME KNUCKLES BECAUSE I LOVE SMOKING DOPE AND SCUFFELS!! JUST LIKE SONC I'm COCKY AND SMOKE WITH THE RUFFELES..
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON . FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON .
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON .
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
SMOKING MY GANGA FUCKING ALL NIGHT THEY SAY IM CRAZY BUT I'M ALL RIGHT C.T. CLAAIMES ME HE SIGNED ME I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!
 
I RESPRENT MY PEEPZ EVERY WHERE SHOUT OUT TO SONIC YOUR TOO COCKY TO SMOKE MY CRONIC!! ITS BUBONIC I SMOKE FASTER THAN SUPER SONIC..
 
TAILS THE FOX YOU DATING AMY SO YOU MUST ME SMOKING ROCKS DON'T BLAME ME I COME FROM THE CLICK WITH DIPLOMATICH IMMUNITY
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON .
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON .
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON .
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
THIS GOES TO OUT TO ALL MY SMOKERS AND JOKERS I SI OUT REMEMBER TO BUY MY ALBUM K.T. ECHIDNA MASTER GUARDIAN OF THE DOPE GAME!! IN STORES **/**/2006!!
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON .
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON
 
FUCK DE RIVER FUCK DE POND FUCK WERE YOU LIKE BUT NOT WIT ME GANGA MON AS IT FADES OUT ..)
 
As Amy jumped on Tails like they were humping and started dancing nasty Cream and Shadow followed as soon as Knuckles finished and started singing some thing real nasty
 
(trust me it ain't worth typing but if you e-mail me I will gladly send you the lyrics) As Amy and Tails are getting freaky, she was on him in a humping style as was Cream and Shadow. Then as Knuckles was almost finished singing he was pointing to people yelling "get nasty mon, come on mon get real nasty!!!"
 
He was pointing to a couple having sex in the middle of the dance floor (no its) x-rated or at least NC-17 so if you not into kinky shit I advise you to leave now if your under 17 your parents should get a cyber nanny)
 
As they were dancing Tails was showing off by break dancing with his tails and doing all sorts of back flips with Shadow on his shoulders. Amy and Cream soon followed as all four were getting real crazy and wild. Tails was flipping off walls Shadow teleporting left and right as Amy and Cream doing flips in the air."Man this so some crazy shit" one guy said.
 
Amy was now on top of Tails her skirt was down everyone could see her underwear but she was half drunk and didn't care as he was holding him by the neck as if she was going to do a hurcanrana as Tails nibbles her tail in a sexual way…. He then grabbed her waist with his tails and grabbed her shiny pink tail pulled it between her legs and stated to move it like he was jacking off!!! She then rotated around Frenched him then he held her upside down as if her were giving her a plow driver. Of course Shadow saw this as competition so he had Cream fly him up as he was rotating in a circle with Cream like a tornado Tails them followed and they all held hands and spun high to the ceiling and landed gracefully as Knuckles was finished singing pointing to them saying "you be doing some crazy shit mon getting reeal nasty with that girl mon you win!!!"
 
As a bouncer gave Tails and Amy a trophy of 2 people having sex they posed for a photo As for Shadow he won the crazy dancer trophy with Cream.
 
They went back to the bar as the bartender asked "where did they learn to get that crazy" they just nodded,"4 red bulls and vodka please" Shadow asked as a D.J. came out he was some young Siamese cat wearing a leather jacket and blue jeans white shirt and dress shoes black. that said "real men drink vodka!!"
 
"Yo yo yo!!!,This is D.J. hip cat coming to you live from Club Rouge where Crazy Thomas and his band of loonies are going to perform live!!!" "Yes C.T. got diplomatic immunity so he isn't going to be warned by the dept of mental health but I could loose my job since this is live but I don't give a fuck!!!" Everybody starts cheering shouting C.T.!!!!C.T.!!!C.T!!!! When an announcer comes out with 2 girls (Neleah and Alyssa) yes you have been patient so here they is the cr-cr-cr-cr Crazy Click!!!!! C-UNIT!!!!! (AN:This is where I make my grand entrance yes not my real self but my alter ego he only comes out when I forget to take my vicoden and I didn't take it yet so here we go)