Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ TAILS BECOMES A DAD ❯ Cosmo's message ( Chapter 17 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

(A/N:Cosmo is in this part too, I only own Randy and Lunar + click )

Tails gets the tapes and inserts one in the VCR.

As The TV glares a young alien plant shows up "hello if you are not Miles Prowler then please turn this off and respectively give it to him, if you are him please insert tape 2."

The tape goes blank then a porno of Tails and Cosmo goes on. Tails starts blushing. As he removes the tape "now how did that get in there" he thinks as Lunar smirks.

Tails inserts tape 2 "hello Tails" Cosmo stands there as there are 2 large plant like bulbs behind her I know I'm not with you now but these are your children, Tails almost faints "yes they will be born soon I left them with your cousin I trust him and you do as well don't worry I will return soon I am not completely dead as long as one seed lives I am alive only in plant form but don't cry for me I will return soon" Tears filled her eyes, " I love you Miles Prowler and always will please don't do anything stupid and orphan the seedlings please wait till I return I love you and always will!"

The tape goes blank and Eggman is there having sex with Rouge as Tails now sick, he smashes the VCR with his fist.

"Hey I was watching that" snapped Lunar. "Ouch he hissed clenching his ribs" “shit that hurt” as he fell to he ground sobbing not from the pain in his side but the pain in his heart

"Cosmo why didn't she tell me she was pregnant?"

Lunar touched Tails shoulder and told him "we would all be dead of not for her she did love you if it weren't for here stupid relative Lucas she would still be here, I feel you pain."

Lunar took Tails to the 3rd floor of the basement and showed him where the capsule was Tails touched it and 2 large bulbs opened with it they were growing some thing so Tails moved it outside to more sunlight and better environment since it was the jungle or near the jungle.

Lunar taped the area like a crime scene so no one would bother the plants. They both went in side Tails now shocked he would soon be a dad was knocked back into reality by a smack up side the head Lunar said "that's what you get for being rescued by a girl!"

Tails now annoyed grabs a heal unit smashes it over him self and his ribs are healed as he walks out side and says “bring it!"

Lunar starts singing taunting Tails "Miles was rescued by a girl!!!- Miles was rescued by a girl!!! Tails now pissed, bum rushed Lunar to the ground. Lunar just smiles says "is your girlfriend going to save you now?" as Tails is flipped over they being to wrestle.

Knuckles now wearing a white turban and all white (Moslem like out fit) carrying a bag of incense smoking a blunt smelling like a Mosk also wearing a gold star of David around his neck and a lion of Judah arm band on one arm (left) ask in that fake accent" why the brothers be fighting?" “you should love each other."

"Tough love" said Lunar as he's holding down Tails by his head as he's on one knee. He pulls out his wallet and show Tails baby photo. . Awwww what cute little pup Tails now mad uses his tails to over power Lunar as lock him in a Boston crab (walls of Jericho) as Lunar is about to give in he says you "were saved by a girl." Tails distraught loosens the hold as Lunar reverses and gets free.

Tails has now been annoyed and is real pissed off as he turns dark his eyes turn completely white he now had lighting in his body as he gives Lunar an uppercut over his good eye Lunar crashes back as he lands into a tree "damn I left my scanner at Amy's" he thinks to himself As Tails calms down he goes to help Lunar up Lunar knows Tails true power is unleashed as he is getting up he says "you were saved by a girl!"

Tails flips him on the ground so hard he leaves a dent in it as Lunar is now seeing stars. Tails now confronts Knuckles "why didn't you help me at the club huh??"

"Sorry ok I didn't know the bitch brigade were going to show up." "You liar you were too busy getting wasted you punk ass echidna!!!"

As they begin to argue Amy and Rouge show up Lunar is getting up and bites Tails tail Tails jumps up yelping (yipe!!! yipe!!! yipe!!!!)"You fuck head!!!" "What the fuck was that for?!" yelled Tails,Lunar said "I told ya I'm half fox, being a half breed is very beneficial plus were even." Tails hisses as he rubs his tail. "You left this", Amy tosses the scanner and Lunar puts it on Rouge look at Knuckles and says "praise Ali Babbas bin Achmed"

Knuckles just gives her a dirty look. "Tails the blond girl was Molly she's our sister now” Amy said hugging him.

Tails didn't care to much since he's still in pain after Lunar bit him Amy hands him a bag as Knuckles looks on eagerly as if Tails will give him some.

"No Knux my pills I need them" hisses Tails Knuckles puts on a sad puppy dog look "no Knuckles" snapped Tails as Knuckles pleaded some more "no Knuckles you're a bad Knuckles!!!"

he screamed Knuckles just stood there arms crossed pouting. Just then every one saw Sonic running form and 18 wheeler.

(Flash back at the arcade C.T. and co see Sonic burning out the machine "so let's wager" Smiles McDog "that's the echidna's partner" " your on" smiled ImIrish "let me guess can he out run a truck that is being driven by a drunk drive" smiled Alyssa "damn right mate" after the machine burned out Neleah approached Sonic

"my click thinks your slow" "ha they are fools to say that" smirked Sonic. "You know a Knuckles The Echidna?"

"yeah why" because he's in out click." "Let me guess C-Unit" "yep" she smiled "by the way the names Neleah.”

"I'm Sonic The Hedgehog he smirked when C.T. now a little waited storms in with a bottle of Wild Irish Rose "yep I bet you 100$ I can run you over non fatality slo, slo poke", "your on nut case" smirked Sonic (end Flash back)

(Sonic Adventure 2 battle) as they see Crazy Thomas driving (yes you guessed it) drunk hootin and hollering. As Sonic was near the workshop/house he gets run over as Amy screams. "Sonic!!!" he comes out unharmed but his ego. It was the same G.U.N. truck from SA2B only it had diplomatic plates that said "C-UNIT#1" candy paint blue and spinning rims as C.T. got out he started boasting "Sonic is slow and he got his ass run over"

Amy now pissed off pulled out her piko-piko hammer and started chasing C.T. around yelling profanities (you fucker trying to kill my Sonic come back here you bastard!!!)

C.T. yelled back " its cuz I'm black huh however I have diplomatic immunity!!"

Tails just looks on in utter shock "and she wants a record deal"

After a while she gives up C.T. still running crashes in a pissed off Randy"Dandy Boy" Bullock a half black, half Irish, cocky guy with a gap tooth smile tall and skinny wearing a blue suit you only get from a swap meet, this guy is also the clicks agent and was Chris's moms agent as well as promoter and Tails temp agent

(A/N: my closest friend he wanted to be a villain so I made him one he is in it later plus he's more cocky in real life than he acts in this story)

"What were you doing trashing that club!!' he yelled "I-I-" "silence!!" snapped Randy you not only almost get yourself killed you endangered others and ruined a government club!!!" he pointed to Rouge, "what to you have to say?”"s-s-" "silence!!!" you only speak when spoken to!!!" Randy now real angry looks at Tails why did you help him?" "Beca." "Silence!!!" you helped him because

(a your stupid and you want to lessen you chances against The Undertaker, "and his girl friend saved him" interrupted Lunar "Silence!!" yelled Randy..

("b, because you want to impress a girl" he gives Amy a hard stare

("c, because you had to go clubbing" "The answer is (d. smirked C.T." "Silence!!!" "There are only 3 reasons"

" no because he wanted to leave and was jumped!!!" "I said silence!!! Little boy!!" C.T. now fed up is about to speak "look boy don't call me" "silence did I say you can speak and don't you call me boy I'm a man you call me man or daddy!!!"

“I can call you what I want” "Sure looks like a boy" said Rouge "Silence" said the boy, Now C.T. is now mad and starts yelling "listen you shut the fuck and listen son!! I'm your daddy I raised you as my own!!!!!" “Hilary duff crashed my show Tails was attacked and Amy helped him it was fight or flight reaction so technically she didn't know!!!"

“The club was trashed and your grandpa said the insurance would pay as for repaying the insurance Hilary Duff can do that!!!!!!" "I don't take crap from world leaders and I sure as hell don't take crap form you!!!" Randy now annoyed "y-y-your fired!!" "You can't fire me because I quit!!!" Now C.T. looks dumb.

"God damnit you can't fire me but I sure as hell can fire you!!" "You can't" Silence!! Hissed C.T. "fire me I have a wife and kid" "sorry your right and left hands don't count on tax forms they are for filling them out also signing you county check!!" every one starts ooooooooooooing

"damn you told that boy off" smiled Rouge. "Silence" he hissed "no one makes a fool out of me not a even a little boy who wets the bed and uses a Barney night light!!" "Oh yeah well at least I don't take steroids and still look like a girly man" "I have asthma little boy!!" "Plus at least I don't look like a girl!!"

As C.T. is flapping his lips while he speaks "stop that!!!" "gee I guess some one had their period early" smiled Rouge "That's enough!!" "Yeah well I wasn't born a girl!!" "G-g-get out of my house!!!"

"We are in the middle of the Mystic Ruins and we are near the jungle little boy!! "W-w-well get out of my jungle!!!"

"This ain't your jungle you dip shit" hissed ImIrish "Silence" he hissed As ImIrish pulls out a gun McDog stopped him "hey now we don't need any Irish on Irish Crime now mate." Randy just muttered, "you got problems!"

C.T. now breathing Heavy pulls out a 40 oz of Colt 45and starts drinking as Randy says "see you have a drinking problem you need help!" C.T. flicks him off as he says "real men drink malt liquor" they conform them self face to face as Lunar grabs them each by the throat holding them up saying "you 2 buffoons are going to make up now!!! So shake hands and be friends and don't every cut my friends or me off again!!” “You idiots are giving me a fucking headache!" His scanner now active and reading them both. "Now shake hands!!" as they shake hands he drops them both as they are breathing heavy ImIrish and McDog along side Ozza come out of the truck David is asleep as for the girls Alyssa and Neleah they took off to get stuff (party favors) "Damn yo this is the shit for a party" said McDog. "Fine lets set up camp in the jungle" said ImIrish as Randy left for the train station cussing and mumbling C.T. goes back to the truck and pulls out SA2B special edition disc hands it to Tails, Tails takes it inside and hooks up the GameCube new pearl blue edition very rare also plays DVDs, CDs minidisks and mp3's.. As Tails invitesevery one in and hooks it up Sonic starts boasting how he will kick everyone's ass! "Lets bet" said C.T and everyone is pulling out money 20$ each that's 200$ since Chris is gone Shadow and Cream are asleep Molly is gone.

McDog calls up Big Bo and some guy named Smiley 10 minuets later the show up Big Bo the guy that invited Amy and Tails to the party, Smiley is his cousin they call him that cuz he had a nasty overbite that looked like he smiled a lot he fixed it now. "Time to kick ass!" snapped Tails as there was 240$ on the line!!!

Everyone drew numbers first was Sonic against C.T. (I always wanted to battle Sonic) after ward the winner would face ImIrish then Mcdog C.T. was in the lead till he faced Knuckles who easily defeated him then the Knuckle head took on Amy who beat him who took on Ozza who lost saying “Allah was mad” at him Big Bo took on Amy and won after ward he lost to

Smiley who lost to Rouge who took on Lunar who won then it was Lunar and Tails. As they played for hours the others except Amy and Sonic left.

(A/N: this in the second part of the click my click there are in it less later on please review nicely my naughty little donkeys smokes a crack pipe or was it "cracks a whip)