Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ TAILS BECOMES A DAD ❯ WECLOME TO DA JUNGLE ( Chapter 19 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

(we got fun and games!!! I just had to say that now on with the story)

[ALSO THE INTRO OF LUNA A BLIND ARTIC WOLF/FOX DONT WORRY SHE GETS HER SIGHT BACK]

As they are heading to the jungle they catch the train Shadow and Knuckles are both leaning and just standing there while Amy and Tails are making out "get a room you2" said Sonic as Rouge put her hand on his thigh Molly and Bleu are just standing there as a white(artic)wolf/fox passes by with a long blond beautiful hair in a hair style like Lunar's only nicer she's wearing a simple blue coat black pants smoky glasses and a red and white cane she's blindwith a long bushy tail with a blond tip like Lunar's one longer and nicer (another OC)with a back pack on holding some books in a strap as she is looking for a seat (you know what I mean)

she drops a book and doesn't know it till Lunar picks it up and offers her a seat, he hands her the book which has dots on it, Braille, "I believe you dropped this" she smiles at him thanking him and they start to talk "my name is Luna I am a half breed the artic tribe." Lunar is happy and he says "I am the wind tribe half breed my cousin is over there."
Luna speaks back "I know he's making out with a girl and you friend is some what annoyed, the other 2 are drunk you other lady friends are just hanging out you are going to a party?"

Lunar is surprised "how does she know this" he thinks to him self .
If you need to know how I know all is, well I see with my ears and hands and can tell many things as she pulls out a paper she wrights down a number and give it to Lunar call me some time.

Lunar just smiles and she smiles back "see you around and have fun" as she gets off.
As Sonic looks cocky Lunar says "I'm surprised getting a number was easy"

" yeah" said Shadow "like stealing candy form a crack baby" Lunar smacked him up side the head ``don't say such a cruel thing its one thing to steal but form a helpless drug addicted child is beyond monstrous!''

As they get off the train they see 2 air ships flying over the jungle flashing lights playing Big Time.(the theme from Wrestle Mania XX)

As they enter the jungle they see more lights as ImIrish is on a mixer along side shadow (David) as the truck is now a party center serving drinks and food as they begin to play the bg music from white jungle(SA2B) Rhythm and Balance ,and yes I posted they lyrics

(Oh yeah, hurry to the unexplored land,

I don't mind steep slopes or any obstacles.

Oh yeah, hurry to the unexplored land,

I'm not scared at all, are you scared of something?

Oh yeah, hurry to the unexplored land, I don't mind any walls or any obstacles.
Oh yeah, hurry to the unexplored land, I'm not scared at all, and I don't wanna hear you, I don't wanna hear you.

Shadow, don't make me upset, I don't wanna hear you. Shadow, don't make me upset, You are frightened at something.

Oh yeah, hurry to the unexplored land, I don't mind any walls or any obstacles.

Oh yeah, hurry to the unexplored land, I'm not scared at all, and I don't wanna hear you. Shadow, don't make me upset, Shadow, don't make me upset.)

As C.T comes swinging on a vine hollering like Tarzan awwwww awwwww awwww (or how ever he yells) before crashing into a tree and leaving a huge dent in it, afterwards he gets up looks around and says "that was always like that” looking rather odd

walking away the entire click is now dressed in white/green camouflage. McDog soon follows. as the party begins every one starts to dance Lunar and Molly with Bleu all at the he same time Knuckles is all gliding back and forth "exposition au loin" (show off)hissed Rouge as she and Sonic danced the night away . As Shadow and Tails did the same routine Tails knew his party days were numbered if what happens is true. (yes his kids)

C.T shows up on stage changes it to E.G.G.M.A.N

(yes I posted the lyrics I'm a nice guy like that)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, uh, yeah! Di-di-di, di-di-di, di-di-di di di di di di-no!

The story begins, with who's gonna win, Knowing the danger lies within.

Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart, Wanting to unlock the mysteries of life.

I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, with the master plan.

I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go, They're perfect in every way. I'd love to destroy the blue one you know, He's an obstacle who always gets in my way. I must play this game by my rules, I will conquer the world with my tools.

All my machines are made for destruction, I will build my empire. I will succeed, and you will see, With my machines, there is no retreat. I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I am the enemy, I will succeed, My mission, yeah, I must complete.

My name is Eggman, don't forget my name, If you ask me again, I'll show you the same! I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master plan. I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I got the master, master plan. I am the Eggman!

Day ay di-day day day dare! No, du, du, du, du, Eggman, du, so, Eggman. All right.

and remixing it to a early 90's beat as McDog goes to Knuckles saying have you seen Ozza? Ozza should be here mate" "I saw him early and man am I leaning" Knuckles starts to think and says "lets go down under" just then Ozza shows up bringing more "malt liquor chinos" as the party get more rowdy and the music gets crazier C.T. yells lets show what diplomatic immunity is all about!!" and well trash the jungle. Everyone starts to get even more loud and rowdy but mostly drunk the researches are now pissed but leave since the cops wont do anything since they have diplomatic immunity.

The party continues as they leave to Tails place to get the TV and broadcast the party world wide as people from around the world see the destruction of the Mystic Ruins a drunk cat spray painted the temple "C-UNIT DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY" and passed out when they enter and load some music from the game cube the Sonic Adventure 2 battle sound track is now screwed and chopped and everyone is now leaning and wasted trashing the place.
All hell breaks loose as people storm Tails workshop and trash it but he doesn't care. C.T. calls for a few more truck and a purple 7up truck shows up and people start hooting and hollering for the purple drink. As he hands out cups of "leen" codeine and 7up with vodka and jolly ranchers he and Knuckles start rapping to a screwed up beat(purple soda)

c.t/Bring me cup of that purple drank I want to lean 7up and codeine!!

k.t.e/ codeine,morphene, promethazine,Demerol.I got the product get me more alcohol,
We need alcohol and Buddha I got grape soda make purple soda I got codeine and a case of jolly ranchers oxcycoton makes me an oxymoron!!

c.t./use vicoden its not a sin to use opium we have diplomatic immunity we get leening and feel free I got high on my own supply. Bring me some methadone I think I see a pink mastodon!!! And were out K.T. Echidna and the Crazy Click in this bitch!!!

(A/N :yes me and Knuckles wrote an album together)

Tails and Lunar both keep an eye on the plants no one bothers them but the jungle is now becoming a landfill.

As a now drunk Sonic is having sex with Rouge in front of every body, Knuckles is drunk and passes out as it is coming to a close but C.T. orders pizza and after 35 min he starts tossing them around to every body in slow mo he tosses one to Lunar who catches it in his mouth like a dog catching a Frisbee as the others gather around him he growls and begins to eat. He tosses some more as Amy now all fucked up is lifting her skirt and flashing her tail in a sexual manner as Tails looks on dazed grabbing her with one hand and eating with the other.
It beings to rain but no ones cares and everyone still parties on in the cool rain drunk but happy .Of course the party doesn't stop there Tails house was once a nice work shop but now a sex house and boy did they trash it, the only areas safe are where Cosmo's tree is planted and the hanger.

His shop is now ruined but he doesn't care since he's so drunk and leaning Bleu now passed out hanging upside down on a tree that in now vandalizes to left of her of Knuckles now completely drunk passes out in the mud.

Molly almost stumbles as C.T. catches her and dances as Lunar now sees a keg bites into it and sprays beer every where as Shadow and Cream now both wasted as well for eating a tainted burrito as well as getting that purple drink are both running around the jungle naked eating pizza and leafs!!(oh yeah)

As Big Bo crashes a beer truck into a tree jumps out screaming "free beer!!!" every one that isn't passed out runs to it Tails runs into his house and grabs a fire hose hooks it up to the truck and sprays beer around as people and animals are running to get some."

Sonic then grabs Tails after pulling up his pants and Runs to a pump that's pouring out that purple drink as shoves a tube into his mouth and says "yop Willll leeeeeeeannnnnn!!!"

As he starts pumping Tails with that drink people start chanting "go Tails go Tails it a party get waited get waited!!!" after he's finished he stumbles around after he sees Amy playing with her tail she tries to get her up for some purple drink but Tails begins to stubbles as a now drunk Lunar helps her off the ground by her neck and drags her to the pump. As Amy is sucking it dry she passes out as people cheer her on..

Rouge goes to the beer truck stumbling almost crashing into trees or what's left of them and asks for some wine the guy just smiles and hands her a red bottle of mad dog 20/20 lased with codeine.

After she finishes it she stubbles into Tails house dragging a now fucked up blue hedgehog as she passes a passed out cream rabbit and a black and red hedgehog both butt naked. Tails now passes out with Amy skirt up as some people are taking snap shots of her now stained in mud and liquor white panties..

Lunar is just hanging in a tree passed out (don't ask how he got there). The rest are so out of it and unconscious it ends now.

The party lasts till 7am
As every one that is able to walk leaves at dawn C.T. and his click stumbled into a cave and pass out at the entrance. As a news van show up a reported comes out and ands says this is "ch15 news reporting form the party of the year in the Mystic Ruins." as the camera goes around nothing is there but a bunch trucks and trash littered the jungle as she sees our heroes all passed out and drunk.

"Total hell in the jungle. Where Crazy Thomas and his click have just trashed the jungle and left it a total mess since they have diplomatic immunity sadly they go unpunished."
The president is watching and is disgusted as he sees his agents and heroes' drunk and passed out and the click supporting it. Tom is just glad he is not there as Randy is now furious but too sleepy to go down there.

When everyone is gone about 8:48am Smiley shows up saying "I got locked up man I was locked up I just posted bail I was framed for being black!!!"

"that ain't right I missed the party man that fucked up shit man fuck you SSPD you raciest man you raciest!!!"

"well that's one angry person." Said that reporter as a new truck comes and Tom and another guy show up Tom asks "where is my son Crazy Thomas?" the reporter points to a cave and he and his accomplice enter they drag the entire click out and tosses them in the back of the truck the reporter ask "where are they going?"

Tom replies "detox" "As his lawyer he has diplomatic immunity and will discuss rebuilding the jungle at a later date."

As they drive in the sunrise she hears them "yell pipe down in there!!!" as the click is groaning and vomiting all over the place "glad I'm not there" as she walks around she sees where every body is and "says this is ch15 news reporting."

(A/N: Many people are really, really pissed off in fact a lot of people are pissed off. Yet they don't even know how it will affect them since they didn't care before and are all fucked up I won't spoil the next Ch but I will say Cr-Cr-Cr-Cr-CRAZY CLICK C-UNIT!!!!)