Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ TAILS BECOMES A DAD ❯ Lunar's Date ( Chapter 21 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
(A/N: romance between 2 OC's enjoy)
As Lunar orders some new clothes a t shirt and jeans he gets his armor and leaves 15 min later he brings a tool box and some equipment.
As Tails begins to fix the scanner he thinks about the pods and if they are ok. After a few hours his scanner working good as new but Lunar is asleep snoring along side Knuckles Sonic is just standing out side breathing the air along with Shadow. Tails just falls asleep after noon after a few hours they all leave to get a free breakfast since every one is normal just wearing street clothes blue jeans and t-shirts as they sit down and talk.
Lunar announces, "I have date I need a car" Amy says "just go across the street they have good cars." Lunar says "I want a luxury car."
"Well you need to go across town" replies Sonic. "Your scanner is working" said Tails Lunar puts it on and every this is better "thanks" he says. “Your welcome” replied Tails.
"Now I need a good restaurant to take her to any ideas?" everyone starts to think. “French” said Bleu and Rouge, Lunar looks at them and says "I ain't going to have a hangover on the first date!" their ears fold down and they pout. "Italian" said Tails"
“The burger shack!!" Snapped Sonic, "Fuck that crap African!!" said Knuckles every one looks at him..
Cream said take her the bakery Lunar just smirked "later" he said. Every one starts to argue "French, Italian, African, burgers, bakery" "Shut up!!!!!!!!" Yelled Lunar “you are fighting like children grow up shit since no one know I'll just ask Shadow!!!" Sonic just says, "yeah he'll tell you where to eat crap a soup kitchen." as he snickers. "Tails will you do the honor" Tails smacks Sonic upside the head ``ow" cried Sonic "what the fuck was that for?" “well don't say stupid thing about restaurants.” said Tails Sonic hissed as he rubbed his head
Shadow just smiled and said, "The Golden Millenium it's a nice place but very fancy and will cost you an arm and a leg to got there and its harder to get reservations. Lunar asks Rouge for her cell phone and calls the president "Mr. president I need reservations for the Golden Millenium ok thanks Mr. president yes I owe you one for this Lunar out."
As he calls up hello yes I would like reservations for 2 at 8pm sharp Lunar Prowler yes the president's left hand ok thank you." As he hangs he runs out in a hurry “shit, shit, shit!!”
As he runs out he door he goes right to a tux shop and wants to rent a black tux, as a gay sliver fox measures him the fox says “oh aren't you big and tall” very feminine after he's finished the fox runs to the back and get the suit "here try it on" as he goggles his eyes Lunar goes to try it on complaining how it itches and how his armor makes him look fat.
"Oh dear" the fox says “here let me get a bigger coat” as he does he conceals the armor but still complains about the itching "it scratches like hell!" "Oh hush" he says and sprays him with Fr-breese.
"Now about your hair.'' "Oh hell no!!!!!!!" Lunar cut him off "But you look like an animal here this is my friend she can do you good Lunar gives him a look with the scanner pays the bill and leaves.
{Suite rental 150 dollars paying with a fake credit card priceless some things money can buy but when you don't want to pay use a fake MasterCard..}
As he went back to the hotel he found the guys out side near the pool horsing around Lunar asked where the girl are they all shrugged as in "I don't know." Fuck I need a car ASAP" as he went back to the hotel and asked the manager where he could find a good car the manager called up a place and printed a map gave it to him as he tipped him a 20.
He then bolted out ran across town found the dealer and got a fancy candy black painted Lincoln Navigator That car is 375 dollars a day plus gas." said the dealer "fine" said Lunar plus I need insurance, this is national security its an emergency!!" as he shows him his badge. "Here take it!! I'll do the paper work and charge it to the state as Lunar asks to use the phone he calls up some gun forces and they show up they add special plates and install a siren into the car As he drives off.
Bumping the stereo all loud like he's in the hood to Crazy Click bashing Hilary Duff bumping his head to the beat.
“This is dedicated to all my niggaz locked up you are now on C-Unit radio!!!
“I am a thug that's a diplomat that can do what ever he wants fuck Hilary Duff you think you're the stuff and, that faggot John Shanks you're a skank this is about the realest niggaz I know fuck you faggot I'll make you my hoe!!! My homie Homer da realest nigga I know got caught slipping on his 3rd strike (Homer in the back ground awwwww) got sentenced 25 to life (D'oh) couldn't see his kids or his wife (woo-hooo) he said (D'oh) hollered out (Homer Simpson yelling) thug life!! Yeah if you want to hang and not get sting join my click we have the most bling!!!”
Next on C-unit radio we have K.T. Echidna with bring the product {grape soda and Demerol you get the Buddha I get the alcohol}
He then off the radio as he went passed the hotel he saw Tails doing back flips in the pool as Knuckles was wrestling Sonic in the pool as Shadow watched drinking a Mao-Tai. He just ignored them as he went to get his hair done. He stopped in a red zone since he was a government agent he could park anywhere he wants as he went inside the hair salon as brown rabbit said, "a fag sent you?" Lunar gave her a look
"Kyle right a sliver fox well I'm a bitch named Amber he's a fag we get along teasing each other but he keeps getting all the men!!" "Just do my hair!" As he sits down she puts on a purple apron and starts to wash his hair. “What did you do it?”
“Take it to a war oh never mind you were in the jungle be careful honey those eco terrorist will hunt you and you friends down for trashing the jungle."
"Ha" said Lunar “I didn't trash it I was drugged, the Crazy Click trashed it not us!"
"Ssssssuuuuuuurrrrreeeee.'' Said the rabbit as she added some type of crap to his hair "man that stuff stinks what it made out of" “oh this honey is just all natural hair formula its better and safer that that chemical crap." "Well the chemical crap doesn't smell like crap!" Fine you brain your life." "How long will this take?" "About 2