Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ TAILS BECOMES A DAD ❯ Part II ( Chapter 36 )
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By: DIPLOMATIC_FOX 
WHERE WE LAST LEFT OFF
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.06.2006 | Updated On: 06.06.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 5.6K | Visits: 517 | Status: Completed
WHERE WE LAST LEFT OFF
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.06.2006 | Updated On: 06.06.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 5.6K | Visits: 517 | Status: Completed
Where we last left offmy naughty ltttle monkeys (cracks whip monkeys scream)..
"Oh fuck" C.T. says "yeah fine I’ll just have them put that machine into my arm tomorrow.’’ Just them Tails shows up "well Cosmo is pregnant" "again" C.T. almost chokes as Amy gags and whacks him on the back. "How many months" asks Shadow "2 ½" "damn your slow "Cream is 3½" "well the others are already 1 year old" "how they were only born a few months ago" plants grow faster guess they got it from their mother." I was able to stop it and now they grow normal" "How?" I gave them some crap I made it stuns your growth and some of Cosmo's new blood that should let them grow normal not rapidly." As C.T. finishes Shadow hides the trash Dr fix me up today I need to get ready for a wedding in a month" "very well wait I smell French fries were you eating junk food?" C.T. looks all innocent "no" "don’t lie to me" "ok, ok Sonic gave it to me" Sonic from outside screamed "you liar!!!!!" The Dr now angry "just for that I’ll finish you tomorrow."
The next day C.T. is in the O.R. as the Dr’s are adding a metal part to his upper arm the same way they did it to Sonic 5 hours later he’s back in recovery his elbow is now a machine similar to Sonic’s knee only his arm is now in a sling with a steel beam still in it Amy asks "how long will he have to be here?" "a month" "how bout a day." Amy calls Shadow and tells him bring the diamond we need to heal him before she hangs up a black wind appears and Shadow is there holding a yellow diamond "chaos heal" as he fires a yellow blast of light C.T. wakes up it works. "Thanks for waking me up fool I was having a good dream" "was I in it" ask Amy cheerfully "I said a good dream not a nightmare" Amy began to sob as he got up he hugged her "I was only playing girl don’t take it to the ass" Amy stopped and laughed and said "you felt bad your soft" C.T. now angry snapped "I’m a thug I ain’t soft!!"
The next day he left walking out his left arm sleeveless wearing a sling and a steel beam into his arm as he walked out with Amy on his side a small child looked at him kind of scared he looked back pointed and said "SAY NO TO DRUGS!"(VERY HYPRITCIAL) As they head back to his place Sonic and Knuckles are shooting craps with some other people for food stamps. As he sits down Bleu storms in kissing Amy on the cheek "I have the catalog" select your dress Amy picks out a vintage wedding gown sleeveless with pearls on it "l'cOh mon Dieu! cette robe est de 5.000 franc" (oh my God that dress cost 5000 francs) "don’t worry I know a guy Joey ‘the pit-bull’ Mussolini he can get that for 500 liras(Italian money)" "Let me guess its stolen" said Bleu "nah he’s dating the guy who made it I’m in luck my dad gave me connections." "Well ok can you get in 2 days" said Amy. Lunar shows up still wearing his uniform "I retired from G.U.N no way in hell am I going to lead them I have life now!" Rouge and Molly soon follow "yeah we quit but we still have our badges, which will come in handy" said Molly. "how did the president take it
(enter the white house you see the president on the floor kicking and screaming having a temper tantrum "why did they quit waaaa waaaa!!!")
"He took it rather well smiled Lunar." Amy rushes off with Rouge, Bleu and Molly to get ready for the wedding.
A/NCosmo get married first then Cream and Amy so I’ll put her wedding first the others get married on another story so don’t worry…
Cosmo was trying on various gowns until she found a faint mint green dress "I love it she said as Amy got the brides maid gowns for every body it was going to be a green wedding (she was a once a plant so go figure) every one got a forest green dress Luna, Amy, Rouge, Bleu, Cream, and Molly. Cosmo chose Amy as her maid of honor. Rouge thought black would be better Bleu smacked her up side the head "son un mariage pas un simulacre enterrement!"(its a wedding not a funeral dummy!) "pardon bon je pour avoir le meilleur gout" hissed Rouge(well pardon me for having the best taste)"Will you 2 stop fussing for your wedding you can have black Rouge" hissed Cosmo "Bleu she can say what ever she wants stupid it’s a free country!" "This is my day don’t fuck it up!" As they leave Luna bumps into them "so you got my dress, sorry I missed it but I’m the only one who was able to get the cake and food ready." Amy hands her the bag "yes its ready now we must, whispers in her ear, have a bachelorette party my place 9 pm."
"I’ll be there she said as she takes off." Later that night Cosmo was blindfolded as Luna bring some apple cider and virgin drinks as they play a C-unit mix tape "what’s g-going on" asks Cosmo "soon dear" smiled Rouge. Just them a pounding on the door "who could that be" said Amy as she removed the blind fold a pizza guy shows up "who ordered the hot and heavy" as he beings to strip every one starts screaming and whistling as he dances sound every one in a white thong (don’t worry I was using drugs when I typed this) Cosmo didn’t under stand but went along any way as he got on his hands and did a p-popping dance as Rouge put money in his ass crack..
"give some to momma baby" smiled Rouge as she sat down as the stripped started giving her a lap dance the others whistled and screamed… 2 hours later he left Cosmo was shocked "do you do this before wedding?" "Yes so do guys" smiled Bleu Cosmo now confused "so guys have guys dance for them?" "Yes" said Amy(sarcastically) "men have other men dance in skimpy cloths on their parties." "I didn’t know that" said Cosmo Amy now annoyed smacks her own head "no guys have girls dance like that at their parties!!"
"oh" said Cosmo blushing as Lunapops open a bottle of apple cider in her mouth not much happens after that they have some cake and watch a few gay porno’s "why do guys do it with each other" asked Cosmo "because they are too scared of us women" smirked Rouge "let me guess girls do it to girls too?" "Your catching on honey" smiled Rouge.
After a while every one left, Tails didn’t have much since he was taking care of the kids. The next night the guys had a bachelor party for Tails Sonic ordered a stripper Shadow brought some liquor Lunar just brought C.T. who brought his click & Knuckles brought RU21 and junk food as usual Knuckles sneaks off and steals some roses then next thing you know some maniac is running around with a shotgun looking for a red echidna dressed like Ali Babba. C.T. just sitting there sorting pills when Tails asks, "what are those pills for?" "The red pill is for my liver the blue pill is for my kidneys the purple pill is keeping my arties clean the white pill is a pain killer and the pink syrup is to keep me from withdraw. "I call it a cocktail of crap" as he finishes taking his pills Sonic now drunk starts singing "he’s popping those pills,just popping those pills!!"after a while C.T. now annoyed retaliates.
"this little blue hedgehog thinks he’s live like me acting all cocky claims he killed Vector like me, look fool your not cool that’s why you stay in school." Everybody starts shouting "ooooooooooooo" yeah bitch I’m a Sonic Rider yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I’m a soul survivor!"
Sonic just sits back. The door knocks and a G.U.N. officer shows up "you Tails" yes he said "you been a bad boy" she pushes him in a chair and begins to strip as the guys are now acting all rowdy minus C.T. who’s just sitting there all mellow out his click now envious take some of his white pills*Oxcycoton* and get all mellow too. The entire couch has 5 people just sitting there calm as Shadow starts pulling out 20 dollar bills and getting him some Sonic get some more beer and enjoys it as he’s mocking C.T. licking his lips C.T. just flicks him off with his left hand, Lunar now eager pulls out some ones and starts throwing them. Knuckles is just standing there eating a rose bush while Shadow is drinking a beer, later on every one minus C.T. eventually pass out the stripper leaves his click leave boasting how then need more white pills. The next morning C.T. shows up in his good arm a bag of breakfast garbage burritos. As ever one except Knuckles wakes up with a hangover.
(Flash back) Sonic passes out first C.T. pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves "I’M A GIRL" in the back of Sonic’s head
(end flash back)
As he hands out the food ever one is eating C.T. not very hungry just sips on orange drink he takes off to get the dress and goes to therapy. Later on at Amy’s house he shows up with the dress only one there is Molly "hi Thomas she said" cheerfully "where did Cosmo go?" "Well she took the kids to the park Rouge, Bleu, Cream, and Amy went out who knows where I’ll take the dress if you want." "Fine I trust you" he smiled "so you have a date for the wedding?" "No" she said, "so you wanna be my date for the wedding?" "Yes that would be nice since you risked your life for me when Vanilla was evil" "to be honest I would have risked it for anybody I did a lot of bad things plus there are people that did me wrong so if I act all fucked up you know why or if I’m real mean then they’re were mean to me in my past" he said sadly." Well I got to go I need to get my tux trust me you’ll like it green right? "You’re right" she smiled as he left Molly closes the door smiled to herself "I never thought I would find a guy after Leon but he seems nice."Tails takes off to get the tux’s "lets see Sonic, Knuckles, Shadow, Lunar, myself that’s 5 C.T. is more independent but asking him would be nice." As he’s walking down the street he bumps into C.T. "so where you going" "getting the tux why" "well I was going to ask you, you need one" "nah I plan to get my own along with the click since they’re performing" "well that’s good lets go." C.T. asks "where’s "Sonic?" Tails gives him a dirty look "well since you shaved that into his head he’s left to get his quills redone!"
C.T. just laughs As they enter the store C.T. orders the left sleeve removed and told when his arm fully heals he will have them sewn back on Tails just places the orders the 5 tux’s mint green with black shirts C.T. orders the same only have a "D" on the arm in silver C.T. has Ghetto Express Tails uses his fox card They both leave and head their separate ways. A week later everyone is gathered at the jungle. Cosmo is dazzling in her faint mint green wedding dress her hair is curled nicely Tails along side Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, and, C.T. as Lunar walks Cosmo down the aisle down Tails now nervous just watches as Lunar sits down Amy, Cream, Molly, Rouge all dressed up along side the wedding on Cosmo’s side as everyone is seated only Sonic and Amy are standing there best man and maid of honor. As a minister shows up. "We are gathered here to join these 2 in holy matrimony (you know how they do it at wedding) Gust is the ring bearer Faith is the flower girl. "Do you take Cosmo to be you lawfully wedded wife" Tails says "I do" and places the ring on her finger "Cosmo do you take Tails to be you lawfully wedded husband?" "I do" she puts the ring on his finger "by the power invested in me by the city of Station Square I now pronounce you husband and wife you may now kiss the bride" they kiss as Lunar wipes a tear from his eye "I cry at weddings" Shadow just smirks. Every one is now dancing
C.T. is sitting there with Molly sipping on cider looking depressed "what wrong" "well I can’t drink and this is a party so I’m kind of bummed" "well in defense of most guest some are pregnant so even if you weren’t badly hurt still no liquor" C.T. smiled "well that was the best news so far" after they got married you wanna dance the click was playing mostly soft music" as they get up she leans into him as he moves slowly holding her with his good arm
"I really like you Molly I hope we can go out again soon" he said she knew it was real since he was sober. "sure" she said softly with a smile after ward they sat down. Molly got some food for them both, as Shadow appeared "so you love birds plan on getting married soon" "nigga please I don’t rush things like that what do you think I’m Amish?"
"Nah just wanted to see your expression sober." C.T. just smiled as he ate with a fork as Cosmo and Tails smashed wedding cake into each others faces "well looks like cake is served Shadow said as he went for a slice" he then kissed Cosmo and Tails as he got a few slices for him and Cream "Well how is baby doing?" he asks as he touched her stomach " he’s a kicker" she smiled, Sonic show up saying "it’s a boy I know it" "Amen to that" replied Knuckles when Amy showed up "I bet you 10 dollars it’s a girl!" "cash or food stamps" asked Shadow "cash" she said "take a check" Shadow said "yeah right by the time I cash it you will either be dead or expecting grand kids" now come on and dance she yanked Shadow away and began to dance with him Sonic and Cream followed Knuckles and Rouge just sat there along with Luna and Lunar. "So you have any plans now that you retired from G.U.N" asked Knuckles "well I plan to go into business with Bleu" Lunar said I might teach at the school I hear then need a foot ball coach I plan to just get back in the studio ASAP.
As the mixed couples dance Sonic asks Cream "so your mom has a new beau how do you feel?" "well I am letting my guard down and the kids need a grandmother Shadow agrees don’t tell Amy but I had a crush you" Sonic just smiled as he switched with Shadow "so next month Cream is getting married in that small church in the meadow" "oh boy" said Sonic we "still have 2 months left" "well look at that" said Amy Sonic turns around and sees Molly and C.T. sitting talking as they begin to hold hands. "Aww what a cute couple" Sonic just gives a cocky look. As it gets late C.T. asks Cosmo for the last dance with the bride since he only has one good working arm she leads him since she doesn’t really care for slow dancing that much "so when will you have full use again?" "The Dr said 2 years but I’m sure it will be sooner" "you don’t mind people talking about your arm?" as he turns her "nope I like to show I’m a solder I risked my limb for some I love like you did for Tails so I have no regrets" "btw thank you for saving me that day I remember your vines kept me form bleeding and you saved everybody by using them on Vector" Cosmo blushed "well I knew I was doing the right thing" after ward. As night passed Tails got in his plain with his new bride on their honey moon to guess where (*Cough*Africa*cough*) C.T. got in his car offered Molly a ride again driving with one arm isn’t as had as he thought since he saw people driving with their feet. As he gets her home he walks her the door and kisses her as they kiss he sees fire works and Molotov cock tails she sees volcanoes and rockets.
As they depart Molly sees Cream getting ready so she helps her "you should rest the baby is you top priority" "I’m only 4 months if I’m 7 them I need help" Amy show up later on along side Rouge.
"Well" Bleu took off she said she went to France to get some fabric" "well what color you want for your wedding" Cream just smiled "well lets just have it simple" "no bachelorett patry just a get together" the girls agreed as they changed into some simple clothes Cream just sat there holding her stomach "damn this baby is kicking me hard" every one touched her Amy pulls back "damn I think he broke my hand" Cream giggles…2 weeks later the newlyweds return back from their honeymoon. The kids are happy to see them now " as Tails picks Gust up he kisses him, Gust starts to twirl his tails lifting his dad a few feet off the ground as he
summons a few plants Tails playing around "gee your faster than I am!" As he is flying super slow pretending to catch up Faith is growing flowers " very good" Cosmo said smiling as she kissed her daughter she looks up and sees Tails faking to catch up with Gust ,Faith smiled as she summons a vine to grab him down Gust now forced down falls hard as he gets up now mad he summons the earth and knocks Faith down with a baby earth quake as she falls down she gets up and twirls her tails making a gust of wind now there are both rough housing Tails says "the kids will learn soon" as they continue to fight Cosmo breaks it up "now, now you should get along your baby brother or sister will be here soon and you need to work together."
They both look all innocent and run off to go mess with Shadow as they are forcing him to submit he gets up and falls down on purpose "oh for the love of God!!" as Faith now his him in a choke hold her hands don’t affect his large throat but he goes along with it.
(A/N: well this is the end of the wedding of Tails and Cosmo Cream and Shadow’s is next)
Later on during the last days of the month Cream and Shadow get married Peter gives her away after they get married Tails pulls out a photo album and hands it to Shadow "I was saving it for you don’t open it till you away from here." Not much happens they just have a big ass cake and leave very small wedding.. Shadow takes Cream to a new house in a small community when they will spend their ending days in a nice quiet neighborhood. Shadow opens the book with Cream as they look at the book they see all of Eggman’s baby photos after wards she finds some of Shadow’s baby photos Shadow is temped to smack Tails upside the head since he is embarrassed by him in a diaper after ward they go to sleep planning their child’s future...
(A/N: Cream wanted a small wedding so I gave her a small wedding Next is Amy’s with Sonic)
Amy is now running around town looking for a dress for her wedding since Bleu is gone she finds Shadow and asks him "can you teleport me to France" Shadow doesn’t ask why he just pulls out the emerald "Chaos Control" they are in the city of Paris after a few min they find Bleu with a bat who’s similar to Rouge only male and buff with black hair and tan skin "Bonjour! This is my new beau his name is Fort" "bonjour" he says as he kisses Amy’s hand. I need a white dress ASAP Bleu pulls out a voucher for a free wedding dress "uses it soeur"(sister) Amy kisses Bleu on the cheek and leaves with Shadow as they head for the dress shop some crazy German shows up speaking in faint English "you want to un pimp you auto yah?" "V-dub represent Deutschland yah!" "Oh shut the fuck up! I don’t want that crap" hissed Shadow as he walks on."Man I thought station square was nutty." Said Amy as they find the store closed as they saw it closed Amy fell to the ground crying "damnit why did they close" "there is another way on smiled Shadow as he warped in he opened the door Amy rushed in kissed him saw the dress she wanted and they bolted out "Chaos Control" they left the door open and the place was robbed as they enter Station Square Sonic now mad stops them "so Bonney and Clyde" where did you go to get that dress?" Oh I ordered it Shadow came with me because Cream was sick right Shadow" "yes" he said " then why the hell is that place in France get robbed?" "damn" Shadow said mentally "I forgot tot relock it" don’t worry Sonic baby I’m sure it is insured" " well see" he said firmly..
Sonic was the last person to have a bachelor parity he had it at a bar C.T. didn’t go he was busy with his click posting anti Hilary Duff posters around town. Sonic had a few drinks and called it a night as he walks home to Knuckles he finds the echidna sitting out side smoking a joint so he joins him "well Amy is a thief I know she broke into the dress shop in France and was careless to leave it unlocked." "Guess she got that from Rouge" "so how are you doing?" "Well I guess you can call us a couple" 4 days of freedom bro he smiled you got a suite yet? "No" he said "I’ll get one later" Knuckles stated that "why would she break into a dress shop."Amy now on her way to see C.T. showing her dress off like it’s a 50-carat diamond "so you like my dress?"
"Yes its hot literally, don’t worry I know you had a voucher plus they say a black and red armadillo was seen in the area wearing a white mask." Amy was relived to hear that "so how much was that dress?" "I forgot" "man what did Sonic say?" "He thinks I stole it, I got it from Bleu" "oh geeze" C.T. now removing his sling hisses as he let his arm fall down as he sits on the couch he put a pillow under it as he lifts it up and down hissing in pain "man my neck is sore damn sling" Amy proceeds to rub it as he smiles in relief C.T. begins to move his fingers freely "fuck this is painful,damn beam when winter comes it will hurt like hell" Amy leans over and kisses him in the cheek "sorry you got hurt so bad" "trust me this not nothing compared to all the emotional bull shit my family put me thru damn uncle made me feel low and so bad when people bad mouth me I just rub it off put myself first and made me look like the bad guy put other kids befor me!!! That bastard my grand ma just allowed him to bully me around put him before me a child and look what it did!"
"What about your father" I only knew him a few years my mom got rid of him he was too dumb to make contact since my mom wanted him dead she tried to brain wash me but failed now my dad is back well he’s the only real family I got after my click!"Amy began to cry a little "how sad you life is" he gently wiped away here tears "not really I seen worse I am a 6 and trust me you don’t want to see a 10."As he put away the dress to cops showed up pounding on his door "le thsdi est la police française s'ouvrent"(this is the French police open up) C.T. got up "hold on" as he opened the door to guy dressed as legionnaires start talking in French "avez-vous vu un hedgehog rose? ou un hedgehog noir?"( did you see a pink hedgehog? or a black hedgehog?) C.T. pulls out his passport and flashes his diplomatic status "look Frenchy they ain’t here and plus your looking for an armadillo not a hedgehog" "le pardon moi mais vous a vu un armadillo"one said (pardon me but you saw an armadillo) he hands him an I.D. of Amy rose. "si vous voyez son élasticité il à elle"( if you see her give it to her) he snatches it from then as they leave arguing "vous bouffon il vous avez dit que ce n'était pas un hedgehog" "le diddnt désolé bon de I savant" "la merde de l'cOh ont été baisées"" l'cOh ferment vers le haut"in English they say you buffoon I told you it was not a hedgehog Well sorry I didn’t know,Oh shit were fucked, Oh do shut up Amy hugs C.T. until he screams "fuck that damn steel beam is a real pain" "Oh I’m so sorry" "don’t worry just get back to that your doing David owes me a script of vicoden"
Amy gets her ID and leaves .
Sonic now stoned just sitting there wondering how marriage life is when McDog and ImIrish show up both drunk and stumbling "hey mate you see a bloody bastard selling these?" said McDog as he pulls out a t-shirt of C.T in a hospital bed under it, it says "don’t get friendly with a crocodile" "yeah if C.T. finds out people are mocking him and we don’t stop them he’ll kill us both" said ImIrish as he show one of him dying with one arm as Amy holds him in her arms sobbing that one says "pain is love" Sonic just smiles "nah but get me some of those t-shirts…
"They both leave as Knuckles and Sonic lie out it the street Of course Chris show up now clean and sober grabs them and makes it look like there cuddling and leaves again. When they wake up they both scream "get the fuck off me" they say in Unisom "oh shit" Sonic said "my wedding is near I need to get a tux a cake and well oh shit I’m screwed" "easy there I’ll help you" smiled Knuckles.As they run around town getting everything Sonic forgets to tell the fox that he’s the best man "oh fuck I need to see Tails", Sonic dashes off to the Mystic Ruins as he reaches Tails house Cosmo now with a bigger bulge in her stomach wearing a white dress with green flowers greets him "so your wedding day is near? come in" Sonic sits on a couch as he see Tails rough housing with the kids as they tangle in him vines "thunder strike" he shoots a blast of thunder and breaks free "hey Sonic you ready for the ball and chain?" "Sure but not with out you I’ll be there btw the kids are just testing their abilities what ever Cosmo tells you I don’t rough house I defend my self" he smiles Cosmo hands them a drink "Sonic feel the baby kicking" she smiled as he touches her stomach he feels a faint kick "well at least he’s not a violent as Shadow’s kid" he takes off to finish running his errands.
Finally the big day Amy’s wedding as she walks down the aisle C.T. holding her left side it’s an exception since his arm is messed up as Sonic stand there nervous as Shadow hands him a flask he takes a hard swig now calm every one is there wearing white as C.T. gives here away and sits next to Molly as they hold hands. You know the rest they are now married left. After they get married well you know the rest but they still haven’t found a place to stay yet After a few too many Knuckles now drunk grabs Rouge and bolts out the door in the alley After a few second you hear Rouge scream Fuck me Knuckles about 4 or five times every one ignores them. (Lemon coming up I might as well describe it.)
Knuckles now horney rips off his pants and is wearing a black thong showing his echidna slong Rouge removes her dress nicely since she paid good money she wont risk damaging it while she is in her black underwear and bra she rips them off as Knuckles begins to lick her pussy nicely as she begins to suck on his cock after about an hour she jumps on top and rides him (no he’s not protected) after wards as they fuck he has an orgasm and nuts in her as she screams "fuck me Knuckles."
Afterward (the wedding) C.T. hands Sonic the keys to his car "don’t scratch the 27’s" kissed Amy on the cheek as takes off with Molly to the dance floor after ward Rouge comes back smoking a cigarette as Knuckles is getting dressed. Amy and Sonic head to Germany Berlin of course Amy feels bad thinking about C.T. and all the beer she sees people drinking Sonic wraps his arm around her and "says don’t worry I know he will be drinking again real soon." "He wants to heal on his own to cover up the machine just for those damn tattoos" as they walk they see the same German she remembers in France with some guy "oh fuck" she said as she points to him, the guy has a fancy car built for racing as the German pushes a button a crate smashes his car and a VW pops up "German engineering in the house ya!"
Sonic just ignores him, "where can I find a weinersnitizel I’m hungry" "look" cried Amy "Oktoberfest, a week of binge drinking and eating sausage with cheese!" "All right lets do this" as he runs there Amy in tow Sonic sits down with a plate of sausages and a huge cup of beer with a plate of cheese as he begins to pig out people are egging in on "Like C.T. said the only dangerous amount of alcohol in none!!" Sonic looks at Amy and says "Homer Simpson said that" Amy smacks her self on the head "d’oh!"Amy decided to sit down and starts drinking as well as people continue to egg them on Of course Eggman shows up with new girl a real one "hohoho" Sonic looks like you can’t keep up" Sonic flicks him off "next week I challenge you to an egg eating contest Sonic you can back off if you want" "fuck you your on" "Hilda lets get busy" a tall German girl nods as they leave.
Back in Station Square Knuckles and Rouge are in bed sharing a Philly Blunt, smoking "so you want to get married" "sure why not every one else is might as well."
(A/N: YES ANOTHER WEDDING BUT NOT NOW WELL ENJOY!)
"Oh fuck" C.T. says "yeah fine I’ll just have them put that machine into my arm tomorrow.’’ Just them Tails shows up "well Cosmo is pregnant" "again" C.T. almost chokes as Amy gags and whacks him on the back. "How many months" asks Shadow "2 ½" "damn your slow "Cream is 3½" "well the others are already 1 year old" "how they were only born a few months ago" plants grow faster guess they got it from their mother." I was able to stop it and now they grow normal" "How?" I gave them some crap I made it stuns your growth and some of Cosmo's new blood that should let them grow normal not rapidly." As C.T. finishes Shadow hides the trash Dr fix me up today I need to get ready for a wedding in a month" "very well wait I smell French fries were you eating junk food?" C.T. looks all innocent "no" "don’t lie to me" "ok, ok Sonic gave it to me" Sonic from outside screamed "you liar!!!!!" The Dr now angry "just for that I’ll finish you tomorrow."
The next day C.T. is in the O.R. as the Dr’s are adding a metal part to his upper arm the same way they did it to Sonic 5 hours later he’s back in recovery his elbow is now a machine similar to Sonic’s knee only his arm is now in a sling with a steel beam still in it Amy asks "how long will he have to be here?" "a month" "how bout a day." Amy calls Shadow and tells him bring the diamond we need to heal him before she hangs up a black wind appears and Shadow is there holding a yellow diamond "chaos heal" as he fires a yellow blast of light C.T. wakes up it works. "Thanks for waking me up fool I was having a good dream" "was I in it" ask Amy cheerfully "I said a good dream not a nightmare" Amy began to sob as he got up he hugged her "I was only playing girl don’t take it to the ass" Amy stopped and laughed and said "you felt bad your soft" C.T. now angry snapped "I’m a thug I ain’t soft!!"
The next day he left walking out his left arm sleeveless wearing a sling and a steel beam into his arm as he walked out with Amy on his side a small child looked at him kind of scared he looked back pointed and said "SAY NO TO DRUGS!"(VERY HYPRITCIAL) As they head back to his place Sonic and Knuckles are shooting craps with some other people for food stamps. As he sits down Bleu storms in kissing Amy on the cheek "I have the catalog" select your dress Amy picks out a vintage wedding gown sleeveless with pearls on it "l'cOh mon Dieu! cette robe est de 5.000 franc" (oh my God that dress cost 5000 francs) "don’t worry I know a guy Joey ‘the pit-bull’ Mussolini he can get that for 500 liras(Italian money)" "Let me guess its stolen" said Bleu "nah he’s dating the guy who made it I’m in luck my dad gave me connections." "Well ok can you get in 2 days" said Amy. Lunar shows up still wearing his uniform "I retired from G.U.N no way in hell am I going to lead them I have life now!" Rouge and Molly soon follow "yeah we quit but we still have our badges, which will come in handy" said Molly. "how did the president take it
(enter the white house you see the president on the floor kicking and screaming having a temper tantrum "why did they quit waaaa waaaa!!!")
"He took it rather well smiled Lunar." Amy rushes off with Rouge, Bleu and Molly to get ready for the wedding.
A/NCosmo get married first then Cream and Amy so I’ll put her wedding first the others get married on another story so don’t worry…
Cosmo was trying on various gowns until she found a faint mint green dress "I love it she said as Amy got the brides maid gowns for every body it was going to be a green wedding (she was a once a plant so go figure) every one got a forest green dress Luna, Amy, Rouge, Bleu, Cream, and Molly. Cosmo chose Amy as her maid of honor. Rouge thought black would be better Bleu smacked her up side the head "son un mariage pas un simulacre enterrement!"(its a wedding not a funeral dummy!) "pardon bon je pour avoir le meilleur gout" hissed Rouge(well pardon me for having the best taste)"Will you 2 stop fussing for your wedding you can have black Rouge" hissed Cosmo "Bleu she can say what ever she wants stupid it’s a free country!" "This is my day don’t fuck it up!" As they leave Luna bumps into them "so you got my dress, sorry I missed it but I’m the only one who was able to get the cake and food ready." Amy hands her the bag "yes its ready now we must, whispers in her ear, have a bachelorette party my place 9 pm."
"I’ll be there she said as she takes off." Later that night Cosmo was blindfolded as Luna bring some apple cider and virgin drinks as they play a C-unit mix tape "what’s g-going on" asks Cosmo "soon dear" smiled Rouge. Just them a pounding on the door "who could that be" said Amy as she removed the blind fold a pizza guy shows up "who ordered the hot and heavy" as he beings to strip every one starts screaming and whistling as he dances sound every one in a white thong (don’t worry I was using drugs when I typed this) Cosmo didn’t under stand but went along any way as he got on his hands and did a p-popping dance as Rouge put money in his ass crack..
"give some to momma baby" smiled Rouge as she sat down as the stripped started giving her a lap dance the others whistled and screamed… 2 hours later he left Cosmo was shocked "do you do this before wedding?" "Yes so do guys" smiled Bleu Cosmo now confused "so guys have guys dance for them?" "Yes" said Amy(sarcastically) "men have other men dance in skimpy cloths on their parties." "I didn’t know that" said Cosmo Amy now annoyed smacks her own head "no guys have girls dance like that at their parties!!"
"oh" said Cosmo blushing as Lunapops open a bottle of apple cider in her mouth not much happens after that they have some cake and watch a few gay porno’s "why do guys do it with each other" asked Cosmo "because they are too scared of us women" smirked Rouge "let me guess girls do it to girls too?" "Your catching on honey" smiled Rouge.
After a while every one left, Tails didn’t have much since he was taking care of the kids. The next night the guys had a bachelor party for Tails Sonic ordered a stripper Shadow brought some liquor Lunar just brought C.T. who brought his click & Knuckles brought RU21 and junk food as usual Knuckles sneaks off and steals some roses then next thing you know some maniac is running around with a shotgun looking for a red echidna dressed like Ali Babba. C.T. just sitting there sorting pills when Tails asks, "what are those pills for?" "The red pill is for my liver the blue pill is for my kidneys the purple pill is keeping my arties clean the white pill is a pain killer and the pink syrup is to keep me from withdraw. "I call it a cocktail of crap" as he finishes taking his pills Sonic now drunk starts singing "he’s popping those pills,just popping those pills!!"after a while C.T. now annoyed retaliates.
"this little blue hedgehog thinks he’s live like me acting all cocky claims he killed Vector like me, look fool your not cool that’s why you stay in school." Everybody starts shouting "ooooooooooooo" yeah bitch I’m a Sonic Rider yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I’m a soul survivor!"
Sonic just sits back. The door knocks and a G.U.N. officer shows up "you Tails" yes he said "you been a bad boy" she pushes him in a chair and begins to strip as the guys are now acting all rowdy minus C.T. who’s just sitting there all mellow out his click now envious take some of his white pills*Oxcycoton* and get all mellow too. The entire couch has 5 people just sitting there calm as Shadow starts pulling out 20 dollar bills and getting him some Sonic get some more beer and enjoys it as he’s mocking C.T. licking his lips C.T. just flicks him off with his left hand, Lunar now eager pulls out some ones and starts throwing them. Knuckles is just standing there eating a rose bush while Shadow is drinking a beer, later on every one minus C.T. eventually pass out the stripper leaves his click leave boasting how then need more white pills. The next morning C.T. shows up in his good arm a bag of breakfast garbage burritos. As ever one except Knuckles wakes up with a hangover.
(Flash back) Sonic passes out first C.T. pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves "I’M A GIRL" in the back of Sonic’s head
(end flash back)
As he hands out the food ever one is eating C.T. not very hungry just sips on orange drink he takes off to get the dress and goes to therapy. Later on at Amy’s house he shows up with the dress only one there is Molly "hi Thomas she said" cheerfully "where did Cosmo go?" "Well she took the kids to the park Rouge, Bleu, Cream, and Amy went out who knows where I’ll take the dress if you want." "Fine I trust you" he smiled "so you have a date for the wedding?" "No" she said, "so you wanna be my date for the wedding?" "Yes that would be nice since you risked your life for me when Vanilla was evil" "to be honest I would have risked it for anybody I did a lot of bad things plus there are people that did me wrong so if I act all fucked up you know why or if I’m real mean then they’re were mean to me in my past" he said sadly." Well I got to go I need to get my tux trust me you’ll like it green right? "You’re right" she smiled as he left Molly closes the door smiled to herself "I never thought I would find a guy after Leon but he seems nice."Tails takes off to get the tux’s "lets see Sonic, Knuckles, Shadow, Lunar, myself that’s 5 C.T. is more independent but asking him would be nice." As he’s walking down the street he bumps into C.T. "so where you going" "getting the tux why" "well I was going to ask you, you need one" "nah I plan to get my own along with the click since they’re performing" "well that’s good lets go." C.T. asks "where’s "Sonic?" Tails gives him a dirty look "well since you shaved that into his head he’s left to get his quills redone!"
C.T. just laughs As they enter the store C.T. orders the left sleeve removed and told when his arm fully heals he will have them sewn back on Tails just places the orders the 5 tux’s mint green with black shirts C.T. orders the same only have a "D" on the arm in silver C.T. has Ghetto Express Tails uses his fox card They both leave and head their separate ways. A week later everyone is gathered at the jungle. Cosmo is dazzling in her faint mint green wedding dress her hair is curled nicely Tails along side Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, and, C.T. as Lunar walks Cosmo down the aisle down Tails now nervous just watches as Lunar sits down Amy, Cream, Molly, Rouge all dressed up along side the wedding on Cosmo’s side as everyone is seated only Sonic and Amy are standing there best man and maid of honor. As a minister shows up. "We are gathered here to join these 2 in holy matrimony (you know how they do it at wedding) Gust is the ring bearer Faith is the flower girl. "Do you take Cosmo to be you lawfully wedded wife" Tails says "I do" and places the ring on her finger "Cosmo do you take Tails to be you lawfully wedded husband?" "I do" she puts the ring on his finger "by the power invested in me by the city of Station Square I now pronounce you husband and wife you may now kiss the bride" they kiss as Lunar wipes a tear from his eye "I cry at weddings" Shadow just smirks. Every one is now dancing
C.T. is sitting there with Molly sipping on cider looking depressed "what wrong" "well I can’t drink and this is a party so I’m kind of bummed" "well in defense of most guest some are pregnant so even if you weren’t badly hurt still no liquor" C.T. smiled "well that was the best news so far" after they got married you wanna dance the click was playing mostly soft music" as they get up she leans into him as he moves slowly holding her with his good arm
"I really like you Molly I hope we can go out again soon" he said she knew it was real since he was sober. "sure" she said softly with a smile after ward they sat down. Molly got some food for them both, as Shadow appeared "so you love birds plan on getting married soon" "nigga please I don’t rush things like that what do you think I’m Amish?"
"Nah just wanted to see your expression sober." C.T. just smiled as he ate with a fork as Cosmo and Tails smashed wedding cake into each others faces "well looks like cake is served Shadow said as he went for a slice" he then kissed Cosmo and Tails as he got a few slices for him and Cream "Well how is baby doing?" he asks as he touched her stomach " he’s a kicker" she smiled, Sonic show up saying "it’s a boy I know it" "Amen to that" replied Knuckles when Amy showed up "I bet you 10 dollars it’s a girl!" "cash or food stamps" asked Shadow "cash" she said "take a check" Shadow said "yeah right by the time I cash it you will either be dead or expecting grand kids" now come on and dance she yanked Shadow away and began to dance with him Sonic and Cream followed Knuckles and Rouge just sat there along with Luna and Lunar. "So you have any plans now that you retired from G.U.N" asked Knuckles "well I plan to go into business with Bleu" Lunar said I might teach at the school I hear then need a foot ball coach I plan to just get back in the studio ASAP.
As the mixed couples dance Sonic asks Cream "so your mom has a new beau how do you feel?" "well I am letting my guard down and the kids need a grandmother Shadow agrees don’t tell Amy but I had a crush you" Sonic just smiled as he switched with Shadow "so next month Cream is getting married in that small church in the meadow" "oh boy" said Sonic we "still have 2 months left" "well look at that" said Amy Sonic turns around and sees Molly and C.T. sitting talking as they begin to hold hands. "Aww what a cute couple" Sonic just gives a cocky look. As it gets late C.T. asks Cosmo for the last dance with the bride since he only has one good working arm she leads him since she doesn’t really care for slow dancing that much "so when will you have full use again?" "The Dr said 2 years but I’m sure it will be sooner" "you don’t mind people talking about your arm?" as he turns her "nope I like to show I’m a solder I risked my limb for some I love like you did for Tails so I have no regrets" "btw thank you for saving me that day I remember your vines kept me form bleeding and you saved everybody by using them on Vector" Cosmo blushed "well I knew I was doing the right thing" after ward. As night passed Tails got in his plain with his new bride on their honey moon to guess where (*Cough*Africa*cough*) C.T. got in his car offered Molly a ride again driving with one arm isn’t as had as he thought since he saw people driving with their feet. As he gets her home he walks her the door and kisses her as they kiss he sees fire works and Molotov cock tails she sees volcanoes and rockets.
As they depart Molly sees Cream getting ready so she helps her "you should rest the baby is you top priority" "I’m only 4 months if I’m 7 them I need help" Amy show up later on along side Rouge.
"Well" Bleu took off she said she went to France to get some fabric" "well what color you want for your wedding" Cream just smiled "well lets just have it simple" "no bachelorett patry just a get together" the girls agreed as they changed into some simple clothes Cream just sat there holding her stomach "damn this baby is kicking me hard" every one touched her Amy pulls back "damn I think he broke my hand" Cream giggles…2 weeks later the newlyweds return back from their honeymoon. The kids are happy to see them now " as Tails picks Gust up he kisses him, Gust starts to twirl his tails lifting his dad a few feet off the ground as he
summons a few plants Tails playing around "gee your faster than I am!" As he is flying super slow pretending to catch up Faith is growing flowers " very good" Cosmo said smiling as she kissed her daughter she looks up and sees Tails faking to catch up with Gust ,Faith smiled as she summons a vine to grab him down Gust now forced down falls hard as he gets up now mad he summons the earth and knocks Faith down with a baby earth quake as she falls down she gets up and twirls her tails making a gust of wind now there are both rough housing Tails says "the kids will learn soon" as they continue to fight Cosmo breaks it up "now, now you should get along your baby brother or sister will be here soon and you need to work together."
They both look all innocent and run off to go mess with Shadow as they are forcing him to submit he gets up and falls down on purpose "oh for the love of God!!" as Faith now his him in a choke hold her hands don’t affect his large throat but he goes along with it.
(A/N: well this is the end of the wedding of Tails and Cosmo Cream and Shadow’s is next)
Later on during the last days of the month Cream and Shadow get married Peter gives her away after they get married Tails pulls out a photo album and hands it to Shadow "I was saving it for you don’t open it till you away from here." Not much happens they just have a big ass cake and leave very small wedding.. Shadow takes Cream to a new house in a small community when they will spend their ending days in a nice quiet neighborhood. Shadow opens the book with Cream as they look at the book they see all of Eggman’s baby photos after wards she finds some of Shadow’s baby photos Shadow is temped to smack Tails upside the head since he is embarrassed by him in a diaper after ward they go to sleep planning their child’s future...
(A/N: Cream wanted a small wedding so I gave her a small wedding Next is Amy’s with Sonic)
Amy is now running around town looking for a dress for her wedding since Bleu is gone she finds Shadow and asks him "can you teleport me to France" Shadow doesn’t ask why he just pulls out the emerald "Chaos Control" they are in the city of Paris after a few min they find Bleu with a bat who’s similar to Rouge only male and buff with black hair and tan skin "Bonjour! This is my new beau his name is Fort" "bonjour" he says as he kisses Amy’s hand. I need a white dress ASAP Bleu pulls out a voucher for a free wedding dress "uses it soeur"(sister) Amy kisses Bleu on the cheek and leaves with Shadow as they head for the dress shop some crazy German shows up speaking in faint English "you want to un pimp you auto yah?" "V-dub represent Deutschland yah!" "Oh shut the fuck up! I don’t want that crap" hissed Shadow as he walks on."Man I thought station square was nutty." Said Amy as they find the store closed as they saw it closed Amy fell to the ground crying "damnit why did they close" "there is another way on smiled Shadow as he warped in he opened the door Amy rushed in kissed him saw the dress she wanted and they bolted out "Chaos Control" they left the door open and the place was robbed as they enter Station Square Sonic now mad stops them "so Bonney and Clyde" where did you go to get that dress?" Oh I ordered it Shadow came with me because Cream was sick right Shadow" "yes" he said " then why the hell is that place in France get robbed?" "damn" Shadow said mentally "I forgot tot relock it" don’t worry Sonic baby I’m sure it is insured" " well see" he said firmly..
Sonic was the last person to have a bachelor parity he had it at a bar C.T. didn’t go he was busy with his click posting anti Hilary Duff posters around town. Sonic had a few drinks and called it a night as he walks home to Knuckles he finds the echidna sitting out side smoking a joint so he joins him "well Amy is a thief I know she broke into the dress shop in France and was careless to leave it unlocked." "Guess she got that from Rouge" "so how are you doing?" "Well I guess you can call us a couple" 4 days of freedom bro he smiled you got a suite yet? "No" he said "I’ll get one later" Knuckles stated that "why would she break into a dress shop."Amy now on her way to see C.T. showing her dress off like it’s a 50-carat diamond "so you like my dress?"
"Yes its hot literally, don’t worry I know you had a voucher plus they say a black and red armadillo was seen in the area wearing a white mask." Amy was relived to hear that "so how much was that dress?" "I forgot" "man what did Sonic say?" "He thinks I stole it, I got it from Bleu" "oh geeze" C.T. now removing his sling hisses as he let his arm fall down as he sits on the couch he put a pillow under it as he lifts it up and down hissing in pain "man my neck is sore damn sling" Amy proceeds to rub it as he smiles in relief C.T. begins to move his fingers freely "fuck this is painful,damn beam when winter comes it will hurt like hell" Amy leans over and kisses him in the cheek "sorry you got hurt so bad" "trust me this not nothing compared to all the emotional bull shit my family put me thru damn uncle made me feel low and so bad when people bad mouth me I just rub it off put myself first and made me look like the bad guy put other kids befor me!!! That bastard my grand ma just allowed him to bully me around put him before me a child and look what it did!"
"What about your father" I only knew him a few years my mom got rid of him he was too dumb to make contact since my mom wanted him dead she tried to brain wash me but failed now my dad is back well he’s the only real family I got after my click!"Amy began to cry a little "how sad you life is" he gently wiped away here tears "not really I seen worse I am a 6 and trust me you don’t want to see a 10."As he put away the dress to cops showed up pounding on his door "le thsdi est la police française s'ouvrent"(this is the French police open up) C.T. got up "hold on" as he opened the door to guy dressed as legionnaires start talking in French "avez-vous vu un hedgehog rose? ou un hedgehog noir?"( did you see a pink hedgehog? or a black hedgehog?) C.T. pulls out his passport and flashes his diplomatic status "look Frenchy they ain’t here and plus your looking for an armadillo not a hedgehog" "le pardon moi mais vous a vu un armadillo"one said (pardon me but you saw an armadillo) he hands him an I.D. of Amy rose. "si vous voyez son élasticité il à elle"( if you see her give it to her) he snatches it from then as they leave arguing "vous bouffon il vous avez dit que ce n'était pas un hedgehog" "le diddnt désolé bon de I savant" "la merde de l'cOh ont été baisées"" l'cOh ferment vers le haut"in English they say you buffoon I told you it was not a hedgehog Well sorry I didn’t know,Oh shit were fucked, Oh do shut up Amy hugs C.T. until he screams "fuck that damn steel beam is a real pain" "Oh I’m so sorry" "don’t worry just get back to that your doing David owes me a script of vicoden"
Amy gets her ID and leaves .
Sonic now stoned just sitting there wondering how marriage life is when McDog and ImIrish show up both drunk and stumbling "hey mate you see a bloody bastard selling these?" said McDog as he pulls out a t-shirt of C.T in a hospital bed under it, it says "don’t get friendly with a crocodile" "yeah if C.T. finds out people are mocking him and we don’t stop them he’ll kill us both" said ImIrish as he show one of him dying with one arm as Amy holds him in her arms sobbing that one says "pain is love" Sonic just smiles "nah but get me some of those t-shirts…
"They both leave as Knuckles and Sonic lie out it the street Of course Chris show up now clean and sober grabs them and makes it look like there cuddling and leaves again. When they wake up they both scream "get the fuck off me" they say in Unisom "oh shit" Sonic said "my wedding is near I need to get a tux a cake and well oh shit I’m screwed" "easy there I’ll help you" smiled Knuckles.As they run around town getting everything Sonic forgets to tell the fox that he’s the best man "oh fuck I need to see Tails", Sonic dashes off to the Mystic Ruins as he reaches Tails house Cosmo now with a bigger bulge in her stomach wearing a white dress with green flowers greets him "so your wedding day is near? come in" Sonic sits on a couch as he see Tails rough housing with the kids as they tangle in him vines "thunder strike" he shoots a blast of thunder and breaks free "hey Sonic you ready for the ball and chain?" "Sure but not with out you I’ll be there btw the kids are just testing their abilities what ever Cosmo tells you I don’t rough house I defend my self" he smiles Cosmo hands them a drink "Sonic feel the baby kicking" she smiled as he touches her stomach he feels a faint kick "well at least he’s not a violent as Shadow’s kid" he takes off to finish running his errands.
Finally the big day Amy’s wedding as she walks down the aisle C.T. holding her left side it’s an exception since his arm is messed up as Sonic stand there nervous as Shadow hands him a flask he takes a hard swig now calm every one is there wearing white as C.T. gives here away and sits next to Molly as they hold hands. You know the rest they are now married left. After they get married well you know the rest but they still haven’t found a place to stay yet After a few too many Knuckles now drunk grabs Rouge and bolts out the door in the alley After a few second you hear Rouge scream Fuck me Knuckles about 4 or five times every one ignores them. (Lemon coming up I might as well describe it.)
Knuckles now horney rips off his pants and is wearing a black thong showing his echidna slong Rouge removes her dress nicely since she paid good money she wont risk damaging it while she is in her black underwear and bra she rips them off as Knuckles begins to lick her pussy nicely as she begins to suck on his cock after about an hour she jumps on top and rides him (no he’s not protected) after wards as they fuck he has an orgasm and nuts in her as she screams "fuck me Knuckles."
Afterward (the wedding) C.T. hands Sonic the keys to his car "don’t scratch the 27’s" kissed Amy on the cheek as takes off with Molly to the dance floor after ward Rouge comes back smoking a cigarette as Knuckles is getting dressed. Amy and Sonic head to Germany Berlin of course Amy feels bad thinking about C.T. and all the beer she sees people drinking Sonic wraps his arm around her and "says don’t worry I know he will be drinking again real soon." "He wants to heal on his own to cover up the machine just for those damn tattoos" as they walk they see the same German she remembers in France with some guy "oh fuck" she said as she points to him, the guy has a fancy car built for racing as the German pushes a button a crate smashes his car and a VW pops up "German engineering in the house ya!"
Sonic just ignores him, "where can I find a weinersnitizel I’m hungry" "look" cried Amy "Oktoberfest, a week of binge drinking and eating sausage with cheese!" "All right lets do this" as he runs there Amy in tow Sonic sits down with a plate of sausages and a huge cup of beer with a plate of cheese as he begins to pig out people are egging in on "Like C.T. said the only dangerous amount of alcohol in none!!" Sonic looks at Amy and says "Homer Simpson said that" Amy smacks her self on the head "d’oh!"Amy decided to sit down and starts drinking as well as people continue to egg them on Of course Eggman shows up with new girl a real one "hohoho" Sonic looks like you can’t keep up" Sonic flicks him off "next week I challenge you to an egg eating contest Sonic you can back off if you want" "fuck you your on" "Hilda lets get busy" a tall German girl nods as they leave.
Back in Station Square Knuckles and Rouge are in bed sharing a Philly Blunt, smoking "so you want to get married" "sure why not every one else is might as well."
(A/N: YES ANOTHER WEDDING BUT NOT NOW WELL ENJOY!)