Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Echidna Prince ❯ Meet the New Narrator! ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter 7: Meet the New Narrator!

Sapphire: *sigh* I had to fire Goku…HE ATE ALL MY BLOODY FOOD (and not to mention HOUSE! He put a new meaning on "eating you out of house and home")!! Now, I must room with Rouge…Oh, wait, I need a new narrator…now, who? *thinks* Oh! I got it! I'll call HIM! *pulls out cell phone* Yo? Sup? *pause* Nada, anyway, I called `cause I need a new narrator and YOU'RE the first person to come to mind, aren't you special? *pause* What? You want to get paid? I didn't had to pay Goku…*pause* Fine…hurry up and get here, `kay? Buh bye! *hangs up*

Rouge: Hiya! Who'd you called?

Sapphire: It's a surprise! ^_^

Rouge: …I hate surprises…

Sapphire: ^_^

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Knuckles: *staring at a cup full of water* Must…concentrate…*cup starts to shake* C'mon….c'mon…*cups lift up a teensy bit*

Tails: HI KNUCKLES!!!!!!

Knuckles: WHA?! *cup smashes to ground*

Tails: HI KNUCKLES!!!!!!

Knuckles: Tails, you idiot! You made me break my concentration!

Tails: HI KNUCKLES!!!!!!

Knuckles: Tails, go bug Sonic or something.

Tails: OKAY!!! *leaves*

Knuckles: *looks sadly at the broken cup, sniffle* I was so close…

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Sonic:*singing on a karaoke machine* Say you, say me; say it for always, that's the way it should be! Say you, say me; say it together, naturally. I had a dream, I had an awesome dream. People in the park, playing games in the dark. And what they played, was a masquerade. And from behind the walls of doubt a voice was crying out. Say you, say me…Say you, say me; say it for always, that's the way it should be--

Tails: HI SONIC!!

Sonic: Say-oh, ugh! Tails, you messed me up!

Tails: HI SONIC!!

Sonic: TAILS! Go away! I was getting into that song, too!

Tails: Sorry?

Sonic: Tails, I think you lost 89 percent of your brain cells these pass chapters!

Tails: I did? NO! I'm not smart anymore?

Sonic: `fraid so, little buddy…

Tails: Can I sing too?

Sonic: Sure. *hands over mic*

Tails: As we go down life's lonesome highway, seems the hardest thing to do is to find a friend or two. A helping hand - Some one who understands, that when you feel you've lost you way, you've got some one there to say; "I'll show you".

Sonic: Say you, say me; say it for always, that's the way it should be. Say you, say me; say it together, naturally.

Tails: *breaks out in dance* So you think you know the answers…

Sonic: Oh no *that goes with the song. ^_^*

Tails: `Cause the whole world has got you dancing.

Sonic: That's right - I'm telling you.

Tails: It's time to start believing.

Sonic: Oh yes

Tails: Believing who you are: You are a shinning star!

Sonic/Tails: Say you, say me; say it for always, that's the way it should be! Say you, say me; say it together, naturally. Say it together…naturally…

Amy: O.O

Cream: Oooh, cheese…

Chaos: Gurgle! (Translation: Poopy!)

Sonic: I hate singing…

Tails: You started it! ^_^

Sonic: O.o

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Shadow: -_-

Mario/Luigi/Nintendo gang: *dances around like Indians*

Shadow: -_-;;

Mario: It has'a begun!

Luigi: Yeah'a!

Mario: We'a need the hedgehog'a sacrifice!

Luigi: Yeah'a!

Mario: Bring'a me the hedgehog'a!

Luigi: Yeah'a!

Mario: …

Luigi: Yeah'a!

Shadow: -_-;;()

Tarosamo: *jumps in to free Shadow* Shadow! Hurry! We must go now!

Shadow: YAY! *runs*

Mario: NO! NOT'A THE BLACK'A HEDGEHOG'A! After'a him! *chases Shadow*

Nintendo gang: *chases Shadow*

Luigi: Yeah'a! *chases Shadow*

Tarosamo: O.o Everyone just ran passes me? Wonder how much Shadow's worth…?

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Sapphire: Hey, guys! I got an announcement to make!

Knuckles: *still upset about his glass being broke* Everything bad always happening to me…

Rouge: ^_^

Knuckles: I lost my bed…and now this…

Rouge: ^_^

Knuckles: *stares at Rouge* Why are you so happy?

Rouge: ^_^

Knuckles: O.o Well?

Rouge: Because…I don't know! ^_^

Knuckles: ….

Sapphire: Hello?

Tails: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! Spongebob Squarepants! If nautical nonsense be something you wish, Spongebob Squarepants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! Spongebob Squarepants! Ready? Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebooob Squarepaaaaaants!

All: O.o()

Tails: I needed to get that outta my system. ^_^

Sapphire: Anyway! As you are may know, I fired Goku…for…stuff…anyhow, are you ready to meet my new narrator?

Knuckles: Not really.

Rouge: I agree with Knuxie-wuxie-pooie-tooie.

Knuckles: Wha?

Rouge: ^_^

Cream: I have large ears and eyes. Cooooooooool…

Sapphire: You people are insane…

Tails: We aren't people. We are…THE POWER RANGERS!!!

Sapphire: O.o;;

Knuckles: Could I be the white ranger?

Sapphire: No! There are NO Power Rangers here! I hate that show!

All: ….*evil glare*

Sapphire: Uh? Okay, you all wanna meet my new narrator? *nervous laugh*

All: Fine. -_-

Sapphire: Okay, everyone! Meet….

??: FREDDY!

All: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and hide*

Freddy: You can run, but you can't hide!

Sapphire: Freddy, be nice.

Freddy: -_-

Sapphire: Don't worry guys, he's like a kitten!

Rouge: A really big, mean, and burnt kitten!

Freddy: ;_;

Sapphire: Oh! You hurt his feelings! Apologize!

Rouge: …Ugh, fine! Sorry, burnt dude!

Freddy: ;_; It wasn't my fault!

Sapphire: Freddy, you may be my favorite, but it was your fault…

Freddy: …You sure do know how to make a horribly burnt man feel good…-_-

Sapphire: I know!

Random schoolyard girls: One, two, Freddy comin' for you…three four…shut your door…five, six, grab your crucifix, seven eight, stay up late, nine ten…never…sleep…again…

Knuckles: Who invited the creepy little girls in here?

Freddy: I don't know, they seem to follow me everywhere I go!

Tails: Haaba Haaba! I'm in trouba!

Cream: -_-;;

Rouge: So, he's your new narrator?

Sapphire: Yep! Isn't he the coolest?

Rouge: …No comment…

Knuckles: I'm cool, as long as I don't go to sleep.

Freddy: Oh, you don't need to worry about that anymore. I've quit that job.

All: O.O ~> ^_^

Sapphire: Yep, he doesn't kill anymore. I stopped him from doing that.

Rouge: How?

Sapphire: `Cause, I'm awesome.

Knuckles: *murmurs* Probably tortured the poor man…

Sapphire: >.> I heard that…

Knuckles: Huh? Oh! I didn't say anything!

Sapphire: >.> Suuuree…

Freddy: *play with his knife fingers*

Sapphire: ….

Freddy: ….

Rouge: …..

Knuckles: …..

Tails: ^_^ …..

Sonic: …….

Amy: ^_~

Cream: …..

Cheese: …..

Tikal: ….

Chaos: ….

Ronald McDonald: …..

All: O.o

Freddy: So, what now?

Shadow: *bursts through door* HELP! Gotta…hide…ME!

Sonic: Yo, Shad.

Shadow: *pants* Mario…*gasp* Going to…*pant* TAKE OVER SEGA!!

Sonic: Hmm…hey, Rouge, didn't you find a ransom note the other day?

Rouge: I get butterflies in my stomach every time I look at you…

All: O.O

Rouge: You are the prettiest thing on Earth! *looks at a picture of…herself*

All: *falls down*

Rouge: ^_^

Freddy: What's this about taking over Sega?

Shadow: *stares at Freddy* AAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Freddy: *looks at knife fingers and hide them behind his back* Uh?

Sapphire: Do not worry Shadie! Freddy here will not harm you!

Shadow: ….

Sapphire: Where's Taro?

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Tarosamo: ^_^ *sitting down, having a nice BBQ around a fire* Ah, this is more like it…no Sapphire, no Sonic, no nothing…just me and…me.

Bear: Roar.

Tarosamo: O.o

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Somewhere in Mystic Ruins…

Eggman: Where is that pizza man?!?! They said ten minutes! It's been TWO DAYS!!

Sameo: Maybe he got lost?

Eggman: How could he get lost? I mean, my hideout is RIGHT THERE! In plain sight!

Sameo: -_-

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In another part of the Mystic Ruins…

Pizza man: Where am I? *looks around, walks right pass Eggman's `secret' hideout* Oh no! I'm lost! I'm forever doomed! WAH! I'm gonna starve!

Funny…considering that he has TEN boxes of pizzas…

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