Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Final Chapters (Of the World) ❯ Strange Ideas ( Chapter 1 )

Chapter 1

-Strange Ideas-

2005 A.D.

Ages

Tristan-21 Tails-14

Knuckles-16 Sonic-18

Amy-17 Rouge-20

Shadow-19 Cream-15

Liberace II- 30

Tristan is driving home in his new motorcycle while singing with his Duran Duran CD's

Tristan (singing): Her name is Rio and she dances on the-

(Non-singing): Huh?

(He notices a sign that catches his eye and pulls up to it )

Are you attractive?

Want a girlfriend?

Want some money?

Then, enter the Station Square Men Showcase and you can win big $$$

Some of the bidders will be:

The Infamous Rouge

Amy Rose

Cream DeLite

And Liberace II

So come here and make some girl happy.

Tristan: Hmm, I wonder if the guys would interested in this.

(11 AM, that day at Tristan's domain)

Knuckles: Turn it to CBS! I want to see Barkers hoes

Sonic: You're a perv, Knux

(He pulls out a cigarette and smokes it)

Tails: You just noticed.

(Tails flips it to The Price Is Right)

(Some woman is playing Plinko)

(All 2 of her chips land in the 0 slot)

Shadow: You suck!

Tristan: Have you heard about the Men Showcase that Station Square is putting on?

Shadow: No way in hell I'd sign up

Tristan: Not even for 1000 meseta?

(He pulls out 6 1000 meseta crystals)

If anyone of you sign up, I'll give you 1 of these crystals.

Tails: I'm in

Shadow: So am I.

Knuckles: I guess I'm in.

Sonic: I dunno

Tristan (whispering to Sonic): Amy is bidding, She would be happy to see you there.

Sonic: Oh OK, But only if you enter.

Tristan: No can do, I'm Amy's supervisor on the date. I make sure everything goes ok.

Sonic: Hmm. (to Himself) I hope Amy wins me! She is a knockout!

Tristan: Oh, by the way, the dates are sponsored by Twinkle Park, ao admission there is free.

Tails: Which areas?

Tristan: All of them.

Knuckles: Cool. When is it?

Tristan: Two days from now.

(Everybody leaves in a rush to sign up)

Tristan:Ok