Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Great Chao Search ❯ The Big Rollover ( Chapter 6 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Neo Rabbit 
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.23.2004 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 189 | Status: Work In Progress
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.23.2004 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 189 | Status: Work In Progress
Cut To:
Cream and Tails started running the grassy areas. They were about several feets from Sojourer and Enerjax's position. They were both panting and were about to stop when cream caught sight of some jeeps on the dusty road. She points.
"We got rides!"
"Finally!"
They started heading toward the jeep.
Meanwhile, Sojourer and Enerjax were still by the fountain as sojouror took out two devices. A tracking device and a detonator. He turns on the tracking device. On the grid-screen, two yellow dots indicating cream and tails were heading towards items indicating the jeeps.
"They're heading for the 1st jeep."
Enerjax snatches the detonator away from sojourer as he had an angry look on his face after what cream did.
"Let me do it."
"Not yet. Not until they leave the area. Besides, they have the chao drive so they might bail. They are better to us alive anyway. At least for the time being."
Cut To:
Meanwhile, Cream and Tails got in the 1st jeep. Cream in driver's, tails in shotgun.
"Know how to drive this thing?"
"I rode a bike. So, I know how to drive."
Cream starts the engines and rode off.
Cut To:
Meanwhile, Sojourer, Enerjax, and the DL echidnas from the fountain as sojourer kept his gaze at the device.
"Alright. They're several feets. Do it."
Enerjax chuckles.
"About damn time."
Enerjax didn't hesitate as he pressed the button.
Cut To:
Cream and Tails were several feets away from them as they rode over a dusty road where a steep hill was by it guarded by two metal rails.
"How the hell did they find us?"
"They didn't. They just knew where to find the chao drive."
Before tails could say anything else, a random beeping noise caught his attention including cream.
"What's that?"
Cream started looking around the car. She looked down at her feet and noticed a red flashing light right behind the accelerator followed by a counter on the radio screen counting down to 20 seconds. Cream was shocked.
"Shit."
"What is it?"
Cream eyes the road.
"They wired the car."
Tails gazes her in shocked.
"What?!"
"They wired the damn car!"
Tails desperately tried to get out the car but to no avail.
"Dammit! They jammed the car!"
"We gotta think of a way outta here! We can't stop the car!"
Tails looked out the window at the steep hill. It was a long way down. He looked at the radio screen counting down to 15 seconds.
"Hey, cream."
"Yeah?"
"Ever rode down a hill before?"
Cream kept her eye on the road not looking at him.
"No, why?"
Tails desperately grabbed onto the wheels much to cream's surprise.
"Hey, what are you--!"
Tails swerved the wheel to the left side. The force of the jeep broke the metal off the side breaking the jeep's door off. Tails grabbed cream and jumped off the jeep onto the hill. They both screamed for dear life.
The countdown was a 1 second before...
(Booom!!)
The jeep exploded in mid air in a huge explosion, then crashed onto the hill tumbling downward.
Cream and Tails started tumbling down the hill like rolling barrels grunting and groaning throughout every inch of their body. They shortly got separated a few inches from each other while rolling down.
"Aaah!!" They both cried
Not only that they were rolling on the ground, but they were bouncing like balls over their stomaches and backs. A thick tree branch was in tails' way as he landed on it in between his legs as he groan in pain the impact of the branch hitting his nutsack. He rolled from the branch and continued downward.
Three sets of hard tree branches were in cream's way as she tumbled and crashed he legs on the 1st set.
"Ow!"
She crashed her forehead on the second set.
"Ohh!"
And the back of her head on the 3rd set which broke the branch off.
"Ow! My head!"
She continues tumbling downward for several minutes as cream finally caught onto a safety branches at the end of the hill. She grunts trying to hang on until...
"Aah!"
She looked and saw tails' body piled onto her. She started falling and falling down from the hill.
They soon made a big splash into a pond with their clothes on this time. They both soon surfaces as tails spits some water from his mouth as well as cream did. They both started panting heavily.
"That wasn't so bad." Tails said
"Yeah, I agree."
"What's next?"
Tails regretted asking that question until a burnt up flaming jeep came tumbling down the hill and headed straight down for them. Cream and Tails looked with widen eyes.
"Oh, shit!" They both said
The jeep crashed into the huge pond in a big splash. Luckily, Cream and Tails were at the side evading the disaster.
Seconds Later, they got out the pond obviously soaked and wet. It didn't take long for cream to grabbed tails by the collar and forced him against the tree.
"What's next?! You hav-You have to say that?!" Cream fumed
"Hey, hey! I saved our lives!"
Cream shakes her head.
"No. No, no, no, no no. (points at him) You almost got me killed. Twice!"
"Correction: Us killed."
"Read my lips. There is no us! Understand?!"
Tails nods as cream lets him go.
"Now look, I appreciate you saving my life back there. But that is no excuse for doing what you just did!"
"Hey, if I hadn't did that, we both be in shit."
"Going down a long as hell hill wasn't the thought I had in mind."
"Oh, yeah? What was the thought you had in mind? Hmm?"
"Easy. Going out the other way."
"Oh, sure."
"Just remember. If you do a crazy-ass stunt like that again, then so help me god, I will break my vow and kill you now."
"You don't even have a gun."
Cream paused.
"You're right."
"Just as I thought."
"Head or Gut?"
"What?"
"You heard me."
Tails smacked his lips.
"Come on, man."
"Head or Gut? Cause I could always do both."
Tails sighs and shakes his head.
"Head!"
"Final answer?"
"Yeah."
Cream didn't hesitate as she punched Tails straight in the face.
"Oh!
(Darkness)
Fade In-
Tails' eyes open and his visions were blurred before coming back into focus seeing a camp fire in the middle of the jungle. It was almost dark as he sat up and saw cream by the fire gazing him.
"You alright?"
Tails strokes his head.
"Ow! You had to hit me so hard? I'd rather you kill me."
"You forget. I'm not like that."
"Why? I mean, how do you defend yourself?"
"I don't. Not neccesarily."
"Why?"
Cream sighs frustratedly. Tails noticed.
"Look, I'm sorry. I just -- I just want to know why someone such as yourself is...so...off on defensiveness. In other words, guns or fighting back."
Cream sighed for a while.
"When I was young, I always was polite to people around me. Been doing it since I was 6. That's how I made lots of friends. Then one day when I was in school, I ran in with a bully. She wanted to fight, I declined. But that didn't matter. I didn't know what she wanted to fight me about and that didn't matter either. (paused) Next thing you know, I, uh, did the one thing I shouldn't do and that's defending myself. After that, things weren't the same for me. One day, I went to an anger management club and you know how it goes. But you know, after what happened, word started going around the school that I brutally assault a girl that I had no intention of fighting in the first place. That...changed me in ways I couldn't imagine. (sighs) So, I made a vow that I would never pick fights, or use guns at all unless provoked in any way. And when I say provoked in any way, I mean when fighting. No guns. Truthfully, I really don't like picking fights."
Tails slightly nods.
"I noticed. Why you don't use any guns?"
"They hurt people. (shakes head) I don't like that. I really don't. That's how wars are started throughout guns. The killing, the hatred, everything. One shot, and they take you away. For life."
"Man. That is tough."
"No kidding. (eyes tails) What about you?"
Tails sighs.
"I was a conman about 2 years ago. I was running one job with my partner. Then one day, when he took money from the wrong people, it cost him his life. So I retired."
"Now that's tough. Seems to me that you're still doing it."
"Meaning..."
Cream gazes tails as if she was talking about him conning her. Tails soon realizes.
"Oh. Well, it's sort of a habit. Or an idea if you will in case someone wants something from me. Where I'm from, some people don't give me anything in return. And that...is what bothers me."
Cream scoffs.
"You mean, you conned me because you thought that I wouldn't give you anything in return? Is that what you're telling me?"
Tails nods.
"You're not mad, are you?"
"No. If I was, I hit you again."
Tails chuckles, then eyes cream sternly while smiling. Cream noticed.
"What?"
"I like you, cream."
Cream raises an eyebrow and smiles.
"Thanks. I get that a lot."
"No. Really. You handled yourself a lot through tough times and...you became nicer to people despite the violent natures you had in the past. I guess what I'm saying is, uh, you're a really nice person. For a rabbit."
Cream chuckles.
"And you're fun to play with too. Unlike Amy was."
"She's been hard on you lately?"
"No, not too hard. Save the black eye."
"Ah."
"But I learn to live with it. You know, I really don't hit women. It's never in my nature. Hope she didn't tell you that." Tails chuckled followed by cream, who shook her head.
"No. (paused, sighs) I really miss cheese. Wish I know where he is and get him back before something bad happens to him."
"Don't worry. We'll find him. Together."
Cream smiles as tails noticed.
"What?"
"I'm glad the "Us" situation didn't come up. But "Together" is cool."
Tails nods.
"Let's get some sleep."
Cream nods.
Dissolve To:
(Morning)
The morning sun rose several hours later as cream and tails were still asleep on the ground. They were comfortably sleeping when tails slightly opened his eyes for some particular reason.
"Come on, cream. The sex don't start til later."
His eyes were half opened as he looked to find cream turned over with her back facing him. Tails eyes fully opened as he soon felt something on his legs. He looked and was surprised to see a purple octopus on his legs with all arms grooming him.
"Oh, my god. (nudges cream) Cream. (nudges her) Cream!"
"Mmm. Mommy, I wanna sleep til noon. Got work tomorrow."
Tails eyes her in complete shock.
"So much for 6 year old memories. (nudges her harder) Cream!"
"Mmm. What? (turns around) What?"
"Something's on my leg."
"Can't be. I faked the whole thing."
"No shit. But there is really an octopus on my legs."
Cream turns and eyes tails.
"Are you shitting a shitter?"
"No. It's grooming me like a little bitch. Look!"
Cream looks and saw the eight-legged water fish before chuckling.
"I think it likes you."
"Oh, now you've noticed. Get 'em off."
"My pleasure."
Cream gets up to her feet and approached tails' leg that the octopus held. She nudges it.
"Hey, octopussy. Humping season's over. Come on, get off."
"I didn't know that female octopus' has pussies that can actually suck."
"Come on. (nudges it) Off you go!"
Cream was caught off guard when the octopus consumed her entire face. Muffled screams was heard from cream as she desperately tried to get the creature off at the same time tails started guffawing with laughter rolling on his back.
"Get this thing off me!" Cream shouted, muffled
But tails continued laughing as cream kept trying to get the octopus off her stepping forward and backward while doing so. Tails held his chest and regains his composure of laughter before getting to his feet.
"Oh, man, that's priceless! Alright, creamella. I'm on it."
Tails approached cream and started giving it a tug to get it off but to no avail.
"Come on. Let go. It's me you want, remember? You know you want my penis, right? Let go!"
Tails kept pulling while cream kept screaming. He soon stops.
"Oh, my god. What is it doing?!" Cream said, muffled
Tails eyes widen.
"W-what's it doing?!"
"Don't ask! Just get it off! The pussy is gonna blow oil!"
"Shit!"
Tails desperately went and got a 4x4 wooden stick which isn't heavy for tails as he quickly ran and gave the octopus a hard whack which threw cream's body to the ground. Tails went and continues whacking the octopus and cream in the process.
"Get off her! Bad pussy! Bad Pussy!"
"Ow! Ohh! Hey! Watch it! That's my--Ooh! That's my face! Ow!"
Tails wind back the stick and before he could whack again, the octopus got released from cream's face. She pants heavily before noticing the 4x4 coming down to her face. Her eyes widen.
"Stop!!" Her voice echoed
Cream closed her eyes with gritted teeth. She opened her eyes to find the 4x4 inches from her face as tails pants heavily and threw the stick aside.
"You okay?"
Tails offered cream his hand. Cream takes it and gets up before jabbing tails in the gut.
"Ooh!"
Tails grasped his gut.
"What's that for?"
"That's my way of saying "Thank You!" You would've almost killed me with that thing!"
"Look, it's off you, okay?" Tails said, groaning
Cream grunts in disgust while wiping her face.
"Gross! I hate penis eating octopussy!"
"You and me both, sister. And it's octopus."
"W-whatever! You got the chao drive?"
"Yeah."
"Come on. We're getting out of here and straight back to the town."
"What a splendid idea."
Tails and cream looks forward and saw Sojourer, Enerjax, and some DL Echidnas in front of them.
"Allow us to take you there." Sojourer said
Cream and Tails started running the grassy areas. They were about several feets from Sojourer and Enerjax's position. They were both panting and were about to stop when cream caught sight of some jeeps on the dusty road. She points.
"We got rides!"
"Finally!"
They started heading toward the jeep.
Meanwhile, Sojourer and Enerjax were still by the fountain as sojouror took out two devices. A tracking device and a detonator. He turns on the tracking device. On the grid-screen, two yellow dots indicating cream and tails were heading towards items indicating the jeeps.
"They're heading for the 1st jeep."
Enerjax snatches the detonator away from sojourer as he had an angry look on his face after what cream did.
"Let me do it."
"Not yet. Not until they leave the area. Besides, they have the chao drive so they might bail. They are better to us alive anyway. At least for the time being."
Cut To:
Meanwhile, Cream and Tails got in the 1st jeep. Cream in driver's, tails in shotgun.
"Know how to drive this thing?"
"I rode a bike. So, I know how to drive."
Cream starts the engines and rode off.
Cut To:
Meanwhile, Sojourer, Enerjax, and the DL echidnas from the fountain as sojourer kept his gaze at the device.
"Alright. They're several feets. Do it."
Enerjax chuckles.
"About damn time."
Enerjax didn't hesitate as he pressed the button.
Cut To:
Cream and Tails were several feets away from them as they rode over a dusty road where a steep hill was by it guarded by two metal rails.
"How the hell did they find us?"
"They didn't. They just knew where to find the chao drive."
Before tails could say anything else, a random beeping noise caught his attention including cream.
"What's that?"
Cream started looking around the car. She looked down at her feet and noticed a red flashing light right behind the accelerator followed by a counter on the radio screen counting down to 20 seconds. Cream was shocked.
"Shit."
"What is it?"
Cream eyes the road.
"They wired the car."
Tails gazes her in shocked.
"What?!"
"They wired the damn car!"
Tails desperately tried to get out the car but to no avail.
"Dammit! They jammed the car!"
"We gotta think of a way outta here! We can't stop the car!"
Tails looked out the window at the steep hill. It was a long way down. He looked at the radio screen counting down to 15 seconds.
"Hey, cream."
"Yeah?"
"Ever rode down a hill before?"
Cream kept her eye on the road not looking at him.
"No, why?"
Tails desperately grabbed onto the wheels much to cream's surprise.
"Hey, what are you--!"
Tails swerved the wheel to the left side. The force of the jeep broke the metal off the side breaking the jeep's door off. Tails grabbed cream and jumped off the jeep onto the hill. They both screamed for dear life.
The countdown was a 1 second before...
(Booom!!)
The jeep exploded in mid air in a huge explosion, then crashed onto the hill tumbling downward.
Cream and Tails started tumbling down the hill like rolling barrels grunting and groaning throughout every inch of their body. They shortly got separated a few inches from each other while rolling down.
"Aaah!!" They both cried
Not only that they were rolling on the ground, but they were bouncing like balls over their stomaches and backs. A thick tree branch was in tails' way as he landed on it in between his legs as he groan in pain the impact of the branch hitting his nutsack. He rolled from the branch and continued downward.
Three sets of hard tree branches were in cream's way as she tumbled and crashed he legs on the 1st set.
"Ow!"
She crashed her forehead on the second set.
"Ohh!"
And the back of her head on the 3rd set which broke the branch off.
"Ow! My head!"
She continues tumbling downward for several minutes as cream finally caught onto a safety branches at the end of the hill. She grunts trying to hang on until...
"Aah!"
She looked and saw tails' body piled onto her. She started falling and falling down from the hill.
They soon made a big splash into a pond with their clothes on this time. They both soon surfaces as tails spits some water from his mouth as well as cream did. They both started panting heavily.
"That wasn't so bad." Tails said
"Yeah, I agree."
"What's next?"
Tails regretted asking that question until a burnt up flaming jeep came tumbling down the hill and headed straight down for them. Cream and Tails looked with widen eyes.
"Oh, shit!" They both said
The jeep crashed into the huge pond in a big splash. Luckily, Cream and Tails were at the side evading the disaster.
Seconds Later, they got out the pond obviously soaked and wet. It didn't take long for cream to grabbed tails by the collar and forced him against the tree.
"What's next?! You hav-You have to say that?!" Cream fumed
"Hey, hey! I saved our lives!"
Cream shakes her head.
"No. No, no, no, no no. (points at him) You almost got me killed. Twice!"
"Correction: Us killed."
"Read my lips. There is no us! Understand?!"
Tails nods as cream lets him go.
"Now look, I appreciate you saving my life back there. But that is no excuse for doing what you just did!"
"Hey, if I hadn't did that, we both be in shit."
"Going down a long as hell hill wasn't the thought I had in mind."
"Oh, yeah? What was the thought you had in mind? Hmm?"
"Easy. Going out the other way."
"Oh, sure."
"Just remember. If you do a crazy-ass stunt like that again, then so help me god, I will break my vow and kill you now."
"You don't even have a gun."
Cream paused.
"You're right."
"Just as I thought."
"Head or Gut?"
"What?"
"You heard me."
Tails smacked his lips.
"Come on, man."
"Head or Gut? Cause I could always do both."
Tails sighs and shakes his head.
"Head!"
"Final answer?"
"Yeah."
Cream didn't hesitate as she punched Tails straight in the face.
"Oh!
(Darkness)
Fade In-
Tails' eyes open and his visions were blurred before coming back into focus seeing a camp fire in the middle of the jungle. It was almost dark as he sat up and saw cream by the fire gazing him.
"You alright?"
Tails strokes his head.
"Ow! You had to hit me so hard? I'd rather you kill me."
"You forget. I'm not like that."
"Why? I mean, how do you defend yourself?"
"I don't. Not neccesarily."
"Why?"
Cream sighs frustratedly. Tails noticed.
"Look, I'm sorry. I just -- I just want to know why someone such as yourself is...so...off on defensiveness. In other words, guns or fighting back."
Cream sighed for a while.
"When I was young, I always was polite to people around me. Been doing it since I was 6. That's how I made lots of friends. Then one day when I was in school, I ran in with a bully. She wanted to fight, I declined. But that didn't matter. I didn't know what she wanted to fight me about and that didn't matter either. (paused) Next thing you know, I, uh, did the one thing I shouldn't do and that's defending myself. After that, things weren't the same for me. One day, I went to an anger management club and you know how it goes. But you know, after what happened, word started going around the school that I brutally assault a girl that I had no intention of fighting in the first place. That...changed me in ways I couldn't imagine. (sighs) So, I made a vow that I would never pick fights, or use guns at all unless provoked in any way. And when I say provoked in any way, I mean when fighting. No guns. Truthfully, I really don't like picking fights."
Tails slightly nods.
"I noticed. Why you don't use any guns?"
"They hurt people. (shakes head) I don't like that. I really don't. That's how wars are started throughout guns. The killing, the hatred, everything. One shot, and they take you away. For life."
"Man. That is tough."
"No kidding. (eyes tails) What about you?"
Tails sighs.
"I was a conman about 2 years ago. I was running one job with my partner. Then one day, when he took money from the wrong people, it cost him his life. So I retired."
"Now that's tough. Seems to me that you're still doing it."
"Meaning..."
Cream gazes tails as if she was talking about him conning her. Tails soon realizes.
"Oh. Well, it's sort of a habit. Or an idea if you will in case someone wants something from me. Where I'm from, some people don't give me anything in return. And that...is what bothers me."
Cream scoffs.
"You mean, you conned me because you thought that I wouldn't give you anything in return? Is that what you're telling me?"
Tails nods.
"You're not mad, are you?"
"No. If I was, I hit you again."
Tails chuckles, then eyes cream sternly while smiling. Cream noticed.
"What?"
"I like you, cream."
Cream raises an eyebrow and smiles.
"Thanks. I get that a lot."
"No. Really. You handled yourself a lot through tough times and...you became nicer to people despite the violent natures you had in the past. I guess what I'm saying is, uh, you're a really nice person. For a rabbit."
Cream chuckles.
"And you're fun to play with too. Unlike Amy was."
"She's been hard on you lately?"
"No, not too hard. Save the black eye."
"Ah."
"But I learn to live with it. You know, I really don't hit women. It's never in my nature. Hope she didn't tell you that." Tails chuckled followed by cream, who shook her head.
"No. (paused, sighs) I really miss cheese. Wish I know where he is and get him back before something bad happens to him."
"Don't worry. We'll find him. Together."
Cream smiles as tails noticed.
"What?"
"I'm glad the "Us" situation didn't come up. But "Together" is cool."
Tails nods.
"Let's get some sleep."
Cream nods.
Dissolve To:
(Morning)
The morning sun rose several hours later as cream and tails were still asleep on the ground. They were comfortably sleeping when tails slightly opened his eyes for some particular reason.
"Come on, cream. The sex don't start til later."
His eyes were half opened as he looked to find cream turned over with her back facing him. Tails eyes fully opened as he soon felt something on his legs. He looked and was surprised to see a purple octopus on his legs with all arms grooming him.
"Oh, my god. (nudges cream) Cream. (nudges her) Cream!"
"Mmm. Mommy, I wanna sleep til noon. Got work tomorrow."
Tails eyes her in complete shock.
"So much for 6 year old memories. (nudges her harder) Cream!"
"Mmm. What? (turns around) What?"
"Something's on my leg."
"Can't be. I faked the whole thing."
"No shit. But there is really an octopus on my legs."
Cream turns and eyes tails.
"Are you shitting a shitter?"
"No. It's grooming me like a little bitch. Look!"
Cream looks and saw the eight-legged water fish before chuckling.
"I think it likes you."
"Oh, now you've noticed. Get 'em off."
"My pleasure."
Cream gets up to her feet and approached tails' leg that the octopus held. She nudges it.
"Hey, octopussy. Humping season's over. Come on, get off."
"I didn't know that female octopus' has pussies that can actually suck."
"Come on. (nudges it) Off you go!"
Cream was caught off guard when the octopus consumed her entire face. Muffled screams was heard from cream as she desperately tried to get the creature off at the same time tails started guffawing with laughter rolling on his back.
"Get this thing off me!" Cream shouted, muffled
But tails continued laughing as cream kept trying to get the octopus off her stepping forward and backward while doing so. Tails held his chest and regains his composure of laughter before getting to his feet.
"Oh, man, that's priceless! Alright, creamella. I'm on it."
Tails approached cream and started giving it a tug to get it off but to no avail.
"Come on. Let go. It's me you want, remember? You know you want my penis, right? Let go!"
Tails kept pulling while cream kept screaming. He soon stops.
"Oh, my god. What is it doing?!" Cream said, muffled
Tails eyes widen.
"W-what's it doing?!"
"Don't ask! Just get it off! The pussy is gonna blow oil!"
"Shit!"
Tails desperately went and got a 4x4 wooden stick which isn't heavy for tails as he quickly ran and gave the octopus a hard whack which threw cream's body to the ground. Tails went and continues whacking the octopus and cream in the process.
"Get off her! Bad pussy! Bad Pussy!"
"Ow! Ohh! Hey! Watch it! That's my--Ooh! That's my face! Ow!"
Tails wind back the stick and before he could whack again, the octopus got released from cream's face. She pants heavily before noticing the 4x4 coming down to her face. Her eyes widen.
"Stop!!" Her voice echoed
Cream closed her eyes with gritted teeth. She opened her eyes to find the 4x4 inches from her face as tails pants heavily and threw the stick aside.
"You okay?"
Tails offered cream his hand. Cream takes it and gets up before jabbing tails in the gut.
"Ooh!"
Tails grasped his gut.
"What's that for?"
"That's my way of saying "Thank You!" You would've almost killed me with that thing!"
"Look, it's off you, okay?" Tails said, groaning
Cream grunts in disgust while wiping her face.
"Gross! I hate penis eating octopussy!"
"You and me both, sister. And it's octopus."
"W-whatever! You got the chao drive?"
"Yeah."
"Come on. We're getting out of here and straight back to the town."
"What a splendid idea."
Tails and cream looks forward and saw Sojourer, Enerjax, and some DL Echidnas in front of them.
"Allow us to take you there." Sojourer said