Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Love of the Rap Game ❯ One-Shot

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Chapter One

(This story starts in a dream. Amy's dreaming about the one thing she always wanted to be: a rapper.)

Amy: Billy, could I talk to you for a second?
Billy: Sure thing.

(Billy Lee is the seventeen-year-old owner of U Da Man Records, a rap and r&b record label. Billy met Amy a year ago.)

Amy: Now, Billy, I know you own U Da Man Records. Could I join your label?
Billy: You have got to be kidding me! There ain't no room for women in my label! Sorry, but you can't.
Amy: (pleading) Please?
Billy: NO! Now get the hell on!
Amy: (pleading) Please reconsider? Please?

(Billy brutally assaults Amy. Then Amy wakes up from her dream.)

Amy: (yawning) All man. What a nightmare! I thought Billy was gonna kill me!

(Amy gets up and gets ready to go to work at the Floating Island Fair, a theme park owned by Knux.)

Underdog: Hey, Amy!
Amy: What is it, UD?
Underdog: Sonic just called. He said he wanted to see you at his mansion.
Amy: Well, I don't have time. I gotta make my money.

(The phone rings.)

Underdog: Hello!
Knux: (on the phone) What's up, UD?!
Underdog: Hey there Knux. What's up?!
Knux: Do me a favor will you? Tell Amy she has the day off. The Hundred-Foot-Monster (one of the roller coasters) just de-railed. Professional technicians are working on it as we speak.
Underdog: I'll tell her.
Knux: Appreciate it.

(Knux hangs up.)

Underdog: Hey, Amy!
Amy: What, UD?
Underdog: Guess what?
Amy: What?!
Underdog: Knux just called and told me you got the day off. The Hundred-Foot-Monster de-railed. And technicians are working on it.
Amy: Well, I guess that means I can go see Sonic now. Can you take me to his mansion?
Underdog: No problem.

(Underdog is a twenty-year-old superhero. He and Amy have been roommates for a long time.)

Chapter Two

(Underdog treats Amy for a ride in his 2000 Mercedes Benz. They head for Sonic's mansion. Underdog gets on the freeway and does 90.)

Amy: Slow down!
Underdog: Hell no! I feel the need for speed!

(Police sirens go off. Underdog pulls over.)

Police Officer: How are you two doing today?
Underdog: We're fine, officer.
Police Officer: The reason I stopped you is because you were doing speeds in excess of 90 mph. Did you realize how fast you were goin'?
Amy: Officer, I told him to slow down.
Underdog: (whispering to Amy) Let me handle this, Amy. (Talking to officer) Officer, I was keeping my eyes on the road. I thought I was doing the speed limit (70 mph), but then I looked down at the speedometer and THEN I realized I was doing over 70. I was slowing down before you pulled me over.
Amy: Officer, he's.... (Underdog covers her mouth.)
Police Officer: Let me see your driver's license and registration, please.
Underdog: Comin' right up, officer.

(Underdog gives the officer the stuff.)

Knux: I need you to step out the car. Passenger, you too, please.
Amy: Damn! Now look what you got us into, UD!
Police Officer: Passenger, you have any contraband or weapons?
Amy: (Showing fear) No, sir.
Police Officer: What about you, driver?
Underdog: No, sir. You can check my car. I ain't got no illegal stuff.

(The officer checks Underdog's car. All he can find is a toy gun. Amy screams when she sees it.)

Police Officer: This is only a toy, right?
Underdog: Yes, sir. I had that since I was a child.
Police Officer: Passenger, you're excused. Driver, I need you to follow me over here please.

(Underdog obeys.)

Police Officer: Now, I'm about to give you a sobriety test. Have you consumed any alcoholic beverages today?
Underdog: No, sir.
Police Officer: OK, then. Spell apple backwards for me.
Underdog: E-L-P-P-A.
Police Officer: Now, I want you to count to ten while hopping on one foot.
Amy: (To herself) Come on, now! Shit!

(Underdog passes that part of the test.)

Police Officer: Now, I want you to blow as hard as you can into this tube. This will find out how much blood alcohol content you have.

(Underdog obeys. It turns out he hasn't been drinking.)

Police Officer: Okay, you haven't been drinking. But watch your speed next time. You have a good day.
Amy: Same to you, officer.

Chapter Three

(After Amy and Underdog we're sent on their way by the officer, they finally arrive at Sonic's mansion. Sonic and his wife, Sally, are watching horror movies.)

(Underdog knocks on the door.)

Sally: Who is it?
Amy: It's Amy and UD!

(Sally opens the door.)

Sally: Hey there, Amy. We've been expecting you. I see you've brought along a friend. What's your name?
Underdog: Underdog. But everyone calls me UD.
Sally: I heard of you. Miles was talkin' about you.
Underdog: Yeah! Miles and I were old high school buddies. Do you know where I can find him?
Sally: He should be in his workshop. He's there for hours.
Amy: What does Sonic wanna see me for?
Sally: He says he has some information that you would like. Come on in.

(Amy and Underdog enter the mansion.)

Sonic: Hey, Amy!
Amy: Sonic! What's up!
Sonic: UD! What's goin' on?
Underdog: Nothin', really. We got pulled over before we came here.
Amy: He had to lie to avoid gettin' a ticket.
Underdog: I ain't lie about nothin'. He asked us....
Sonic: (Interrupting Underdog) Skip it. Come in the kitchen, you guys.

(Amy, Underdog, Sonic, and Sally go into the kitchen.)

Sonic: Now, Amy. You told me you wanted to be a rapper, right?
Amy: Hell yeah! I must be a rapper!
Sonic: I got the phone number of Billy Lee, owner of U Da Man Records.
Amy: Billy Lee?! I heard he used to be in jail for assault.
Sonic: Nonsense! He's only seventeen. He says he wants to come to your house and hear your stuff.
Amy: Cool! Give me the number!

(Sonic gives Amy the number.)

Sally: Can you rap really good, Amy?
Amy: Been rappin' since the age of ten.

(Underdog's pager goes off.)

Underdog: Hey, Amy! Is this Knux's number?
Amy: (Looking at the pager) Yeah. It is.
Underdog: Let's go to the crib. We can see what he wants.
Amy: Let's call him here.
Sally: Our phone's disconnected right now. We'll get it reconnected soon.
Amy: Let's go, UD.

(Underdog and Amy leave and head for home.)


Chapter Four

(After Amy gets the phone number of Billy, she and Underdog head back home.)

Amy: UD, let me use the phone.
Underdog: Do you really think this Billy Lee will like your rap?
Amy: I'm sure he will.

(Amy dials the number.)

Tha Boss: U Da Man Records!
Amy: Is this Billy Lee?
Tha Boss: No, this is Tha Boss.
Amy: I thought Billy was the boss?
Tha Boss: Tha Boss is my rap name. John is my real name.
Amy: Do you know when he'll be back?
Tha Boss: I have no idea. He said he went to see Amy Rose about something.
Amy: Well, you just happen to be talking to Amy Rose!
Tha Boss: Okay, Amy. You just stay at home. Billy will be there before you can say, "grapefruit."
Amy: Okay.

(Amy hangs up.)

Underdog: What did he say?
Amy: He wasn't there. He's coming here.

(There's a knock on the door.)

Underdog: Who is it?
Billy: It's Billy Lee!
Underdog: Come in!
Billy: Hey, what's up, man?
Underdog: You're Billy?!
Billy: Yeah. I'm seventeen years old. Is this Amy Rose's residence?
Underdog: She's in the bathroom.

(There's a flush in the toilet. Amy comes out of the bathroom.)

Amy: Hey UD! I think....Gasp! It's Billy!
Billy: In a flash. Nice to meet you.
Amy: Likewise. Billy, can I ask you a question? Have you ever been to jail?
Billy: Me? Hell nawl! Why?
Amy: Just asking.
Billy: Now let's get serious, here. I was referred to you by your brother-in-law, Sonic. I came here to see if you can really rap.
Amy: I'm very good at that.
Billy: Okay. I got a beat that you can freestyle to. If you make me proud, I'll sign you to my label, U Da Man Records.
Amy: Alright.
Billy: You got a CD player?
Amy: Over here.

(Billy puts the CD in.)

Billy: What's wrong? Nervous?
Amy: Yeah.
Billy: Well, don't be. Rappers fear no one, even the law. You're just rappin' in front of two people, compared to the thousands in our concerts.
Amy: Okay. I'll calm down.
Billy: Are you ready?
Amy: Hit it!

(Billy plays the beat. Amy raps like she's in front of a big audience. Billy has an impressed look on his face. Shortly thereafter, Billy starts shaking his head to the beat.)

Billy: (Doing a cutthroat motion) Cut the music!
Amy: Oh no! I blew it! I'll never become a rapper!
Billy: You blew it?! Hell nawl, you didn't! That was THE DOPEST STUFF I have ever heard! You're in my label, Amy! Congratulations!
Underdog: Way to go, Amy!
Amy: This...is...a dream...come true!
Billy: It was a dream come true for me when I got in the music biz.
Amy: Wait until Sonic hears about this! He'll flip his wig!
Billy: I love to see you smile. I need you to come to the recording studio with me. I can introduce you to my group, The Master Planners. And I can officially sign you to my label.
Amy: Let me get dressed.
Billy: You don't have to dress appropriately. This ain't a job interview.
Amy: Okay. In that case, let's go!

Chapter Five

(After Billy says Amy's signed to his label, they go to the recording studio.)

Billy: Alrighty, Amy. I need you to come in here.
Amy: What if the other Master Planners don't appreciate me?
Billy: Bullshit. They will.

(They enter the studio.)

Billy: Okay group. We have a new Master Planner. Her name's Amy Rose.

(The other Master Planners start laughing.)

Brutality Guy: Are you kidding, Billy?! She ain't worth nothin' in our label. You clearly said there was no room in the label for women.
Tha Boss: Billy, you did say that.
Amy: (Pleading) Give me a chance, you guys! Please!
C.G.S.C.: You ain't gonna catch me in a music video with her.
Billy: Amy, don't mind them. Yall remember, I own your asses.
Brutality Guy: Okay. I 'I'll give you one chance. If you can prove you definitely belong in this group, maybe I'll appreciate you.
C.G.S.C. and Tha Boss together: Agreed!
Amy: I won't let you down!
Billy: I know you won't, Amy. After they see your skills, they'll be speechless. Now come in the headquarters so we can officially sign you to this label.
Amy: Can you introduce me to these guys?
Billy: Oh yeah. I forgot. This is Cousin Green Sharp Car. C.G.S.C. for short. And here's Tha Boss. And that there is the Brutality Guy. We also have Driver Seven, who's not here yet. Now let's get you signed.

(C.G.S.C. is a month and a half older than Billy. That makes Billy the youngest member and the owner of the Master Planners. Tha Boss and Billy we're very best friends for five years, and the Brutality Guy is a former professional wrestler.)

Billy: Okay, Amy. I just need you to fill out these papers. Then you're in the label.
Amy: Are there any hard questions on here?
Billy: Nawl. You should be able to answer every single question on there.
Amy: Okay.

(Amy takes five minutes to fill out the papers, then she hands them to Billy.)

Billy: Okay. Welcome to U Da Man Records, Amy!
Amy: Yes!
Billy: The other Master Planners will appreciate you when I'm around. Now I will like to give you a warning, Amy.
Amy: Fire away.
Billy: We all know that this is America and we have freedom of speech. Say what you like on record. You can curse on it if you want. Just take advantage, okay?
Amy: Cool!
Billy: But, there's a rule that I give to new rappers. Despite the fact we fought hard for our freedom, I will not allow you to rap about other rappers. Is that understood?
Amy: If that's the rule I gotta follow to stay in the group, then it's understood.
Billy: Alrighty then. You can go where you like for today, but make sure you arrive at the studio at 10:00 sharp.
Amy: Ten o'clock? Gotcha.

Chapter Six

(After Billy gives Amy the warning, Amy heads home. But an unexpected guest is waiting. It's 7:00 PM. Amy knocks on the door.)

Underdog: Who is it?
Amy: UD! It's me! Open the door!
Miles: Amy?! Is that you?
Amy: Tails?! What are you doing here?
Miles: Call me Miles from now on. I got used to my real name, thanks to UD.
Amy: Miles, I got some good news for you. I'm goin' to the rap music business!
Miles: (Laughing) You're kidding, right?
Amy: Hell no I ain't kidding! I'm for real! Tell him UD!
Underdog: She's not fakin', Miles!
Miles: Wow, uh, that's awesome. But how?
Amy: Ever heard of Billy Lee?
Miles: Who hasn't heard of Billy Lee?! I'm in his label!
Amy: Well, I am too! He came over here and heard me rap. He said and I quote, "That was the dopest stuff I've ever heard! You're in my label!" Unquote.
Miles: You know you gotta be there at ten, do you?
Amy: Billy told me quote and unquote, "10:00 sharp."

(There's a knock on the door.)

Underdog: Who is it?
Driver 7: It's Driver Seven!
Underdog: Come in!
Amy: Hi! You must be Driver Seven. I'm Amy Rose.
Driver 7: Pleased to meet you, Amy. Welcome to U Da Man Records. We are the most successful record label in America. I'm sure Billy give you his warning, did he?
Amy: Yes he did. Don't you look a little old to rap?
Driver 7: I'm only thirty-five.
Amy: You look like you're in your fifties or something.
Driver 7: Nawl. You know where the studio is?
Amy: Not really.
Miles: I'll take you there to make sure you ain't late.
Driver 7: Good idea. Tardiness can cost you big time.
Amy: What time is it?
Driver 7: I got seven forty-five. If I were you, I'd go to sleep at least an hour earlier than usual.
Amy: Well, I normally go to sleep at nine, but now I got fifteen minutes to bathe and hit the hay!
Miles: It's about time for me to take my leave. See you around, UD! You too, Amy!
Amy: (running toward the bathroom) Okay!
Driver 7: I think I'll leave too. Tell Amy I said goodbye, UD!
Underdog: No problem.

(Amy takes a shower and brushes her teeth.)

Underdog: Damn! I gotta take a shit!
Amy: (In bathroom) Sonic's gonna flip his wig when I tell him I'm a rapper! I know he will.
Underdog: (Opening bathroom door) Are you through....HOLY SHIT!
Amy: UD! Get the hell out of here you peep freak!
Underdog: Hurry up will you! I gotta take a dump!

(Amy puts on a robe and gets ready for bed.)

Amy: Lights off!

(Amy goes to bed. Within thirty minutes, she falls asleep.)

Chapter Seven

(After Amy gets a good night sleep, she wakes up at 6 am.)

Amy: (Yawning) All man, what a sleep. Now it's time for the music biz.
Underdog: What are you doing up this early, Amy?
Amy: I gotta get ready to go to the studio, dummy!
Underdog: I know that, but you ain't have to wake up THIS early.
Amy: Well, anyway. Do you have breakfast prepared?
Underdog: I'm watching the news right now. You get it prepared.
Amy: This is your week to do it, remember?
Underdog: Oh yeah. I'll do it later.

(There's a knock on the door.)

Underdog: Who is it?
Knux: It's Knux!
Underdog: Come in!
Amy: Hey Knux honey!
Knux: Hey Amy!

(Amy and Knux kiss.)

Underdog: You two are in love? I ain't know that.
Amy: Knux had a crush on me since the sixth grade.
Knux: True dat.
Underdog: I bet you came here to ask Amy why she quit at the fair.
Knux: Hell no! I just came here to see her. Besides, I know why she quit and it's a damn good reason. People gotta better their selves, you know.
Amy: Man, I can't wait! My first day in the music biz!
Knux: Are you nervous?
Amy: Yeah. A little bit.
Underdog: Remember what Billy said. Rappers fear no one, even the law.

(There's a knock on the door.)

Underdog: Who is it?
Unknown Voice: Open up!
Underdog: Amy, see who that is, will you?
Amy: Okay.

(Amy looks through the window on the door.)

Amy: It's some guy in a mask.
Knux: Well, one thing's for sure. This ain't Halloween.

(The person barges through the door.)

Underdog: That mother fucker got a gun!
Unknown Person: This is a robbery! Give me all your money!
Amy: (Crying and pleading) Don't shoot! I ain't got no money! I swear!
Unknown Person: You're lying, bitch!

(There's another break-in. It's Billy! Billy attacks the person and puts her to sleep.)

Underdog: Thanks a lot, Billy.
Billy: No problem.
Knux: Are you okay, Amy?
Amy: (Crying on Knux's shoulder) Yes, I'm okay. Thank God he didn't shoot us.
Billy: That's a bitch I've been chasing. She stole my drum machine. This baby will produce the beat in the songs we will make, Amy.
Amy: (Hugging Billy) How can I ever repay you, Billy?
Billy: That's unnecessary. I'm just glad to see you safe.
Knux: Billy, I want to give you a warning. Amy is my girlfriend. If you or anybody in your group does something bad to her, it's your ass!
Billy: Ain't nothin' gonna happen to her. At least, I or the other Master Planners won't do nothing to her. We'll treat her like family. I swear to God on every book in the Bible.
Underdog: I just called the police. They're on their way to arrest this punk.
Knux: Okay, I trust you, Billy.
Billy: Sorry I had to rip the door off the hinges. I'll pay to get that fixed. I'll see you at ten, Amy!
Amy: Okay! And thanks again!
Knux: Good luck in the music biz, Amy! I gotta go to the fair and see about the Hundred-Foot-Monster. Call me when you get a chance!
Amy: I will. I'll see you later, Knux honey!

(Amy blows a kiss at Knux.)

Underdog: Let me get breakfast prepared.

Chapter Eight

(After Knux and Billy leave, Amy waits for Miles.)

Underdog: Breakfast sure is a great way to start a day.
Amy: You damn right. Want some cereal?
Underdog: Nawl. I'm real full. What do you wanna do until Miles gets here?
Amy: I'm just gonna chill out, watch a little TV, you know.

(Underdog and Amy just relax for a while. Amy daydreams a bit, then she hears a horn honk outside.)

Amy: That must be Miles. I'll see you later, UD!
Underdog: Okay, have fun!

(Amy spots Miles's car.)

Miles: What's up, Amy! Ready to rap?
Amy: Hell yeah! Let's go!

(Miles and Amy go to the studio. But an unexpected guest is waiting....)

Amy: What the hell was that?
Miles: What the hell was what?
Amy: Listen.

(Miles hears gunshots coming from behind him. Then he sees a car in his rear view mirror speeding up towards him.)

Amy: Why is that guy coming towards us?
Miles: HOLY SHIT! It's Blue Sharp Car! Time to put the pedal to the metal!
Blue Sharp Car: I got your ass now, Miles!
Amy: Go! Go! Step on it!
Miles: I'm goin'! I'm goin'!

(A high speed chase goes on.)

Blue Sharp Car: Squeeze up on the mother fuckers, man!
Amy: (Yelling) Why the hell is he shooting at us?!
Miles: (Yelling) I'll explain when we get to the studio!
Blue Sharp Car: Faster! Faster!
Amy: (Yelling) Miles! The bridge is goin' up!
Miles: (Yelling) I'm gonna jump the mother fucker!
Amy: (Yelling) NO! Take the right turn before the bridge!
Miles: (Yelling) The studio is behind that bridge! We have no choice!
Amy: (Screaming) OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT!

(Miles successfully jumps the bridge. Blue Sharp Car also makes it.)

Amy: (Out of breath) Where the hell is the studio?!
Miles: (Out of breath) Second right turn!
Blue Sharp Car: I'm gonna try the tires!

(Blue Sharp Car shoots out the right rear tire of Miles's car. Miles goes into a skid.)

Miles: That mother fucker shot out a tire! Get the hell out the car!

(Miles and Amy exit the car and dive into a building.)

Blue Sharp Car: Where the hell did they go?!
Driver of BSC's Car: I don't know.
Blue Sharp Car: Shit! We almost had them sons of bitches!
Miles: (In building) You okay, Amy?
Amy: (Crying) Yeah, I'm okay. This morning, we had a bitch with a gun. Now some other maniac comes shooting at us. What else can go wrong?!
Miles: AW SHIT! That son of a bitch got us tardy! Now we have to face the consequences.
Amy: Now we don't. Just tell Billy what happened. He'll understand.

(A horn honks.)

Knux: Hey, what are you two doing here?
Amy: Never mind that! Just take us to the studio!
Knux: What studio?
Miles: I'll show you where it's at.
Knux: Hop in.

(Miles gives Knux the directions to the studio. They arrive at 10:45 am.)

Miles: Thanks for the ride, Knux.
Knux: Now I didn't do this for both of you. I did this for Amy.
Amy: Knux, you're so sweet. That's why I love you.
Miles: Come on, Amy!
Amy: Give me a moment, Miles.

(Knux and Amy kiss for five minutes.)

Miles: GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL! Come on, Amy! Shit!
Amy: Here I come, Miles!

(Amy and Knux wave their goodbyes. Then Miles and Amy enter the studio.)

Chapter Nine

(After Miles and Amy enter the studio, Billy confronts them.)

Billy: You're late, Amy.
Miles: Let me explain what happened.
Billy: This better be good.
Amy: Billy, some maniac in a car was shooting at us for no reason at all! We were minding our own business, and he just came a shootin'!
Miles: First of all, Amy, he wasn't shooting at US! He was shooting at ME! Second of all, it was Blue Sharp Car that was shooting at me. He was shooting at me because we have a long history together.
Amy: Is this out of jealousy?
Miles: Hell nawl! This is a rivalry that dates back to our elementary school years.
Billy: Okay. If this is about Blue Sharp Car, you're excused. Amy, since you're new, I'll let this tardy slide. As far as you go Miles, the next time you see that mother fucker, kick his fuckin' ass!
Miles: Okay. It's all over with, so let's rap.

(Billy, Amy, and Miles sit down.)

Billy: Okay, Amy. Since we ain't got nothin' to do, we'll start work on your debut album. We just finished my album before you came into my life. What do you want the title of the album to be?
Amy: Let me think.

(Amy thinks for two minutes.)

Amy: How about "Law Breaka?"
Billy: Not bad. Now then, I just need you to write that on there. This is a song list contract. After we record songs, you be sure to write it on there. Ain't nothin' worse than a song unprotected by copyright.
Amy: Do I need to think of a couple of songs right now?
Billy: Nawl. We'll concentrate on one song at a time. Just put the title of the album on there. And while you're at it, think of the title of your FIRST song and write it on there.

(Amy does the work.)

Billy: What's the title of your first song?
Amy: "My Sweet Passion."
Billy: Okay. We're gonna make a tight beat. But before that, you just need to write lyrics in this notebook. I always keep college ruled notebooks handy, but if wide rule is your style, then I got some of those too.
Amy: College rule is fine with me.

(Amy takes fifteen minutes to write the lyrics.)

Billy: Let me see the lyrics.

(Billy looks through the lyrics.)

Billy: These are not bad lyrics. You'll have to have them memorized before we can record.
Amy: I'm very good at memorization.

(Amy takes ten more minutes to memorize the lyrics. Then she takes ten even more minutes to rehearse.)

Billy: Got them memorized?
Amy: I memorized and rehearsed them.
Billy: Splendid. That saves us time. Now lets get down to the fun part: beat makin'!
Amy: Yahoo!

(They take up an hour to make a beat to go with the song.)

Amy: Billy, let me rehearse one more time to make sure I got them memorized.
Billy: Go right ahead.
Brutality Guy: I wanna hear this.

(Amy raps.)

Tha Boss: Not bad, but it'll sound better with the beat.
C.G.S.C.: Go on and record. You got the lyrics down pat.
Billy: Okay, Amy. Here's the real shit. Adjust the mike to your liking.

(Amy only takes five seconds to adjust the microphone.)

Billy: You ready?
Amy: Hit it!

(Billy turns on the music and Amy raps. The other Master Planners seem impressed.)

Amy: Was that good or what?!
Miles: Good?! That shit was awesome!
Brutality Guy: Man, that was tight!
Tha Boss: That shit was off the hook!
C.G.S.C.: Now you will catch me in a music video with you, Amy!
Billy: (speechless) Splendid. Outstanding. Excellent. Marvelous. That's all I can say.
Amy: Been rappin' for a long time.
Driver 7: And it sure has paid off.
Billy: Now don't get excited. It's only one song. We got nineteen to go.
Brutality Guy: Amy, I will like to shake your hand.
Tha Boss: Me too.
C.G.S.C.: Me three.
Driver 7: Me four.

(The Brutality Guy, Tha Boss, C.G.S.C., and Driver 7 all shake Amy's hand.)

Amy: Thank you guys!
The rest of the Master Planners together: No problem!
Billy: Okay group, lunch time. We'll start work on your second song when we get back, Amy.
Amy: Alrighty.

Chapter Ten

(After the Master Planners finish work on Amy's first song, they head to a fancy restaurant to eat. But an unexpected guest is waiting...)

Amy: Where are we gonna eat?
Billy: I always go to this fancy restaurant here. They got some delicious food.
Brutality Guy: Which one? The Big Boys or Big Ass Burger?
Miles: Big Boys all the way.
Amy: Let's go there.
Driver 7: Ever eaten there before, Amy?
Amy: A million times!
C.G.S.C.: You got lunch on us, Amy.
Amy: Thanks, guys.

(They go into the restaurant.)

Billy: Okay, let's find a completely empty table.
Brutality Guy: There's one.
Amy: That's a smoking section. I can't stand smoke.
Brutality Guy: Well, you're gonna have to get used to it.
Billy: No, she don't. There's an empty table in the non smoking section.
Miles: We're there dude.

(They sit down and think of their orders.)

Sonic: May I take your....Amy?!
Amy: Sonic! What are you doing here?
Sonic: I work here, part time. Tryin' to get a little extra cash.
Miles: What's goin' on, Sonic?
Sonic: Nothin' much, Miles.
Billy: You're the guy that referred me to Amy, right?
Sonic: Yeah, I'm the guy.
Billy: I'm Billy Lee. Nice to meet you.
Sonic: Likewise.
Amy: Guess what, Sonic? I'm in his label!
Sonic: Cool! You'll be makin' big bucks in no time. You'll be rich like me.
Driver 7: If you're rich, then why are you working?
Sonic: I'm one of those guys that's rich for a limited time. After I spend all of my million dollars, then what the hell am I gonna do?
Brutality Guy: Can you take our orders now, my brotha?
Sonic: Sure thing. What can I get you?
Amy: I'll have the fried lobster, and an order of Boston Butt.
Miles: We call it Boston Ass. But anyway, I'll take that and the popcorn shrimp.
Billy: Give me the hamburgers, plain. And an order of french fries.
C.G.S.C.: Give me the same thing Billy's got.
Tha Boss: Give me the cheeseburgers with extra ketchup. And the popcorn shrimp.
Brutality Guy: Give me everything on the menu.
Sonic: Are you kidding?
Brutality Guy: I'm just bullshittin'. Give me the Boston Ass, and the grilled chicken.
Driver 7: Give me the same thing the Brutality Guy has.
Sonic: Got it all. Anything else?
Billy: Get us a cold drink.
Sonic: What kind? We got every kind you can think of.
Billy: Pepsi.
C.G.S.C.: Coke.
Amy: Pink lemonade.
Brutality Guy: Sprite.
Tha Boss: Mellow Yellow.
Driver 7: Root Beer.
Sonic: Root Beer?!
Driver 7: Yeah. Yall got that?
Sonic: The customer is always right. You'll get your root beer.
Miles: Let me get Coke.
Sonic: Okay. That'll be all?
Billy: That'll be it.
Sonic: Coming up in 5 minutes flat.

(Sonic was right. He got all of their orders right and only in five minutes.)

Sonic: Enjoy. Make sure you pay.
Billy: I'll pay for yours, Amy.
Amy: Thanks.

(The Master Planners take thirty minutes to eat, then they pay and leave.)

Billy: Okay, group. Let's start work on Amy's second rap.
Brutality Guy: What the hell happened to the car?
Billy: Man, somebody tore up my sixty thousand dollar car!
Miles: It was Blue Sharp Car! I know this sign from anywhere!
Amy: Oh no, not again!
Driver 7: Let's go get that mother fucker! You know where he's at, Miles?
Miles: That strip club across the street. Let's jump him!
Billy: Me and Miles are goin' in. The rest of yall just go to the repair shop and pay for those damages.
Tha Boss: Agreed.

(Billy and Miles go inside an adult bar. Not before long, they spot Blue Sharp Car. A brawl breaks out, and Blue Sharp Car ends up going to the hospital.)

Miles: Son of a bitch!
Billy: There are the Master Planners with the repaired car. Let's jet.

(Billy and Miles go into the repaired car, and head back to the studio.)

Chapter Eleven

(After the Master Planners return to the studio, they get ready to start work on Amy's second song. But an unexpected guest is waiting.)

Billy: Okay, Amy. What's the title of your second song?
Amy: Let me think.

(Amy thinks.)

Amy: What about....(The phone rings.)
Billy: Hold on a sec, Amy.

(Billy gets the phone.)

Billy: U Da Man Records!
Trina: Hi, is this Billy Lee?
Billy: Yeah, this is he.
Trina: This is Trina from Slip-N-Slide Records. How are you doing?
Billy: Trina?! Wow! I'm a big fan of yours. Let me say that I admire you.
Trina: Thanks. Are you busy on an album?
Billy: Yeah. I'm busy on the new Master Planner, Amy Rose's album. Why?
Trina: I was wondering if me and Trick Daddy can do a song with her.
Billy: Sure thing. I'll tell Amy right away. But we're busy on her second song. Could you come to the studio on say...Next Wednesday?
Trina: Yeah. We'll be there.
Billy: Okay. I'll see you next Wednesday, Trina.
Trina: Okay.

(Billy hangs up and returns to the studio.)

Billy: Hey Amy! Guess what?
Amy: What?
Billy: Trina and Trick Daddy are coming here to do a song with you next Wednesday.
Amy: WOW! Really?!
Billy: Yeah. That'll be the fifth song on the album. Now what was the title of the second song?
Amy: I was thinking "Watch What You Say." And I want you and Miles to be in it.
Miles: That's cool.
Brutality Guy: I can't wait to see Trina and Trick Daddy in person.
C.G.S.C.: They called here for real, Billy?
Billy: Trina did.
Tha Boss: Can't wait.
Billy: Okay, Amy. Let's write the lyrics to "Watch What You Say." Oh yeah, did you put that on the song list contract?
Amy: Yes I did.
Billy: Splendid. Now let's write these lyrics.

(Amy, Billy, and Miles take up twenty minutes to write the lyrics.)

Amy: Is it time to make a beat?
Billy: You know this.

(They take up an hour and a quarter to make a beat.)

Billy: I got my shit memorized. What about you, Amy?
Amy: It doesn't take me long to memorize stuff.
Billy: What about you, Miles?
Miles: Yeah. Let's rap.
Billy: Let's adjust the mike to everybody's liking.

(Miles takes thirty seconds to adjust the mike where everyone can reach it.)

Amy: Ready to do this shit?
Billy: Turn on the beat, Boss.
Tha Boss: It's on.

(Amy, Billy, and Miles record the song.)

Amy: Off the hook!
Brutality Guy: That was tight!
Billy: I think you're gettin' used to the music biz, Amy.
C.G.S.C.: What are we gonna do now?
Billy: What do yall wanna do?
Amy: I wanna start work on my third song.
Billy: We only do two songs a day, so wait till Monday. This equipment needs to cool off for a couple of days. It can catch a fire if we're not careful.
Brutality Guy: How's about we go to the arcade?
Tha Boss: Let's go!
Amy: Hey Driver 7, why are you so quiet?
Driver 7: I'm just chillin'.
Billy: Let's enjoy ourselves for the rest of the night, yall!
C.G.S.C.: Let's head to the 'cade!

Chapter Twelve

(After Amy and the Master Planners finish work on Amy's second song, they head to the arcade. But an unexpected guest is waiting....)

Amy: Well, here we are!
Billy: Okay, group. Let's go in here and have fun!

(Miles hears something burning.)

Miles: Hey guys, do you hear something burning?
Driver 7: I don't hear nothin'.
Tha Boss: Why is there smoke coming from the car?
Brutality Guy: Probably the engine is hot.
Tha Boss: Nawl. It's coming from inside the car.

(Tha Boss checks the car. It's a burning cross with the U Da Man Records logo attached to it.)

Amy: What the hell is that?
Miles: This is Blue Sharp Car's shit here! He's just threatening us.
Billy: Just fuck that nigga. Let's go in here and have some fun.
Amy: Uh, Billy. I think you should take this seriously.
Brutality Guy: Amy, that mother fucker ain't gonna do nothin'! Let's just go in the 'cade and have a night of fun.
Amy: You guys go right ahead. I'll come in there in a minute.

(Amy looks at the burning logo on the cross. She has fear in her eyes. After ten minutes of staring at the cross, she finally goes into the arcade and joins the Master Planners.)

C.G.S.C.: What's the matter, Amy?
Amy: Oh, nothin'. I'm fine. Let's have fun.

(Someone sneaks up from behind and touches Amy on her shoulder. Amy screams very loud. Luckily, it's just Underdog.)

Underdog: Amy! What's wrong?
Amy: (Out of breath) Oh, thank God it's just you, UD! What are you doing here?
Underdog: Just came here to have a little fun. How's things goin' with the music biz?
Amy: Just fine and dandy.
Miles: What's up, UD?!
Underdog: Nothin' much, Miles. How are you doing?
Miles: Excellent. What about you?
Underdog: Couldn't be better.
Miles: Amy! Why are you breathin' so hard?
Amy: Sometimes I just get nervous and I don't know why?
Miles: If this is because of that threat from Blue Sharp Car, don't worry about it. Just have fun, get some rest when we go to the hotel, and your mind will be off of Blue Sharp Car.
Underdog: You look a little stressed out. Just have fun. That's what arcades are for.
Amy: Okay. I'll have fun. And Blue Sharp Car, wherever the hell you are, FUCK YOU!
Miles: That's the spirit.

(Amy tries to get her mind of that burning cross she saw, but she can't. She plays the games, but her mind is still on Blue Sharp Car's threat. After two hours, the Master Planners run out of money.)

Brutality Guy: Okay, Amy. Let's go!
Amy: (Thinking for a minute) Okay.

(The Master Planners go outside to their car. But they find it spray painted with the words, "Prepare To Die.")

Billy: Damn it! That son of a bitch will get his ass whipped if he keeps doing this.
Amy: (In fear) Billy, I don't think this is a threat.
Miles: Amy, don't worry about it! SHIT!
Tha Boss: What you need is some rest.
Billy: Yeah. Let's go to the hotel and catch some Z's.
Driver 7: We need to get this car cleaned off.
C.G.S.C.: Yeah. We can go to that car wash and have it cleaned off in no time.
Billy: Good idea. Then after that, we're gonna hit the sack.

(The Master Planners head to the car wash.)

Brutality Guy: What's up, Miles?
Miles: Just thinking.
Brutality Guy: About Blue Sharp Car, right?
Miles: Nawl. Just thinking.
Brutality Guy: Oh, okay.

(The Master Planners go inside the car wash. As the car is getting cleaned off, Amy still has fear in her eyes.)

Billy: Okay group. Off to the hotel.
Miles: Okay, I'll do that.
Brutality Guy: You'll do what?
Miles: Oh, uh, nothin'. I'm just talkin' to myself.

Chapter Thirteen

(After the Master Planners get the car washed, they arrive at the hotel. But an unexpected guest is waiting....)

Miles: Okay, Amy. You can come sleep in the room with me.
Amy: (Still showing fear in her eyes) Okay.
Billy: What's wrong with you all of a sudden, Amy?
Amy: I'm fine.
Driver 7: You look like you seen a ghost.
Amy: Sometimes I get nervous for no reason.
Billy: That happens to me sometimes too. But please get your mind off of Blue Sharp Car.
Amy: I wasn't thinking about him until you brought up his name.
Tha Boss: Like Miles said, it's just a threat. Just catch some Z's, and think about your career.
Miles: FUCK YOU!
Brutality Guy: Fuck who?
Miles: Just talkin' to myself again. Let's hit the hay.

(Miles and Amy enter Miles's hotel room. They find a picture of them getting burned up.)

Amy: OH MY GOD!
Miles: That son of a bitch is just fuckin' with us! He's asking for an ass whoopin'!
Amy: Miles, you should take this seriously!
Miles: Amy! How many times do I have to tell you this ain't nothin' but a threat?!
Amy: By the looks of things, he might kill us soon!
Miles: No he won't. Let's watch a little TV. You'll have you mind off of all of this bullshit.

(Amy and Miles watch cartoons for a while. But Amy falls asleep shortly thereafter.)

Miles: (Quietly) Sleep tight, Amy.

(Suddenly, the scene shifts into a dream. Amy's inside a deserted factory.)

Amy: Where the hell am I?
Blue Sharp Car: Welcome, bitch.

(Amy screams.)

Blue Sharp Car: Don't worry, honey. I'm not gonna hurt you.
Amy: (Yelling) Get the hell away from me!
Blue Sharp Car: I'm here to help you.
Amy: (Yelling) Go away!
Blue Sharp Car: Stop yelling at me, bitch.

(Amy runs away. But she falls off of a cliff. Then she wakes up from her nightmare.)

Amy: (Screaming and crying) Don't let me die!
Miles: What the fuck's goin' on, Amy?!
Amy: (Crying) I can't sleep. It's Blue Sharp Car.
Miles: Okay, Amy. I see.

(Miles goes back to his bed and thinks a little. Then he goes back to sleep.)

Amy: Miles, are you asleep?

(There's no response from Miles.)

Amy: What I need is a little snack. That should calm my nerves.

(Amy goes down to the snack bar and gets her something to eat. Then she goes back to sleep. Luckily, she sleeps like a rock. But she only gets four hours of sleep. Now it's the next morning.)

Brutality Guy: Okay, up and at 'em! Cock-A-Doddle-Doo.
Miles: How did you sleep last night, Brutality Guy?
Brutality Guy: Snored like a mother fucker. What about you?
Miles: Well, sort of good.
Amy: (Feeling scared and tired) Let's go rap.
Billy: Okay group. Good mornin'!
Driver 7: Howdy.
C.G.S.C.: What's up, guys!
Amy: Nothin'.
Tha Boss: How did you sleep last night, Amy?
Amy: Pretty good.
Brutality Guy: Let's head to the studio and bust some raps!
Amy: That's what I wanna do!

Chapter Fourteen

(After the Master Planners get some rest, they head back to the studio.)

Amy: (Still showing fear) Let's get ready for my third song.
Billy: Amy, I don't want you to rap if there's something wrong with you.
Amy: Ain't nothin' wrong with me.
Billy: And where's Miles all of a sudden?
Miles: I'm right here. Just went next door to get some coffee.
Billy: Coffee?!
Miles: Yeah. I wasn't wide awake, so I decided to get some coffee.
Billy: Where is the coffee?
Miles: I drunk it already.
Amy: My third song title will be "Cheap Sluts."
Billy: That's a cool title. Make sure you do everything before you write the lyrics.

(Amy write the lyrics and memorizes them. An hour and a half later, she records the rap.)

Brutality Guy: Alright, Amy!
C.G.S.C.: You go girl!
Tha Boss: Do that shit!
Billy: Okay. Since it's before lunch time, we can start work on your fourth rap. Then after that, Trina and Trick Daddy will come over for the fifth one.
Amy: Alright! Okay, the title will be "A Bitch Is A Bitch." And I want the Brutality Guy in it.
Brutality Guy: Let's do this.
Intercom: Billy Lee, you have a phone call! Billy Lee, you have a phone call!
Billy: Let me get the phone.

(Billy dashes to U Da Man Headquarters and gets the phone.)

Billy: U Da Man Records!

(All Billy hears is a recording of Blue Sharp Car. Then he hears fire burning.)

Billy: Son of a bitch!
Miles: What the hell's goin' on?!
Billy: Sounds like Blue Sharp Car is trying to scare us!
Miles: I see. I definitely see.
Billy: I had it with that mother fucker! Something's gotta be done!
Miles: You're right.
Billy: Why are you talking quietly?
Miles: I'm just calm. That's all.
Billy: Now let's do work on Amy's fifth song. Son of a bitch!
Miles: (To himself) Blue Sharp Car, wherever the hell you are, I will beat your ass!
Employee of U Da Man Records: What's wrong, Miles?
Miles: Nothin'! Get back to work!
Employee of U Da Man Records: Yes, sir!

(When Miles returns to the studio, he sees a picture of himself falling off a cliff.)

Miles: (Yelling) SHIT! DAMN! SON OF A BITCH! PUNK MOTHER FUCKER!
Driver 7: Whoa! Calm your ass down, Miles!
Miles: Sorry. I just got a little carried away.
Brutality Guy: What was the outburst for?
Miles: I don't know.
Amy: Is this about Blue Sharp Car?
Miles: Hell no! This is about something else.
Billy: You've been acting strange lately, Miles. You know, talking to yourself and all that shit! What's goin' on with you?
Miles: I'm fine! Don't worry about me!
Billy: You sure?
Miles: Yeah! Now do Amy's rap!
Billy: Whatever you say.

(Amy and the Brutality Guy write the lyrics and memorize them. Forty-five minutes later, they record the rap.)

Miles: That was tight!
Brutality Guy: Can't none of you niggas do shit like that!
Tha Boss: When am I gonna make an appearance on your album, Amy?
Amy: Trust me, you will! All of you will!
Billy: Okay, group. Let's go get some grub.
C.G.S.C.: Hell yeah! I'm hungry as fuck!

(The Master Planners eat at Big Boys again. They take up only thirty-five minutes. After that, they return to the studio.)

Chapter Fifteen

(After the Master Planners eat lunch, they return to the studio.)

Amy: When are Trina and Trick Daddy coming over?
Billy: They should be here any minute now.
Tha Boss: Can't wait to meet them.
Miles: Yeah, whatever.
Brutality Guy: Miles, I seriously think you got something on your mind. What the hell's wrong with you?
Miles: Look! I'm fine! Leave me alone!
Billy: I don't like your attitude, Miles. Now calm down.

(There's a knock on the studio door.)

Driver 7: That must be them. I'll get it.

(Driver 7 opens the door. It is Trina, but Trick Daddy's nowhere in sight.)

Amy: Trina! How are you?
Trina: I'm fine. You must be Amy Rose.
Amy: Yes, I am. I'm new to the group.
C.G.S.C.: Where's Trick Daddy?
Trina: He decided not to come. He said he had something very important to take care of. I don't know what it is.
Miles: What did he mean "something important?"
Trina: He just told me just do the rap. I have no idea why he left off without me.
Miles: I think I know why.
Tha Boss: Why?
Miles: He probably had bigger fish to fry, if you know what I mean.
Trina: What DO you mean?
Miles: Exactly what I said. Bigger fish to fry. Or should I say, a bigger ass to kiss.
Trina: Now don't talk about him like that, nigga!
Amy: Miles! Spit it out! Something's wrong with you! Tell us!
Miles: (Yelling) For the last time, I'm fine! Shut up talkin' to me!
Billy: Okay, enough about that. Let's get you two ladies on the mike.
Amy: Good idea.

(Amy and Trina write lyrics to their song together. An hour and three quarters later, they record the rap.)

Billy: Splendid, ladies. It was nice doing business with you, Trina. Come by and see us sometime.
Trina: I will. But you and me need to have a little talk.
Miles: I'll talk to you later. I'm thinking right now.
Trina: Okay. But we will talk. Bye now!
Driver 7: Alright then, Trina!
Brutality Guy: (To himself) Man, that bitch got a fine ass! I'd fuck her all night!
C.G.S.C.: Damn, I can't wait to see what she looks like underneath them clothes.
Billy: Alright now! What have I told you about that, Cousin Green Sharp Car?!
C.G.S.C.: Oh, my bad.

(Days pass as Amy continues work on her album. She eventually has the likes of Too Short, Lil' Kim, Gangsta Boo, and the other Master Planners do songs with her. She finishes her album in a month.)

Billy: That's a wrap, Amy!
Amy: What an album!
Billy: Now to get this mother fucker manufactured, distributed, and onto the store shelves.
Driver 7: You're gonna get paid, Amy!
Amy: Wow! I can't believe it!
C.G.S.C.: You'll get your paycheck at the start of next month.
Billy: Sure will. Then you can enjoy it.
Brutality Guy: My album's next, right?
Billy: It is.
Tha Boss: Let's say we go to the basketball court and shoot hoops for a while.
Billy: Good idea. But first I gotta get this album manufactured.
Brutality Guy: Do that paperwork. I feel like rainin' three pointers on all you niggas.

(Billy does the paperwork to get the album manufactured. Then he mails it off.)

Amy: When will my album be released?
Billy: It should be released in seven Tuesdays from now. At the most.
Tha Boss: Are you comin' to the court, Miles?
Miles: Yeah, I'm comin. Let's all go!

(The Master Planners head to the basketball court.)

Chapter Sixteen

(After the conclusion of Amy's album, the Master Planners go to the basketball court. But an unexpected guest is waiting...)

Billy: Amy?! What's wrong?
Amy: (Showing fear) I'm okay. Just fine.
Driver 7: Are you sure?
Amy: I'm sure.
Tha Boss: What are the teams, Billy?
Billy: I don't wanna play nothin' now. I'm just shootin'.
Brutality Guy: You shootin', Amy?
Amy: Do I have to?
Brutality Guy: Nawl, you ain't got to, I was just asking.
Amy: I can't shoot a basketball real good.
Brutality Guy: What about you, Miles?
Miles: I might play. It all depends if my mind lets me.

(A door opens.)

Knux: What's up, yall!
Miles: Hey there, Knux!
Knux: Yall shootin' hoops?
Billy: Yeah. You shootin'?
Knux: I'll play a game with yall. After that, I gotta go back to the fair.
Amy: Hey, Knux!
Knux: Amy! What's up, baby?
Amy: Nothin'.
Knux: Have these guys been treating you well?
Amy: Yes they have.
Knux: I don't want nothin' to happen to you, Amy. I love you too much.
Amy: And I love you too.

(Knux and Amy kiss.)

Billy: For the love of God! Yall two are lovers?
Knux: Yeah. You got a problem with that?
Billy: Hell nawl! Let's shoot hoops!
Miles: I guess I'll play, just to have somethin' fun on my mind.
C.G.S.C.: We can get a three-on-three, if you like that.
Tha Boss: Fine with me.
Billy: Okay, it's me, the Brutality Guy, and Tha Boss against you three fools.
Knux: Amy, this game is for you!
Amy: Go get them, Knux honey!

(Amy gives Knux a good luck kiss.)

Tha Boss: Let's do this.

(The teams are Billy, the Brutality Guy, and Tha Boss against Knux, Miles, and C.G.S.C. They play a twenty minute game. Driver 7 operates the scoreboard. During the game, Amy keeps daydreaming about Blue Sharp Car. She screams a lot, and Knux sees what's wrong. Amy says she's OK, but she really isn't. Eventually, Knux's team wins by three.)

Brutality Guy: Good game.
Billy: That was some good shootin' out there, Knux.
Knux: I love to rain threes on people.
Miles: You made virtually all of them.
Tha Boss: Except one from real long range.
C.G.S.C.: How come you ain't wanna play, Driver 7?
Driver 7: Somebody had to operate the scoreboard!
Billy: No wonder why that scoreboard was keepin' track of our score.
Knux: It's been nice playin' with you guys. I'll catch yall down the road!
Amy: (Smiling) Bye, Knux!
Knux: See ya, Amy.

(Knux and Amy kiss again.)

Brutality Guy: Oh please! Will you two lovebirds cut it out?!
Amy: Shut up, Brutality Guy!
Miles: (Yelling) Well, what's up then, punk!
Driver 7: What the hell is wrong with you, Miles? Are you schizophrenic all of a sudden?
Miles: Hell no! I ain't like them niggas in them mental hospitals.
Billy: Let's just go to the studio and chill out. Make a couple of beats for fun.
Miles: Okay, we can do that.

(The Master Planners head back to the studio.)

Brutality Guy: When are we gonna start on my album?
Billy: As soon as Amy's album is released.
Miles: Drop me off.
Brutality Guy: Drop you off?!
Miles: Drop me off right here.
Driver 7: For what?
Miles: Don't worry about it. Stop the fuckin' car and drop me off!
Billy: We're almost at the studio, so hang on.

(Miles gets out of the car when Billy approaches a red light.)

Amy: (Yelling) Miles! Miles! Where are you goin'?!
Miles: Don't worry about me! Just go without me. I'll be OK.
Billy: Miles, get your ass back in this car!
Miles: (Yelling) Go! I'll be OK! Now go!

(A horn honks from the car behind Billy's. Billy follows Miles's orders and leaves without him.)

Chapter Seventeen

(After Billy drops off Miles, he and the Master Planners return to the studio. But an unexpected guest is waiting....)

Amy: (Showing fear) I wonder why Miles wanted us to drop him off?
Billy: I don't know. He's been acting strange lately.
Brutality Guy: Let's go in the studio and have fun making beats.

(Someone comes out of the U Da Man Records headquarters. It's just an employee.)

Employee of U Da Man Records: Billy, someone sent you this letter.
Billy: Who did?
Employee: He didn't say.
Billy: Give it here.

(The employee hands Billy the letter.)

Brutality Guy: What does it say?
Billy: Let me read it.

(Billy reads the letter. It only says, "U Da Man is not the man." We are!)

Driver 7: Who's it from?
Billy: It doesn't say. I hope another rapper ain't offending us.
Amy: (Screaming) What was that?
Billy: It's just the wind, Amy.
Tha Boss: What are you scared of, Amy?
Amy: Nothin'. Let's go into the studio and have fun making beats!
C.G.S.C.: I'm with you.

(The Master Planners enter the studio. Amy enters slowly.)

Billy: Why are all the lights off in here?
Driver 7: I sure as hell didn't turn them off.
Billy: I know you didn't, Driver 7.
Brutality Guy: What was that outside?
Billy: Probably just the wind again.
Tha Boss: I'll go check it out.

(Tha Boss goes outside. All he sees is a sticky note. It is written by Miles. It says to meet him at the arcade.)

Amy: What's up, Boss?
Tha Boss: I found this sticky note. It says to meet Miles at the arcade.
Billy: Well, let's go!

(The lights suddenly turn on. Amy screams. Then she jumps on the Brutality Guy.)

Brutality Guy: Amy, get your scary ass off of me!
Amy: (Breathing hard) Why did the lights just pop on like that?
C.G.S.C.: Wait, listen. Somebody's coming.
Billy: It's probably Blue Sharp Car. Let's jump that nigga!

(The person comes out of the shadows and Tha Boss grabs him.)

Brutality Guy: (Yelling) Who the fuck are you?!
Person: I'm Jason! I'm a technician!
Billy: (Yelling) I ain't call no fuckin' technician!
Driver 7: Billy, don't hurt him. He works for U Da Man Records.
Person: Here's my name tag!

(Billy looks at the name tag. It is an official name tag for U Da Man Records.)

C.G.S.C.: Okay. But how and why did you come in?!
Jason: I come in every night at nine. I just check on the electricity. I don't want your equipment to catch a fire, so that's why I come in. I got the keys to the studio, just like you do.
Billy: I see. You're excused. Sorry about the misunderstanding.
Jason: It's no problem, man. Just as long as you didn't attack me.
Brutality Guy: Is everything fine and dandy?
Jason: Everything is A okay.
Driver 7: Okay. We gotta go take care of a little business. You stay in here and watch the studio, okay?
Jason: You betcha!
Amy: Let's get out of here and get Miles!

(The Master Planners go to the arcade.)

Amy: Miles! Miles! Where are you?
Employee at arcade: Looking for somebody, Billy?
Billy: What's up, Clyde! You seen Miles?
Clyde: I haven't seen him. He hasn't come here tonight. I thought he was with you?
Billy: He said he had to step off for a minute. If you see him, make sure you tell him to come back to the studio.
Clyde: I'll tell him exactly what you said.
Amy: What a wild goose chase! Let's go back to the studio.

(The Master Planners return to the studio.)

Brutality Guy: Why is this door locked?
Billy: Jason! Open up!

(The door opens by itself.)

Brutality Guy: Jason!
Tha Boss: Hey Jason!
Billy: Wait a minute. Somethin' ain't right here. How did this get here?
Amy: What's wrong, Billy!
Billy: (Yelling) This is a fuckin' trap!

(The door slams behind the Master Planners. Amy screams.)

Amy: (Screaming) Let me out!
Tha Boss: Jason! Where the fuck are you!
Driver 7: What the hell!

(The lights pop on. It's Blue Sharp Car! Amy screams uncontrollably.)

Blue Sharp Car: Surprise, mother fuckers!
Amy: (Yelling and crying) It's you!
Blue Sharp Car: Howdy, you all. Stop crying, bitch!
Amy: (Yelling and crying) You can't tell me what to do!
Brutality Guy: I'm givin' you one chance. Get the hell out of here!
Blue Sharp Car: I ain't goin' nowhere.
Tha Boss: Then prepare to get your ass kicked.

(The Master Planners attack Blue Sharp Car, but his henchmen outnumber the Master Planners and beat them up.)

Blue Sharp Car: Good work, gang. Now tie these pieces of shit up. But leave the bitch.
Trick Daddy: Yes sir.
Amy: (Yelling and crying) It's Trick Daddy! He's working for Blue Sharp Car!

(Trick Daddy and the rest of Blue Sharp Car's henchmen tie up the fallen Master Planners. But Amy's still up.)

Trick Daddy: Okay, bitch. We didn't come here for these niggas. We came here for Miles. Where the fuck is he?
Amy: (Crying hard) Get away from me!
Blue Sharp Car: I know I saw him come in here. Be a good girl and tell us where he went.
Amy: (Crying hard) Fuck you!
Trick Daddy: You keep gettin' smart and I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass!
Blue Sharp Car: Nawl, Trick Daddy. I want you and the other guys to search this place for him. He's gotta be here somewhere. That son of a bitch is afraid of me.

(Trick Daddy and the henchmen search the studio for Miles. But, Miles is nowhere to be found.)

Billy: Let us go!
Henchman: Shut the fuck up!

(The henchman stomps Billy on the head.)

Trick Daddy: We couldn't find him.
Blue Sharp Car: (Laughing) That son of a bitch is afraid of me.
Trick Daddy: You could probably beat his ass with one arm tied behind your back.
Blue Sharp Car: I gotta take a piss. You guard the bitch and the other pieces of shit.
Trick Daddy: Yes, sir.

(Blue Sharp Car goes to the bathroom. But out of nowhere, Miles appears and smacks Blue Sharp Car.)

Miles: Get up you son of a bitch!

(Blue Sharp Car and Miles get into a fight.)

Trick Daddy: What's goin' on?!

(Trick Daddy sees the fight between Blue Sharp Car and Miles. Miles is the aggressor. Trick Daddy comes from behind and attacks Miles. Then he and Blue Sharp Car double team Miles to put him down. While all this is happening, Amy escapes to the roof of the studio.)

Blue Sharp Car: What's the matter, you punk!
Amy: (Showing fear on the roof) Oh no, Miles is gettin' beat up! What can I do to help?
Miles: (Swinging a baseball bat) Take that you son of a bitch!

(Trick Daddy hits Miles with a brick. Then he and Blue Sharp Car continue the assault. Amy's still on the roof.)

Amy: (Still showing fear) What am I gonna do?

(Amy finds a 2X4 on the roof. In an act of bravery, she breaks the glass and throws the 2X4 and hits Trick Daddy. Amy tries to escape from the roof, but Blue Sharp Car's henchmen are there.)

Blue Sharp Car: I think that bitch wants a piece of the action. Come on, Trick. This piece of shit won't be gettin' up.
Trick Daddy: Let's get that bitch!
Amy: Oh my God! They're coming to get me!

(Amy cannot escape from the roof. Blue Sharp Car and Trick Daddy eventually make it to the roof. Amy tries to run. Trick Daddy eventually catches her.)

Blue Sharp Car: You see that piece of shit, bitch!
Amy: (Crying and yelling) Let me go!
Trick Daddy: Let's beat this bitch's ass like we did that nigga!
Blue Sharp Car: (With an evil look) No way. I have a better idea. Let's throw this bitch off the roof. But I think I toy with her a bit first.

(Amy kicks Blue Sharp Car.)

Amy: (Yelling and crying) Take that!
Blue Sharp Car: Did this bitch just kick me?
Trick Daddy: Yes she did. Come on, man. Let's kick this bitch's ass!
Blue Sharp Car: I think this bitch needs to be taught a lesson!

(Blue Sharp Car slaps Amy repeatedly.)

Trick Daddy: Let's kill her now, man!
Blue Sharp Car: Hold on, Trick. I think this bitch has a crush on me!
Amy: (Crying hard) I ain't got no crush on you!
Blue Sharp Car: Shut the hell up, bitch!

(Blue Sharp Car punches Amy.)

Trick Daddy: Man, are we gonna kill her?!
Blue Sharp Car: Kiss me, bitch!
Amy: (Crying) NO!

(Blue Sharp Car kicks Amy.)

Blue Sharp Car: Now kiss me, you nappy head slut!
Amy: (Crying) FUCK YOU!

(After every time Amy denies a kiss, Blue Sharp Car slaps her.)

Blue Sharp Car: Okay, bitch! For the last time, kiss me!
Amy: (Crying) Okay, I will! I will!

(Amy puts her arms around Blue Sharp Car. But she gives him a knee into the groin. Amy tries to run, but Trick Daddy grabs her.)

Trick Daddy: You're gonna get it now, bitch!
Blue Sharp Car: Okay! Enough of the games! I'm gonna kill you, bitch!

(As Blue Sharp Car approaches the edge of the roof, Miles comes out of nowhere and attacks Trick Daddy. Blue Sharp Car has Amy above his head. He's about to throw her off.)

Amy: (Crying) Put me down!
Blue Sharp Car: It's too late now, bitch. Say your prayers!

(Blue Sharp Car throws Amy off. But Amy hangs on to the roof for dear life. Blue Sharp Car turns around and see Miles.)

Blue Sharp Car: Miles?!
Miles: You chickens hit! You knew you couldn't beat me one-on-one, but now let's see you try it.
Blue Sharp Car: Fine! I'll kick your ass by my damn self!
Miles: Don't worry about Trick Daddy. He's out at the moment. Now let's get it on!

(Blue Sharp Car and Miles get into an hour long fight. Miles has Blue Sharp Car hanging on to the roof.)

Amy: (Crying) Miles! Save me!

(Miles pulls Amy up to the roof.)

Amy: (Crying) Let's go!
Miles: Hold on. I got some unfinished business to take care of.

(Miles looks down at Blue Sharp Car.)

Blue Sharp Car: (Yelling) Hey, Miles pal. You would help me up too, would you?
Miles: Like I'm stupid enough to do that.
Blue Sharp Car: Don't let me fall, buddy. Help me up.
Miles: Okay, I'll help you.
Amy: (Crying) Are you out of your mind, Miles!

(Miles pulls Blue Sharp Car up to the roof, only to uppercut him right off of it. Blue Sharp Car falls to oblivion.)

Amy: (Crying on Miles shoulder) Thank you, Miles. I will always be grateful to you.
Miles: No problem. Do I get some kind of reward for this?
Amy: (Crying happy) I think I can give you a reward, Miles!

(Amy forces Miles to kiss her. Shortly thereafter, Miles plays along. He and Amy kiss for ten minutes.)

Miles: That's the kind of reward I was expecting.
Amy: You deserved it, Miles. Now let's go help the other Master Planners.

(When Miles and Amy return to the studio, they see Blue Sharp Car's henchmen tied up. The other Master Planners were freed by Knux and Underdog.)

Knux: Amy! What the hell's goin' on?
Amy: It's a long story, Knux.
Miles: You guys alright?
Billy: Miles! Where the fuck were you?
Miles: Like Amy told Knux, it's a long story.
Brutality Guy: Let's hear it.

(For an hour, Miles and Amy tell the story.)

Underdog: We saw these fools surrounding the building, so we just came in here and kicked ass!
Knux: So Blue Sharp Car did this to you, Amy?
Amy: Yeah.
Knux: Let me go find that piece of shit!
Miles: You'll find him alright.

(Knux goes outside and sees Blue Sharp Car lying motionless and in a pool of blood.)

Underdog: Damn! You kicked his ass, Miles!
Billy: That mother fucker ain't seen the last of me.
C.G.S.C.: Everything's fucked up today.
Tha Boss: We got a tour next week. Knux, you and UD get free backstage passes to hang with us for the whole tour.
Underdog: Cool!
Driver 7: You two played a part in this, so yall deserve it.
Knux: This tour's gonna rock!
Billy: Nawl! It ain't gonna rock. It's gonna be bangin'!
Amy: I'm just glad it's all over.
Brutality Guy: You got that right.
Billy: Okay, so let's go to the hospital and get you fixed up, Amy. You too, Miles.
Amy: Good idea.
Miles: After bein' busted open, I need to go to the hospital.

(The whole gang goes to the hospital. But an unexpected guest is waiting....)

Sonic: Damn! What happened to yall?!
Knux: Don't worry about it. I'll tell you tomorrow.
Billy: What are you doing here?
Sonic: Sally got hurt real bad. She's in there with the doctors.
Sally: I'm here, Sonic!
Sonic: You okay, Sal?
Sally: The doctors said it was just a bruised skull. I'm okay, now.
Sonic: Cool!
Brutality Guy: Now let's get Amy and Miles fixed up.

(Amy gets fixed up after the black eye Blue Sharp Car gave her. Miles also gets fixed up after he was busted open on the skull by Blue Sharp Car.)

Miles: That's all she wrote.
Amy: Now let's get some rest shall we?!

(The whole gang (including Sonic and Sally) go to the hotel to sleep the night away.)

Chapter Eighteen

(The week after Blue Sharp Car's defeat, The Master Planners head to San Francisco's Cow Palace for their first tour stop.)

Knux: This tour's gonna be off the hook!
Underdog: Thanks for givin' us free backstage passes, Billy!
Billy: No problem. You deserve those passes.
Amy: I'm a little nervous about performing in front of a huge crowd.
Miles: Don't be nervous. Just pretend like there ain't nobody there. The fans ain't pay to see stage fright.
Sonic: Sometimes it gets you right here.
Tha Boss: We're gonna give the fans one hell of a show. Sonic, Knux, UD, and Sally will be there to see it all!
Brutality Guy: Trina was supposed to be on this tour. Where is she?
C.G.S.C.: She's probably already there. Just waiting for us.
Sally: I've always wanted to go to a concert! But now I get to hang with the group for the whole tour!
Driver 7: We're goin' all over the nation, baby!

(The Master Planners and friends arrive at the Cow Palace. But an unexpected guest is
waiting. The fans go crazy when the Master Planners arrive.)

Billy: Well, here's backstage.
Driver 7: You guys also have front row seats. Enjoy!

(There's a knock on the door.)

Underdog: Who is it?
Trina: It's Trina!
Miles: Hey Trina! Ready to raise some hell?!
Trina: Hell yeah! But you and me still need to have that little talk.
Miles: We'll talk while we're cruising' the USA.
Trina: Sorry Trick Daddy couldn't make it.
Miles: Well, sorry about him.
Billy: Okay group. In the huddle.

(The Master Planners and Trina go into the huddle.)

Billy: We're gonna give San Fran one hell of a show. We fear no one. We're gonna go perform, and the fans will be screaming for us. Knuckle up, group!

(The group slams their fists together, then they get called to the stage.)

Billy: Ready?!
The whole group: Let's raise some hell!

(Sonic, Knux, Underdog, and Sally go to their front row seats, while the other Master Planners get on stage. They give the fans one hell of a concert. They eventually tour to cities the likes of Birmingham, New York City, Chicago, among others. Six months later, the Master Planners make music videos. They eventually get magazine covers, as well as appear on award shows. The Master Planners have gone down as the best rap group in the nation.)

THE END