Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The World Martial Arts Tournament, Sonic-style! ❯ Knuckles vs. Bunnie ( Chapter 1 )

Announcer: Hello again to the Mark Of The Century 2002! I welcome you to the path of kings (and queens)!

(A/N: I own none of these characters. Archie Comics do :P)

Announcer: And now, the first fight, between:

Knuckles T. Echidna

And

Ms. Bunnie Rabbot!!!

Hamtaro: (runs up to stage) badda-badda-badda…now, make this a good clean fight! No hitting below the belt! GOT THAT?

Knuckles: Yeah, sure.

Bunnie: Whatever you say, sugah.

Hamtaro: Aaaaaand…BEGIN!

Announcer: Ooh! Bunnie starts out with a hard robotic roundhouse kick, but it misses completely and sends her spinning right into the path of Knuckles' fist!

Bunnie: x.x That ain't no good…

Knuckles: /\_/\ Yay! Victory is mine!

Bunnie: Not yet, hun. (stomps on Knuckles' foot)

Hamtaro: HEY! What did I just say about hitting below the belt?

Bunnie: (points to Knuckles' belt, 6 feet under)

Hamtaro: …Damnit…I'LL ALLOW IT!

Knuckles: Alright, that's it. THAT IS IT…*puts on cool Sunglasses from SA2*

Announcer: KNUCKLES HAS JUST PUT ON HIS COOL GLASSES! THIS COULD END QUICKLY HERE!

Knuckles: Wow, you have a nice chest, Bunnie.

Bunnie: *blushing* Why thank ya, sugah!

Knuckles: …NOT!!! *punches Bunnie's face, caving it in*

Audience Member 1: THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

Hamtaro: One! Two! Three! Four! <etc. etc…> …Seven! Eight! Ni-

Bunnie: I'm…not…done…yet…sugah.

Knuckles: Yes you are! ^_^ *holds up wires*

(Bunnie's legs go crazy and explode)

Hamtaro: That was weird…THE WINNAH IS KNUCKLES! Oh, and by the way, rabbit stew is available at the exit gates for only $2 a bowl! Get some while it's hot!

Ranma: Hey, Guile, get some rice from the barrel!

Guile: RICE BARREL!

So, how did you like it?

Next fight is one of the best yet! Who will win between these star crossed lovers?

Next fight! Leostar The Echidna versus Ryuko The AngelHedgehogChao!!!

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