Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Twinkle Park Switch ❯ Sketchy Vibes ( Chapter 2 )

Twinkle Park Switch

Ch. 2: Sketchy Vibes

By Hiro Konobu

 

I Hiro Konobu only own Radio Hiro, and my fics, if you want to use Radio Hiro you must ask me first…that's all I have to say about that.

 

(Now we go to where we left off from last chapter in which we find that Tails had ended up in Cream's body and vice versa)

“How did I end up in Cream's body?”

“Why oh why did I end up in a body that gets the most bashing in the sonic universe, and if I had to switch with a girl why couldn't it be Rouge…Cream has no curves.”

(At that point Tails mentally slaps himself…er…herself for the earlier statement)

“No Tails all you must think about is getting back into your own body and save yourself from any pain that the bash fest will get.”

(As Tails then proceeds to get out of the house some Tails Fanatics see Tails in Cream's body, and well the bashing buffet of breaks begins for him)

“Look there's the flat rabbit that stole Tails.”

“Kill the wabbit!”

(Now Tails is running from the two fangirls who hate Cream, but we have to skip over to Cream who is in Tails' body and is speaking in his voice style)

“I wonder how I ended up Tails-kun's body and inside of his house?”

(Now Cream begins to look at the video games and machines strewn about the apartment in an unorganized fashion.)

“Though it makes me wonder why Tails would have his games and stuff set up like that?”

(Just then cream gets a call from Tails, also please note that was before Tails left Cream's house in her body)

“Hello Cream is that you in my body?”

“Why yes it is Tails why do you ask look I need to get over there and make a machine that can switch us back.”

“Okay, but tell me why?”

“This fic is only a two-shot parody so I need to make the machine now.”

“Didn't the author say that it was going to be a three shot?”

“Cream no offense, but now I know why mostly everyone hates you.”

“None taken, but some hate you too.”

(After Tails hangs up all of a sudden Cream hears a knock on the door)

“Who is it?”

“It's me Tails open up the door.”

“Well why should I open the door Amy?”
”Tails don't ******* play around here! Look I need see if you could build a machine that can put me back in my own body.”

“Okay I'll open the door but I still don't know what you mean.”

(Now Cream opens the door, and sees that both Amy and Sonic have switched bodies as well)

“Tails you know what we mean about switching our bodies back don't you?”

“Nope.”

“Why not Tails are you trying to act stupid cause I don't want to be a guy for the rest of my life.”

“Not that it's because it's me Cream in his body.”

(At this point both Sonic and Amy were shocked to hear that Cream was messing with them only in Tails' guise/body, and the expected result was seen)

“Cream you smug dirty rabbit it's a wonder why anyone if any likes you.”

“Hey it's not my fault you didn't know that I was Cream in Tails' body you fool.”

(Now after hearing this Sonic in Amy's body starts to take out the Piko Piko Hammer she had and starts trying to hit her over her head with it but then some frantic knocks are heard on the door)

“Cream it looks like it's for you.”

“Why should I get it?”

“Because if you don't…(insert torturous thought right here.)”

“Okay I'll go answer it.”

(As Cream answers door she finds that her body just zips on in and somehow the door was immediately closed there after)

“…Cream I never knew how many people hated you.”

“How can you tell?”

“Please look outside Cream.”

(As Cream, Sonic, and Amy look outside to see lots of picketers who want Cream to die or so to say what was on the signs which said: “Kill the Wabbit!” “We Must Destroy The One Rabbit.” and one even said “Whoever is Responsible for Making John Cena so Big, Please Fire Them.”)

“The only one I got was the blatant reference in the last part which was true.”

“In any case I think we've just alienated most of reading audience with that bit.”

“We probably did Sonic…besides that who's who?”

“Tails you should know me, and Sonic got switched as well.”

(Tails drops his head after hearing that statement)

“So you got your bodies switched as well?”

“Yeah Tails, but I get to use a Piko Piko Hammer.”

(Sonic had smiled after that statement)

“So are we going to go and get the people that switched our bodies or are we not.”

(As soon as this was said the two people who switched the four sonic characters come crashing in.)

“Damnit Sketch I told you never put Materia in the ship…because now we can't give Sega a ransom letter on their Sonic characters…err…”

“What Vectorman?”

(They both see that the aforementioned people and well Vectorman, and Sketch got beat up and due to the author inability to write fight scenes at this point of time we skip to after the two got beat up)

“So have we reached a deal?”

“Just one thing Tails.”

“Yeah? What?”

(2 hours later)

“So have we reached a deal Vectorman and Sketch?”

“Yes we have done so.”

“Wait why do I have say this?”

“Because it was your fault we are here anyway so say it!”

“Okay. I surrender, I would like to say that I'm a girl as well, and all the boys just drool over me.”

“You know Sonic this just might be the best surrender ever.”

“Yeah but what about your first part of the bargain?”

“Got ya I'll reswitch everyone's bodies back to their original ones.”

(What happens next is the typical bright light switch back and the typical sayings of being glad to be back in their bodies, and the author obviously being lazy and the second part of the deal)

“Now the second part of deal which states you get to have a guest bit as payment for you services to Sega in the past, but you must do one thing.”

“What's that?”

“Well…”

(A couple hours later we see a dead John Cena in a hotel along with some fragments of a superhero blast, a knife, and some laser fragments.)

“We killed the no-talent, now give us a guest role Tails.”

“You already had it in this fic Vectorman.”

(Now Tails laughs a bit evilly towards this statement then Sketch Turner turns to Vectorman and says something)

“Dude I think they tricked us.”

“Thank you captain obvious, but it was worth it to kill that no talent.”

End two-shot

 

Well I would like to say I'm sorry for the half-assed ending, but I promise more stuff in due time.