Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ You Want More Lemon? ❯ What Sonic Has... ( Chapter 1 )

Sonic walked into a room, and turned around, showing the entire audience his big fat dick.

Yes. It's come to this. Come. Cum. Cumming all over the place.

It's yet another stupid Sonic lemon that everybody's gonna absolutely luuuv reading. Another stupid little ficcy for you dumbasses out their with your meat in your hands.

...

Go take your hands off your dicks and put away your vaseline before I get pissed off. You motherfuckers are so damn stupid that you'll just read any Sonic lemon you find. You like lemons. You want lemons. You need them like you need to eat and breath and shit like that.

And you need them because you need to read words like cock, cunt, pussy, spooge, cum, ass-fuck, dick, clit, jack-off, etc. You can't live without these words that your mommy and daddy would wash your mouth out with soap for using.

You should really go get out more often, and get a girlfriend so you don't have to rely on porn involving furries from your favowite game that your mummy and daddy gave you for your birthday.

Sonic has a dick.

Sonic has balls.

Balls.

Something that you don't have, since you were emasculated at birth and you are now trying desperately to cum by looking at cheap, pointless Sonic porn.

Hey look - it's Shadow, the ultimate life form, with his ultimate dick waving in front of him, in the ultimate erection...

He's gonna jack off now. He's gonna have the ultimate spooge. He's gonna have the ultimate orgasm.

And when he does Sonic in the ass, he gives Sonic the ultimate new asshole.

Asshole. Fuck. Boink.

Spooge. Cum. Pussy. Dick.

Sally's got a pussy.

Pussy. Just like what you are, pussy.

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PUSSY

MOTHER-FUCKING-ASS-RAMMING-SHIT-FUCKING-ASSED-FUCKED-PUSSY!!!

Sally's got a pussy, and Bunnie's licking it.

Sally's a lesbian. Bunnie's a lesbian too.

And you're a pervert with a low IQ now, because you read this pointless lemon.

And you like watching lesbians have sex.

Amy's got a dick. Amy's a she-male.

Amy's getting a blow-job from Sally.

Amy's a lesbian.

Tails is gay. Tails is getting fucked in the ass by Rotor.

Tails is getting a blow-job too. He likes to suck himself.

Doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo...

Sonic's jacking off. He's cumming. Sonic's gay.

Knuckles is gay. He likes men. He likes to do men in the ass.

He likes to tear Geoffrey St. John a new asshole just for being a stupid jerk and a hated character.

doo deedooo dee dooo deedooodeeedooo....

Let's have sex...

No wait... You don't even have a dick.

Why donch'a just crawl into your little screenie-poo and give Sonic and everybody else in your wonderful little happy playland a nice big blow-job?

...and with that, I kicked his sister in the jaw, and then reveled in his long, loud, strangled cry