Sorcerer Hunters Fan Fiction ❯ Reality ❯ Reality ( Prologue )
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By: Lemony Chocolate 
An open letter from Chocolate Misu
Anime/Manga: Sorcerer Hunters Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 06.02.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 598 | Status: Completed
An open letter from Chocolate Misu
Anime/Manga: Sorcerer Hunters Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 06.02.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 598 | Status: Completed
TITLE: Reality
AUTHOR: Chilli
EMAIL: wmj166@msn.com
WEB SITE:
RATING: R
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the Sorcerer Hunters.
FEEDBACK: Hell yeah, uhm yes please.
DISTRIBUTION: Archive away
SPOILERS: none that I can think of.
SUMMARY: Reality
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Hello, everyone out there. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Chocolate Misu. I know, I know, a lot of you are rolling your eyes, laughing, thinking who the hell does this chickie think she is? Giving herself a name from an anime story? Well, hold on your hats people, to paraphrase Mae West, 'You're in for a bumpy ride'.
The actual truth is, we existed...we always have and we always will. Yeah, I know, I can practically hear all of you laughing, cracking up at me and hey, I would be laughing too if I really wasn't who I say I am.
Yeah, that's right! I can see you are starting to believe, huh? Yeah, you're right, I am smirking at you!
I just wanted to take this opportunity to clear up a few misconceptions about us. And yes, I do have everyone's permission. Like, how the hell you expect me tell you all this shit without them finding out. Sheesh! If I did that, you can better believe that they would all be in my room kicking my ass!
We all decided, when we found about the plan for creating the 'Sorcerer Hunters' that we needed to change a couple of things. So I'm going to separate Fact from Fiction.
FICTION: I was a lust crazy female with dominatrix tendencies with the hots for Carrot Glace, I went around calling him Darling, constantly throwing myself at him, yadda yadda yadda, blah, blah, blah.
FACT: I want to make this very, very clear to everyone. I AM NOT AND HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH CARROT GLACE. I have NEVER taken off my clothes in front of him and thrown myself at him. Yes, I have called him Darling but hell, I called them all Darling at one point in time. Well, it's partially true that I did throw myself at Carrot, however, that was to protect my little sister from breaking her heart over him. I figure that if she decided that she didn't want him because of me and lost interest in him, everything would work out. Which it did, by the way, thank you very much! What heartbreak, you want to know? Hold up, I'll get to that in a minute.
FICTION: Gateau was in love with Marron and constantly flirted with him, which Carrot hated.
FACT: Well, yeah some of that stuff did sorta happen, not the Carrot hating Gateau part, though. They were actually good friends. Gateau did flirt with Marron but only in the beginning but Marron soon set him straight, he understood and he backed off.
FICTION: Carrot Glace was a skirt chasing, womanizing male. Useless in battle until he transformed into that great big demonbeast. With me and Tira whipping him back into his human form.
FACT: Okay, really now. Let's get a little bit realistic. Can you *honestly* imagine me and Tira whipping the huge freakin' creature, causing it INTENSE pain *by the way*, without it seriously attempting to kill us? Come on, now! Get real! The truth of the matter was, that when hit by unfriendly magic Carrot transformed, however, and here's the kicker, HE WAS PERFECTLY ABLE TO TRANSFORM BACK! We just thought that for effect, ya know, he should be whipped back into human shape by two shapely girls. Let me tell you, we had a LOT of arguing about that.
And no, Carrot was not a girl chasing, womanizer. As a matter of fact, the opposite was true. The girls chased him! Think about it for a minute, especially you girls. Carrot held within him twelve beasts that he could change into, now just imagine just how all that affected him with some of that 'beastly' nature spilled over into his human nature. That boy gave new meaning to the phrase 'animal magnetism'! And when he walked into a room or a town, the women (and some of the men) just about killed themselves and each other trying to get to him. Yeah, Marron was the more beautiful of the Glace brothers, but Carrot was the one that they all wanted to be thrown to the ground and get screwed by him. And man, could he fight! He was deadly with that sword of his *and* hand-to-hand fighting.
FICTION: Marron was this cool, detached person that turned into a homicidal manic when his brother got hurt.
FACT: Yeah, Marron was kinda cool and detached; and hell yea! What the hell would you do if you saw your brother or sister getting pounded on and you had the power to kick somebody's ass?! DUH! Yeah, Marron was protective of his brother, but Carrot was equally protective of Marron. We were all equally protective of each other. We're a team, where survival is essential. If I fell, I always knew that somebody had my back.
FICTION: Tira was in love with Carrot and finally got her wish to marry him.
FACT: This is a yes and no answer. Yes, she had a crush on Carrot big time for a while but no she did not marry him. Yeah, I know that in the final battle Carrot transformed into you-know-who, but it wasn't Tira that pulled him back, that saved the world. Alright already, give me a minute! I'm getting there, just let me finish! Sheesh! Impatient much? The ending of the storyline was incorrect, Tira did not marry Carrot in the manga, Marron was not wandering around campus with Gateau in the OAV, blah, blah, blah!
And our favorite of all times.....
FICTION: Marron was overprotective of Carrot. Some of you have even wrote some fan stories saying they had more than a *brotherly* relationship with each other.
FACT: Oh my freakin' God, you guys had us in stitches over the first one we read! Man, I've never laughed so hard in my life! Carrot was barely able to breath, he laughing so hard he fell off the couch. He kept pointing a finger at Marron and laughing. Oh man, every time we read any of the stories we still crack up!
But let me set you all straight on this. Hell yeah, they were lovers! Good Lord, you'd have to have blind NOT to see that! I surprised you guys, didn't I? Yeah, I know, we had to make sure that things were downplayed a little in the anime, books and everything else, hell, we knew how people would have reacted to the fact that they were lovers as well as brothers. When the story was first created, Marron dug in his heels, he had no intentions of hiding his love for his niisan, and he wanted to make damn sure that even if they couldn't be seen as lovers at least people would get *hints* that there was something going on behind the scenes. Get it? Okay, let me explain a couple of things, then maybe it'll make things clearer.
One of the reasons why Carrot became a Sorcerer Hunter was to get out of the house and away from Marron. Even back then he was in love with Marron, he felt dirty and ashamed to be having these types of feeling for his brother. You can imagine his dilemma when Marron joined the team. He wanted him close yet he wanted him as far away as possible.
You have no idea how many times he wound up crying in my arms. You still don't understand, do you? Next to Marron, *I* was his best friend. Whatever he couldn't tell Marron he always told me. I was sympathetic and tried to distract everyone's attention from how Carrot used to eye Marron longingly. I was finally clued in one day when I was hanging all over Carrot and saw how jealous and angry Marron was before he turned away. Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather!
I finally cornered Marron and told him that I knew his secret, no I didn't tell him that Carrot was in love with him too! Just how dumb do you think I am? I'm not dumb, I'm just drawn that way, heh heh heh, I sorry I couldn't resist, it just slipped out!
Besides, I could never betray Carrot like that! I managed to convince Marron that if he really wanted Carrot he would have to seduce him. Oh my God! You should have seen it! Carrot didn't know which way to turn, he looked like a deer caught in headlights. I nearly wet my pants I kept laughing so hard! Marron would 'accidentally' walk in on Carrot when he was getting dressed or naked, he would 'accidentally' let Carrot catch him naked or just getting dressed, he would 'accidentally' rub against Carrot, he would 'accidently' roll over in his sleeping back right on top of Carrot. It was so funny! I actually thought that Carrot was going to die of a serious case of blue balls. As it was, he was practically walking hunched over, he could barely straighten up he was so hard. To this day, this still cracks me up.
I knew when Marron finally made his move, because when we came home, Carrot was practically glowing and Marron had this 'I just got me some' look on his face. They almost couldn't stop touching each other, and their affair continued secretly, because neither of them wanted to hurt Tira. It was months after she finally hooked up with Gateau that they confessed and she was okay with it. She confessed to me later that she actually couldn't see Carrot with anybody else other than the four of us, she was glad that he had found someone.
FICTION: Mille Feuille was a crossdresser, gay and had an enormous crush of Carrot.
FACT: I can state categorically that Mille is not and nor ever been gay nor has he ever worn women's cloths. I ought to know, he's been nailing my ass to the bed every chance we can get. That man has the most amazing stamina, those long legs, that hair....okay, calm down, girl! You'll see him tonight at dinner.
FICTION: Mama and the Haz Knight went to sleep
FACT: Mama and crew are very much alive!
You probably want to know why I'm tell you all this, right? Did you read in the paper the other day about the man spontaneously combusting? Did you read in the paper the other day about the girl that jumped off the bridge? Did you hear about the mother that killed her two children? About all those people tortured over in that country?
Getting a little scared aren't you, because you're finally starting to think, if we exist what else, who else exist too. Well, the simple fact is, my friends, we are needed once more. Yes, it's true, Sorcerers do exist!
The only reason why we are coming forward now, is to prepare you, my friends, of the coming struggle ahead, the beginning battles to protect this world, to protect you. You see, the world has grown dark and grim, inhuman conditions exist almost everywhere, people are being killed left and right and yes, Zaha Torte, is again determine to remake the world.
So, should you see five young people fighting, a man or woman throwing flashes of colored lights at them, thunderous booms echoing through the sky, rest assured that the Sorcerer Hunters are alive and on the job!
Sincerely,
(signed)
Chocolate Misu, Sorcerer Hunter
AUTHOR: Chilli
EMAIL: wmj166@msn.com
WEB SITE:
RATING: R
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the Sorcerer Hunters.
FEEDBACK: Hell yeah, uhm yes please.
DISTRIBUTION: Archive away
SPOILERS: none that I can think of.
SUMMARY: Reality
* * * *
Hello, everyone out there. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Chocolate Misu. I know, I know, a lot of you are rolling your eyes, laughing, thinking who the hell does this chickie think she is? Giving herself a name from an anime story? Well, hold on your hats people, to paraphrase Mae West, 'You're in for a bumpy ride'.
The actual truth is, we existed...we always have and we always will. Yeah, I know, I can practically hear all of you laughing, cracking up at me and hey, I would be laughing too if I really wasn't who I say I am.
Yeah, that's right! I can see you are starting to believe, huh? Yeah, you're right, I am smirking at you!
I just wanted to take this opportunity to clear up a few misconceptions about us. And yes, I do have everyone's permission. Like, how the hell you expect me tell you all this shit without them finding out. Sheesh! If I did that, you can better believe that they would all be in my room kicking my ass!
We all decided, when we found about the plan for creating the 'Sorcerer Hunters' that we needed to change a couple of things. So I'm going to separate Fact from Fiction.
FICTION: I was a lust crazy female with dominatrix tendencies with the hots for Carrot Glace, I went around calling him Darling, constantly throwing myself at him, yadda yadda yadda, blah, blah, blah.
FACT: I want to make this very, very clear to everyone. I AM NOT AND HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH CARROT GLACE. I have NEVER taken off my clothes in front of him and thrown myself at him. Yes, I have called him Darling but hell, I called them all Darling at one point in time. Well, it's partially true that I did throw myself at Carrot, however, that was to protect my little sister from breaking her heart over him. I figure that if she decided that she didn't want him because of me and lost interest in him, everything would work out. Which it did, by the way, thank you very much! What heartbreak, you want to know? Hold up, I'll get to that in a minute.
FICTION: Gateau was in love with Marron and constantly flirted with him, which Carrot hated.
FACT: Well, yeah some of that stuff did sorta happen, not the Carrot hating Gateau part, though. They were actually good friends. Gateau did flirt with Marron but only in the beginning but Marron soon set him straight, he understood and he backed off.
FICTION: Carrot Glace was a skirt chasing, womanizing male. Useless in battle until he transformed into that great big demonbeast. With me and Tira whipping him back into his human form.
FACT: Okay, really now. Let's get a little bit realistic. Can you *honestly* imagine me and Tira whipping the huge freakin' creature, causing it INTENSE pain *by the way*, without it seriously attempting to kill us? Come on, now! Get real! The truth of the matter was, that when hit by unfriendly magic Carrot transformed, however, and here's the kicker, HE WAS PERFECTLY ABLE TO TRANSFORM BACK! We just thought that for effect, ya know, he should be whipped back into human shape by two shapely girls. Let me tell you, we had a LOT of arguing about that.
And no, Carrot was not a girl chasing, womanizer. As a matter of fact, the opposite was true. The girls chased him! Think about it for a minute, especially you girls. Carrot held within him twelve beasts that he could change into, now just imagine just how all that affected him with some of that 'beastly' nature spilled over into his human nature. That boy gave new meaning to the phrase 'animal magnetism'! And when he walked into a room or a town, the women (and some of the men) just about killed themselves and each other trying to get to him. Yeah, Marron was the more beautiful of the Glace brothers, but Carrot was the one that they all wanted to be thrown to the ground and get screwed by him. And man, could he fight! He was deadly with that sword of his *and* hand-to-hand fighting.
FICTION: Marron was this cool, detached person that turned into a homicidal manic when his brother got hurt.
FACT: Yeah, Marron was kinda cool and detached; and hell yea! What the hell would you do if you saw your brother or sister getting pounded on and you had the power to kick somebody's ass?! DUH! Yeah, Marron was protective of his brother, but Carrot was equally protective of Marron. We were all equally protective of each other. We're a team, where survival is essential. If I fell, I always knew that somebody had my back.
FICTION: Tira was in love with Carrot and finally got her wish to marry him.
FACT: This is a yes and no answer. Yes, she had a crush on Carrot big time for a while but no she did not marry him. Yeah, I know that in the final battle Carrot transformed into you-know-who, but it wasn't Tira that pulled him back, that saved the world. Alright already, give me a minute! I'm getting there, just let me finish! Sheesh! Impatient much? The ending of the storyline was incorrect, Tira did not marry Carrot in the manga, Marron was not wandering around campus with Gateau in the OAV, blah, blah, blah!
And our favorite of all times.....
FICTION: Marron was overprotective of Carrot. Some of you have even wrote some fan stories saying they had more than a *brotherly* relationship with each other.
FACT: Oh my freakin' God, you guys had us in stitches over the first one we read! Man, I've never laughed so hard in my life! Carrot was barely able to breath, he laughing so hard he fell off the couch. He kept pointing a finger at Marron and laughing. Oh man, every time we read any of the stories we still crack up!
But let me set you all straight on this. Hell yeah, they were lovers! Good Lord, you'd have to have blind NOT to see that! I surprised you guys, didn't I? Yeah, I know, we had to make sure that things were downplayed a little in the anime, books and everything else, hell, we knew how people would have reacted to the fact that they were lovers as well as brothers. When the story was first created, Marron dug in his heels, he had no intentions of hiding his love for his niisan, and he wanted to make damn sure that even if they couldn't be seen as lovers at least people would get *hints* that there was something going on behind the scenes. Get it? Okay, let me explain a couple of things, then maybe it'll make things clearer.
One of the reasons why Carrot became a Sorcerer Hunter was to get out of the house and away from Marron. Even back then he was in love with Marron, he felt dirty and ashamed to be having these types of feeling for his brother. You can imagine his dilemma when Marron joined the team. He wanted him close yet he wanted him as far away as possible.
You have no idea how many times he wound up crying in my arms. You still don't understand, do you? Next to Marron, *I* was his best friend. Whatever he couldn't tell Marron he always told me. I was sympathetic and tried to distract everyone's attention from how Carrot used to eye Marron longingly. I was finally clued in one day when I was hanging all over Carrot and saw how jealous and angry Marron was before he turned away. Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather!
I finally cornered Marron and told him that I knew his secret, no I didn't tell him that Carrot was in love with him too! Just how dumb do you think I am? I'm not dumb, I'm just drawn that way, heh heh heh, I sorry I couldn't resist, it just slipped out!
Besides, I could never betray Carrot like that! I managed to convince Marron that if he really wanted Carrot he would have to seduce him. Oh my God! You should have seen it! Carrot didn't know which way to turn, he looked like a deer caught in headlights. I nearly wet my pants I kept laughing so hard! Marron would 'accidentally' walk in on Carrot when he was getting dressed or naked, he would 'accidentally' let Carrot catch him naked or just getting dressed, he would 'accidentally' rub against Carrot, he would 'accidently' roll over in his sleeping back right on top of Carrot. It was so funny! I actually thought that Carrot was going to die of a serious case of blue balls. As it was, he was practically walking hunched over, he could barely straighten up he was so hard. To this day, this still cracks me up.
I knew when Marron finally made his move, because when we came home, Carrot was practically glowing and Marron had this 'I just got me some' look on his face. They almost couldn't stop touching each other, and their affair continued secretly, because neither of them wanted to hurt Tira. It was months after she finally hooked up with Gateau that they confessed and she was okay with it. She confessed to me later that she actually couldn't see Carrot with anybody else other than the four of us, she was glad that he had found someone.
FICTION: Mille Feuille was a crossdresser, gay and had an enormous crush of Carrot.
FACT: I can state categorically that Mille is not and nor ever been gay nor has he ever worn women's cloths. I ought to know, he's been nailing my ass to the bed every chance we can get. That man has the most amazing stamina, those long legs, that hair....okay, calm down, girl! You'll see him tonight at dinner.
FICTION: Mama and the Haz Knight went to sleep
FACT: Mama and crew are very much alive!
You probably want to know why I'm tell you all this, right? Did you read in the paper the other day about the man spontaneously combusting? Did you read in the paper the other day about the girl that jumped off the bridge? Did you hear about the mother that killed her two children? About all those people tortured over in that country?
Getting a little scared aren't you, because you're finally starting to think, if we exist what else, who else exist too. Well, the simple fact is, my friends, we are needed once more. Yes, it's true, Sorcerers do exist!
The only reason why we are coming forward now, is to prepare you, my friends, of the coming struggle ahead, the beginning battles to protect this world, to protect you. You see, the world has grown dark and grim, inhuman conditions exist almost everywhere, people are being killed left and right and yes, Zaha Torte, is again determine to remake the world.
So, should you see five young people fighting, a man or woman throwing flashes of colored lights at them, thunderous booms echoing through the sky, rest assured that the Sorcerer Hunters are alive and on the job!
Sincerely,
(signed)
Chocolate Misu, Sorcerer Hunter