Street Fighter Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / MegaMan NT Warrior (Rockman) Fan Fiction / Street Fighter II Victory Fan Fiction ❯ The Surreal Life- Capcom Style! ❯ These Our Fighters ( Prologue )

Disclaimers: The Surreal Life is owned and created by Mark Cronin. All characters mentioned in this fic are owned by Capcom. I'm just using them for laffs!

 

Ryu Hoshi

Age: 28

Nationality: Japanese

Claim To Fame: Street Fighter series, world warrior

Location: Secret Room/Tell All Room

 

I had no idea that I would ever partake in something like this. I hate absolutely hate reality television shows. What the hell is wrong with me, I don't even own a TV! I heard from the producers that all star fighters would be on this show; I didn't know I had to sleep and live and eat with them for TWELVE *bleep*-ing days! I'm a street fighter for *bleep* sake! That's what the *bleep* I do; fight on the streets, eat on the streets, and live on the streets! Dammit, this whole experience was something I never want back!

 

Cammy White

Age: 17
Nationality: British

Claim To Fame: Street Fighter series

Location: Secret Room

 

I-I-I don't remember a thing. Every day was like a new day for me. It is so confusing. For twelve whole days, I lived in obscurity. The producers told me that if I wanted to get answers about the memories I lost, to come in the house. Oh my God, that house…

 

Chun-Li

Age: 22

Nationality: Chinese

Claim To Fame: Street Fighter series, lovely detective

Location: Secret Room

 

To all my fans out there watching this show, I apologize beforehand. That was some bull-*beep* they put me through in that son of a bitch! Producers of The Surreal Life, right after this season finishes airing, get ready to taste my boots, because I promise, lightening kicks will be flying in that mother-*beep*-ing office at VH1! DO YOU HEAR ME? I will take a *beep*-ing plane ride down there to LA in personally kick you all's asses! THIS IS CHUN *beep*-ING LI YOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE!

 

Lt. Guile

Age: 38

Nationality: American

Claim to Fame: Street Fighter series, Military man with grudge

Location: Secret Room

 

I didn't see what the hell the big problem was? Personally, the life of a military lieutenant is very stressful and this reality show was a release for me. I mean come on? How many contestants on these reality television shows do you know are paid to have fun on a show? I got drunk, I hitted on girls, had a fight, saw a rather revealing catfight, and get this, I even got my *beep* sucked! Oh *beep*, I forgot that y'all are still rolling cameras! Julia, Julia my wife, my girl, forget what you just heard! I meant that my *beep* was…ah, just was!

 

Ken Masters

Age: 28

Nationality: American/Japanese

Claim to Fame: Street Fighter series, millionaire who is rivals and best friends with Ryu

Location: Secret Room

 

Let me tell you something, straight up. Whatever you fans see on this season of the show, please note that on some episodes I was intoxicated, I was beside myself, and that I had no idea what I was getting into! My fiancée Eliza and I are having pre-marital jitters and appearing on this show was just one of my many defense-mechanisms! Oh *beep*, you'll see for yourselves!

 

Poison

Age: 21

Nationality: American

Claim To Fame: Final Fight, the infamous gender bender

Location: Secret Room

 

Wow, what can I say about this show that hasn't been said? I had a blast and wouldn't mind doing the whole reality television show gig! Shout out to my number one hun Hugo, down there at our wrestling promotion HWA! We doin' big business aren't we Hugo baby? Hey producers, can we have a spinoff show or something? Hugo could show you his `Love Handle Jerk Slam', it's rather cool I must say! But yeah, all I can say is watch for yourselves; I had fun!

 

Mega Man

Age: 17

Nationality: Robot

Claim To Fame: Mega Man series, fighting Dr. Willy

Location: Secret Room

 

I can now honestly say, since being on this show that I will remain a virgin the rest of my life. Come on people, robots like *beep* too! Were not packed and made with nuts for anything! Day in and day out, my father, Roll and Xero and myself go out of our way to protect you from evil, you citizens on cyberspace! I don't ask nothing in return, but I would love to get *beep*-ed once in a while too! Oh and for the record, Xero and I are not lovers! He beats his *beep* with a monkey wrench every night while watching *beep* Vol.3! He's a freak! But, as for the show, *beep* you, *beep* the producers, and get the hell out my face! You want to see something? THEN WATCH THE *beep*-ING SHOW!

 

That's right people The Surreal Life, season six; with Capcom Heroes of Yesterday!

Ryu, Cammy, Poison, Chun-Li, Mega Man, Guile and Ken locked in a mansion for twelve days with nothing but each other! It's a madhouse! And what happens when other Capcom stars visit this loony bin? That and more on the new season!

 

-Xtreme Slayer

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