Street Fighter Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / MegaMan NT Warrior (Rockman) Fan Fiction / Street Fighter II Victory Fan Fiction ❯ The Surreal Life- Capcom Style! ❯ Day One, Part Two: The Capcom Party! ( Chapter 2 )

Mega Man's POV in Secret Room:

People I had to buy a vowel, because O my God, Chun Li is sexy as hell!

 

Chun Li's POV in Secret Room:

That blue bomber, Sub-Zero rip-off mother*bleep*.

 

Ryu's POV in Secret Room:

*Ryu is shown laughing his behind off as the camera switches back to the house.*

 

“So Chun Li, these bastards got you on the show too?” Ryu questioned as he took off the white torso part of his clothing and placed it to the side. His muscled and sculpted chest made Chun Li drag on and drool almost as she was lost in his abs. Oblivious to this, Ryu stretched as Mega Man acted like he was retching.

 

“Absolutely, you know me R-Ryu, always adventurous…” Chun Li dragged on as she began to fantasize about what she could do with Ryu's Greek god like body. However, the thoughts ceased once all three of the contestants turned around to see a limo pull up, blasting Twisted Sister music.

 

“WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT! WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, ANYMORE!!!!” a girl yelled out of the limo sunroof.

 

“HEY, YOU'RE THE GUYS ON THE SHOW! WHAT'S UP, I'M POISON!!!” Poison yelled as she stuck her tongue out suggestively. Sweat dropped from both Ryu and Chun Li, but Mega Man once again looked turned on by the sight of another seemingly gorgeous woman. Poison had on her ripped t-shirt exposing much of her large breasts, and had the short-shorts with the handcuffs, and a police hat atop her long pink hair.

 

Poison's POV in Secret Room:

Let me tell you something sugars, I came into that Surreal Life house and the *beep* was huge! I liked it even more because I had two very hot guys at my disposal, Ryu and Mega Man, and made a new friend out of Chun Li very quickly!

 

Chun Li's POV in Secret Room:

I first met Poison and I just knew that the bitch had a screw loose. Come on; look at her fashion sense, so 1989 baby! It's 2005!!!

 

 

So as the four continued on, Poison was busy showing Mega Man some wrestling holds while the boy in blue continued to try and feel on her large `assets'. Chun Li on the other hand was busy looking at Ryu's gorgeous body as the two talked about previous adventures.

 

Ryu's POV in Secret Room:

C' mon people do you think that I am stupid? Of course I know Chun Li is looking at me. This beautiful hunk of man that you see here is working the mojo on her. If I play my cards right, I could show her my `real' hadouken if you catch my drift!

 

Another two limos pulled up in a matter of minutes as the housemates ran out to catch their latest fellow entrants in this madhouse of the Surreal Life mansion. Out of one limo, came Ken Masters, dressed in a wonderful Kenneth Cole designer suit and vest, looking as though he just came from Wall Street. His red hair glimmered in the sunshine and he smiled looking at his peers including Ryu. Out of the other limo, was the famous Lt. Guile who did not come alone. Along with him was the pig-tailed girl warrior Cammy, clad in her patent green outfit (the one from Street Fighter II: The New Challengers).

 

Ken's POV in Secret Room:

I was happy to know that I would not be alone in this house, you know? I had my best friend Ryu, my fellow friends Guile and Chun Li whom I haven't seen in a while, and the cutie Poison. Oh yeah, and Mega Man.

 

Guile's POV in Secret Room:

Yeah, yeah. It was good to see Ryu and Ken, and Mega Boy, but all I cared about was seeing the ladies. Cammy was lost and I gave her a ride. She'll be going on more than that once I'm through! Trust me…

 

Cammy's POV in Secret Room:

Where the hell am I? What is this place? The Surreal Life? What the hell is this?

 

All of the housemates were assembled and they all chatted in the living room, all except for Cammy. Each talking and the living area bustling, Cammy was withdrawn from the conversations making Chun-Li worried a bit.

 

Chun Li's POV in Secret Room:

I felt really badly about Cammy. We all were just conversating and the poor girl didn't know where she was…oh *beep* her! Did you all see Ryu's abdomen juiciness?

 

“Well guys and gals I just want to announce right here and now, that I am engaged to be married! Eliza Preston, the girl from the Revlon® Commercials agreed to marry me. Ken Masters will be off the market once I could hide all the used condoms in my car! We're on ice!” Ken yelled out all of a sudden, as the housemates looked and were hushed.

 

Poison's POV in Secret Room:

Poor Ken. He seems like a good guy too. Well, if his fiancée doesn't want him……I'll give him something to call my name, honey!!!

 

“Don't feel bad Ken! My wife Julia doesn't know I'm on this show!” Guile said as he went over to the bar in the living room and poured champagne.

 

Guile's POV in Secret Room:

What Julia doesn't know won't hurt her a bit. I got this in the bag dog; Guile is in the house for rest and relaxation! I want my *beep* sucked! Someone has to put these 10 inches to good use! Poison looks like a good candidate!

 

“Hey guys look what I found! The Surreal Times!” Chun Li said pulling out the newspaper made for the housemates after scanning the coffee table.

 

“It says here that the producers are holding a party in our honor and that many of the Capcom Stars of all time are going to make an appearance tonight! My God what am I going to wear?” Chun Li said with a look on her face.

 

Ken's POV in Secret Room:

A party! That's a great way to drown away my sorrows! That Eliza, tonight I'll show her! I hope she's watching too!

 

Mega Man's POV in Secret Room:

Party time baby! Bring on the rum and chips, and music and fine women!

 

Chun Li's POV in Secret Room:

Well as we all got ready for the party, we also issued out rooms. Ryu got the master bedroom since he is the strongest of the bunch (you should've seen the hell he put Ken through); Guile and Ken share a room with Poison; Cammy is in with me and Mega Man got the couch.

 

Mega Man's POV in Secret Room:

The couch? Me a worldwide superhero? I have two anime shows on the air right now! Shout to the WB! And I get the *beep*-ing couch? Sons of bitches!!!

 

Ryu's POV in Secret Room:

Later on at about nine-ish, the party started. Everything was going really great. The food was on the money! There was Swallows Nest which I now love; chicken wings; meatballs; ham; pigs in a blanket; all assortment of alcohol; and we had some great guests.

 

Music was playing in the background as a rather crowded living room swamped with guests and the housemates were enjoying themselves for this one night. All of Capcom's notables were in attendance. Jill Valentine could be seen talking to Regina as they compared guns as well as zombies and dinosaurs; Sakura, Karin Kanzuki, Blanka and Jin were all in heavy conversation; Morrigan and Dimitri were talking with each other and looked like they were drinking blood; Vega, M. Bison and Balrog were all talking to each other in debate over their name changes in America; Guile, Ryu and Chun Li could be seen over at the bar talking and drinking; Mega Man was with Zero and Roll talking with one another; Poison was dancing up a storm with Ken; all the while Cammy was on the outside lawn crying her eyes out as Akuma and Dhalsim were also on the lawn smoking blunts.

 

Cammy's POV in Secret Room:

How the hell can they party at a time like this? My memory is gone producers! I can't have fun! WHO AM I??????

 

“Dhalsim, I got to give it up to you; this right here is some good *beep*.” Akuma laughed as he handed the rolled blunt over to Dhalsim so that he could get a puff.

 

“It's that Indian herb that I cultivated. This *beep* is good! I'm hungrier than hell though, let's go snag some chicken!” Dhalsim said as he and Akuma rushed out to the crowded party.

 

Over at the bar, Ryu, Chun-Li, and Guile all began to laugh out loud wildly and drunkenly. Chun Li was holding two very big bottles of Vodka, and Gin with some fruit punch as Ryu and Guile extended their cups.

 

Ryu's POV in Secret Room:

Okay this is where things get a little bit interesting sports fans. You see, this was a party and I decided to cut loose. I haven't had a good drink in a while as did Chun Li and Guile. We were just having a good time.

 

Chun Li's POV in Secret Room:

Fans for what you are about to see; I apologize. The party was popping and I got a little beside myself.

 

Guile's POV in Secret Room:

(Guile laughs madly at the camera.)

 

 

“Chun Li, hit me with some more! Vodka kicks ass!” Ryu yelled as he and Guile clinked their bottles together.

 

“You got that right, Mr. Ryu!” Guile said drunkenly as he stumbled over and laughed with Ryu and Chun Li. Suddenly, Chun Li had a dirty thought coming to her mind.

 

“Why don't we both enjoy this nice bottle in the master bedroom? I believe you have the keys don't you Ryu? Let's the three of us finish this…” Chun Li said rather seductively drinking from the bottle suggestively. Automatically turned on, Guile and Ryu slapped fives as Chun Li led the way to the bedroom away from the party.

 

Chun Li's POV in Secret Room:

Damn you producers…

 

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

 

-Xtreme Slayer