Super Mario Brothers: Peach-hime Kyuushutsu Daisakusen Fan Fiction ❯ Marios B-Day ❯ Marios misadventures #1 ( Chapter 1 )

Mario's WORST Birthday.

Prologue and intro: In my sick little twisted mind I have made up that Luigi

Hates Mario and his wife, Daisy, does too.So this is

What they do to him on his b-day.

Mario:Im going out to get away.

Luigi: k

Daisy: Ready Luigi???

Luigi: This is the ultimate prank ever!

Daisy: Really, don't you think this is pushing even our lows?

Luigi: Your probably right but who cares.

So they went on with their horrible plan.

The plan is called the ultimately "good"/bad cake.

Mario arrives at home late at night.

Mario: A cake for me??? (sneers) Ill eat it even though im drunk.

Mario digs his face in ultimately punishing him.

Hmmm…….. Mario says………Im now feeling bowel cramps.

Mario finds a note that has a list of ingredients.

Ingredients: Flour

Eggs

Viagra

Laxatives

Floor gum

Scum

Pigs ears

Rusty nail

Several drugs

Glass shards

Paint

Cotton

Chit lands

Cartilage

Used toothpicks

Diaper crap

And metal

Mario: OH SHIT!

Mario screams and runs into the bathroom poop running

Down his leg and all.He stayed up all night screaming he had

Hornerea a mixture of Diarrhea and hornyness.

The next day on the news.

Reporter: a great her has died tonight. Mario Mario

Died of a new sickness called hornerea.

Also of glass shards in the face and several

Drug overdoses.He also had lockjaw.

The culprits are known as Luigi and

Daisy Mario. I hope they burn in hell.

Back to you……….

Luigi: Oh man……..

THE END

Note: please don't EVER make this cake for anyone

I'm sorry if this offended anyone.

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