Super Mario Brothers: Peach-hime Kyuushutsu Daisakusen Fan Fiction ❯ Super Trashed Brothers Melee ❯ Punk’d Out Pokemon Master ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2 ~ Punk'd Out Pokemon Master

 

Yet another battle in Super Trashed Bros. Melee. The gang is battling in the Pokemon arena where they meet some very UNEXPECTED pokemon trainers.

 

Pikachu: Pi-pikachu!

 

Pikachu dives in for thundershock and slips under Peach's skirt—completely by accident, rest assured. Peach is not so easily convinced.

 

Peach: Hentai! *whacks Pikachu with umbrella* How dare you? How dare you! Trying to look under the dress of a princess! A PRINCESS! Where'd you learn such atrocities? From Mario?

 

Mario: Eh…well… *sweatdrop* I can't help it. It copies everything I do. I don't know how to get rid of it or anything. It stalks me.

 

Bowser comes in, with an armful of pokeballs.

 

Bowser: I am the meanest, wickedest pokemon trainer of them all. BWA HA HA HA HA! *comes into the arena with a pokeball in claws*

 

Bowser's decided to go for a new image of himself and his hair is spiked back and yellow. He is wearing an Ash Ketchum outfit and is carrying a pokeball…

 

Peach: Great Galloping Goombas! What did he do to his head! I told him to dye it BLUE!!! BLUE!!! Is the oaf color blind?

 

Mario: O_O;; You know something about this?

 

Peach: Yeah, that's right Mario! I'm with Bowser now! We're through! And that means I want my stuff back!!! Seriously, where did you think Baby Bowser came from, hmm? Are you that dense? Oh yeah, you are! At least Luigi isn't so dumb!

 

Mario: *winces at thought of giving birth to spiky shell* I wonder if she found out about Link? Or did I forget her birthday? It's not like she's so young. She's like in her thirties, almost…old hag…

 

Yoshi comes along and sees a tasty-looking hat. Takes the hat right off of Mario's head. Hides in a corner and starts munching it.

 

Yoshi: Mmm…tasty hat…yum

 

Mario: Where's my hat?

 

Bowser: *wearing Ash Ketchum hat* I am the greatest! *throws pokeball*

 

Out comes Wobuffet

 

Wobuffet: *slaps flipper to head* WOOOOOBUUUUFET!

 

Bowser: Aw man, stupid crappy pokemon. Go bother Mario!

 

(PAUSE)

 

Mario: wtf? The stupid pokemon! It's humping my leg!

 

Bowser: Wahahahahahahahahah!

 

Yoshi: Mmmm… delicious hats…

 

Yoshi sneaks up behind Bowser and steals the Ash Ketchum hat. *sneaks off into corner and starts to devour*

 

Bowser: *grabs another pokeball* let's try this one!

 

Pikachu: Pika-pikachu!

 

Other Pikachu: *hearts* CHUUU!!!

 

Bowser: *groaning* Oh, get a room! *frowns at pokeballs* Stupid poke mart! How dare they sell me cheap pokemon? Ah, well, still got one more. *throws*

 

Charzard: GRRRRROOOOARRRR!!! *flame thrower attack*

 

The Pikachus are KO'd. Mario is stuck on the fiery flame fountain and there doesn't seem to be any way of escape.

 

Mario: Yow! My biscuits are burning!

 

Bowser: *munching a maximum tomato* I could do this all day!

 

Yoshi: *sniff* *drool* Something smells good!!! I wish I had some more hats…would've saved some if I found out there was gonna be a barbecue.

 

Mario: *swirly eyes* I'm-a getting dizzy

 

Link: Never fear, I shall save you my love!

 

Peach: Mario?! Link?!

 

Mario: Yeah! Who'd want you, hag? You're like what? Pushing forty? Link's much younger than you are!

 

Peach: Say that to my face! I'll have you executed!!! I am a princess!!! Off with his head!

 

Link: Stttraaaaaah *waves sword at Bowser*

 

Bowser: Fear me! I am the mighty pokemon master!

 

Link: Say that to my Lugia!

 

Peach: Oh nooooooo!!!! *screams as she is blasted off cliff*

 

Bowser: You just KO'd my girlfriend! Oh wow! A lugia! I gotta get me one of those…

 

Mario: Peach is MY girlfriend

 

Link: O_0 is there something you're not telling me?

 

Mario: No, Peach and I—it didn't work out. I still like you, Link!

 

Bowser: Mario's extremely unfaithful… frankly, I think you're better off with Pikachu or something like that…

 

Link: Mario?

 

Mario: Eh heh heh heh?

 

Link: Stttraaaaaah *Mario goes flying away* NOBODY TWO-TIMES ME!!!

 

Bowser: Atta boy. Wanna grab some fireflower coffee?

Link: *shrug* All righty

 

(PAUSE)

 

Link: …Bowser? What are you doing?

 

Bowser: *holding flowers* Ehh… I think… I was going to propose… WHAT THE? WHERE'S PEACH?!

 

Link: *sigh*

 

Muahahahaha… that made no sense. If you have any suggestions for future escapades just leave a comment. Remember; rate and review, folks! Ciao!