Super Smash Brothers Fan Fiction ❯ Melee Interviews ❯ Pichu, then Error ( Chapter 10 )

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What Master and Crazy Hand saw didn't do much to get their hopes up.

"Wait a minute?" Crazy Hand said. "We already have a Pikachu!"

"No," said Master Hand. "That's a Pichu."

The Pichu tried to tell them why it was there, but it was only capable of saying variations of its own name.

Fortunately, Master Hand could understand Pokemon. "Oh, so that's why you're here?" he said. "Still, Crazy Hand has a point. You may not be exactly the same as Pikachu, but you don't really stand out either."

Pichu seemed somewhat disappointed.

"Still," Master Hand added, "it's only right you at least get a chance."

So, the Hands sat through Pichu's demonstration. Unlike Ganondorf, at least Pichu wasn't intentionally stealing his moves from another fighter. At one point, though, Master Hand noticed something.

"Hold on!" he said. "Am I seeing things, or are your own electric attacks hurting you?"

Pichu nodded.

"I should've known." He'd seen a Pokemon special in which this very thing happened.

"We should let him in," said Crazy Hand, "if only for the laughs."

"You really know how to make others feel better." Master Hand turned his attention back to Pichu. "You know what? One can never have too many Pokemon. A Wire Frame will help you find your room."

Pichu left the office, followed by a Wire Frame who was carrying his stuff.

"Okay, who's next?" asked Master Hand.

"Error," said Crazy Hand.

"What? What error have I made?"

"No, 'Error' is his name."

"Are you kidding? Okay, send him in."

A guy walked in. "I am Error," he said.

"Alright," said Master Hand, "what brings you here?"

"I am Error."

"Yes, I know your name."

"I am Error."

"I get it. Will you please just show us what you can do?"

"I am Error."

"What? Is that all you can say?"

"I am Error."

"GET THE HELL OUT!"

Error left the office.