Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ Party! ( Chapter 2 )

K.E.: HI AGAIN!!!

Tales gang: -_- hi…

Colette: HI!!! HI!!! X3

Fonz: Eeyy!

K.E.: O_o Uh… yeah… ANYWAY The gang is throwing a party at Zelos’ Mansion because they survived the first chapter…

Tales gang: YAY!

K.E.: Fools rush in…

Genis: Huh?

K.E.: Nothing! *Under breath* fools…

Zelos: PARTY!!! I’ll get the beer! ^_^

K.E.: but I’m under 21!

Zelos: I just turned 22! ^_^

Raine: In Tethe’alla & Sylvarant you have to be over 15 to drink beer

K.E.: O.O I see… well I’m 14 so…>.>

Genis: Presea & I don’t get any?

Raine: … NONE FOR YOU!!!

K.E.: I have a kiddy corner set up for the sober people! It’ll be Genis, Chiyo-chan/Pinkeh, Hungry, Neko-chan, & me!

Hungry: SQUISHY!!! X3

K.E.: Everyone else can drink ‘till they puke!

Sheena: Thanks for the image… X_x

Lloyd: Beer, huh?

Zelos: Bud! Try some! It’s da bomb! ^_^

Lloyd: Who says that any more?

Zelos: I do! ^_^

Lloyd: No… really?

Zelos: Yes, really! ^_^

Sebastian: Beer makes Master Zelos extremely happy… -_-

Zelos: HAPPY HAPPY!!!! X3

Genis: He’s become Colette! That’s freaky…

Presea: *nods*

Neko-chan: What’s Colette acting like?

Colette: *At the bar talking to a servant* What do you wanna bet I could *hiccup* kick your butt all the way from here to Ozette *hiccup* huh?!

Servant: …wasn’t that place destroyed?

Colette: ……Shut *hiccup* up!

K.E.: Colette is a MEAN drunk

Presea: *nod* *nod*

Zelos: *suddenly appears* WHAT ABOUT KRATOS?!! ^_^

Sober people: O.O

K.E.: Uh… He’s…

Kratos: *talking to Lloyd* Boy that was an interesting night! Aha ha ha!

Lloyd: Dad! You’re hogging the booze!

Kratos: Shut up kid I’m telling’ a story. *_*

Lloyd: *Grumble*

Kratos: Anyway, where was I? Oh well! Haha!

K.E.: Happy drunk!

Zelos: LIKE ME!?! ^_^

K.E.: HAPPY ZELOS!!!

Zelos: HAPPY ME!!! X3

Presea: Genis, I’m scared…

Genis: Me too Presea… me too

Hungry: O.o *Pause* KENSHIN! ^_^

K.E.: KURAMA X3

Neko-chan: YOKO!!! ^_^

K.E.: You still perverted Zelos?

Zelos: HMM… *Thinks about it* YOU KNOW… NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT… I’M NOT!

Everyone in the room: O_O *Silence and then* NO WAY!!!

Zelos: I KNOW, I’M SCARED TOO… *Gir Voice*

K.E.: YAY!!! No pervert!

Zelos: *Sigh* NO PERVERT…

Neko-chan: all my training goes to waste…

Sheena: ZELOS!!! *Huggles Zelos*

Zelos: ?

Sheena: ZELLY-CHAN!!!

Zelos: MAN! THE ONE DAY I’M NOT A PERV & SHEENA GIVES ME A NICKNAME… I WON’T LET HER LIVE IT DOWN THOUGH…:3

Sheena: Zelly?

Raine: Dude… this is like, totally, freakin’ me out, man!

Lloyd: I know what you mean

Hungry: NOOOO!!!! RAINE’S BECOME A SURFER PERSON!!!! *cries*

Raine: Totally…

K.E.: Man this is freakin’ me out! O.k. let’s say that… Sheena went outside & Kuchinawa killed her (YAY!), Regal was attacked by a swarm of Emus and died (HOORAY!), Genis & Presea went away to play Super Mario Bros. (KAWAI!), and Colette was passed out on the floor! (…)

Neko-chan: That solves some problems…

Zelos: *Does the Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy dance*

K.E.: I LIKE THIS DANCE!!! *Joins*

Zelos: I GET TO BE STIMPY!!!

K.E.: Damn!

Raine: Dude…

Kratos: *Who, now, is snoozing happily next to Colette*

Colette: *in her sleep* Yeah… I could take ya, ya yellabellied… *snore*

Nature: *Sends a lightning bolt on Zelos’ house*

Lights: *go out*

Music: *dies out*

People: *Freak out*

Raine: Duuuuude I can’t see nothin’!

Zelos: NO! MY HAPPY MUSIC! I GUESS I HAVE To amuse myself now… hmm… >.>

K.E.: MY SONG!!! WHY’D IT- Hey! Who is this?! Don’t you touch that! >.<

Lloyd: ^_^ (Not that you could see his face…or mine… or Zelos’…) Beer! My precious!! *Chugalug* Yay!

Presea & Genis: *Rush down the stairs only to topple on to each other cause it‘s dark and stuff*

Genis: Umm… *Blush*

Presea: *Gets off* Hey! You people! The Nintendo turned off!!! I WANNA PLAY!!! NOW!!! >.<

Genis: man… ;_;

Raine: Dude, I’m, like, so totally scared, man.

Neko-chan: … ARGH!!! I’M GONNA KILL EVERYONE!!!!

Hungry: Really?

Neko-chan: … No… *sigh* not really…

Kratos: *Wakes up* oooh! It’s dark!

Hungry: What happened?

K.E.: I dunno- HEY! Seriously, whoever that is, STOP OR DIE!!! >_<

Neko-chan: K.E.?

K.E.: Yes?

Neko-chan: Can I kill someone?

K.E.: ‘K… kill… REGAL!!!

Regal: *Walks in… alive* It’s daaaaaaaark!

K.E.: Kill him! And then we- DAMMIT!!! WHOEVER THAT IS STOP IT!!!

“WHOEVER THAT IS”: *laughing… and stuff*

Neko-chan: DIE REGAL!!! *Kills him in whatever way YOU, the reader, thinks is fit!*

Regal: *dead*

Everyone in the entire world: *rejoice*

K.E.: O.k.! That’s all for this chapter! Tune in next time for- WHAT THE HELL?!!? I SAID STOP!!!

“WHOEVER THAT IS”: Heh heh

Mini theater!

Zelos: You wanna tussle? Huh?

Colette: I’ll take you on!

Zelos: Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful!

Colette: Oh, no…

Zelos: Damn! I must be a genius!

Colette: I'm mad now!

Zelos: I’m going with my pimp plan!

Colette: Thy faithful servant asketh for thy blessing, honor us with the splendor of thy...uh...whoops! I messed up, heh heh!

Zelos: Don’t run!

Colette: Why just me?

Zelos: All right!

Colette: I’m sorry, everyone…

Zelos: Thanks for making me look so good! ZELOS WINS!!!