Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ The water's glaring at me! ( Chapter 8 )

U.K.: HEY PEOPLE!!! We’re back! (NOTE: Neko-chan has her eyes back… yeah… eyes grow back… I… guess…)

Kratos: Sadly…

U.K.: Shut up! *_*

Kratos: Make me! *Lloyd Moment©*

Weird Narrator… guy: Bad choice, Kratos… Bad choice…

Kratos: *now a Kratos Snowman* …

U.K.: That’s what you get!

Lloyd: DADDY!!! *Runs up & hugs him*

Kratos: *Starts to melt*

Everyone: O.O;;

Kratos: (!)

Lloyd: Daddy…? OMG!!! DADDY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Father…

Kratos: *a puddle of watah!* *gurgle…*

U.K.: Cleaning service!

Sheena & Zelos: *grumble* *Start mopping*

Sheena: Who’d we get roped into this?

Zelos: … Good question… Hey U.K.?

U.K.: WHAT?! *_*

Zelos: O.o never mind *Goes back to cleanin’*

U.K.: Ah, yes that reminds me (for whatever reason…) That I SHALL GIVE YOU EACH SUPAH POWAHS!!!!!!

Everyone: oooooo!

U.K.: Except for Neko-chan cause she don’ need ‘em…

Neko-chan: aww…

U.K.: And Kratos…

Kratos: *bubble* *Glare*

Weird Narrator… guy: Can you imagine water GLARING at you? It’s fahreeeky!

U.K.: O.k. now Zelos--

Zelos: GIMME INVISIBILITY!!! PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSE!!!!! *Bambi eyes*

U.K.: NO! I won’t trust you with that… although that’s SO CUTE! I’ll give you… the ability…

Zelos: yes…?

U.K.: To…

Zelos: yes…?…!!

U.K.: TALK TO ANIMALS!!!

Zelos: WHAT?! That’s stupid…>.>

U.K.: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Zelos: NOTHIN’!!! Don’t hurt me… ;_;

U.K.: Good… Presea get… SUPAH SPEED ‘cause she’s already go supah strength…

Presea: Uhm… thanks…

U.K.: LLOYD! Has the ability to change… INTO ANYTHING OR ANYONE!!!

Lloyd: Neat! *Turns into… A MONKEY! Just kidding… he’s already a monkey… turns into… ZELOS!!! Why? Do we REALLY want to know?*

Zelos: Woah… freaky…

Neko-chan & Sheena: ARGH! NOW THERE’S TWO OF ‘EM!!!

Everyone: O.o;;

Sheena: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE~!!!

Genis: That’s my line!

U.K.: Ah yes… you’re ability… I’ll give you invisibility!

Zelos: What?! You give it to the BRAT?! He won’t know how to use it properly!!!

U.K.: All I know is I ain’t givin’ it to youz… >.>

Genis: O.k.…. whatever……

U.K.: Now there’s two of them… Ah… But… LLOYD ISN’T IN THE NARRCICIST OUTFIT!!!

Lloyd: Huh?

U.K.: AUGH! You’re such an IDIOT!!!

Hungry: That he is… *nods sagely*

U.K.: O.k. Raine gets the power…to… GO FOR DAYS WITHOUT EATING, SLEEPING, OR GOING TO THE BATHROOM!!!

Raine: Huh?! WHY?!?!

U.K.: For your research!

Raine: …! I see! FANTASTIC!!!

U.K.: ^_^;; And Sheena

Sheena: Hmm?

U.K.: YOU, my friend and fellow Zelos lover, get to FLY!!!

Sheena: Oh joy…

U.K.: Colette gets the ability to shoot LASER BEAMS from her eyes!

Colette: Oh, my!

U.K.: & Hungry gets to CONJURE FOOD AT ANY GIVIN MOMENT!!!

Hungry: O.O YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! ^_^

U.K.: And I… GET ALL DA POWAS!!!

Sheena: No fair…

U.K.: Ha ha! Sucks for you…

Volt: *Goes over… Zelos’ house I think we’re at… Well… whatever we’re there now… and ZAP!!!*

Lights: *Gone*

U.K.: DAMMIT! *goes outside* VOLT! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS?!

Volt: …

U.K.: ARGH! *goes back inside*

Raine: What happened? I heard Volt saying “Screw you, you don’t own me!” outside.

U.K.: SHEENA!!!

Sheena: Yeah…? *bumps into a wall* Oww…

U.K.: WHY IS VOLT ACTING UP!?!!?

Sheena: He’s prolly just cranky…

U.K.: BUT HE’S A SUMMON SPIRIT!!!!

Volt: *outside* …

Raine: He said, “Fuck you man!” o.o;;

Everyone: (?) …Eh?

U.K.: O.k. that’s it I’m gonna go kill ‘im. *Goes outside*

Everyone: …O.o;;;

Neko-chan: We’d better get out there before she hurts herself… *gets up… wait… was she sitting…? Oh well whatever…*

Luna: She already has…

Everyone: Ack!

Kratos: *gurgle* (Translation: Who’re you… and how’d you get here?)

Luna: I am--

Kratos: *gurgle* (I suddenly stopped caring…)

Luna: LUNA V!!! Not the summon spirit… the human…

Hungry: … Shouldn’t we be helping U.K.

Everyone: …! OH YEAH!!!

Kratos: *bubble* (Idiots…)

Everyone: *goes outside to see…*

Weird Narrator… guy: OMG!!! WHAT DO THEY SEE?!

Everyone: SHUT UP, GIR!!!

Weird Narrator… guy: …that hurt… ;_;

Everyone: *see… a rather charred U.K. and a …ing Volt*

U.K.: I WON’T GIVE UP! *Charges* *BUZZZZZZAHP!* ouchies…

Sheena: *sigh* I call upon the maiden of the mist. Come, Undine!

Undine: Yeah, what is it?

Sheena: Well… Volt’s being a bastard and--

Undine: AGAIN?!

Sheena: Yeah, could you do something about it?

U.K.: *charge* *ZAP* Again! *charge* *ZAP* oww… @_@

Genis: Shouldn’t someone stop her?

Zelos: I’ll do it! *Runs up and slings U.K. over his shoulder*

U.K.: AUGH!! LEMME GO!!! I almost had him too… ;_;

Zelos: yeah, yeah, whatever… *Casts my fav spell… when HE uses it anyway…* Burn, Baby! Eruption! (THAT’S SO FREAKIN’ FUNNY!!!)

Volt: *Explodes!!!*

U.K.: *gasp* NEAT! ^_^

Zelos: handy, huh?

U.K.: Hmm… I should have givin that to someone… OH WELL!

Undine: Can I go now?

Sheena: O.k.

Undine: Good ‘cause I got a date…

Sheena: O.o WITH WHO?!

Undine: Maxwell!

Everyone: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *Fall over because of all the sweat drops*

U.K.: Hey Zelos… you can put me down now…

Zelos: … I could do that… but I won’t…

U.K.: You’ll get yours Zelos… you’ll get yours…

Zelos: I’m so scared… >.>

U.K.: oh, cruel fate… -_-;;

Zelos: Whatever…

U.K.: That’s it for this chapter so-- HEY!! YOU CAN’T TOUCH THAT!!!

Zelos: I can! See?

U.K.: I’ll kill you! *_*

Zelos: So I’d better enjoy it while I can!

U.K.: -_-;; END!!!