Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ Azumanga?! WHAT THE?! ( Chapter 10 )

DISCLAIMER:

Zelos: U.K. does NOT own ToS or Namco…

U.K.: But if I did… *Does the creepy Zelos Laugh ©*

Everyone: Creepy

U.K.: ON WITH THE… THING!!!!

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Weird Narrator… guy: And so… EVERYONE WAS ALIVE AGIN!!!! How, you ask? Yuan came and… HELPED US!!! With his FUNKY PONYTAIL!!!

Yuan: Shut up… -_-

Weird Narrator… guy: no…

Yuan: urg…

Weird Narrator… guy: O.k. me-thinks that is it!

U.K.: How did I get into this mess again?

Zelos: It’s you’re fault for healing meh…

Yuan: HAHA!!! Idiot…

U.K.: Shiyuuuuuuuuut up! (Pronounced: Sh-EE-yuuuuuuuuht)

Yuan: … I’m gonna go and… do… something… Renegadish… >.> *leaves*

Weird Narrator… guy: Good for you Yuan-my-…thing…

Yuan: >.<;;;;

Hungry: LET’S DO DA AZUMANGA DEALIE!!!!

U.K.: GOOD IDEA!!! Hungry said, “what if the people from Azumanga Daioh met the people from ToS?” Or… something like that… I guess… SO here we go!

A. D. People: ?!

Tomo: Woah… O.O

Osaka: It’s happening again! ;_;

Chiyo-chan: Miss Osaka?

Sakaki: …?

Kagura: Great… how’d this happen?

Kaorin: M- Miss Sakaki… *Blush*

Mr. Tadakichi: Woof?

Mr. Kimura: *yeah… he’s alive now… sorry* *gape*

Ms. Yukari: … Nyamo! WHY?!

Nyamo: just shut up… -_-

Yomi: *glasses fall off her face*

U.K.: O.K.! MEET YOUR PARTNERS!

Osaka & Colette: *fall down* whoops… O.o?! Partner?!?

Chiyo-chan #1 (Chiyosuke): Umm… who are you?

Chiyo-chan: #2: My name is Presea, I am a lumberjack. I am 12 years old (*Cough* 28! *Cough*). I am currently on a journey to reunite the worlds. Who are you?

Chiyo-chan 1: My name is Chiyo Mihama! I’m 12 also! ^_^ I’m in High School, Senior Year! Umm, excuse me… did you say you are a lumberjack?

Presea: Yes… why?

Chiyosuke: no reason! ;_; (Thinkin’: Scary…)

Seles: *pops in* Hey, what? *Sees Zelos doing the Zelos Hug © on U.K.* O.O You evil witch, I'll teach you to seduce my brother!

U.K.: ?! O.o WHAAAT?

Seles: *Raises… a SWORD! GASP!* I’ll kill you!

U.K.: RAWWRG! Freeze Lancer!

Zelos: This is funny! ^_^

U.K.: I’m going to kill you… -_-

Neko-chan: *steps in* YAY!!! I get to guard! *Attacks Seles with, what else, her claws*

Seles: Argh! *faints*

Tomo: WILDCAT PINK GIRL!!! (Dude, Seles has pink hair man… LOOK!)

Seles: Partner?

Tomo: PARTNER!!!

Raine & Yomi: Idiots… -_- Partner?!

Yukari: Ah whatever! Let’s get some FOOD!!!

Lloyd: W00T! FOOOOD!

Yukari & Lloyd: PARTNER!

Nyamo: I’m not paying for it though

Genis: & I’m not cooking it…

Tabatha: …

Sakaki: …

Alicia: … I’M ALIVE!!!!

Koarin: SHH! I can’t admire Miss Sakaki!

Kagura & Sheena: MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Zelos: Ahh so many hunnies… ^_^ *Still doin’ the Zelos Hug ©*

Mr. Kimura: Yes… they are beautiful aren’t they… *disappears*

U.K.: Only a brief appearance for Mr. K.

Neko-chan: Thank goodness…

U.K.: umm yeah…

Kratos: (he’s no longer water… yeah) *looks at Mr. Tadakichi* -_-

Mr. Tadakichi: Woof!

U.K.: Yeah…

Luna: It that all you can say?

U.K.: Maybe… >.>

Luna: *sigh*

U.K.: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

Everyone: ?!

U.K.: ha ha ha… I’m such a geek…

Everyone: *nods*

U.K.: Hey… Genis & Nyamo both have the same hairstyle… kinda

Nyamo: DON’T CALL ME THAT!!!!

Hungry: hey yeah!

U.K.: Hmmm… *Grabs a… POKE’BALL!!!* I’m gonna catch you… Zelos! That way you will become… A POKEMON! And only will be able to say you’re name! ^_^

Zelos: Hey, wha--? *gets… POKE’CAPTURED… o.k. I forgot what it was called when you catch a pokemon… geez…*

U.K.: I choose you! Zelos!

Poke ball: POOF!

Zelosmon: Zelos?

Everyone: *Laughs at Zelosmon*

Hungry: Wait… aren’t the mons in Digimon?

Luna: Who cares?

U.K.: Good question… O.K. no more Poke Zelos…

Zelosmon… I mean Zelos: YAY!

U.K.: -_-;;;

Zelos: (CENSORED)!!! ^_^

U.K.: *Eye twitch*

Zelos: (CENSORED)!!! (CENSORED)!!! ^_^

U.K.: Make it stop… >.<

Zelos: (CENSORED)!!! (CENSORED)!!! (CENSORED)!!! ^_^

U.K.: RARRRG!!!! #_#

Everyone (except for Colette because… she’s Colette DUH!): Idiots… -_-

Magnius: *pops in* VERMIN! *pops out*

Everyone: Hah?

Kvar: *pops in* *opens eyes* Mekyo!!! (It means the anime eyes…)

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Kvar: *pops out*

Rodyle: *pops in* YOU WILL ALL DROWN IN SEA WATER!!!!

Everyone: ?

Rodyle: … never mind! *pops out*

Lloyd: what is this? Desian pop in & out day?!

Genis: That was stupid Lloyd… -_-;;;

Lloyd: Well, at least I’m TRYING unlike you critics!

Zelos: Keyword: Trying…

Everyone: *snigger*

Lloyd: oh yeah? Well… YOU WEAR PINK!!!

Zelos: *gasp!* I-it’s not pink! It’s a… lightish red!

Sheena: You know they’ve got a name for that color… you wanna know what it is?

Zelos: No…

Sheena: It’s called PINK!!!

U.K.: Hee hee… I color coded it…

Neko-chan: The Azu people have not left yet…

U.K.: … oh yeah! They… died…

Colette: NOOOOOOOOO…… Partner…

Genis: Good! Yukari & Lloyd were teaming up… it was scary…

Lloyd: my food buddy… ;_;

U.K.: I’m scared so that’s it!

MINAH THEATER!!!

KRATOS VS SELES (I’ll be making hers up!)

Kratos: Give them no quarter

Seles: I don’t have one!

Kratos: Out of the way! Thunder Blade!

Seles: Freeze Lancer!

Kratos: Tricky…

Seles: Hah!

Kratos: I won’t let you die! Healing wind! *ping*

Seles: O.k. Light Spear Cannon!

Kratos: OW! *dies*

Seles: How was that big brother? SELES WINS!!!!!