Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ I'm walking challenged! ( Chapter 12 )

Weird Narrator… guy: And so Kratos lost his memory… YAY!!!! Um… They all decided to eat… SOMETHING COLETTE COOKED!!! At least it not Raine’s cooking… >.>

Raine: I HEARD THAT!!!

Weird Narrator… guy: YIKES!

Kratos: What is this my walking-challenged friend?

Colette: Um… it’s TUNA!!! ^_^

Luna: …O.O TUUUUUNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???????!!!!!!!!!??????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

Everyone: O.o

Raine: Well… I was going to have some but… never mind (OOO IMPORTANT!!!)

Kratos: WHOO! That was funny! DO IT AGAIN!!! X3

Everyone: o.O;;; (Hee hee REVERSE!!!)

Hungry: I’m tired… *Yawns*

U.K.: No…. NO YAWNING! *Yawns* ARGH!!! (Ha! I’m yawning as I write this!)

Neko-chan: HA! THE ALMIGHTY NEKO-CHAN IS… ALMIGHTY!!! So I’m not tired… >.> yeah…

Sheena: I think it’s bed time for joo!

Neko-chan: DON’T WORRY! I BELIVE IN ME!!!

Sheena: WELL DON’T!!!

Genis: Yeah… let’s go to bed…

Zelos: IT’S TOO EARLY!!!

U.K.: SHUDDAP! *Smacks him!*

Zelos: ow…

Weird Narrator… guy: And so they went to SLEEP!

PASSAGE OF TIME!!!! ~~~~~~~~~OOOOH! Time!~~~~~~~~~~

Weird Narrator… guy: And then they woke UP!

Raine: *wakes up* Hmm… HEY EVERYONE--

My mom O.o: WAKEY! WAKEY! EGGS & BAKEY!!!! *leaves*

Everyone: Hmmmmwweeerrrr???? ACK!

Artos: Wah…? WHAT!?! WHY CAN’T I SEE OUT OF MY LEFT EYE?!?!

Kungry: … I’M A GIRL?! Gee… I forgot a LOT of stuff then…

Zeriel: Hmm… I’M A GIRL TOO!!! OMG! I HAVE A CHEST!!! Not a very big one but…>(..)> (Piggy)

Artos: *FWAMERS x7894213896432!!!!*

Colko-chan: Umm… LOOK AT MY NAILS!!! Help me… I’m scared to scratch my ARM!!! ;.;

Prelos: … I am SO not happy about this…

Nenis: WHERE HAVE MY NAILS GONE!!! And how come I’m so short?!

Heena: Oh MAN! I’M SHEENA!!!

Zeriel: no FAIR!

Gena: … WHY?!

Lunette: I CAN’T WALK NOW!!!! *sobs*

Shoyd: ah… Now I’m an idiot

Llosea: I’m so… TINY!!!

Raine: HAH! I’m normal!!!

…Let’s go over this shall we?

U.K. is in Kratos’ body,

Zelos is in U.K.’s body,

Kratos is in Hungry’s body,

Colette is in Neko-chan’s body,

Presea is in Zelos’ body, (HA HA!)

Neko-chan is in Genis’ body,

Hungry is in Sheena’s body,

Genis is in Luna’s body,

Luna is in Colette’s body,

Sheena is in Lloyd’s body, (HAR HAR!)

Lloyd is in Presea’s body,

& Raine is herself… DAMN!

Artos: Someone tell me HOW this happened… NOW!!!

Nenis: I wish I knew… I’M SO SMALL!!! *Sobs… JUST KIDDING! That would be a sight huh?*

Zeriel: I, however, am having a GREAT time! ^_^

Artos: HEY! DON’T TOUCH THOSE!!! THEY’RE MINE!!!!

Prelos: Hey… man… I’m ZELOS!!! PITY MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Llosea: Ha! You’re whining like him!

Zeriel: The only downside to this… I’M ATTRACTED TO MYSELF!!!

Shoyd: You weren’t before?

Zeriel: … Shut up…

Colko-chan: Hey! I CAN WALK!!! ^_^

Lunette: I can’t ;.;

Raine: PEOPLE! I think I got the ANSWER!!!

Artos: SHUT UP PEOPLE!!!!! I don’t wanna be blind in my left eye… ;.;

Kungry: Pssh… pansy…

Nenis: Maybe… you can just move your hair out of your eyes?

Artos: …Oh yeah……I CAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raine: ARGH! I think it’s because… YOU ATE COLETTE’S COOKING!!!

Everyone: *glares at Colko-chan*

Colko-chan: I’M SOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nenis: How can I guard when I’m 4 feet tall?!

Gena: Excuse me? I’M FOUR FOOT SIX FOR YOUR INFORMATION!!!!!

Artos: Hee hee… DID YOU KNOW THAT GENIS’ VOICE ACTORESS IS SHIZURU’S?!?! In Japanese…

Heena: *dies* man… that’s the 29753 time THIS HALF-HOUR!!!!

Artos: SCREW THIS! COME NOISHE! WE RIDE INTO THE DISTANCE!!!