Tales Of Eternia Fan Fiction ❯ Tales of Comedy ❯ Chat Arrives -desu! ( Chapter 16 )

DISCLAIMER:

U.K.: I don’t own ‘nything… except for… KEEL, YUAN, PRESEA, ZELOS, & CHAT!

Everyone: Chat?

U.K.: Chat! ^_^

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Weird Narrator… guy: Now… that the PSA chapter is over… they started to do NOTHING! WHY DON’T THEY EVER DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE?!!

Lloyd & Rid: Good question…

U.K.: ANYWAY! I’m bringing Chat here! YAY CHAT!

Meredy: SHUT UP NA! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP NA!

Max: *pops in* Yeah! (I HATE THAT! CURSE YOU MAX!) *stays*

Everyone: O.o

Max: What?

Everyone: >.<

Farah: Meredy? What’s--?

Meredy: JUST SHUT UP NA!!! I WANT QUICKIE BACK NA!!!

U.K.: I already digested him… >.>

Meredy: *Turns to Yuan who, from now on, I will be calling Yuanyan*

Yuanyan: @_@ I already digested him too!

Max: I know what it’s like to lose a pet…

Ayla: *pops in* Maicis to our hearts!

Max: Where’s Dede? (That’s his Maicis)

Ayla: Err… I LOVE YOU!!! *Glomps Max, which is really disturbing* *pops out*

Max: Yeah!

U.K.: DAMN YOU!

Max: Yeah?

U.K.: ARGH! Oh well… here comes Chat!

Max: Yeah!

U.K.: *twitch*

Chat: *falls out of the sky* ACK! *Falls on… hm… PRESEA!*

Presea: >.< Get off me!

Chat: *Gets off* Wait a minute! Why does a great pirate like me need to listen to the likes of you?!

Raine: Now I’ve seen it all…

U.K.: REALLY?! EVEN FYE-SAN?!

Raine: Wha?

Hungry: It’d be REALLY kewl if Tsubasa went into ToS!

Neko-chan: *nod*

Genis: *Looks at Chat & Presea* She’s three inches taller than Presea… and two inches taller than ME! *Sob* Even though we’re the same age! 12!

U.K.: Yeah… I’m the same height as Keel… and Zelos…

Neko-chan: *Nods sagely*

Chat: *slow turn* Huh? *Examines Neko-chan’s name* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AN ANIMAL!!!!! A FILTHY ANIMAL!!!!!!!!! I’M GOING TO GET FLEAS!!!!! OR RABIES!!!!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U.K. & Zelos: *watch her run around but don’t do anything*

Hungry: That looks like fun… *starts running around too* I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEE KKEENNSSHHIINN!!!!!!

Neko-chan: *twitch* I don’t have fleas…

Chat: SHE’LL SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neko-chan: I will not!

Hungry: I LIKE DOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Colette: (!) *Runs around* MEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Chat: I KNOW! *Calls her ship… Van Elita… or something*

Raine: *eyes the ship* IT CAN FLY?! I MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTT RESEARCH!!!!

Chat: ANIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS S

Sheena: … *Starts running* IIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ll oyd: *Starts running* I’M LUKE SKYWALKER!!!

Kratos: *looks at screen* I have more dignity than THAT!

Genis: Nuh-uh! Ain’t gonna do it!

Presea: …

Luna V: *starts running* INNNSSSSEEEERRRRTTT FFUUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY TTTHIIIINNGGG HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Meredy: QQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE EE NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Max: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U.K., Zelos, Keel, Farah, Yuanyan, Rid, & Neko-chan: *Watch*

Kratos: *Shakes head*

Genis: (////)

Presea: (…)

Rid: Farah, get us popcorn!

Farah: NO!

Yuanyan: That Quickie SURE was good!

U.K.: Maybe we should stop them? *Glomps Keel*

Keel: ##@_@##

Neko-chan: No!

Zelos: This is funny!

Neko-chan: NO SAYING STUFF AFTER ME!!!!!

Zelos: HOW IS THAT PERVY?!

Weird Narrator… guy: After a while everyone settled down… except for…

Chat: FFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *playing cards*

Colette: UNO!

Max: Yeah!

U.K.: Dammit! WE’RE PLAYING BLACKJACK!!!

Colette: UNO!!

Keel: You have two cards!

Colette: U- uno…

Yuanyan: OH! BLACKJACK!!!

U.K.: *_*

Yuanyan: O.O You can have it… ;.;

U.K.: ^_^

Yuanyan: *Thinking* I’m still alive!

Neko-chan: *Thinking* I gotta start doin’ that…

Max: *Thinking* Yeah!

Chat: I’m tired! *Falls down* So… tired…

U.K.: I guess that’s it!

Coreena: I’m back -desu!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Neko-chan: So… a zombie?

Rid: Hmm… I guess so…

Max: Yeah!

U.K.: ………………………&he llip;……I’LL KILL HIM!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keel: *Grabs* O.k. Let’s go… no killing people k?

U.K.: But… BUT HE’S ASKING FOR IT!!!

Max: Yeah!

U.K.: *twitch*

Zelos: Looks like she’ll pounce anyway, bookworm…

Keel: Then help me!

Zelos: Gladly! *grabs*

U.K.: *twitch*

Sheena: You know Farah, if I were you, I’d have made Rid ditch the blue sports bra & matching miniskirt!

Farah: I’ve tried… but he counters with, “Keel wears a dress!”

Keel: I DO NOT!

Farah: That’s what I say! “It’s a robe, Rid!”

Rid: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight……

U.K.: O.k. you can let me go now!

Zelos: Hmm… Nah! YOU’RE LYIN’!

Keel: He does have a point! If we let go, you’ll charge over to Max & kill him! We can’t let that happen.

U.K.: *Squiggle thing appears on head* Neko-chan!

Neko-chan: Yeah?

U.K.: KILL MAX!!!

Neko-chan: Sure thing! *kills Max*

Zelos: Dammit…

Keel: Why didn’t we think of that?

Ayla: *Pops in… again* BOSS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Max: ………Ye…a…h? *dies*

Ayla: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! *leaves with Max‘s corpse*

END OF CHAPTER! -desu