Teen Titans Fan Fiction / Other Fan Fiction / Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Fight for love ❯ The Samurai's suprise ( Chapter 2 )
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Chapter 2 The Samurai's suprise
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Brian was ussured into the bathing area and coached through the different
intricacies of japanese bathing by the now chagrinned Keitaro Urashima.
It had taken Keitaro a LOTof paitence to instruct this rather rough around
the edges gaijin. On the plus side? At least he didn't smell like the creature
from the black lagoon anymore.
The new inadvertant guest's skin was a pale pink and although it seemed
unblemished he had a rather unorthodox collection of woundings. upon the
kneecap of his left knee was a savage scar undoubtablly inflicted by a
butcher's knife of some type.
His body was unhealthily slender as if a thoroughbreed and when he
breathed heavilly you could discern his ribcage. An unsightlly thing
to behold upon those with weak stomaches. Lean compact and slender.
That was the byword to this flame haired man. Even his stomach area
was slender. It was as if the gods themselves purpse built this man
for some obscure purpose. A purpose not even the easy going manager
could discern.
Was he some vagrant? Or did he have a purpose in life. This was the
ultimate question that nagged the consience of onre Keitaro Urashima.
*He looks like a starved animal. I doubt he eats well.*
Keitaro thought silentlly as the two males bathed in peace(A rare
commodity given where the two males were in question). Brian looked
at the raven haired man in question.
"Whose the samurai chick. Not meaning to sound judgemental but she
seems a bit up herself slightlly, taking my sword like that didn't do her
any favours you realise. Even though she's a pretty young thing.
Diciplined too by my unsure guess at least? I mean she must be if she
carries around a bokken and from what I sense that is the least of the
suprises I am sure to encounter here."
Brian stated in a terse tone with somre grudging respect to the person
beside him.To be around so many women/girls of varying cultures and
personalities like Keitaro had and STILL be in one peice and relitivelly
sane was something short of miraculous.
Brian had grown up to respect the female form by his own self teachings
and his parents however he had grown up a rather rough and bitter old
man and his faith in the opposite sex was somewhat appaulling to say
the least. Especially his explosure to what was laughably called 'nice' girls
in his youth. Brian's veiw on women now was that of barely concealed
indifference and anger. However pity the fool that is the opposite gender
that decides that he is an 'easy' target for nonsense. For he will have none
for them one bit , and is rather unique in his 'punishment' to make matters
worse he has a unique system to punish transgressors.
His twisted part of his psyche was that of a perverse and dark aspect
by which narrow minded people would deign as evil corrupt and base
perversion at it's best/worst. Another reason as to why Brian was
seeminglly alone, this part of his psyche was sentient to a certain degree.
Spiteful, inteligent nasty and perverted to an extent that rivaled a certain
perverted grandmaster of Ranma Saotome's school more pertinerntly the
founder named Happosai. However Happosai had certain limits where
even HE drew the line. Happosai NEVER harassed a truelly innocent
woman and he most absolutelly certain did NOT attempt RAPE. He may
go for a cheap feel and steal underwear off women to regain strength?
But he absolutelly fond Rape a sickening and disgusting concept.
Darksoul however was the amalgamation of hatered evil and negitivity
as such the tactics that one Happosai scorned would be very well
employed by Darksoul with relish should the situation and the
offences warrant it. It was fortunate however that Brian seldom fell
into a psychotic epposode where his ID or ego personality changed.
Brian and Keitaro had finished bathing and redressed in their attire.
Brian was granted a robe of some discription as his clothing was
charitiblly burned to ashes by an inadvertant accident by one Kaolla
Su whom wanted to test a theory if his clothes could make rocket fuel
as that was just how bad the clothing stank.
It was by grudging acceptance a few hours later(thanks to one of
Kaolla Su's inventions the Tailor Tasker) that Brian was decked out
in dark clothing making him look like a rather formidible seeming person.
Everything he wore was suit to his personaity and tha meant Black!
Upon the shirt was a few words "Stupidity doesn't kill people, I DO!"
Needless to say that wasn't the only eye opening aspect of his attire
his demeanor was too.
Not only was he seeminglly distant with a slight perpetual scowl.
He also was a smoker and quite adamant about what he wanted.
Nameley for people to mind their own fucking buisnuss.
Keitaro and the residents were on reluctant edge concerning this
newcommer into their lives. He seemed by outlook rather Anti-social
and kept to himself surly and near to no humor whatsoever. By humor
what was meant as in good humor. Brian looked the type in those clothes
to be the kind to jump all over you if you looked at him crosseyed.
Heaven forfend if you use him in a vauge way as a butt in a joke.
At the moment he looked like he would become psychotic and use you
in a bizzare ritual to summon up an otherworldly demon.
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Brian sat at the table staring fixatedlly upon the plate of food before him
ignoring all else but the way he used his utensils to transfer the food from
plate to mouth in a somewhat civilized manner. The scowl upon his face
remained as he ate a quiet brooding type scowl that bespoke many
paradoxial insights and dark matters that weighed heavilly upon this
meantally disturbed flame haire individual.
Ironcally the only female resident that had the courage to approach the
dark brooding man was the most timid of all Hinatasou. Shinobu looked
at the now empty plate and then to the man's face as she swallowed
subtle and fussed with the hem of her apron.
"Ah, Brian-San are you finished? I would like to take the dirty plate
and utensils now please."
She stated in a halteringlly timid albeit polite tone as this gaijin was
making her even more nervous than usual.
Brian took his dishes and sauntered off to the kitchen and got arm deep
into doing the dishes he said an obscure crack at the others misfortune.
"Person whom cooked the meal shouldn't have to do dishes, specially
when they cook so bloody well, makes my stomach happy. Bloody
beaut little cook you are girlie. You'll make some lucky bastard
a happy husband."
Brian stated to all the sundry as he had a dark scowl as he did the dishes
deepening it as he surveyed them all with a stern look of disgust as in
his mind he saw what was done nothing less than child exploittation.
He had his eyes and ears open and was nobodys fool.
Not once since he came here only a few hours ago did he ever hear
or see an offer to help the timid little girl with her burdens or the
Manager with his chores. All he heard were stupid inane bitching
and complaining by the residents save Shinoubu about himself and
Keitaro whilst the sat on their big lazy asses all day or supposedlly
'studying' for some university called Tokyo. Or drinking their
brains out Sword swinging flirting or making inventions.
Brian scowled deeper into the soapsuds as he finished the mountain
of dishes well washing them at least. He affixed a hate filled stare at
the water and snorted with contempt.
*This has got to be the absolute laziest bunch of bitches in the world.
All they fucking care about is themselves or petty things. They don't
seem the type to give a rats ass about anyone else without there
being something in it for them. Well besides that timid little peice of
jailbait of course. Seems the type to bend over backwards for the
others or that Keitaro guy. Hell she even calls him Sempaii. That
denotes that Keitaro gets her motor running or more than likeley she
has a crush on him? Feh Keitaro can do a LOT worse than that cute
little thing. Doesn't seem to have a bitch bone in her cute little body.
Wonder what the hell is wrong with Keitaro though. He seems to be
,avoiding contact with that cute peice of ass. And seeminglly going
for that abusive bitch Naru? Or it could be my mistake? If I didn't know
better I coulda sworn in the bath he mutered Tsuruko's name. Seems
the Ronin has the hots for the older Aoyama sister. Fine with me. Just
means I get to have fun with the residents if they piss me off. Especialy
samurai babe there. And I thought I had a stick up MY ass. She seems
to have a fucking tree in hers! Talk about frustrated bitches Hmph
never seen THAT much sexual frustration in anyone save a
cloistered nun and that's saying something.*
Brian thought to himself sarcastic as he began drying the dishes
deathglaring Shinobu when she got to close or seemed about ready
to chip in and dry the dishes. After he finished drying them he
looked at the residents with a leaden glare.
"Allright witch of you spoilt princess wannabe's is going to put these
dishes away? And I hope for YOUR sakes you will not nominate
what seems to be children to do so. Get off your fat assess and go
get too it? You so called 'Women' make me sick! Expecting a mere
child do do things FOR you. What the fuck is WRONG with you
people? You suffering from bone lime desiese or muscular dystrophy.
Maybe a case of 'I can't be arsed too do it' then. Pathetic the lot of ya!"
Brian stated in a scorn filled tone then addressed Keritaro.
"So Bud? Where am I gunna be sleeping my skinny white ass."
Brian stated in a bland no nonsense tone. Keitaro swallowed.
"You will be co inhabiting with Motoko Aoyama as she is well the
only one that I can see that can tollerate your rather loud and up front
personality. That's the only option that would give all of us a rather
normal modicum of coexistance given the rather strained living
conditions we have here. Besides Motoko suggested it as a means
to test her inner dicipline."
Keitaro hedged nervouslly. Brian arched a brow and looked at the
sedate japanese girl.
"Her? Well I guess it's better than little miss PMS poster child."
Brian grunted non commital and inclined his head to a fuming
Narusawaga.
"WHAT!!!"
The bellow could be heard throughout Hinatasou as Naru bellowed
the word out whilst eyetwitching. Motoko arched a brow in
contemplation.
Brian tilted his head and cleared his abused ears with hi fingers.
"Any louder? I don't think they heard you in Australia yet. Well Motoko
is it? How bout you show me our room? I don't think I can go blind yet
unless I see PMS Queen naked! Then I would have to gouge out my
eyes with a rusty spork and claim a demons eyes too regain my sight."
Brian deadpanned as he looked at Motoko. He looked at the onme called
Kitsune and arched a brow at the rather foxlike woman and half smiled at
her.
"Then again? Nah I don't think that would work. You smell like alcohol.
No offence but I don't think I would be able to share a room with a
drunkard. Many things I am but I don't think I can stomach a come
on by some chick that's drunk out of her mind to care that she's
propositioning a guy like me."
Brian stated in a cold impersonal tone as he had dealt with drunks before
and he had never had a pleasant experience with either gender that was
an alcoholic. He didn't mind drinking per se, but when it became a habbit
that's when problems start. He for one would rather stay with Motoko
than fend off a drunken horny woman any day of the week. He wouldn't
share a room with the younger residents either as it set a bad and
unseeming persident for accusations of phedophilia.
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Motoko led the brash man to her room and inwardlly conmgratulated herself
for garnering his unintentional acceptance of her challenge.
*This is going to be a new challenge for me. Not only do I set myself a
challenge to tollerate a male in my pressense? But it seems I have set
myself up on a challenge to see if I can withstand a seemingly prickly
variety of the gender. I know the rumors about redheads as firey in
temper as they are in passion. Could HE be the one that can claim me?
Without being scared off that I am very much a warrior.*
The resident samurai thought to herself specilitively in vain faint hope
that things would go her way.
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Seems Brian is quite the antagonist. He seems to be at Naru's throat and the
others. But does he have a soft spot for Shinobu though. I doubt it as Brian
is not into fucking little girls.
