Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ At the 'Oka ❯ Chapter 1

*Disclaimer: The main characters in this story are property of AIC, Pioneer, & Viz Comics. All the other characters were created by me, so any similarities are just dumb luck so please don't sue me.

 

A/N: This little piece was something I had in mind for quite some time and only now I decided to tinker with it. For those of you under 30 (about 90% of you readers, heh) this was originated from Barry Manilow's `70s hit, “Copacabana” (Damn, I am old!)

 

If those of you who had never heard of the song before, this skit may sound stranger than it already is, but regardless whether you have or not, tell me what you think. I'm not taking this too seriously so I hope this will get a chuckle or two from you readers. Enjoy!

 

 

 

AT THE `OKA

 

1stStanza…

 

(His name was Tenchi. He was a schoolboy)
(Who was clueless as can be and hung out by a Royal tree)
(He always swung away, with that dumb-ass bokken)
(while he tried not to get smacked hard)

(Horny Ryoko got turned on)
(Across the carrot fields, she chased him oft and on)
(They were nuts and screwed each other)
(Who could ask for more?)

CHORUS:

 

(At the `Oka, the Okayama!)
(The craziest spot of all Nippon)
(At the `Oka, the Okayama!)
(Drinking and mishap were always on tap)
(At the `Oka…they fell in love?)

2ndStanza…

 

(Her name's Ayeka)
(She wore a tiara)
(She started to get in heat, seeing Tenchi as a freak)
(When his swordplay finished, she whistled over)
(But Ayeka went way far)
(Ryoko `ported from her bar)
(As the girls shot through, heads were split in two)
(Blood and guts were all over)
(But just who fucked whom?)

 

CHORUS AGAIN:

(At the `Oka, the Okayama!)
(The looniest place of all Nippon)
(At the `Oka, the Okayama!)
(Mayhem and chaos were surely to happen)
(At the `Oka…Tench lost his love)

 

(OLD DISCO INTERLUDE...BLAH, BLAH)

 

 

Last call…

 

(His name is Tenchi, a washed up swordsman)
(But that was 30 years ago, when he used to have some balls)
(He runs a shrine now, but barely conscious)
(Dressed in drab kimono ware)
(His sword full of rust and tear)
(Still sitting by the tree, smashed from bad sake)
(He lost his youth and his Ryoko)
(Now he's a shit-faced drunk)

 

ONE MORE TIME…

 

(At the `Oka, the Okayama!)

(Once the coolest place of all Nippon)

(At the `Oka, the Okayama!)

(Now it's a dullsome and shitty place)
(At the `Oka…swear off them broads)

(…Those crazy broads)

 

 

 

A/N: Now if some of you are wondering where's the rest of the cast, understand that the original song was a love triangle so I'm just doing the same w/ our present trio. Anyway, please send your praise or tossing vegetables to my email (See Profile)

 

Later,

 

Alighthawk

3/2005