Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Concubine Chronicles ❯ Uneasy Slumber ( Chapter 5 )

'…' Thought

For the first time in over a year Tenchi truly relaxed, in fact he hadn't realized just how tense he was until now. Sure there were other problems on the horizon, Ayeka and Sasami's royal commitments, Mihoshi's career, Ryoko's past, the fact that they would all out live him by a couple dozen millennia, and all the other problems associated with being in love with five alien women but at the moment none of that really mattered, he loved them, they loved him, and the world couldn't get any more right.

Sasami's instance on sleeping with Tenchi along with the other girls had caught them all off guard, but unlike the girls Tenchi was used to thinking quickly on his feet while little Tenchi was fighting for control. Before the little princess' request could make its way through the girl's lust addled minds Tenchi had already jumped at the chance.

Of course by the time they put everything together none of them were too happy about having their fun cut short.

"Tenchi...." Washu had snarled threateningly ten centimeters from his face.

"Sasami I think you should sleep in your room tonight," Ayeka had suggested.

"Oh yeah, you'll have a lot more room," Ryoko said.

"No no, it's fine, I think she should," Tenchi insisted.

He suspected that the suspicious looks Ayeka and Washu gave him after that said they were wondering if he knew exactly what they had been offering but like Ryoko and Mihoshi they had gotten over it. 'Did they really think I wanted too.....oh ewww.'

On top of him the resident chef stirred, almost as if she knew he had been thinking about her.

When they all got to Tenchi's room the flaw in their plan became apparent, Tenchi's bed wasn't even a meter wide, plenty big enough for one person, maybe two if they got real comfortable but there was no way all six of them could fit. It was Ryoko who had come up with the solution to their dilemma; she had disappeared through the floor to return a moment later carrying the pallet she slept on. Ayeka and Sasami had caught on to the idea and soon theirs joined Ryoko's on the floor and after a little creative sheet arrangement they had themselves a place to sleep.

Tenchi grabbed a change of clothes and slipped out for the bathroom. The girls watched him leave but did nothing to stop him, if Sasami hadn't been in the room they would have demanded a show but she was, so they didn't. As soon as the door closed the wrangling began.

"I'm sleeping next to Tenchi!" Ryoko declared as she phased out of her clothes, all of them.

Ayeka's face flushed at Ryoko's display but her sense of propriety with Tenchi and her sister, and her desired to get to him first prevailed. "Ms. Ryoko! If you are going to sleep next to Lor...Tenchi then you are going to have to wear something."

"The hell I will," Ryoko said defiantly.

"Yes you will!" Ayeka snapped and she jabbed a finger at Sasami's whose back was to them as she showed Ryo-ohki some of the mementos Tenchi had strewn about his room.

Ryoko looked about Tenchi's room for a moment before spotting a pile of neatly folded laundry on his desk. "Fine, but I'm still sleeping next to him." She grabbed a big red t-shirt from the pile and slipped into it.

"Underwear?"

"Oh no, I'm already wearing too much and you're already sleeping in enough underwear for all of us." She tugged at the bottom of the shirt, "Everything's covered up anyway."

Ayeka sighed but let it drop. "I shall sleep next to Tenchi as well."

Ryoko glared at her.

"He has two sides," Ayeka said.

"Eh hmmm!" Washu cleared her throat much louder than normal.

"What?" Ryoko asked.

Washu was still in her adult form and in her usual sleeping attire, but the panties fit this time. Mihoshi was wearing something a bit more conservative for her first night with a boy, a loose tank top and a pair of cotton shorts. "What about us?"

"What about you," Ryoko shot back.

Washu's eyes narrowed and half a second later a familiar gray orb emerged from subspace pocket with its usual array of grips and tentacles stowed.

"Err, we'll take shifts," Ayeka suggested. At some point in the past year and a half everyone had been subjected to a few of Washu's experiments. "Ryoko and I will sleep next to him to begin with and then later on we'll switch."

"Is that alright with you Mihoshi?" Washu asked.

Mihoshi's eyes didn't leave the metal orb hovering half a meter from her head. "That's alright with me."

Tenchi took another deep breath and looked at himself in the mirror. He almost wished he'd told Sasami to go sleep in her own room tonight but he knew what would happen if she wasn't in his room and he was pretty certain that sleeping with the girls, the completely naked and superimposed kind of sleeping, was a bad idea, it had barely been ten hours since he had admitted the way he felt. 'Later,' he thought, 'for now just be close to them.'

Now there was another problem, what to wear? He'd already seen what most of the girls were going to wear to bed, and he sincerely hoped that they would reign in Ryoko's excess, but what was he going to wear. Normal bedroom attire for him was just a pair of boxers and that wasn't really enough, certainly not if Sasami was going to sleep with them. He finally settled on just having to sleep pretty dressed up, a t-shirt and some cotton shorts. With his clothing decided Tenchi headed back to his room.

When Tenchi returned all the girls frowned for a moment at his choice of clothing, even Sasami though she didn't know why. The looks passed quickly however and their exact meaning was lost on Tenchi.

"So uh...is everyone, you know, ready for bed?" 'Try to be a little less lame next time you dork!'

"For a long time," Ryoko purred.

Ayeka frowned at the space pirate but said nothing, she felt that way herself. "Yes we are."

No one moved towards the bed.

"So where is everyone sleeping?" Tenchi asked nervously.

"You're in the middle," Washu said, "Ryoko and Ayeka get to hog you for the first bit tonight then me and Mihoshi have you all to ourselves." She finished with a leer that she usually saved for sample extraction attempts.

Tenchi nodded dumbly and got into bed. Ayeka and Ryoko quickly followed but where as Ayeka just laid down closely beside him on the left, Ryoko grafted herself to his side being sure to slide down into place so that the t-shirt was pulled up over her hips. Washu frowned at her daughter's sub-cover antics but got in beside her anyways. 'Five thousand years with Kagato did not do her manners any good.' Mihoshi happily took her place beside Ayeka and was almost instantly asleep. It was Sasami who surprised them all.

Instead of taking a place beside either Washu or Mihoshi Sasami simply lifted up the covers and very gingerly up on top of him with her face in his chest.

"Sasami!" Ayeka hissed.

"Mmmhmmmm...," her little sister murmured sleepily"

Tenchi gently shook his head 'no' at Ayeka and she gave up but when she turned over to cuddle up to Tenchi Ayeka spotted Sasami's eyes open for a half second, not a trace of sleep in them, and the tip of her tongue peeking out but before she could look right at her to confirm it Sasami turned her head to face Ryoko.

As they all fell asleep Tenchi heard Ryoko whisper, "Wish I'd thought of that."

It was late, nearly two in the morning by his clock, and Tenchi was awake. Sleep hadn't come easy to him; he was sleeping in fits, an hour here thirty minutes there. He wasn't used to sleeping with anyone, and even less used to one of the girls showing up in his bed without having to kick them out. Every time he'd start to fall asleep someone would say something in their sleep or move, a new hand would touch him or someone would tighten their grip on him then he would snap awake and prepare to bolt only to remember that none of that was necessary anymore. He was starting to learn to be grateful for the interruptions, he found he didn't want to sleep; he just wanted to lay there and enjoy the feeling of the girls around him without having to run. He was in one big multi-hued pile of pure heaven.

Sasami was still laying on his stomach though her sister and Ryoko had both managed to work their arms in under Sasami so that they could hold onto Tenchi while they slept.

As it turned out all three girls slept differently, Sasami hadn't moved since she'd lain down, she was still curled up around Ryo-ohki dozing peacefully. Ayeka had wormed her right arm in under her sister and her left was wrapped around Tenchi's arm, every few minutes she would purse her lips and lightly kiss his arm before a smile broke out over her face and she gave him a little squeeze. Ryoko, Ryoko was a challenge. He'd been so preoccupied with Sasami and trying to settle down in the bed full of girls that he had missed her t-shirt hiking antics and he'd thought all the skin pressed against him was leg, it was only when she'd thrown a leg across his that he realized she was naked from the waist down. When she'd started to hump his leg and moan his name from time to time. He was relieved when he heard a quiet beep from Washu's area and she started to move her daughter out of the way.

Washu gave her daughter a solid shove in her back, ignoring that her hand hit bare skin rather then cotton. "Move, my turn."

"Unh uh." Ryoko's grip on Tenchi tightened.

Washu shoved harder. "Move."

Ryoko might not have been completely awake but she knew someone was trying to pry her loose from her Tenchi and she wasn't having it. "No."

Washu scowled at her reticent daughter but soon it melted into a grin. She carefully bent over putting her lips a half centimeter away from Ryoko's ear and sweetly whispered, "Kappa."

Ryoko snatched herself away from Tenchi like he was poisonous. Washu easily filled the empty space on Tenchi's left and Ryoko started to settle in next to her when Washu asked, "Sweetie? Be a dear and get Mihoshi and Ayeka to trade places."

The glare Ryoko gave her mother was a near perfect imitation of the expression that had been on Washu's face only seconds before.

"Well how would you like it if you missed your turn with Tenchi?" Washu whispered.

'I'm already missing part of my turn,' Ryoko thought to herself. Still Washu did have a point, and she didn't want Ayeka getting any more Tenchi time then she did now did she? As she worked to rouse her former rival Ryoko watched Sasami sleep and as she often did she couldn't help but think that maybe the little princess had always been one step ahead of all of them.

Tenchi had kept quiet during Ryoko's move, pretending to be asleep to avoid any complications while Ryoko and Washu worked things out between themselves. When Washu slid in next to him Tenchi was immediately reminded of her daughter in the way she hooked a leg over his, but there were differences, where as Ryoko's breasts had been high and firm Washu's were softer, like a pair of the most perfect pillows in the world. When Washu buried her head in his shoulder and started to go back to sleep Tenchi risked opening his eyes.

For the third time in a row Ryoko nudged Ayeka trying to wake her enough to get her to move. "Move it Ayeka, it's Mihoshi's turn." Ayeka just frowned and held on tighter to Tenchi. She was about to give Ayeka another push when she felt a tingling in her butt. Glancing back behind her she saw that Tenchi's eyes were wide open and staring at her bare bottom. As Tenchi's eyes were riveted to her rear Ryoko shivered, in the afternoon she had finally gotten his love and now she was getting his lust. Sure she'd given him an eyeful before, given him a few raging nose bleeds, and gotten him to blush more times then she could count but every time he would either look or run away, not this time.

Tenchi wasn't seeing anything he hadn't seen before, not technically, but he didn't feel the compulsion to turn away like he usually did and Ryoko wasn't trying to entice him. His eyes roamed across her trim little butt, over her narrow hips and down to the thin lips at the juncture of her legs. Her whole body there was smooth, with no sign of the outer lips he would have expected on a human woman, just a thin slit in her skin where just a hint of her inner pink lips were visible with a sheen of the same moisture he had felt on his leg. A bit of movement caught his eye and when he looked up he saw Ryoko staring right back at him. He was about to look away in embarrassment when Ayeka and Mihoshi changed positions, Mihoshi crawling over the top of Ayeka to flop down next to him. When he looked back Ryoko was smiling at him, like a cat that had cornered her prey. With agonizing slowness Ryoko sank down on her arms, folding them in front of her and resting her head on them, never breaking eye contact with Tenchi, only letting them close slightly in the lust she was feeling. Tenchi's blood pressure reached dangerous levels.

Ryoko could feel Tenchi's t-shirt sliding down her back as she laid there, she knew that all of her, all the parts she was supposed to keep covered up were exposed to him. The fire in her groin was spreading all over her body and in a bid for more she let her legs slide out to the side, knowing full well that every bit of her was open to his inspection. When his eyes finally left hers she groaned, she would have sworn she could feel everywhere he was looking, she could feel his eyes probing her pussy caressing her lips, slipping up to probe her asshole and then back down across her breasts. She shivered uncontrollably as an Earth phrase she'd learned popped into her head, 'Bitch in heat,' she thought, 'that's exactly it, any time, any where, any how he wants me he can have me.'

As Tenchi stared at the display before him he couldn't get the image of him behind Ryoko, slamming his cock into her over and over again out of his head. No matter how hard he tried he couldn't take his eye off her or his mind's eye off of what he wanted to do to her. After many excruciating minutes, 'Is she getting wetter?' Tenchi's brain was able to wrench control of his mouth away from little Tenchi for a second. "Ryoko..."

The reverent way her name rolled off of Tenchi's lips sent a charge up her spine, 'Not the stop it voice, not the go away voice, not the quit bothering me voice,' Ryoko thought, 'the please stop it before I ream you right in front of everyone else voice.' With a touch of sadness in her heart Ryoko climbed back to her hands and knees and rearranged her shirt, she wanted him and she knew he wanted her but now wasn't the time. If it was then Tenchi wouldn't have invited Sasami in, and though she wouldn't have cared a year ago she knew she couldn't steal Tenchi's first time away from the other girls like that. 'When did I start caring about fair?' She crawled over beside Tenchi and gave him a smile. "I love you Tenchi," she whispered. "I love you and I'm yours, any time, any way, any where all you have to do is take me, you don't even have to ask." With a quick peck on his forehead Ryoko crawled back to her place beside her mother and laid down.

Tenchi was still collecting his wits when he felt a hand wrap around his turgid member and Washu whispered in his ear, "Down boy." It took a while but eventually it did, and he fell asleep for good finally with the soft sound of Mihoshi's adorable little snores in his ear.

Unbeknownst to anyone else Ayeka finally closed her eyes as she let out her breath slowly, she'd been holding it for what seemed like forever. She'd thought that Tenchi was about to take Ryoko right there, in front of all of them and she found herself not dreading that, but wanting not only to see it happen but wanting to help and later, 'Have him do it to me.'

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The dawn came too soon in everyone in the Masaki household's opinions; even Sasami was in no mood to vacate her prize position on top of Tenchi-niichan. The sun was having none of this though and as insistent as ever it woke up everyone.

Sasami was the first; she was used to waking up before the sun came up so the light bothered her the most. She uncurled from around Ryo-ohki and stretched on top of Tenchi before giving him a peck on the cheek and heading downstairs to make breakfast.

Washu was up next but she didn't move. 'It's been a long time since I woke up in the same bed as someone else.' During the night Ryoko had moved over and took hold of her so now Washu was sandwiched between Tenchi and her daughter. Since they all had collectively kicked off everything but just the sheet on top of them the warmth of their bodies had gone from stifling to just pleasant and her daughter's soft copious bust was a nice soft counter point to Tenchi's rougher musculature. As she lightly caressed Tenchi's firm bicep Washu was reminded of the last man she had slept with, like they always did thoughts of her last husband made her a little sad but not as much as they usually did. 'I know he found himself a nice wife and lived a good life, I'm sure he did, and he would be happy for me, just like I would be happy for him.' Tenchi's arm flexed slightly under her ministrations and another part of his anatomy firmed up a bit against her thigh. 'It's nice to be with a man,' she thought with a wicked grin, just before her daughter's hands started to drift.

When the first rays of the rising sun peeked through the window and played across Ayeka's face the First Crown Princess of Jurai groaned and rolled over to get away from them. The sweet smell of fresh peaches poured into Ayeka's nose the next time she inhaled. Ayeka's stomach growled as the pleasant odor suffused her senses and seeking more she scooted to her left. The smell kept getting stronger and she started to get warmer when she unexpectedly ran into a mound of silky smooth skin. Without her still slumbering brain thinking about it Ayeka wrapped her arms and legs around Mihoshi and buried her face in the blonde's bosom. Ayeka was surrounded on all sides by the sugary smell of fresh fruit and the gentle press of Mihoshi's breasts on the sides of her face. Even as the fog of sleep lifted from her mind Ayeka didn't want to move, Mihoshi was far softer and cuddlier then the body pillow her little sister had gotten her and the smell was intoxicating.

When Mihoshi moaned softly in her sleep and rubbed a certain part of her anatomy across Ayeka's cheek the princess didn't think twice about how Mihoshi's top had wound up bunched up over her breasts or what she did next. After seeing both Mihoshi and Tenchi's reactions to Ryoko kissing the blonde Ayeka had realized that the "good little Japanese girl" routine had probably been unnecessary, either she had gotten it wrong or Tenchi was more his father's son then she had thought.

Mihoshi's nipple wasn't hard to find, the whole of it was raised up slightly from the rest of her breast and even if that hadn't led Ayeka to it the smell would have. When she pulled the raised flesh into her mouth Ayeka quivered as the peach taste became almost overwhelming. She began to suck and lick for all she was worth and soon Mihoshi's nipple had hardened and Ayeka was able to play with the firm nub, nipping it with her teeth, sucking hard on it, and pulling back until her lips could barely hold it, stretching out Mihoshi's breast and drawing a groan from the detective. Seeking more Ayeka made her way down the sides of Mihoshi's bosom, liking and sucking for all she was worth, growing bolder as Mihoshi's vocalizations of delight grew louder. Then Mihoshi started to rub her pussy up and down Ayeka's leg. Ayeka could have stayed there all morning if Ryoko hadn't jumped up from the mat and stormed out.

In her dream Ryoko smiled as Mihoshi moaned under her as she mauled her breasts. The blonde was handcuffed to her bed with her own GP issue cuffs and Ryoko was kneeling astride her enjoying tormenting the detective.

'Ryoko...pleeeaase...,' Mihoshi whined.

'Weren't you going to take me in when you first showed up?' Ryoko taunted her as she slid back and forth leaving a wet trail of her and Tenchi's cum across Mihoshi's stomach. 'I think you were,' Ryoko looked back over her shoulder and pouted. 'She was gonna arrest me.'

In Ryoko's dreams there was only one man, Tenchi, unless it was a nightmare but Tenchi tended to show up in those too, and in this one he was standing behind her at the foot of the bed, a sizeable erection jutting out from his groin and a smile on his face as he watched his first wife molest his third, and he was happy to play along. 'I think she was darling, what are we going to do about it?'

Ryoko pondered this a moment before reaching back and hooking Mihoshi's legs under her arms and pulling until the blonde was folded in half with her in the middle and her hands were back on Mihoshi's chest. 'Fuck her till she screams,' Ryoko growled.

'Well that's awfully generous of you,' Washu's voice echoed out from all around her.

Ryoko looked around trying to find her mother in the room but everything was starting to fade out around her, Tenchi's room, Mihoshi, the other girls chained to the wall, everything except the feeling of Mihoshi's breasts in her hands. 'What the...?'

'You don't exactly shield your thoughts very well when you sleep dear, and here I thought I was the only person in the house besides Ayeka who liked to tie people up.'

'Get out of my head!' Ryoko snapped. It was bad enough that Washu had ruined a great dream but now she was teasing her about what went on in her own mind?

'I will when you let go of my tits.'

In an instant Ryoko was wide awake and fully aware of the two fleshy cotton covered mounds filling her hands to overflowing and the prickly mass of electric red hair in her face. Ryoko didn't waste time trying to let go or get her hands away from the rather compromising position they were in, she simply phased them out and snatched their spectral forms right through her mother before resolidifying them.

'It's perfectly natural you know, delayed affection for a parent manifesting itself that way,' Washu assured her. Ryoko couldn't see the Cheshire cat like grin Washu had from ear to ear.

'AAAHHHH!!!!' Ryoko was barely able to keep her mental scream of rage from spilling out of her mouth but she managed it none the less.

'And since we are going to be involved with a couple of Juraians I don't suppose there's anything too terribly wrong with it so if you...'

'Shut up!' Ryoko scurried to her feet and glared down at her mother, who gave her a 'come hither' look over her shoulder. "Uggh!" Ryoko growled and stomped out of the room.

Tenchi's arrival to consciousness was one of the most pleasurable he could imagine, Sasami was no longer on his chest which wasn't a bad thing, especially considering the way Washu's thigh was rubbing his groin. The back of someone's hands were pressed against his side and for a Tenchi couldn't figure out what was going on until he peeked out of the corner of his eye and saw Ryoko's long fingers kneading her mother's chest, he had barely managed to comprehend the sensual sight when Mihoshi started to moan in a way she usually reserved for when she had a particularly tasty dessert and grind her tight little butt up and down his thigh, even covered in cotton it drove him crazy. He was still trying to decide which girl to jump first when Ryoko let out an angry grunt and hopped up, storming out of the room.

Tenchi started to ask what was wrong but a flurry of activity accompanied Ryoko's departure. Mihoshi let loose a dissatisfied groan and he heard Ayeka sliding across the sheets on the other side of her. "Oh well, I guess we're all up," Washu said, "May as well admit it."

"Yes we should," Ayeka said.

"May as well," Tenchi agreed.

Mihoshi just gave a little snore and rolled over onto her stomach pulling the sheets with her. A little while later Mihoshi would wake up very disappointed. 'Oh man,' she thought as she felt the dampness in her panties, 'why can't I ever remember the really good dreams?'

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The smile on Tenchi's face couldn't have been removed by a team of plastic surgeons; he couldn't remember a single day in his life that had been better. He wished he could have spent the day inside but the work in the fields wouldn't wait, and it was refreshing, and it gave him a chance to work off some of the energy he had. 'I wonder if I can get everyone to go to bed early tonight?' he wondered.

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"Well, what are we going to do?"

The four eldest females in the Masaki household sat in a circle on the floor in Ayeka and Sasami's room nervously regarding each other.

"Do about what?" Ryoko asked.

Washu raised a threatening eyebrow.

"Do about what, Mom?" she sneered.

"Us, Tenchi, you know, the important stuff." Washu acted exasperated but she couldn't blame her daughter for stalling, this wasn't something she was excited about talking about either.

"What's to decide Mis….Little Washu?" Ayeka asked.

'I may as well say it.' "Who gets to fuck first?"

"Ms. Washu!" Ayeka yelped while Mihoshi covered her mouth and Ryoko rolled her eyes.

"Well it has to be said because it is going to happen eventually you know."

"Well…" Ryoko began but Washu stopped her with a hand.

"Alright, I'll cut through this real quick. Ryoko has known Tenchi the longest, Ayeka needs a husband to get her father off her back, Mihoshi is…well look at her, and it's been twenty thousand years since I got some. We all have our reasons to get to go first but only one of us gets to pop Tenchi's cherry."

Ayeka was turning a brighter shade of pink with every word out of Washu's mouth. "I don't think this is appropria….."

"Ayeka, I don't want to talk about this any more then you do but do you really want to keep fighting about things? It would be better if we all just had an agreement to begin with."

"Ummm," Mihoshi tried to cut in.

"Well perhaps we should include Tenchi in this discussion," Ayeka suggested.

"Maybe…."

"Tenchi? Really?" Ryoko asked doubtfully. "It took him seven months to make up his mind to tell us he loves us, you want to wait around for him to decide for himself?"

"Uhhh…" Mihoshi was completely ignored.

Ayeka's protests were becoming more and more feeble. "Well maybe not all of us are ready to be intimate with Tenchi in that way."

"Ok, Ayeka's out," Ryoko declared.

Mihoshi finally spoke up; "Maybe we should…," Ayeka was about to cut in again so Mihoshi finally raised her voice. "Maybe we should all just get him together!"

The silence that followed last for a long while until Washu said, "Now that's an interesting idea."

Ryoko pondered this and said, "Sounds good to me."

"I don't believe this," Ayeka said.

"It looks like you can either go with us, or you can go last," Washu said. She watched various emotions chase themselves across Ayeka's face. "We all want to be with Tenchi Ayeka there's no shame in it."

"And Tenchi probably wouldn't go for it if you aren't in on it," Ryoko conceded.

Ayeka considered it for a while then finally nodded, her blush getting redder.

"So when?"

"How about this afternoon when he comes in from the field?" Mihoshi suggested. Everyone just stared at her. "What?"

Ryoko looked at Washu then at Ayeka. "Why not?"

"It hasn't even been a day!" Ayeka exclaimed.

"You've known him for months; he's seen you naked, you slept next to him last night, what more are you waiting for?" Ryoko asked.

When Ayeka had nothing to say Washu moved on to next item on her agenda. "So what are we going to do about each other?"

"What?!" Ryoko snapped.

"The sexual tension of the last seven months, wanting to jump each other, the fact that this place smells like a cathouse any time one of us wears something the least bit revealing.."

All three of the girls' mouths dropped open.

"Well it's not like it's not completely obvious to everyone."

"Just because you're a freak doesn't mean the rest of us are!" Ryoko snapped.

"Oh so it was your doppelganger ramming her tongue down poor Mihoshi's throat yesterday."

Ryoko's mouth moved like she wanted to say something but nothing came out. Mihoshi blushed and giggled a little.

"That is Ryoko's problem, not mine." Ayeka declared.

"Oh come off it, you tried to nurse from Mihoshi yesterday in the onsen," Ryoko lashed out.

"Why I never!"

"No but if Sasami hadn't walked in you would have," Washu said.

"I..I…."

Mihoshi's giggling was interrupted when Washu added, "Course she was doing her best to encourage you."

Mihoshi's gave a startled gasp and covered her mouth. "Oh my."

"And I suppose you're completely blameless in all this, Mom," Ryoko said infusing the last word with all the sarcasm she could.

"No I'm not, at least not when I'm like this," she said indicating her adult body. "I can safely say that when I'm like this being around the three of you is beyond distracting."

"Three of us?" Ryoko said nervously.

"Well, what did you want to "do" about us?" Ayeka said oblivious to Ryoko's discomfort.

"Given Tenchi's reaction to Ryoko and Mihoshi's little display yesterday I don't see why we should fight it," Washu said. "He's obviously more of his father's son than any of us expected."

"So?" Ryoko asked.

Washu shook her head. 'Why can't everyone just be rational once in a while?' "So, are we going to act on the mutual attraction or not."

"That's not really that romantic Washu," Mihoshi complained.

"Lord Tenchi will suffice for me," Ayeka declared.

Ryoko looked crestfallen for the blink of an eye before her spine stiffened and she declared, "Me too."

"Fine then, I suppose I'll just have Mihoshi all to myself."

Ryoko and Ayeka exploded at the same time, "What!?"

"Umm, Washu?" Mihoshi said nervously as Washu turned towards her. The predatory grin that the redhead typically reserved for her experiments was adorning her face as she stalked towards the blonde on all fours. "Washu?" Mihoshi whispered as the scientist stopped right in front of her.

Even if she was just making a point Washu was enjoying herself as she pressed her lips to Mihoshi's.

Ryoko and Ayeka sat dumbstruck as Washu started to crawl forward again keeping her lips pressed to Mihoshi's. The GP detective had to lay back down on the floor as Washu kept after her and she quickly found herself laid out on the floor with Washu on top of her. The princess and the pirate were both breathing heavy when Washu let go of Mihoshi's lips and started to work on her neck, planting light kiss after kiss before latching onto the spot just below Mihoshi's ear and sucking hard.

"Ohhh, Washuuuu…..," Mihoshi moaned.

"Umm, Washu?" Ayeka said quietly.

"Mom?"Ryoko whispered.

Washu let go of Mihoshi's neck to the blonde's vocal disappointment. "Well since you two aren't interested then I suppose it will just be me and Mihoshi indulging each other while you two spend the rest of your lives…with just Tenchi."

"Lord Tenchi is more then enough for me!" Ayeka shot back, the spell broken.

"Yeah!"Ryoko agreed.

Washu let out an exasperated sigh, "Would you two just come off it! He doesn't care, I don't care, get over it!"

"Get over what?" Ryoko asked.

She pointed to her daughter and Ayeka, "You two have been on the verge of either killing each other or fucking each others brains out for the last seven months so either you drop the sweet little Earth girl routine and make Tenchi VERY happy or just go ahead and kill each other because I for one do not feel like dealing with the two of you with blue ovaries for one more day then I have to!"

Ryoko and Ayeka both stirred uneasily, looking at Washu and stealing the occasional glance at each other. Washu crawled off Mihoshi and sat down beside her. The silence dragged on for a long while before Ayeka finally muttered, "Well, maybe I am attracted…on a purely physical level….to some of…all of you."

Ryoko looked shocked at Ayeka's declaration before caving in. "I guess I do too."

"Yay!" Mihoshi cheered but a cautioning hand on her thigh from Washu stopped her from moving. The blonde pressed herself up beside Washu instead.

"That's all I ask. Now, what are we going to do about Mihoshi's little idea?"