Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Everything Plus 1 ❯ Hehe ( Chapter 1 )

Tenchi giggled happily as he skipped through a field of flowers. Unknowing to the flamboyant gay boy, a HUGE ROCK WITH POINTY THINGS ON IT was headed towards Earth. Not only was it headed towards Earth, it was also headed towards Japan. Not only was it headed towards Japan, it was also headed towards the Masaki shrine. Not only was it headed for the shrine it was also headed RIGHT FOR TENCHI! Even if he tried to escape, it was to late, the author had taken up to much time to describe where it was going….

So, anyways, the HUGE ROCK WITH POINTY THINGS ON IT hit Tenchi on the head. And not a little bump either. I'm talking, KA-FUCKING-BOOM. Tenchi's spine shot out his ass and his eyeballs exploded out his nose. But because of some mystic crap, he was able to survive.

As the young mess of guts and blood dragged himself away from the rubble, Washu popped out from God knows where. "Oooh! My little guinea pig, why are you dragging your spine?" Instead of answering, Tenchi let out a kind of gurgling. "Oooh! My little guinea pig, let's try to use correct grammar, shall we?" Tenchi would answer, except he was unconscious. "Oooh! My little guinea pig, it seems that you have uncovered a SECRET THINGY-BOB. This will allow you to execute your most fantastic fantasies!"

Regaining consciousness, Tenchi let out a small bubble of blood. "Oooh! My little guinea pig, you say you want to have tentacle sex with Yosho, the old priest who molests little boys?" Nodding slightly Tenchi tried to smile without any teeth. It was fucking disgusting.

AN: HOOWAH!