Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ MST of Tenchi Girls Fantasys ❯ Prologue: Dream Machine ( Prologue )
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By: TeRmInAl-ChAoS 
First Chapter.
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 11.08.2002 | Updated On: 12.01.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 727 | Status: Completed
First Chapter.
Anime/Manga: Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 11.08.2002 | Updated On: 12.01.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 727 | Status: Completed
Hello! Welcome to the STS (to cue card guy) are you sure this is right? yes? ok...
Hello! Welcome to the STS "Pantyhose". Stupid pervert named the ship.
Kazuya> I swear it wasnt me!
Shut up, pervert! Im doin the intro!
Kazuya> I could easily kill you.
Yeah yeah, go sit your ass down. As I was saying, before being interrupted, this is the space transport ship (STS) Pantyhose. Im kinda stuck here, probably because I spent way too much time on the internet. Im "forced" to watch some pretty weird stuff. Of course, I make fun of it along the way. I say "forced" because it really pretty fun.
Gene> Hey, are you gonna introduce us or not?
I was just getting to that! Its fun because I get to hang out with the great Gene Starwind,
Gene> Thank you.
the pilot of the greatest Gundam ever *hugs heavyarms toy*, Trowa Barton,
Trowa> Youre too kind. Really.
And the always-lovely Kiyone Makibi!
Kiyone> If that werent in the script, I'd say you were being nice for once.
Kazuya, who youve already met, is the one holding us here. For those of you who dont know him, hes the cheap-ass mofo from Tekken 2.
Kazuya> Shut up damnit!!
And then theres me, your local trigger-happy pyro-maniac.
Gene> Aint that the truth.
My names TeRmInAl-ChAoS, but everyone here calls me Chaos.
Pointless legal-ese:
I own none of these characters, except Chaos. They all belong to their respective owners. But you knew that, didnt you.
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(inside the ships waiting room)
Chaos> DIE GENE!
Gene> This cant be happening!
Chaos> YES! Ive done it! Ive defeated Gene Starwind!
Kiyone> I dont believe it.
Trowa> Impossible.
Chaos> Hahahahaha!
Gene> Shut up. *turns off PS2*
Chaos> You won the first twenty! But not twenty-one! Oh no! That one was all mine!
Gene> You got a lucky punch off and you know it.
Kiyone> Its true. He even let you win the first round while he went to get a beer.
Trowa> And the fact he beat you with every character.
Gene> And-
Chaos> Ok ok!! I suck at Tekken 4, all right?
*video screen lowers, Kazuya appears on it*
Kazuya> I knew it!
Chaos> Do I really need to say it?
Kazuya> Would it do any good?
Chaos> I guess not.
Kazuya> Anyway, I have a fic for you all!
All> *Groan*
Kazuya> Its from our good friend DarkMorphmon!
Trowa> Him again?
Kazuya> Yes, well...
Chaos> Woteva, lets just get it done with so I can get some more Tekken practice in.
Gene> I dont think a few extra minutes is going to help much.
Chaos> *pumps shotgun* Care to repeat that?
Gene> ^_^; No!
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I am a fan of the Tenchi Muyo series. I do not own any of the characters. I write only for fun. This has adult terms and ideas. This is NC-17 for multiple sex acts.
Gene> (Homer) Woohoo! I mean... Doh!
There is no Sakuya.
Chaos> Amen!
Tenchi Girls' Fantasies
Trowa> *hums MGM theme*
Prologue : Dream Machine
One dark and slightly stormy night, everyone was watching the rain outside.
Chaos> Ill bet thats fun.
"This is stupid. It's been raining for three days." Sasami whined.
"I know, little sis. But we must stay here.
Kiyone> Pardon my asking, but WHY?
After all, this rain is making us all depressed." Ayeka said.
"I hate to say this. But Ayeka's right. This rain is… well… raining on my plans." Ryoko said.
Gene> (to Ryoko) Ya know what? Your out of character! HAH!
"What plans? You know Tenchi left five days ago." Kiyone said.
"Six days, Kiyone, six days." Mihoshi sighed.
Chaos> Mihoshi corrected Kiyone?
Kiyone> That oxymoron belongs up there with Microsoft Works, and Military Intelligence.
Ryo-Ohki was fast asleep. Everyone decided to stare at that.
Gene> (turns to Kiyone) Dont you have a TV?
Kiyone> *shrugs* We used to. Maybe Ryoko blew it up.
Ryo-Ohki was not as boring as everyone thought. The reason is because she was more boring than they thought.
Chaos> (heroic voice) Stop citizen! That was bad grammar!
Kiyone> (smacks forehead) Oh god...
`I wonder…' Sasami thought.
Sasami walked slowly and quietly to Ryo-Ohki.
"Uh, Sasami…" Ayeka asked.
Sasami shushed her. Sasami continued. She moved right behind Ryo-Ohki. She carefully picked her up and looked at her in a different angle.
Gene> (Sasami) Hey, theres a light switch under here!
Others> o_O;
Trowa> Uh, Gene? Ryo-Ohki is a girl.
Gene> I know, what did what I said have anything to do with her being a girl or not?
Trowa> Nevermind...
"The heck are you doing?" Mihoshi asked.
Gene> (Sasami) Looking for the "on" button.
"Ryo-Ohki's a girl?" Sasami asked in a bored tone.
All> ~_~;
The others nodded.
"Well I'm so bored that I want to see if she has a vagina like us." Sasami said still in a bored tone.
All> *sweatdrop*
Animé sweat drops appeared on the others heads.
"That made no sense." Kiyone said.
Trowa> Neither does this fic, where the hell is it going?
"Even I'm not that dumb." Mihoshi said.
Kiyone> I beg to differ.
Ayeka and Ryoko nodded together. Sasami placed Ryo-Ohki down.
"I am so bored."
"Not for long." A cheerful Washu said.
Gene> And thus, the plot moves.
"Little Washu, I do not have the mental energy to handle you." Ayeka said.
"I know you're all bored. So was I. But being `The Greatest Genius in the Universe'," boosted Washu.
Chaos> No, shes the "Greatest SCIENTIFIC Genious in the Universe".
That made the other girls sick.
"I had invented a special machine for rainy days like this,"
The others looked at her.
"Please follow me."
Everyone looked at her in depressed way. They followed Little Washu to her lab. It was bigger they last was in there. But it must be the boredom affecting their eyes. They followed the runt to an odd machine.
"Here we are." Washu said.
Everyone looked at it. The boredom slowly melted away.
"It looks like a silver circle." Sasami said with a little interest.
"It is, Sasami," Washu said. "But it's more than that."
Gene> >_< Make up your mind!
"Oh?" Ryoko said.
"It is a gateway to a special dimension." Washu said.
"Which dimension?" Ryoko asked.
"One called: Realm of Dreams," Washu said.
The others looked at each other.
"The Realm of Dreams is special for one simple reason," Washu started to explain. "It can make any and all pleasant thoughts and wishes into something realer than reality."
"It that possible?" Kiyone asked Mihoshi.
Gene> Wow, Kiyone sure is stup-*WHAM* OW!
Kiyone> Shut up, you.
Gene> I meant the fic Kiyone! (quietly) psycho.
Kiyone> I heard that.
"I have no idea." Mihoshi said back.
"Good move." Ayeka said.
Washu faked a cough. The others looked at her.
"As I was saying," Washu said. "Since Tenchi will be gone until the end of the month because of a card tournament of… of…"
"Rune Raiders." Sasami said.
Chaos> You could almost guess the author was putting his personality in place of Tenchis. Actually, I think thats a pretty safe bet.
"Whatever," Washu said annoyed. "Anyway, you can enter this place and act out your favorite dream."
"All of us?" Ayeka asked.
"Sound like something I would say." Mihoshi said laughing.
Kiyone> Ok, Mihoshi is acting too smart! This must be one of those Sci-Fi movies.
Washu rolled her eyes.
"This is just the prototype. However, it is completely safe." Washu said.
"Why do I feel not all that confident about that?" Ryoko said bitterly.
Chaos> Because most of Washu's inventions have a tendancy to explode?
Trowa> Because Washu is insane?
Kiyone> Because Mihoshi will press some button and screw it up?
Gene> ...
Kazuya> GENE!
Gene> *sznkx* Huh? Wha?
Kazuya> Dont sleep on the job!!
"Trust me," Washu said. "I only made haft of the machine. Someone or something made the other. It will not kill you, just your boredom."
Gene> Damn it!
Washu ended with a catlike smile. That was enough to make the others agree to go.
Chaos> If Washu smiled like that at me, I would run as fast as i could in the other direction.
*small holographic window appears in front of Chaos. Washu appears on it, grinning*
Chaos> *Runs* DONT KILL MEEEEE! *trips on a chair* Ouch!
Washu turned and activated the gate. A silver portal opened.
"Very SG-1." Mihoshi said.
Trowa> Is it just me, or is Mihoshi becoming more irritating than when she is dumb.
"I have two others things to say," Washu said. "In your dream, all of us will be in it. Tenchi will be there too. You can do what you want without getting into trouble."
"What's the other thing?" Ryoko asked.
"I'll be recording the POV of all the girls from the dreams. It'll make it more interesting to watch again." Washu said with a catlike smile.
Chaos> *runs* AHHHH!!!! *trips on a bucket* DAMNIT!
The others looked at each other and smiled.
"Okay, Little Washu, I guess we're ready." Ayeka said.
"Great," Washu said. "Are you ready to experience the greatest thing in your live?"
"Hai!" all the girls said.
*Hai is Japanese for yes.*
Trowa> And while the rest of the fic is in english, this single sentence is spoken in Japanese.
Washu smiled as the all girl entered the portal.
Chaos> *runs* OH GOD!! NOO! *trips on a cat* NOT AGAIN!!!
Cat> =^.^= Meow!
Kiyone> ^_^ Ooh! Kitty! *cat jumps into Kiyones lap*
Gene> Looks kinda like Aisha.
Cat> =\./= *scratches Gene*
Kiyone> ^_^ Good kitty! I think Ill keep you!
Trowa> The fic is over. Lets go.
All> *leaves*
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(waiting area)
Gene> That was pretty dull and confusing.
Kiyone> At least Chaos got some exercise!
Chaos> I dont think that really counts.
Trowa> Perhaps the actual fic begins in the next chapter.
Gene> We can only hope.
Chaos> Hey Gene, wanna play Tekken 3?
Gene> *sigh* You dont learn, do you?
Chaos> Nope! ^_^
Trowa> Hey Kiyone, I'll bet you a beer that Chaos loses the first round.
Kiyone> Sure!
Kitty> Meow?
(fade out)
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And thats the end of this chapter. Next time we get into the actual fic! Hooray!(?)
Hello! Welcome to the STS "Pantyhose". Stupid pervert named the ship.
Kazuya> I swear it wasnt me!
Shut up, pervert! Im doin the intro!
Kazuya> I could easily kill you.
Yeah yeah, go sit your ass down. As I was saying, before being interrupted, this is the space transport ship (STS) Pantyhose. Im kinda stuck here, probably because I spent way too much time on the internet. Im "forced" to watch some pretty weird stuff. Of course, I make fun of it along the way. I say "forced" because it really pretty fun.
Gene> Hey, are you gonna introduce us or not?
I was just getting to that! Its fun because I get to hang out with the great Gene Starwind,
Gene> Thank you.
the pilot of the greatest Gundam ever *hugs heavyarms toy*, Trowa Barton,
Trowa> Youre too kind. Really.
And the always-lovely Kiyone Makibi!
Kiyone> If that werent in the script, I'd say you were being nice for once.
Kazuya, who youve already met, is the one holding us here. For those of you who dont know him, hes the cheap-ass mofo from Tekken 2.
Kazuya> Shut up damnit!!
And then theres me, your local trigger-happy pyro-maniac.
Gene> Aint that the truth.
My names TeRmInAl-ChAoS, but everyone here calls me Chaos.
Pointless legal-ese:
I own none of these characters, except Chaos. They all belong to their respective owners. But you knew that, didnt you.
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(inside the ships waiting room)
Chaos> DIE GENE!
Gene> This cant be happening!
Chaos> YES! Ive done it! Ive defeated Gene Starwind!
Kiyone> I dont believe it.
Trowa> Impossible.
Chaos> Hahahahaha!
Gene> Shut up. *turns off PS2*
Chaos> You won the first twenty! But not twenty-one! Oh no! That one was all mine!
Gene> You got a lucky punch off and you know it.
Kiyone> Its true. He even let you win the first round while he went to get a beer.
Trowa> And the fact he beat you with every character.
Gene> And-
Chaos> Ok ok!! I suck at Tekken 4, all right?
*video screen lowers, Kazuya appears on it*
Kazuya> I knew it!
Chaos> Do I really need to say it?
Kazuya> Would it do any good?
Chaos> I guess not.
Kazuya> Anyway, I have a fic for you all!
All> *Groan*
Kazuya> Its from our good friend DarkMorphmon!
Trowa> Him again?
Kazuya> Yes, well...
Chaos> Woteva, lets just get it done with so I can get some more Tekken practice in.
Gene> I dont think a few extra minutes is going to help much.
Chaos> *pumps shotgun* Care to repeat that?
Gene> ^_^; No!
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I am a fan of the Tenchi Muyo series. I do not own any of the characters. I write only for fun. This has adult terms and ideas. This is NC-17 for multiple sex acts.
Gene> (Homer) Woohoo! I mean... Doh!
There is no Sakuya.
Chaos> Amen!
Tenchi Girls' Fantasies
Trowa> *hums MGM theme*
Prologue : Dream Machine
One dark and slightly stormy night, everyone was watching the rain outside.
Chaos> Ill bet thats fun.
"This is stupid. It's been raining for three days." Sasami whined.
"I know, little sis. But we must stay here.
Kiyone> Pardon my asking, but WHY?
After all, this rain is making us all depressed." Ayeka said.
"I hate to say this. But Ayeka's right. This rain is… well… raining on my plans." Ryoko said.
Gene> (to Ryoko) Ya know what? Your out of character! HAH!
"What plans? You know Tenchi left five days ago." Kiyone said.
"Six days, Kiyone, six days." Mihoshi sighed.
Chaos> Mihoshi corrected Kiyone?
Kiyone> That oxymoron belongs up there with Microsoft Works, and Military Intelligence.
Ryo-Ohki was fast asleep. Everyone decided to stare at that.
Gene> (turns to Kiyone) Dont you have a TV?
Kiyone> *shrugs* We used to. Maybe Ryoko blew it up.
Ryo-Ohki was not as boring as everyone thought. The reason is because she was more boring than they thought.
Chaos> (heroic voice) Stop citizen! That was bad grammar!
Kiyone> (smacks forehead) Oh god...
`I wonder…' Sasami thought.
Sasami walked slowly and quietly to Ryo-Ohki.
"Uh, Sasami…" Ayeka asked.
Sasami shushed her. Sasami continued. She moved right behind Ryo-Ohki. She carefully picked her up and looked at her in a different angle.
Gene> (Sasami) Hey, theres a light switch under here!
Others> o_O;
Trowa> Uh, Gene? Ryo-Ohki is a girl.
Gene> I know, what did what I said have anything to do with her being a girl or not?
Trowa> Nevermind...
"The heck are you doing?" Mihoshi asked.
Gene> (Sasami) Looking for the "on" button.
"Ryo-Ohki's a girl?" Sasami asked in a bored tone.
All> ~_~;
The others nodded.
"Well I'm so bored that I want to see if she has a vagina like us." Sasami said still in a bored tone.
All> *sweatdrop*
Animé sweat drops appeared on the others heads.
"That made no sense." Kiyone said.
Trowa> Neither does this fic, where the hell is it going?
"Even I'm not that dumb." Mihoshi said.
Kiyone> I beg to differ.
Ayeka and Ryoko nodded together. Sasami placed Ryo-Ohki down.
"I am so bored."
"Not for long." A cheerful Washu said.
Gene> And thus, the plot moves.
"Little Washu, I do not have the mental energy to handle you." Ayeka said.
"I know you're all bored. So was I. But being `The Greatest Genius in the Universe'," boosted Washu.
Chaos> No, shes the "Greatest SCIENTIFIC Genious in the Universe".
That made the other girls sick.
"I had invented a special machine for rainy days like this,"
The others looked at her.
"Please follow me."
Everyone looked at her in depressed way. They followed Little Washu to her lab. It was bigger they last was in there. But it must be the boredom affecting their eyes. They followed the runt to an odd machine.
"Here we are." Washu said.
Everyone looked at it. The boredom slowly melted away.
"It looks like a silver circle." Sasami said with a little interest.
"It is, Sasami," Washu said. "But it's more than that."
Gene> >_< Make up your mind!
"Oh?" Ryoko said.
"It is a gateway to a special dimension." Washu said.
"Which dimension?" Ryoko asked.
"One called: Realm of Dreams," Washu said.
The others looked at each other.
"The Realm of Dreams is special for one simple reason," Washu started to explain. "It can make any and all pleasant thoughts and wishes into something realer than reality."
"It that possible?" Kiyone asked Mihoshi.
Gene> Wow, Kiyone sure is stup-*WHAM* OW!
Kiyone> Shut up, you.
Gene> I meant the fic Kiyone! (quietly) psycho.
Kiyone> I heard that.
"I have no idea." Mihoshi said back.
"Good move." Ayeka said.
Washu faked a cough. The others looked at her.
"As I was saying," Washu said. "Since Tenchi will be gone until the end of the month because of a card tournament of… of…"
"Rune Raiders." Sasami said.
Chaos> You could almost guess the author was putting his personality in place of Tenchis. Actually, I think thats a pretty safe bet.
"Whatever," Washu said annoyed. "Anyway, you can enter this place and act out your favorite dream."
"All of us?" Ayeka asked.
"Sound like something I would say." Mihoshi said laughing.
Kiyone> Ok, Mihoshi is acting too smart! This must be one of those Sci-Fi movies.
Washu rolled her eyes.
"This is just the prototype. However, it is completely safe." Washu said.
"Why do I feel not all that confident about that?" Ryoko said bitterly.
Chaos> Because most of Washu's inventions have a tendancy to explode?
Trowa> Because Washu is insane?
Kiyone> Because Mihoshi will press some button and screw it up?
Gene> ...
Kazuya> GENE!
Gene> *sznkx* Huh? Wha?
Kazuya> Dont sleep on the job!!
"Trust me," Washu said. "I only made haft of the machine. Someone or something made the other. It will not kill you, just your boredom."
Gene> Damn it!
Washu ended with a catlike smile. That was enough to make the others agree to go.
Chaos> If Washu smiled like that at me, I would run as fast as i could in the other direction.
*small holographic window appears in front of Chaos. Washu appears on it, grinning*
Chaos> *Runs* DONT KILL MEEEEE! *trips on a chair* Ouch!
Washu turned and activated the gate. A silver portal opened.
"Very SG-1." Mihoshi said.
Trowa> Is it just me, or is Mihoshi becoming more irritating than when she is dumb.
"I have two others things to say," Washu said. "In your dream, all of us will be in it. Tenchi will be there too. You can do what you want without getting into trouble."
"What's the other thing?" Ryoko asked.
"I'll be recording the POV of all the girls from the dreams. It'll make it more interesting to watch again." Washu said with a catlike smile.
Chaos> *runs* AHHHH!!!! *trips on a bucket* DAMNIT!
The others looked at each other and smiled.
"Okay, Little Washu, I guess we're ready." Ayeka said.
"Great," Washu said. "Are you ready to experience the greatest thing in your live?"
"Hai!" all the girls said.
*Hai is Japanese for yes.*
Trowa> And while the rest of the fic is in english, this single sentence is spoken in Japanese.
Washu smiled as the all girl entered the portal.
Chaos> *runs* OH GOD!! NOO! *trips on a cat* NOT AGAIN!!!
Cat> =^.^= Meow!
Kiyone> ^_^ Ooh! Kitty! *cat jumps into Kiyones lap*
Gene> Looks kinda like Aisha.
Cat> =\./= *scratches Gene*
Kiyone> ^_^ Good kitty! I think Ill keep you!
Trowa> The fic is over. Lets go.
All> *leaves*
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(waiting area)
Gene> That was pretty dull and confusing.
Kiyone> At least Chaos got some exercise!
Chaos> I dont think that really counts.
Trowa> Perhaps the actual fic begins in the next chapter.
Gene> We can only hope.
Chaos> Hey Gene, wanna play Tekken 3?
Gene> *sigh* You dont learn, do you?
Chaos> Nope! ^_^
Trowa> Hey Kiyone, I'll bet you a beer that Chaos loses the first round.
Kiyone> Sure!
Kitty> Meow?
(fade out)
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And thats the end of this chapter. Next time we get into the actual fic! Hooray!(?)