Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ This is a Tenchi Non-Fan Fiction ❯ This is a Tenchi Non-Fan Ficrion ( One-Shot )

This is a Tenchi Non- fan-fic.

I do not own Tenchi because it sucks black anus.

One day at that fag Tenchi's house he was cleaning the steps, when Ryoko and Ayeka come storming towards him fighting over whom he likes best. When Ryoko stops and asks Tenchi who he likes best and out of nowhere he slaps her in the face and says "Bitch! I am tired of you always bothering me while I `m working. Now go out there and make me some money giving head." After Ayeka sees this she automatically starts laughing condescendingly at Ryoko when Tenchi hales a barrage of pimp slapping furry on that half- witted prissy bitch and says, "Bitch! What are you laughing for You aint made me no money since my grandpa gave you 10 cents for a blowjob 3 years ago, which by the way was the worst blowjob he ever had. Now where the hell is Sasami?" "Here I am Tenchi." Said Sasami in here sweet innocent voice. "Now Sasami we have to work on your BJ technique, because the last one you gave me you nearly knarwled my dick off." Said Tenchi in a sweet voice. Then Tenchi turned to see Ayekas eyes freaking huge because this is an anime and Ayeka just heard something really embarrassing, so Tenchi walked over to her and asked why her eyes where so freakin' huge, and she said " Because you made my eleven year old sister your bitch too." Just then Tenchi started unloading yet another barrage of pimp slaps on Ayeka right in her insanely large eye, popping and exposing the oozy juice that was inside. Horrified at the sight Sasami grabbed Tenchi by the leg and pleaded with him to stop. Disgusted by this sentiment Tenchi said "If you don't knock that off right now I am going to make you work the reaming booth you little unpleasant cock sucking cretin!" As this is happening Ryoko finally recovers from the devastatingly vicious pimp slaps and once again asked Tenchi who he liked best. Tenchi so irritated with his two-bit skanks busted out his energy sword and sliced off all their chodes and created one big hole , and said" Back to work and I better not here any more complaints about you damn whores queeffing again!"

The End (blicka blow blow)

Reaming Booth: The booth in which one gets a rim job.