The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Link and the Mullet ❯ The Faerie Queen Of Taopann ( Chapter 5 )
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By: Nova-san 
Navi sets off alone for Taopann Falls. The local faeries there lead her to the queen to fulfill Meltarr's request.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Updated On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 147 | Status: Work In Progress
Navi sets off alone for Taopann Falls. The local faeries there lead her to the queen to fulfill Meltarr's request.
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Updated On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 147 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter V: The faerie queen of Taopann
Navi has been traveling nonstop toward the Taopann Falls since she parted ways with Nova and Link. She has finally arrived.
Navi: So, this is the Taopann falls… Yeah. I’m so having my honeymoon here.
She flies over to the riverside and lands to rest.
Navi: I’ve been flying for three hours. I really need to chill.
A group of faeries fly up to her.
Faerie 1: Hello, and welcome to Taopann. I’m Mika.
Faerie 2: I’m Hanaku.
Faerie 3: The name’s Joe. Hey.
Navi: Cool. Fellow faeries. My name’s Navi.
Mika: Ah, you’re THE Navi.
Navi: You’ve heard of me?
Joe: Hell yeah. You’re guide to Link the hero of time. How could we not know you?
Mika: You’re a celebrity in Taopann.
Hanaku: Omigod, omigod. I can’t believe I’m meeting Navi. Pinch me.
Joe pinches Hanaku.
Hanaku: Thanks, Joe. Can I have your autograph?
Mika: Calm down, Hana.
Hanaku: Sorry.
Navi: Say, could you show me the way to the faerie queen?
Joe: Show you the way? Shit, we’re here to escort you.
Navi: You are?
Mika: The queen herself sent us.
Hanaku: As soon as she received word, she told us to leave right away.
Navi: Wow. That’s awesome.
Mika: Ready to go?
Navi: Sure.
They go to the waterfall.
Navi: So, where do we go?
Joe: The Kingdom of Taopann lies beyond the waterfall.
Mika: Follow us.
They all go behind the waterfall and enter a cave that leads to a large faerie colony.
Navi: Wow…
Hanaku: What do you think? Please say you like it.
Navi: Bitchin’.
Hanaku: Yes! I knew you’d like it.
They go to the very end of the cave. There, on a throne, sits the faerie queen.
Navi: That’s the queen?
Joe: Yep. Faerie Queen Fina Schala Alouette Mycella Marona Kairi Furiae Lenneth Celes XXXIII.
Navi: Man, that name is hella long.
Celes XXXIII: I know.
Mika: Your majesty, this is Navi.
Celes XXXIII: It’s an honor to finally meet you.
Navi: Wait. How do you know me?
Celes XXXIII: The Legend of Zelda is a popular book series here in Disonia. Plus, your legendary feats are told throughout the vast realm of Wal-Mart.
Navi looks at the screen and frowns in confusion.
Celes XXXIII: Anyway, I received word from Elder Meltarr that you were on your way. So I sent my most trusted escorts to retrieve you.
Navi: You know Meltarr?
Celes XXXIII: Oh yeah. We went to high school together.
Celes takes out a photo of her and Meltarr in high school.
Navi: … Hot damn. That’s Meltarr?
Celes XXXIII: Yep.
Navi: Wow…
Celes: So tell me, is he still the beefy hunk of a man that I remember?
Navi: Um, more or less…
Celes XXXIII: Well, down to business. I am allowed to grant you one wish before I give you your gift. Is there anything you desire?
Navi: Hmm…
Navi thinks of Nova and begins to drool and blush.
Celes XXXIII: Navi?
Navi: Huh? *snaps out of it* Um, can you make me normal-sized?
Celes XXXIII: You mean like a human girl?
Navi: Yeah. There’s a certain someone I’d like to see.
Celes XXXIII: Is it that Nova character?
Navi: How do you know about him?
Celes XXXIII: He’s the talk of the town. All I’ve been hearing about is this summoner who’s going to stop Düsseldorf from getting the Mullet.
Navi: It’s Ganondorf.
Meanwhile, in the Klaina Forest…
Link: Ganondorf!? *takes out seed shooter*
Nova: He’s not here!
Link: Oh. *puts away seed shooter*
Meanwhile, in the Faerie Kingdom…
Navi: So, will you grant me this wish?
Celes XXXIII: Yes, I will. Now to say my magic words. Gitchy gitchy ya ya da da!
Celes begins to dance. Suddenly Navi is a normal-sized girl.
Navi: Wow, badass.
Joe: Dude. I can totally see up her skirt.
Hanaku: *smacks Joe* Perv.
Joe: I know you’re doing it too, lezzy.
Hanaku: I’m bi. You know that.
Joe: I also know you’ll want to have sex later. So meet me by the riverside.
Hanaku: Yeah. Okay.
Navi: Thank you so much.
Celes XXXIII: Since you are now of normal size, I know now what I can give you.
A bow and quiver of arrows appears in Navi’s hands.
Navi: Weapons?
Celes XXXIII: Yes. Now you can aid Link and Nova in their quest.
Navi: Um, okay…
Celes XXXIII: Think about it. If he finds out that you can fight, he might like you more.
Navi: It’s worth a try.
Celes XXXIII: Now go, and make us proud.
Navi: I will. Goodbye.
Celes XXXIII: And give my regards to Meltarr.
And Navi ran off toward the village of Mahu Orai to show Meltarr her gifts.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: Man, her name was hella long.
Nova: You know, her name is an amalgamation of names of heroines in various RPGs.
Violence-loving Monkey: I wanna see something violent. That faerie needs to kill someone.
Nova: No, monkey. Not now.
VLM: I said I fucking want violence!
Nova: I got your violence, bitch!
Nova kicks the monkey off screen.
Nova: *holds up arms* It’s good!
Floyd: That monkey got served!
Navi has been traveling nonstop toward the Taopann Falls since she parted ways with Nova and Link. She has finally arrived.
Navi: So, this is the Taopann falls… Yeah. I’m so having my honeymoon here.
She flies over to the riverside and lands to rest.
Navi: I’ve been flying for three hours. I really need to chill.
A group of faeries fly up to her.
Faerie 1: Hello, and welcome to Taopann. I’m Mika.
Faerie 2: I’m Hanaku.
Faerie 3: The name’s Joe. Hey.
Navi: Cool. Fellow faeries. My name’s Navi.
Mika: Ah, you’re THE Navi.
Navi: You’ve heard of me?
Joe: Hell yeah. You’re guide to Link the hero of time. How could we not know you?
Mika: You’re a celebrity in Taopann.
Hanaku: Omigod, omigod. I can’t believe I’m meeting Navi. Pinch me.
Joe pinches Hanaku.
Hanaku: Thanks, Joe. Can I have your autograph?
Mika: Calm down, Hana.
Hanaku: Sorry.
Navi: Say, could you show me the way to the faerie queen?
Joe: Show you the way? Shit, we’re here to escort you.
Navi: You are?
Mika: The queen herself sent us.
Hanaku: As soon as she received word, she told us to leave right away.
Navi: Wow. That’s awesome.
Mika: Ready to go?
Navi: Sure.
They go to the waterfall.
Navi: So, where do we go?
Joe: The Kingdom of Taopann lies beyond the waterfall.
Mika: Follow us.
They all go behind the waterfall and enter a cave that leads to a large faerie colony.
Navi: Wow…
Hanaku: What do you think? Please say you like it.
Navi: Bitchin’.
Hanaku: Yes! I knew you’d like it.
They go to the very end of the cave. There, on a throne, sits the faerie queen.
Navi: That’s the queen?
Joe: Yep. Faerie Queen Fina Schala Alouette Mycella Marona Kairi Furiae Lenneth Celes XXXIII.
Navi: Man, that name is hella long.
Celes XXXIII: I know.
Mika: Your majesty, this is Navi.
Celes XXXIII: It’s an honor to finally meet you.
Navi: Wait. How do you know me?
Celes XXXIII: The Legend of Zelda is a popular book series here in Disonia. Plus, your legendary feats are told throughout the vast realm of Wal-Mart.
Navi looks at the screen and frowns in confusion.
Celes XXXIII: Anyway, I received word from Elder Meltarr that you were on your way. So I sent my most trusted escorts to retrieve you.
Navi: You know Meltarr?
Celes XXXIII: Oh yeah. We went to high school together.
Celes takes out a photo of her and Meltarr in high school.
Navi: … Hot damn. That’s Meltarr?
Celes XXXIII: Yep.
Navi: Wow…
Celes: So tell me, is he still the beefy hunk of a man that I remember?
Navi: Um, more or less…
Celes XXXIII: Well, down to business. I am allowed to grant you one wish before I give you your gift. Is there anything you desire?
Navi: Hmm…
Navi thinks of Nova and begins to drool and blush.
Celes XXXIII: Navi?
Navi: Huh? *snaps out of it* Um, can you make me normal-sized?
Celes XXXIII: You mean like a human girl?
Navi: Yeah. There’s a certain someone I’d like to see.
Celes XXXIII: Is it that Nova character?
Navi: How do you know about him?
Celes XXXIII: He’s the talk of the town. All I’ve been hearing about is this summoner who’s going to stop Düsseldorf from getting the Mullet.
Navi: It’s Ganondorf.
Meanwhile, in the Klaina Forest…
Link: Ganondorf!? *takes out seed shooter*
Nova: He’s not here!
Link: Oh. *puts away seed shooter*
Meanwhile, in the Faerie Kingdom…
Navi: So, will you grant me this wish?
Celes XXXIII: Yes, I will. Now to say my magic words. Gitchy gitchy ya ya da da!
Celes begins to dance. Suddenly Navi is a normal-sized girl.
Navi: Wow, badass.
Joe: Dude. I can totally see up her skirt.
Hanaku: *smacks Joe* Perv.
Joe: I know you’re doing it too, lezzy.
Hanaku: I’m bi. You know that.
Joe: I also know you’ll want to have sex later. So meet me by the riverside.
Hanaku: Yeah. Okay.
Navi: Thank you so much.
Celes XXXIII: Since you are now of normal size, I know now what I can give you.
A bow and quiver of arrows appears in Navi’s hands.
Navi: Weapons?
Celes XXXIII: Yes. Now you can aid Link and Nova in their quest.
Navi: Um, okay…
Celes XXXIII: Think about it. If he finds out that you can fight, he might like you more.
Navi: It’s worth a try.
Celes XXXIII: Now go, and make us proud.
Navi: I will. Goodbye.
Celes XXXIII: And give my regards to Meltarr.
And Navi ran off toward the village of Mahu Orai to show Meltarr her gifts.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Floyd: Man, her name was hella long.
Nova: You know, her name is an amalgamation of names of heroines in various RPGs.
Violence-loving Monkey: I wanna see something violent. That faerie needs to kill someone.
Nova: No, monkey. Not now.
VLM: I said I fucking want violence!
Nova: I got your violence, bitch!
Nova kicks the monkey off screen.
Nova: *holds up arms* It’s good!
Floyd: That monkey got served!