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Araka: HIYA, GUYS! I'M BA-A-A-CK!

Yama: I think they can tell…=_=

Araka: Oh shush. >.>

Yama: Are we gonna go on this trip or what?

Araka: We are…(AN: right now…June 27, I'm on the boat…cruising…^_^)

Yama: Well?

Araka: We've got to call everybody!

Yama: Are we kicking Kai off?

Araka: Nope. I've decided to keep em because I'd miss em if he were gone.

Yama: But what about Bakhu?

Araka: She's gonna be in…sooner or later…

Yama: ¬_¬ I'm awfully scared right now…so…I'm gonna go hide in the closet, kay?

Araka: No, that's not okay. Now, lemme see. Who should I call first?

Yama: How about Hiei?

Araka: Okay, Hiei then. *picks up phone and dials his number*

At Yusuke's(sp?) place

Hiei: *answers his cell phone* Hello? Wait…I don't even have a cell phone…

Araka: ^_^; Ignore that…erm…Hey, Hiei.

Hiei: *loudly* ARAKA?!

Yusuke: *looking at magazines* Keep it down, Hiei.

Hiei: Uh, RIGHT!

Kurama: Who is it?

Hiei: ^_^; No one…no one at all!

Araka: Hey? Is that Kurama?

Hiei: Um, yeah. Why? *gets suspicious*

Araka: Oh, just tellin' y'all. We're goin' on a cruise tomorrow!

Hiei: O_o;; WHAAAAT?

Araka: You'll be there? Great. Tell Kurama. Bye! *hangs up*

Hiei: *is standing there, staring at the phone in his hand* No…

Kurama: ¬_¬ Something tells me…that something bad's gonna happen, right?

Hiei: Worse than you know…*cries*

Araka: That went well.

Yama: *snicker* What I heard, he seemed very excited. Who ya gonna call next?

Araka: Shizzy.

Yama: Oh…no…

Sohma residence

Shigure: *answers the phone* Hello?

Araka: *yelling at the top of her lungs* ISSHIZZYTHEREANDCANISPEAKTOHERPLEASE?

Shigure: @.x *eardrums blown out*

Araka: Hello?

Yuki: *walks in* Who's on the phone?

Shigure: ISSHIZZYTHEREANDCANISPEAKTOHERPLEASE? @.x;

Yuki: O_O; Uh…you're lookin' for Shizzy?

Shigure: Huh?

Yuki: I said, You're lookin' for Shizzy?

Shigure: I still can't here you; speak up.

Yuki: *vein throb* *face all red* *anime-ish big head* I SAID, YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR SHIZZY?!!!!!!!!!!

Shigure: No need to yell, I heard you the first time.

Yuki: +_+ *anime fall over*

Shizuka: *jumps in* *is six years old and verychibi-fied* HEEEELLLLLOOOO! EVERYONE'S FAVORITE DIGITAL VIRUS IS HERE!!!!!!!!!

Shigure: Oh, hello Shizuka. I think someone's on the phone for you.

Shizuka: Really?

Shigure: Yep. *hands her the phone and walks off*

Yuki: But…? How…? Did…? He…? Hear…? Her…? ACK! *gonk*

Shizuka: Hm…I wonder what's wrong with Yuki-chan today? *shrugs* Hello?

Araka: HEY, SHIZU!

Shizuka: HIYA, ARA-CHAN!

Araka: We're gonna go on another trip! BUT IT'S A CRUISE!

Shizuka: REALLY?

Araka: Uh-huh! Wanna come? Kyo is invited of course.

Shizuka: OF COURSE I'M COMIN'! WHENWHENWHENWHEN?

Araka: Tomorrow! ^_^; Bye-Bye, Shizu-chan!

Shizuka: BYE! *hangs up*

Kyo: *walks in* *looks at an excited Shizuka* O_O My Shizuka sense is tingling…

Shizuka: WE GOIN' ON A CRUISE!

Kyo: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *drops the ice cream he's eating and runs away*

Shizuka: *chases him*

Araka: ^_^ Shizzy sounded excited.

Yama: Yeah. Who ya gonna call now?

Araka: Lemme see…we've got, Me, you, Shizuka, Kyo, Hiei, Kurama…who's next?

Yama: How about Kaiba and Yami?

Araka: OKAY! *dials Kaiba's number*

Kaiba: *is in a duel against Yami* *cell phone rings* ?_? *answers it* What do you want?

Araka: Is that any way to greet a girl?

Kaiba: *flips out* ARAKA?!

Araka: Yeppers! ^_^ Is Yami there?

Kaiba: ¬_¬ I'm dueling him right now…

Araka: Cool. Okay. Tell him that we're going on a cruise tomorrow, you be ready also! BYES! ^^ *hangs up*

Kaiba: O_O *puts cell phone away and looks at Yami and at his friends.(Tea, Joey, Tristen, Yugi, etc.)*

Yami: Kaiba…?

Kaiba: Yami, we're goin' on a cruise…

Yami: ……*suddenly understands* O_o Heck no! ACK! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! WHY IN RA? WHY?

Yugi: What's wrong with them?

Joey: I dun know. But, if you ask me, Kaiba crying doesn't look too usual to me…

Araka: He seemed happy!

Yama: Next?

Araka: How about…KAI!

Yama: Why Kai?

Araka: Just because…¬_¬ *dials his number*

Kai: *is in a battle-thing(don't watch the show…don't know what it's called…)* LET IT RI--*cell phone rings* Huh? *answers it* Yo?

Araka: HEY, KAI-KUN!

Kai: ¬_¬ You…

Araka: Me! ^.^

Kai: I'm a little busy here…

Araka: Don't worry; it won't last long.

Kai: What is it?

Araka: We're going on a cruise tomorrow and you're comin'. All righty then, BYE! *hangs up*

Kai: *puts phone back and looks seriously at his opponent* You win. BECAUSE I'LL BE ON THE NEXT PLANE TO HAWAII! GOODBYE! *runs off*

Opponent: Huh? *blinks*

Araka: Hm…Now, lesse here. I'll do Kish now. ^.^

Yama: =_= I don't think anybody will show up, honestly.

Araka: Oh, they will…*smiles evilly*

Yama: O.o;;;

Araka: *dials Kish's number*

Kish: *is sleeping under a tree with Pie and Tart* *phone rings* *grumbles and answers it* What?

Araka: KISH! IT'S ME, ARAKA!

Kish: O.O I thought being on another planet would make it impossible to get a hold of me…

Araka: I have magical phone powers.

Kish: ¬_¬ I'm not even going to ask. So, what do ya want?

Araka: WE'REGOINGONACRUISESOBETHEREOKAY? BYE!

Kish: O_o I barely understood what she said…but I know we're going on another wacky adventure where I will get killed sooner or later. *puts phone away*

Tart: Who were you talking to?

Kish: The Grim Reaper. #.#

Pie: Oh…

Tart: Okay. *goes back to sleep*

Yama: Do you think he got all that?

Araka: ^_^ I'm sure he did. Now, to call Kenshin. *dials number*

Kenshin: *hears phone ringing* uh….O_o; When did we get a phone? You time travelin' again, Sanosuke?

Sano: =_= So what if I did?

Karou(or however you spell it...): JUST ANSWER THE DARN PHONE ALREADY!

Kenshin: Okay…okay…¬_¬ Sheesh. *picks it up* Hello?
Araka: Hiya, Kenshin-chan!

Kenshin: It's Kenshin-san to you.

Araka: ^_^ Whatever. Anywho, we're goin' on a cruise and you're comin'. That okay with you? Kurama's gonna be there. Bye. *hangs up*

Kenshin: Good news, I get to go on a cruise with my Kurama, bad news; I have to go on a cruise with Araka. =_= *sigh*

Araka: Okay, last person, erm, perog.

Yama: What's a perog?

Araka: ^_^ A person, and a dog.

Yama: You mean a hanyou?

Araka: ¬_¬ Same thing. *dials number*

Kagome: *cell phone rings in her bag* Huh? *answers it* Hello?

Araka: Hello, this is Araka Sasaki. May I speak to Inuyasha, please?

Kagome: Of course. ^_^ INUYASHA!

Inu: Yeah? *walks up*

Kagome: Someone named Sasaki wants to speak with you.

Inu: Who?

Kagome: I don't know. *hands him the cell phone*

Inu: Hello?

Araka: HIYA, INU-SAMA!

Inu: O_O Araka-chan?

Araka: YESH! WE'RE GOIN' ON A CRUISE, YOU COMIN'. LONG STORY SHORT! BUH BYE! *hangs up*

Inu: *gives phone back to Kagome*

Kagome: What did she want?

Inu: *sigh* Well, I'm going to kill myself now. *runs off*

Kagome: O_o;;

Araka: Well, that's everybody.

Yama: What about Bakhu?

Araka: She'll be there already.

Yama: How?

Araka: ¬_¬ Oops, no spoilers here. You'll see.

Yama: Aw. Well, okay.

Araka: ^_^ BYE! *waves*

Araka: That…was a prologue. So boring, ne? Yep. *sigh* Oh well. It's just me calling all the Bishies. The next one is the actual thing. All righty, if you don't like it, I understand. Me not like it either. ¬_¬ I wrote this while on the boat. It's sad that I got seasick, sunburn, and something else I don't remember. All right. Wait `till next time to read Anime Cruise.