Trigun Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Miroku's day as a woman ❯ if you had a genie...? ( Chapter 1 )

a/n: i drew a picture for a contest. yes i made miroku a woman and this idea came into my head.

"Ah, what a lovely day..." Miroku sighed contently as he relaxed on a grassy knoll around the Bone Eater's Well". Kagome had gotten into a fight with Inuyasha and as usaual went home, agrivated by his temper. So, as usual, Inuyasha went back to get her, grumbling like an old goat. These fights seemed to occur more freqently, and were usually centered around the now-completed Jewel. Sango had run off to the village once again, but not before leaving him with a pleasant handprint on his face.

"Miroku are you just going to lay there all day?" Shippo asked, swinging his legs over the edge of the well.

"No, I don't suppose I should." Miroku grunted as he help himself up with his staff. He set off into the woods humming a happy tune, until sometime farther down the small rocky dirt path. He stumbled upon a traveler resting near a stream. He looked rather tired and beaten up he wearing woren leather aromor. lay next to him was the handle of a broken sword. he looked as though he had dragged himself out of the stream.

"Are you ok good sir?" miroku asked kindly leaning down next to him. The traveler jolted awake almost frightfully.

"Ah..HELLO!" his said very loudly. The traveler scrambled to his feet quickly as if miroku was an old friend he was dieing to see.

"I have a present for you...uhhh...monk!" the traveler said looking at miroku's attire and assuming that he was a monk. The traveler tossed Miroku a finely crafted object, handleing it as if it were scalding hot. The shiny object somewhat like some odd tea pot, and Miroku tapped his finger on the fine, smooth surface.

"Uhh what is this odd good...?" miroku asked' curiously looking it over.

"Oh, its what's called a 'magic lamp'. It is said that if you rub it, you are granted three wished...I don't want it, really! You have fun with it now, ta ta!" The traveler squealed, his voice strained with stress, making it sound squeaky. Before miroku could decline his offer the traveler jumped into a stream and swam off.

"What an strange man." miroku said quizzically watching him swim off very quickly even though wieghed down by his armor. Miroku sat on the bank still looking the lamp over curiously.

"I suppose it wouldn't hurt to give it a try." miroku said rubbing the lamp gently with his hand. The lamp began to smoke and smolder, growing so hot that it caused Miroku to drop it on the bank with a yelp. The lamp shook violently as a wisp of smoke rose from the lid, slowly forming the vision of a strange man. The entity had scruffy black hair, and his attire included a black suit with crosses for cuff links. Square black bars covered his eyes, and a crooked sort of white, thin pipe hung from his mouth.

"Praise the lord, HELLO!" he said smiling stupidly at miroku. Miroku stared back at him frightfully. It's not eveyday a man popped out of a jar. Now if it perhaps was a women things would have turned out differently.

"W-Who is you? What are you? Are you a demon!?" miroku said clutching his staff tightly.

"Why I am the great genie NICOLAS D. WOLFWOOD!" he said proudly. Miroku swung his staff at him.

"Hey now what's that all about!" he said watching the staff phase through him. Miroku continued to throw enchantment scrolls and swing his staff at him.

"You better stop that or I won't grant your damn wishes!" wolfwood huffed angrily. Miroku stopped abruptly.

"Wishes you say...?" miroku asked stroking his chin evilly.

"Yeah, the little bastard the frees me gets three damn wishes." Wolfwood said calmly as he took a long draw from his little white pipe that kept growing smaller and smaller.

"I have my first wish already! I wish I had breasts to fondle!" miroku said excitedly.

"I like your style my man! Wish be granted!" wolfwood said smiling evilly. In a cloud of smoke miroku appeared but not quite how he wanted to be. Miroku smiled as he saw his newly made appendages. Groping them hard and fondling them.

"Oh these are quite nice!" miroku said excitedly as some hair fell into is face.

"What happened to my hair?" he asked the genie feeling his soft long black locks. Wolfwood just burst into laughter.

"What did you do?" miroku yelled at him.

"Check...you're...what makes you a man?" wolfwood said in between his laughter. Miroku's face went somber as he groped the spot where his manhood once was.

"YOU LITTLE IMP! Turn me back into a man right now!" miroku said angrily.

"Sorry you got to wait at least a day before another wish." wolfwood said stifling his giggles a little bit. Wolfwood retreated back into his lamp.

"YOU DAMN GENIE GET OUT HERE!" miroku yelled at the lamp. He got no response.

"Miroku where you?" he heard sango's voice echo through the woods. Miroku picked up the lamp and stuffed it in his pocket.

'Sango! SANGO! Something horrible has happened!" miroku cried not realizing his voice was growing higher pitched.

"Kagome is that you?" sango asked as miroku ran out into the clearing.

"Sango!" miroku cried in a high-pitched voice. Stared at him for a moment. Then her eyes adjusted to his rather large chest.

"What happened to your voice?" she asked only one of the many questions running through her head.

"Sango I made a really bad wish to a genie!" miroku said frantically. Sango slapped her forehead.

"You groped the wrong woman this time didn't you?" she asked raising her hand ready to slap him...er..her.

"No, no this guy in the lamp made me a girl when I asked for him to give me breasts." miroku said picking the lamp out of his pocket.

"And now he won't turn me back until tomorrow!" miroku said sighing dramatically.

"Then your just going to have to tough it out." sango said happily grabbing his hand and dragging him towards the well where the other's were gathered.

"Hey! What are you doing? They can't see me like this!" miroku said trying to pulled back but found sango much stronger than him.

"Hey! Inuyasha, kagome, shippo! I have got a surprise." sango yelled pulling him after her. As they got into the clearing by the well sango made miroku stand in front of her.

"Does he...have breasts!" inuyasha said squinting making sure he wasn't seeing things.

"Ha he does. Miroku what happened?" kagome asked trying hard not to laugh.
Miroku told them the story again.

"So what am I supposed to do now?" miroku asked sighing as he sat on the edge of the well.

"I have a great idea. Inuyasha take sango to the other side of the well." kagome commanded.

"But why should...?" inuyasha started.

"Just go!" kagome yelled at him. Inuyasha obediently picked up sango and took her to the other side of the well with shippo clinging to his back..

"Ok miroku, grab on!" kagome said pulling him into the well. After the time jump miroku and kagome climbed you the ladder and met inuyasha and a very amazed looking sango.

"Ok the name of the game today is dress up miroku!" kagome said excitedly leading them inside her home. She lead miroku and the other's were lead up to kagome's room.

"Ok first of all miroku go into the bathroom and put these on." kagome said handing him some seductively sleek undergarments.

"So how do i put this on?" miroku said holding the bra up in front of the group.

"I'll explain that to you on the way to the bathroom." kagome said as she pushed him towards the bathroom with her eye twitching nervously. When kagome came back her and sango worked on picking good outfit's out for him as shippo and inuyasha sat lazily on kagome's bed.

"Ok they're on but I don't really like them." miroku said walking into the room in the undergarments. Kagome threw some clothes at him.

"Put those on." she commanded as sango sat down on the bed. Miroku put on a tight fitting red shirt that said beware of perverts in Japanese and some tight flare pants.

"What do you think guys?" kagome asked the group on the bed. Inuyasha, shippo, and sango gave her the thumbs down.

"Though it is quite ironic..." sango added staring at the shirt miroku had on.

"Why am I doing this?" miroku asked taking off the clothes and putting on another pair of clothes.

"It will help you pass the time." kagome said examining his current [air of clothes witch was a yellow blouse and white shirt. kagome glanced at the group on the bed and they gave it the thumbs down. after several more pairs of clothes kagome asked the group on more time. now miroku had on a tight purple shirt and short blue shorts.

"Judges?" kagome asked tiredly. The group discussed it and gave her the thumbs up.

"Ok now put these shoes on!" kagome said handing miroku some purple high heels.

"Come on group let's go show Mira off." kagome said leading them downstairs into the kitchen.

"Uhh Mira?" miroku asked confused.

"You'll need a girl's name. Hey mom would it be ok if the gang stays over tonight" kagome asked her mother who was cooking dinner.

"Sure don't know where they're going to sleep but ok. Oh who's this?" her mother asked circling miroku.

"This is miroku. Don't ask why he's a girl." kagome sighed tiredly. Sota walked into the kitchen playing his game boy. When he looked up he abruptly stopped.

"Hey baby what's up?" he said slightly. Everyone burst out laughing except miroku who slapped him against the head.

"That give me an idea...inuyasha put on your outside hat!" kagome said pushing everyone out the door and outside the shrine. Walking down the street they got some odd looks but also so expected catcalls at miroku.

"I hate you." miroku said plainly to kagome.

"Oh just play along I'm sure you'll learn a well deserved life lesson." kagome said spotting a group of guys from her school.

"Wow hey kagome who's your pretty friend." said one of the more bold guys.

"Oh this is my cousin Mira!" kagome said pointing to miroku.

"Say guys keep Mira company me and uh this group behind me have to take care of something." kagome said running off with shippo, inuyasha, and sango.

"H-hey!" miroku said reaching after them.

"Where do you think you going." said one of the men cornering him to a wall with his arms. Miroku tried to squirm free, but it proved to no avail. The man reached out and fondled miroku's breasts as the others watched. Miroku felt this anger rise inside him and almost reflexive his hand reached up and slapped him. As soon as the man was out of his way miroku ran off toward his friends.

a/n: there's another chapter on the way but my hands are tired now