Trigun Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ D/Chick and County One-Shots ❯ BIG FREAKIN DISCLAIMER ( Prologue )

BIG STINKIN DISCLAIMER

Ok, ok, someday someone is going to sue my ass just because I don't blatantly state that I do not really own my sexy anime boys…(sniffs)…so I've made this list so that that never happens…

I DO NOT OWN THE FOLLOWING:

Gareas

His sexy shirt

His sexy pants

His sexah-sexah bod

His kick-ass shoes

Rioroute

That really cute headband

Barbeque

Azuma

INSTRUCTOR! Pants

Nose glue

Those ridiculous glasses

Wolfwood

Bandages

Folken

His cool wings

Van

His cool wings

Sirius

HIS cool wings

Zell

The company that makes the nifty zell plushies

Squall

That niiiiiiice sexah bo-deee

Duo

braids

Quatre

Heero

Wing Zero

Wing Gundam

McDonalds

Wufei

Green Tea

Chicken in a Biscuit

Trowa

Knives

Angel-Arm guns

Legato

Tongue depressors

Beards

Scissors

Goats

Modern dance classes

Gay boys

Hospitals

Ramen

Computers

Computer programs

Knowledge to MAKE computer programs

Thatz

Needles

Thread

Batman

Nifty jet-packs

Ice packs

Crutches

Sausages

Millie

Meryl

Possession of grand cooking skills

Teela

Skanky outfits

The Boots

Cue cards

Cheesy announcers

Game shows

Parakeets

Cheese

Kraft company

Cheez Whiz

Bananas

Tangerines

Green Day

Billie Joe

Goatees

Yukari

Hitomi

Amano

Mailboxes

Houses (I DO own the one-shot house, tho…)

Van's parents

Allen

Marlene

Chiede

Gadeth

Merle

Sexy plumber man pants

Tool boxes

Pencils

Detention

Dildo (dilandau)

The birdie

Nyago

Nyago plushies

Jonathan (owning the god of hellfire would be difficult ^^;)

Hell

Hellfire

Jev (well, duh)

Mistin (double duh)

Candi

Munki

Robbitt

Yuki

Kuroneko P

Jamimi

County (lol)

Boxers (wish I did tho lol)

Nifty swingy-benches

Sailormoon

Swimwear

Newspapers

Mailmen

Letters

Drag shows

Sailor fuku's

Schools

Tofu dogs

Hot dogs

Fences

BBQ grills

Lava lamps

Self-heating carpet

Light-up blinds

Trampolines

Plates

Naughty magazines

Link

Ruto

Zelda

Epona

Lake Hylia

Interviews

Pippin

LOTR

Herbal Essences

Vash's butt (lol)

Trigun DVD's (wish I did…sniff)

Cats

Kuroneko-sama

Windows

Pro-Ings

Tighy-whiteys

Security cameras

Nurse Fehn (or rill…w/e)

Washer machines

Big-ass bows

Goddess Ingrids

Goddess outfits

Fruity pansy-boy hair

Blindingly bright lights

Underwear

Doors

White non-descript rooms

Safari ranger outfits

National parks

Yogi bear

The forest bear

Band-aids

Beaches

Rings

Ice Cream

Butts

Arabian Princes

Arabia

Divine Waters

Plastic Spoons

Bathrooms

Toilet Seats

Disgusting Purple sofas

Sweatdrops

Facefaults

Streamers

Confetti

Olympics

Anything else you can think of

In conclusion, the only things I own are my clothes and my dignity…I wouldn't have a lot of dignity if I had no clothes…^^;

Everything and everyone else in this whole damned universe belongs to their respectable owners

That is all! Leave a review if I missed anything…heh…