Trigun Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei vs Vash the Stampede ❯ The pyramids ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: KuramasDarkSide 
Anime/Manga: Trigun Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.24.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 331 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Trigun Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.24.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 331 | Status: Completed
Kds: Sorry for the long wait people but I finally wrote the next chapter. Aren't you proud of me? ^_^
Hiei glares: No.
Kaiba: What the h*** am I doing here?
Kds: I wanted you here.
Kurama and Kaiba *shoot death glares at each other*
Hiei *sighs* Kds and AF11 own nothing expect themselves.
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Chapter 3
The pyramids.
Kari stares at Hiei's and Vash's motionless bodies," S***, I don’t want to have to pay for their..... Wait...." Kari grins evilly and looks over at Kurama and Hikari," Looks like these two need mouth to mouth, badly. I guess we'll have to give them mouth to mouth." Kari winks causing Hikari and Kurama to grin.
"Yes, I agree." Hikari says as she looks over at Kuwabara," Kuwabara, come here and close your eyes and I'll give you something special."
"And Miroku, samething goes for you." Kari says in a seducing voice.
Miroku grins and walks over to her.
Kuwabara skips over to her, with hearts in his eyes. He closes his eyes and pukers his lips.
"Just close your eyes and puker up." Kari says as Miroku does this. She moves his face lower so it was right above Vash's face.
Hikari pushes his face downward so his lips and Hiei's lips were about and inch apart," Okay Kuwabara, go a little lower and you'll kiss me."
"Yea, Miroku. Just a little lower." Kari says, with a grin on her face.
Yusuke was now cracking up hysterically as was Inu-yasha.
Kuwabara goes lower and kisses Hiei, just as Miroku's lips make contact with Vash's lips.
Hiei opens his eyes, then screams, almost popping Kuwabara's lungs, and promptly kicks him in the place where the sun don't shine.
Kuwabara falls to the ground, in very much pain.
Miroku, on the other hand, was french kissing Vash, who had not woken up yet.
Vash's eyes open a bit, before widening. Miroku opens his eyes and sees who he is kissing. Miroku moves back about two miles as his puts his head in a river, screaming,' GET IT OUT!!!'
Vash was just staring, while Hiei was currently trying to get the baka germs out of his mouth.
Kari smiles," Now you know why you can’t stay under water for over 100 hours.”
Hiei glares," D*** you onna."
Kari smiles," Okay, on to the next contest!"
20 minutes later.
Everyone was by the entrance of a pyramid.
"Okay! Both of you have to stay in there for 24 hours. You may not try to escape. You are to bring no food, water, weapons, shirts, shoes or pants. I am allowing you to keep your boxers or briefs. You also may not use any youki or else you shall be disqualified." Kari says as she takes their shoes, pants, and shoes.
Vash and Hiei were now wearing only boxers.
Hikari looks at her watch," Begin..... NOW!"
Hiei and Vash run in the pyramid and Kurama, Yusuke, and Inu-yasha slide a bolder in front of the door so they won't escape.
" OKAY! BRING IN THE PEOPLE!!" Kari screams.
Kaiba, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Mokuba, and Bakura walk over to her.
" OKAY PEOPLE! I got every Egyptian clothes from 5000 years ago! Everyone is to wear these and go inside and try to scare the living daylights out of Vash and Hiei." Kari says as she holds up Egyptian clothes.
Kari notices Seto glaring," WHAT!?"
" I am not wearing that." Kaiba coldly says.
"Either you wear that or else." She leans over and whispers," I'll tell everyone what kind of boxers you wear."
Kaiba growls and grabs the clothes.
"Umm... where's Tea??" Yugi asks as he looks around.
Kari smiles," Oh, she couldn't make it. She said she was really tied up at the moment."
With Tea.
She was hanging above a bottomless pit that had savage, blood-thirsty demons in it. A candle was below the rope, slowly burning it.
" Some one, help me! Yugi? Yami? ANYONE!?" tea yells.
The rope breaks and Tea falls to her doom! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Back with the other people.
"Oh." Yugi changes into Yami.
Kari smiles," Okay, now that Yugi's gone, put on your clothes."
Yami takes the clothes and strips in front of everyone.
Joey sees Hikari," Wow, you didn't tell me that pretty girls were here." He walks toward her.
Hikari glares at Joey and he moves away from her.
Kaiba, now in his Egyptian clothes, glares at Kari as Yusuke walks over to him," Are you Seto Kaiba??"
Kaiba nods.
"DUDE!! I AM A BIG FREAKING FAN OF YOUR MERCHANDISE!!" Yusuke gets out a piece of paper and pencil," Can I have your autograph?"
Kaiba rolls his eyes and signs it.
Yusuke grins," Now, I can sell this baby on e-bay for a couple thousand bucks to some random fangirl."
Kari walks over to Mokuba," Mokie, could I ask you for a favor?"
Mokuba blink questioningly before nodding," Umm.. sure.."
Kari gets out an Egyptian dress that the pharaoh’s wife would wear," Play the Egyptian princess, will you? Because, I'm not about have Joey wear a dress and Kaiba would kill me if I asked him."
Mokuba sighs," fine."
"Thank you Mokie." Kari says as she hands him the dress.
Kaiba and Kurama glare at each other with little sparks around them.
"What's wrong with them?" Hikari asks.
"Don't ask, long story." Kari replies.
"So are you guys going in now?" Hikari asks.
Joey, the mummy nods," Yep!"
Kari pats Mokuba on the head," Now remember, act cute, sweet and adorable. That'll scare Hiei."
Kaiba and Kurama growl at each other before turning away from each other.
"Everyone got know what to do?" Hikari asks.
Everyone nods except Kaiba who just glares.
"Okay, in the back way you go!" Hikari yells as she pushes them in through a secret door.
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Kurama and Kaiba* are currently fighting in a large dust cloud while swearing at each other*
Kds* sighs*
Hiei *looks at Kds* Why is the ningen pissed at fox boy again?
Kds: The little store incident that involved me, Kurama, and Kaiba.
Hiei: Ohh.... I remember that.
Kds: Yup. Now, please R&R people. Ja ne!
Hiei glares: No.
Kaiba: What the h*** am I doing here?
Kds: I wanted you here.
Kurama and Kaiba *shoot death glares at each other*
Hiei *sighs* Kds and AF11 own nothing expect themselves.
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Chapter 3
The pyramids.
Kari stares at Hiei's and Vash's motionless bodies," S***, I don’t want to have to pay for their..... Wait...." Kari grins evilly and looks over at Kurama and Hikari," Looks like these two need mouth to mouth, badly. I guess we'll have to give them mouth to mouth." Kari winks causing Hikari and Kurama to grin.
"Yes, I agree." Hikari says as she looks over at Kuwabara," Kuwabara, come here and close your eyes and I'll give you something special."
"And Miroku, samething goes for you." Kari says in a seducing voice.
Miroku grins and walks over to her.
Kuwabara skips over to her, with hearts in his eyes. He closes his eyes and pukers his lips.
"Just close your eyes and puker up." Kari says as Miroku does this. She moves his face lower so it was right above Vash's face.
Hikari pushes his face downward so his lips and Hiei's lips were about and inch apart," Okay Kuwabara, go a little lower and you'll kiss me."
"Yea, Miroku. Just a little lower." Kari says, with a grin on her face.
Yusuke was now cracking up hysterically as was Inu-yasha.
Kuwabara goes lower and kisses Hiei, just as Miroku's lips make contact with Vash's lips.
Hiei opens his eyes, then screams, almost popping Kuwabara's lungs, and promptly kicks him in the place where the sun don't shine.
Kuwabara falls to the ground, in very much pain.
Miroku, on the other hand, was french kissing Vash, who had not woken up yet.
Vash's eyes open a bit, before widening. Miroku opens his eyes and sees who he is kissing. Miroku moves back about two miles as his puts his head in a river, screaming,' GET IT OUT!!!'
Vash was just staring, while Hiei was currently trying to get the baka germs out of his mouth.
Kari smiles," Now you know why you can’t stay under water for over 100 hours.”
Hiei glares," D*** you onna."
Kari smiles," Okay, on to the next contest!"
20 minutes later.
Everyone was by the entrance of a pyramid.
"Okay! Both of you have to stay in there for 24 hours. You may not try to escape. You are to bring no food, water, weapons, shirts, shoes or pants. I am allowing you to keep your boxers or briefs. You also may not use any youki or else you shall be disqualified." Kari says as she takes their shoes, pants, and shoes.
Vash and Hiei were now wearing only boxers.
Hikari looks at her watch," Begin..... NOW!"
Hiei and Vash run in the pyramid and Kurama, Yusuke, and Inu-yasha slide a bolder in front of the door so they won't escape.
" OKAY! BRING IN THE PEOPLE!!" Kari screams.
Kaiba, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Mokuba, and Bakura walk over to her.
" OKAY PEOPLE! I got every Egyptian clothes from 5000 years ago! Everyone is to wear these and go inside and try to scare the living daylights out of Vash and Hiei." Kari says as she holds up Egyptian clothes.
Kari notices Seto glaring," WHAT!?"
" I am not wearing that." Kaiba coldly says.
"Either you wear that or else." She leans over and whispers," I'll tell everyone what kind of boxers you wear."
Kaiba growls and grabs the clothes.
"Umm... where's Tea??" Yugi asks as he looks around.
Kari smiles," Oh, she couldn't make it. She said she was really tied up at the moment."
With Tea.
She was hanging above a bottomless pit that had savage, blood-thirsty demons in it. A candle was below the rope, slowly burning it.
" Some one, help me! Yugi? Yami? ANYONE!?" tea yells.
The rope breaks and Tea falls to her doom! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Back with the other people.
"Oh." Yugi changes into Yami.
Kari smiles," Okay, now that Yugi's gone, put on your clothes."
Yami takes the clothes and strips in front of everyone.
Joey sees Hikari," Wow, you didn't tell me that pretty girls were here." He walks toward her.
Hikari glares at Joey and he moves away from her.
Kaiba, now in his Egyptian clothes, glares at Kari as Yusuke walks over to him," Are you Seto Kaiba??"
Kaiba nods.
"DUDE!! I AM A BIG FREAKING FAN OF YOUR MERCHANDISE!!" Yusuke gets out a piece of paper and pencil," Can I have your autograph?"
Kaiba rolls his eyes and signs it.
Yusuke grins," Now, I can sell this baby on e-bay for a couple thousand bucks to some random fangirl."
Kari walks over to Mokuba," Mokie, could I ask you for a favor?"
Mokuba blink questioningly before nodding," Umm.. sure.."
Kari gets out an Egyptian dress that the pharaoh’s wife would wear," Play the Egyptian princess, will you? Because, I'm not about have Joey wear a dress and Kaiba would kill me if I asked him."
Mokuba sighs," fine."
"Thank you Mokie." Kari says as she hands him the dress.
Kaiba and Kurama glare at each other with little sparks around them.
"What's wrong with them?" Hikari asks.
"Don't ask, long story." Kari replies.
"So are you guys going in now?" Hikari asks.
Joey, the mummy nods," Yep!"
Kari pats Mokuba on the head," Now remember, act cute, sweet and adorable. That'll scare Hiei."
Kaiba and Kurama growl at each other before turning away from each other.
"Everyone got know what to do?" Hikari asks.
Everyone nods except Kaiba who just glares.
"Okay, in the back way you go!" Hikari yells as she pushes them in through a secret door.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~< br />
Kurama and Kaiba* are currently fighting in a large dust cloud while swearing at each other*
Kds* sighs*
Hiei *looks at Kds* Why is the ningen pissed at fox boy again?
Kds: The little store incident that involved me, Kurama, and Kaiba.
Hiei: Ohh.... I remember that.
Kds: Yup. Now, please R&R people. Ja ne!